Ngezolo leeholide lomNyaka omtsha, uninzi lwabantu lugcinelwe iziyobisi. Ngaziphi iintlobo zotywala zikhetha ezo okanye ezinye iimpawu ze-Zodiac , abaninzi banokuwazi kwizinto ezidlulileyo. Nangona kunjalo, bambalwa abantu babecinga ukuba abameleli beenkwenkwezi ezili-12 ngendlela ekhethekileyo banenkinga enkulu. Ngamanye ngendlela yayo. Kwaye kunye nabasebenzisa iinkwenkwezi kuphela abanokwabelana ngolwazi oluncedo.
Aries
Aba bantu abaqinileyo abanakuze bazenze ngathi ubusuku buyimpumelelo. Nangona intloko iyahlukana kwaye ibhomu ye-athomu iqhuma esiswini, amandla abo akayi kuvumela ubuthathaka buntu ukuba bubonakalise. Akukho mntu kufuneka abone indlela amaqhayiya a-Aries ahluphekayo ngayo. Kusuka kwi-hangover. Kwaye oku akulula ukwenza, kuba abameli be-Zodiac abangabonakaliyo bangabalandeli beVodka baseRashiya. Ikhofi yomgudu kunye ne-cigarettes yinto yokutya kwasekuseni yamadoda ngokusa kusasa. Kwaye ama-aries amahle ase-Aries asesekuseni ezama ukufika kwindawo yokuhlambela ukuba akhangele phambili.
Taurus
I-Taurus idla ngokugqithisa emva kweqondo elikhulu lotywala. Inyaniso kukuba la maqabane obhiya obuninzi obuninzi awaziyo ukuzikhusela emva koko. Baye banqwenela ukuvuma kwi-comer yokuqala, nangona engaziwa ngokupheleleyo. Ngaloo nto inokumangalisa ukuba amanxibelelwano enzentlalo ahlala ezele izityhilelo zeTaurus emva kobusuku obushushu? Kwaye kuya kuba mnandi ukuba ibhiya inomdla ukuthatha isitifiketi se-hangover ... Kodwa yintoni enokuyenza ngezithuba ze-frank kunye nezinto ezininzi zokuthanda? Indlela kuphela yokuphuma ukunxila kwakhona, ukuqhubeka nokuzonwabisa. Ngaphandle koko, ukwesaba okubhaliweyo okubhaliweyo kwintloko.
Gemini
Abasunguli beeholide abahlali bexesha lokuyeka. Yaye unokuyicinezela njani i-pedal pedal xa enye inqwaba ye-tequila ihanjiswa ngobuhle obuhle okanye i-gentleman in sombrero? Ngako oko kubalulekile ukuqaphela kwangaphambili indawo yokuhamba kweenqwelo. Ngaphandle koko, umngcipheko wokuvuswa kwibhedi engaqhelekanga, kwisixeko esingaqhelekanga sikhulu. Amawele ayenakho oku bhetele kunezinye iimpawu ze-zodiac. Nangona kunjalo, bathambekele ekulawuleni izihlwele, ukujonga umlinganiselo wabo. Ukuze uhlambe ekuseni, kwaye mhlawumbi xa uhlola imilayezo ephumayo.
Cancer
I-hangover yeCancer ijikelezwe yimfihlelo enzulu, njengoko ingasayi kunxila kwi-insole. Ewe, phantse ungaze. Ngamanye amaxesha unako ukuhambisa amanzi abameli besayilumkiso esilumkileyo. Kwaye ke aba bafana be-genie baqhubela kude kwiindawo zabo ezikude. Badakwa ngokukhawuleza kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo. Ngentsasa kubonakala ngathi kukho intlekele. Ukuba kufuneka benze into ethile. Nangona kunjalo, oku kukuphela kwenkcazo yazo. Ekubeni emva kweglasi ezi-5 babedla ngokulala.
Leo
Indlela eyona ndlela yokunqoba i-hangover evela kuLeo ayikho ikhofi. Kwaye akukho utywala. Abaninzi baya kumangaliswa, kodwa oku kukudumisa. Uninzi lwabo bonke abameli bobukumkani bobukhosi abachaphazelekayo ngokubonakalayo, kodwa "ngegama elibi". Ziyizilwanyana ezihle, zisela iwayini elibomvu kuphela ... Ubume benkosi abuvumeli ukuba banxila. Ngoko ke, iingonyama zifuna iimqinisekiso zokuthi isithsaba sabo sisekhona. Oko ubuqili bobuqhenqa obuqhenkcezayo kubangel 'umdla. Kuphela ixesha elide le mihlambululo ayanele, kuba isisu sesidlo siza kufuna kungekudala igazi elitsha ...
