I-Paris Hilton kunye noRick Salomon

Yaye luhlobo luni lo msebenzi - udumo? Kuphi oku kufundiswayo? Yintoni ebandakanyiweyo kwimisebenzi esemthethweni yodumo? Okwangoku, into enye icacile: lo msebenzi onqabileyo ulungele ukufumana imali kunye nokuzimelela. Ubungqina beParis Hilton. I-Paris Hilton kunye noRick Salomon yintloko yesihloko sethu namhlanje.

Abangathathi abadlali be-hockey

Ngamanye amaxesha kubonakala ngathi indoda ebizwa ngokuthi iParis Hilton ayikho. Enyanisweni uyingxenye ye-biorobot, eyakhiwe kwii-cellars ezifihliweyo ze-Pentagon, ezithunywe ngu rhu lumente. Uluhlu lweempawu ezigunyazisiweyo "mveliso" kwakufuneka zifakwe; ubuhle, ubuncwane, ukunyaniseka, ukutyekisa kunye nokungahambi kweetalente ezivelele. Nangona ehlathini lezinto ezikhohlakeleyo, umntu kufuneka ukuba abe ngumlenze kunye nokuthanda umbala obomvu. Ingxenye yabemi behlabathi iyakuthanda, iyayithiya, kwaye enye inxalenye ayifuni nje ngokuyikho: ikhona i-globe yethu encinci apho ingakaqhubeki i-intanethi kwaye ixilise izitya ze-satellite kwi-baobab nganye. kwaye kuyimfuneko: kungekhona ukushiya nabani na ongenamdla. Ukuphazamisa, ukuthuthuzela, ukunika indlela engalunganga okanye, ngokuchaseneyo, nesifiso esinomdla wobomi obuhle. U-Ellochka u-ilnibal e-Ilf noPetrov balwa imfazwe noVanderbildihoy, intombi ye-millionaire iVanderbild. Kwaye namantombazana amancinane anamhlanje, ngesigama, apho u-Ellochkin eninzi, ekhuphisana neParis Hilton, ukumkanikazi-amantombazana.


Uphelele! - gcina amehlo akho yedwa. "Uyi-dummy!" - abanye bayagaya amazinyo. Kodwa bobabini baqhubeka beqhuba igama elikhanukisayo kunye nefayili kwiinjini zokusesha: ngeenombolo zezicelo, igama likaParis Hilton lihlawula zonke iirekhodi. Izigidi zabasebenzisi be-Intanethi bazibuza ukuba intombazana yenzani into engenzi nto. Ukuba iParis yayingekho, kwakufuneka ifike. UJean Baudrillard, umfundisi waseFransi kunye ne-theorist of postmodernism, wabhala inqaku ngo-1991 elinesihloko esithi "Ayikho imfazwe eGulf," apho ephikisana nayo ukuba lonke ilizwe libona iMpi yasePersian Gulf kuphela kwiimboniselo zeTV kwaye yayingekho indlela yokwazi oko kwakukho Enyanisweni, le ngquzulwano ingaba yinto yokuqokelela imifanekiso kunye namazwi agxininiswe ngabavakalisi. Ifilimu "Ukunyuka" ("Umsila ugibele inja") yabonisa ngokucacileyo indlela oku kwenziwa ngayo. Mhlawumbi iPermeral blonde eParis ihlala ikhanya phezu kwezikrini, kumaphephancwadi nakwiwebhu - akukho nto engaphezulu kweengqungquthela, umzekeliso oqulunqwe liqela labavelisi abanemifanekiso kunye nabenzi bezithombe?

Ukuba ndinguye umbhali we "X-Files", ngokuqinisekileyo ndiya kubhala uluhlu malunga neqhinga lomhlaba wonke lokudala intombazana kunye neempawu zechumi kumntu omnye. Kodwa, maye, kubonakala ngathi iParis isaphila. Kwaye, ngokwenene, umsebenzi wakhe oyintloko ngumdumo. Yonke into - ezama ukuba ngumzekelo, umculi, umdlali wezenzo, ukwenza intando - ayikho into engaphezulu. Umsebenzi, ngendlela, kakhulu kwaye ihlawulelwe kakhulu: ngenxa yokubonakala kwakhe ebudeni, iParis ibamba amawaka angamakhulu amawaka eedola, kungeyona nto ebaluleke kakhulu kwi-heiress yeeyure kunye nokungabikho kwamatyala okwangoku - ihlabathi lonke liyazi ukuba inzalamizi yentsapho ehloniphekileyo uBarron Hilton yamhluba umzukulu welifa. Umzila wokugqibela owawuzalisa indebe yomonde kaBharron, unyana womsunguli wolawulo lwase-Conrad Hilton, ubude obungamashumi ama-23 entolongweni ye-blonde yethu, obanjelwe ukuqhuba ngokutsha.


I-Paris ibandakanyeka kwizinto ezifanayo eziphezulu, kwaye emva koko iiklasi ze-bourgeois, eziye zafezekisa lo buchule ukufezekisa. Amantombazana amancinci, akhathazeke kuphela ngeebhola kunye nenkohlakalo, kuze kube ngoku suku kwakukho idini. Isibi sabo sasingenakukwazi. La ma ntombazana abe ngamaxhoba eenqweno zooyise, abatshatileyo kuphela ngenxa yeenjongo zobunzima: ayenaso inzuzo kubo, obawoyi-pragmatic baxela, kodwa kwiminyaka yobufazi obunqobileyo, imitshato yokulungelelanisa isuka kwimvelaphi-noElizabethe II uyatshata ngothando olukhulu. Ngoko abafazi abancinci basemhlabeni, beqonda ukuba abanalo inzuzo kwishishini lentsapho, baqala ukuzikhangela - kunye nokufumana ubugcisa, uthando, kubonisa ishishini. Ngoku kuyimfashini kwihlabathi ukufumana imfundo enhle kwaye wenze oko uyithandayo. Ngokomzekelo, uKsenia Sobchak, owaqale waqwalaselwa kuphela kwinqanawa yaseParis Hilton, wayilwela ingcaphephe yakhe kwisayensi yezopolitiko kwaye akazange abe ngumthubi weTV kuphela, kodwa naye uyintatheli eyaziwayo. Kwaye i-Paris Hilton kuphela idlala kwifashoni: akayi kuzama ukuzenza ngathi wenza into ebalulekileyo. Iifilimu zakhe zishiya ebhokisini yeofisi kwaye zifumana iibhasikiti ezipheleleyo ze "Golden Raspberries", ii-albhamu zakhe azithengiswanga, nayo imimoya yakhe ayifuni. Kwaye uParis uyaqhubeka ehlekisa: kubonakala ngathi lo msebenzi kuphela ekunikezela ngawo konke ukungathí sina. Ubona ngenyameko ukuhlambululeka kohlobo olukhethiweyo kunye nesitayela, nokuba yintoni efunekayo.

Umkhwa wokuthatha yonke into ebomini nokunye ukususela ebuntwaneni bakhe: iParis yakhula kwintsapho apho yayingavumi nantoni na. Intombi kaRichard Hilton, oyindlalifa kwindlu kaHilton kunye nomdlali weTV u-Katie Avanzino, utshintshile izikolo eziliqela - kwakukho izindlu ezininzi zeso sibini esisisityebi-kwaye kwelinye lazo, eConnecticut, wayeyilungu leqela le-hockey yabesifazane. Cinga iParis Hilton kwiifenethi yeHockey kunye nentonga? Kwaye kukho ubungqina: iqela lidutshulwa liqela, apho iParis ibhetele ngaphezu kwayo yonke into - sele sele iphethe i-parameters ye-mannequin.


Kodwa ngokugqithiseleyo banomdla omkhulu kwizemidlalo - nangona kunjalo, kunye nokuba yintoni, ngoko-ke, akukho-Paris ayizange iphume. Waxoshwa esikolweni ngenxa yokuphulwa kwemithetho: wathatha ifashoni yokushiya i-campus yesikolo xa efuna, kunye nakwi-limousine yakhe. Nangona kunjalo, iimviwo zeesatifikethi semfundo yasesekondari eParis ziye zadlula-kule iyunivesithi iphelile, Kukho ubomi obomvu nabonwabisayo.


Kwaye i princess ihamba!

UParis Hilton ukususela ebuntwini bodumo waza walala, wavuka. Umama wadonsa intombi yam kunye nayo yonke imicimbi yentlalo, apho ungaza nabantwana, kwaye intombazana enhle yayibonakala kuyo yonke indawo. Sekuncinane ebuntwaneni bakhe, i-Paris yaba ngumzekelo kwaye wayedlala indima encinci kwi-cinema, kwaye xa wayeneminyaka engama-19 wayesayina isivumelwano sakhe sokuqala kunye ne-agency agunyazisiweyo. Imodeli evela eParis yaphuma kakubi - ngenxa yombonakalo wokuphumelela. Kubonakala sengathi wayenza imali enhle; "Ndayeka ukuthatha imali kubazali bam xa ndiba neminyaka eyi-18. Ukususela ngoko, ndifumene ubomi bam ngokwabo. Kupholile ukuqonda ukuba awuxhomekeke kumntu okanye kubazali bakho nantoni na." Kodwa ukukhangisa i-vodka kunye ne-perfume, kunye nokuhamba kunye ne-catwalk, ngezinye iinkqubo kubonakala kwisikrini kwiincinci ezincinci kwiintlaba eziyintsiphu ("Umzekelo wesilisa", "Inkatha ngesihenqo"), ngokucacileyo kwakungenako ukufumana udumo oluqinileyo. Inkosazana yaqaphela ngokukhawuleza ukuba umsebenzi omhle awusayi kuba nesizathu solwazi.