Virgo
Yeha ke umntu othe wagqiba ekubeni ahambe kunye ne-Viran pedantic. Uthando lwabo ngewayini elimhlophe kunye nomyalelo omhle luya kuba yintlambo ebandayo kwiyiphi na iqabane. Kwaye ngokoqobo ngokoqobo ilizwi! Kusasa kuza kuqala ngokutshatyalala ngamandla, inkqubo zamanzi kunye nokugijima lula. Ukuba abahlobo abafuni ukuxhasa impembelelo yeVirgo enamandla, uya kubahlekisa ngabo yonke imini. Funda iintetho malunga nomlutha. Musa ukunxila. Ngoko ke, kufuneka ucinge kabini ngaphambi kokuba ulale kunye nommeli walo mqondiso kwigumbi elinye. Kulungile kuye, kodwa kwabanye ...
Isikali
Ngamaxesha onke abantu abaziingqondi nabalinganiselayo banjengomkhuhlane ongenamnye. Inyaniso kukuba bakhathele ukuhlala begcina izitya zabo. Bafuna ubuncinci ngamanye amaxesha, kodwa bayakhohlwa ngokuvisisana, ukulinganisa kunye nezinto ezifanayo. Ngoko ke, baqonda ukuvuswa ngentlungu njengempendulo kwimithandazo yabo. Ngoku banako ukuphumla baze balale ikhefu ebhedini. Ewe, ngokutya, iziphuzo kunye neesephaphu.
Scorpio
Abaninzi bayakulibala ukuba uphawu oluphawulekayo lwe-zodiac ngumnini we-sting sting. Ukuba i-Scorpio edlalayo idlula ngokukhawuleza iyona yonyusa yotyhukliya-kwaye ihlale ngexesha elifanayo. Ngoko ke, kusasa, ngamanye amaxesha kukho ukuxilongwa kwengqondo: bonke abafake isiqingatha-abafileyo, abahamba ngokukhawuleza, kunye ne-Scorpions - baqhubeke beqhuma kunye ne-hog. Amabali abo ngobusuku obuphambili anikezelwa kubo bonke abantu ngemibala enemibala, kwaye i-jabs encinci ivuyisa nayiphi na isazela.
Sagittarius
Umtsalane we-salutes kunye ne-champagne ye-festile akakholelwa ukuba ukuzonwabisa kuyaphela. Le ngqumbo ibonisa ukuphela kobusuku obushushu. Akukho ndlela. Baya kufuna ukuqhubela phambili ngoncedo lweemibutho ezinobungane kwiidlo zokutya: ezivela eMcDonald's ukuya kuma-dumplings. Ukuvakalelwa kwintlungu bayabamba ngokukhawuleza yonke inkunkuma, ukwenzela ukuba ngokuhlwa bahlupheke. Kuphela ke iSagittarius ingqalelo kwizempilo yabo ebuthakathaka, ifuna i-oatmeal. Kodwa ixesha lesidlo sasekuseni sele lidlulile ...
Capricorn
Amacandelo amakhulu akhetha ukulungiselela kwangaphambili. Ingqumbo yabo ayizange ibe yinto engazelelwe, kwaye unyango luye lwazo. Ngokuchasene noko. Ngobusuku bonke bacwangciswe ngokucophelela, baqhube izibalo zemathematika. I-brine, i-aspirin kunye nomhluzi wenkukhu. Bade babala ixesha lokuthatha zonke "izilungiso". Nangona kunjalo, isiphumo asihlali ngaso ngokukhawuleza. Ngoko ke, kwibar bajonge inxalenye yeS Scotch Scotch. Emva koko, ungaqhubeka neeholide, kunene?
Aquarius
Kodwa uAsariyasi akayithandi ukuba ahlupheke kwi-hangover. Uthando lwabo nge-cocktail cocktails luzive lendlela ehlaseleyo. I-nausea, i-migraine, i-cramps zesisu - konke oku akunako ukuphumula umphefumlo ogulayo wenkampani. Ngomso kusasa bafuna ukulala ebuthongweni obunzima kwakhona, kungekhona ukuziva uhlazo. Nangona abahlobo abalungileyo abanako ukuvuselela i-Aquarius, de kubekho isiphepho esinxilisayo ngaphakathi. Ngoko ke, cwaka uze uphumule ngaphezu kwazo zonke izinto.
Intlanzi
Ngubani ongazange abone indlela intlanzi ephonswa ngayo elunxwemeni, kufuneka ukuba ibhekane nayo. Njengoko ummeli woluntu uziphatha ngendlela efanayo. Nangona kunjalo, nge-absinthe ngenye indlela kwaye ayenzeki. Umxube we-thermyukliya uyaqhubeka usabela ngayo nakusasa. Ngoko ke, iimbandezelo zePisces zichanekile ngokupheleleyo, kufuneka zivelwe. Kwaye akukho nto abanye abantu abayisebenzisayo ifanelwe ukufa kwangaphambili. Ukunikezana ngononophelo kuseloko kunceda.