Ngo-2003 kuye kwaphawulwa iParis ngeemicimbi ezimbini, enye enkulu kunomnye. Okokuqala, ubonakala kwiinkcazo ze-TV "Ubomi obulula" - amabali ngamabhinqa "egolide" afike e-American outback kwaye ezama ukuhlala "ubomi obulula" efanayo: ukulusa iinkabi, umquba wokusebenza, osebenza kwintsimi. Ewe, asebenzi. Kodwa lo mboniso wawuthandwayo ngokuthandwa ngabantu basendle kungekhona nje ngenxa yokuba umnqweno wabaphulaphuli beentlanga zibona ukuba amantombazana asemadolophini angena emadeni angcolileyo xa ebhekene nobunzima boqobo. Inyaniso kukuba nangaphambi kokuba kukhululwe "Ubomi obulula" emoyeni, iParis yaba yinkwenkwezi yohlobo oluhluke ngokupheleleyo.


I-Paris Hilton kunye noRick Salomon, unyana wengaphambili owayengumongameli wenkampani yefilimu iWarner Bros, wadibana iminyaka emithathu: ngokwaneleyo ukuba athathe i-hora yasekhaya ekhaya kunye nesibini kunye nokuthumela irekhodi kwi-intanethi. Intsapho yaseHilton yamshumayeza esidlangalaleni ukuba uRick waxhaphaza intombazana ehlwempu. Yena, ungabi sisisilumko, wamangalela intsapho ehloniphekileyo ngokuba "yichaza igama layo." Okwangoku, ifilimu sele ivele kwi-video yokuqashisa, phantsi kwesihloko esicacileyo esithi One Night in Paris ("Ngobunye ubusuku eParis", ukuba iguqulelwe igama ngelizwi, kwaye "Ngobunye ubusuku eParis", ukuba ukhumbule ukuba i-heiress yabizwa ngokuba yi-capital capital yaseFransi). Ekubeni ibali elide neliqilima lezilingo, apho kwakungacacanga ukuba ngubani na onokumangalela, akupheli nto, kubonakala ngathi kunokwenzeka ukuba ingcamango yokuqalisa ifilimu ye-porn yamateur ibe yiParis ngokwayo, okanye kwakuyisigqibo esivumeleneyo kunye noRick, ukuqinisekiswa okungachanileyo kwesi inokusebenza njengento yokuba iParis isebenzisa inkundla inelungelo lokufumana umdla omhle ekuthengiseni irekhodi.

Inzala ayifumanekanga kuphela impahla - ngoku, xa kuqwalaselwa isihlwele esibukrakra kwiimfihlelo ezingcolileyo, sahlala kuphela ukuxhasa ngayo izihlazo kunye nezihlazo. Ngoko ke, abantu abaselula (imizekelo, abaculi, abadlali, abadlali, "abafana" beguqulwa) kwizantya ezingekho iiglavu, kunye neenjini, kwaye akukho kuphuma kwi-nightclub ayenzi ngaphandle kokutya okunamafutha e-yellow yellow. I-Paris idlala kwietafile, zinika wonke umntu ithuba lokuqinisekisa ukuba ukugqoka iingubo ezingaphantsi kungenakulungeka, uthi unxulumene noLeonardo DiCaprio (uLeyi unesabisa), uzisa kwiiphathi ezingenammiselo, kwaye u-Britney Spears osele engalungelekanga, uyayilungisa "iBentley" kumbala wepinki, uzisa imfashini kwi-intanethi entsha-inja ye-chihuahua. Ngaye bathetha ngokungapheli. Kwafika kwindawo apho inkokheli enye yeendaba zeendaba u-Mika Brzezinskaya (intombi kaZbigniew Brzezinski, umcebisi wangaphambili wezokhuseleko kuMongameli uJimmy Carter) ngokugqithiseleyo watyula iindaba zeParis Hilton kwiindawo ezisezulwini; wayethukuthele ukuba iprokank elandelayo ye-princess ibe ngumyalezo wokuqala wokukhululwa - ngaba oku kubaluleke ngakumbi kunemfazwe e-Iraq?


Iindaba , ezicaphukisayo ngummemezeli, kukuba i-blonde eyingqumbo yayikhululwe kwangaphambili entolongweni. Imbali yobudlelwane phakathi kweParis kunye nomthetho uyisaga esahlukileyo. Ekuqaleni wagwetywa kwiinyanga ezingama-36 zokuvavanywa - ukushayela utshwala - kwaye waxosha amalungelo, kodwa i-heiress yayingathobeli isigqibo senkundla kwaye yahlala emva kwesondo-ngeli xesha wayevalelwe ukukhawuleza nokuqhuba ebusuku ngezibane. Ijaji yatshitshiswa: "Usho njani ukuba awukwazi ukuba ilayisenisi yakho yomqhubi yachithwa? Usayine kwiphepha ethi uthe waziswa ngako!" I-Paris, ngokuzibetha i-eyelashes yakhe, yaphendula yathi: "Ewe, ndasayine apho ndaboniswa khona, kodwa andizange ndiyiqonde intsingiselo, ndingumuntu oxakeke kakhulu." Ukuba yayiyinto ehlekisayo, yabuyisela intombazana. Isigwebo sifunde: iintsuku ezingama-45 entolongweni. IParis isigxina esisixhasayo: wayegubungele ngokukhawuleza "ngomhlaba onentlanzi" waza waxinezeleka kakhulu. Intombi kwi-pea, unganiki okanye ungathathi. Ukongezelela, izikhulu zaseLos Angeles ziqikelela ukuba ibanjwa elidumiweyo libaxabisa kakhulu: "Iingxowa ezili-1109 zama-dollar ezingama-78 ngosuku, eziphindwe ezili-10 ngaphezu komxholo walo nawuphi na umoni." Oku, kwindlela, kubiza ngaphezu kobusuku ekamelweni likamongameli yeliphi na leehotele laseHilton.


Abafaki babingelela i-pet yabo ekhululiwe kunye neentyatyambo kwaye phantse kunye nephepheni ebomvu, bachukumisa eParis bamxelela ngokukhawuleza ukuba wayenomdla wokunceda abantu kunye nezicwangciso zokuya eRwanda ngenjongo yokunceda. Nangona kunjalo, ngokukhawuleza kwavela ukuba uhambo lwahlehliselwa ixesha elingenammiselo: "Ndiyothusa," ndathi, "Ndiyifumene ukuba uhambo olunjalo luyingozi kakhulu." Akuzange iphume eParis Angelina Jolie. Ngokumelana nemvelaphi yobomi obundlobongelayo, akumangalisi ukuba iParis ayihambelani naluphi na ukubaluleka kulokho abiza ngokuthi "umsebenzi wakhe". Iifilimu ezingaphelelanga ezininzi, enye engekho ngaphantsi kwe-albhamu engaphumeleli, umgca wesikhwama somklamo, uphawu lwe-perfume, inethiwekhi yee-nightclub. Kubonakala ngathi iParis ibandakanyeka kuyo yonke into, kodwa inyaniso - akukho nto. Konke lo msebenzi oqhankqalazayo kuyimfuneko kuye kuphela njengesizathu sokuhamba ngeenxa zonke zehlabathi kwaye wenze amaqela. Impumelelo enkulu enkulu kwintsimi yoshishino lokubonisa i-MTV Award for Best Scream for indima yakhe kwifilimu yokukrakra iNdlu ye-Wax. Isimboli kakhulu, ngendlela, ifilimu: kuyo umbulali uphendulela abantu abaphilayo kwiimifanekiso ze-wax. Ngaba akayiParis ngokwakhe, umgcini-mhlaba ohamba phambili, ukuthengisa igama lakhe njengelwimi, i-wax dummy kwaye akukho nto?


Umboniso kufuneka uqhubeke

Kubonakala ukuba, ukuze aqinisekise ukuba akukho mntu uphelele kuye, iParis kunye neTV channel idlulisele eMelika naseNgilani ibonakaliso elitsha lokwenene "Umhlobo Ohle kakhulu weParis Hilton." Ngoncedo lwale mboniso, inkosikazi, ngokutsho kwamagama akhe, ifuna ukufumana abahlobo bokwenene abaya kuba nomdla kuye njengomntu, kungekhona njengodumo kunye nengxowa yemali. Wayekhala ngokuphindaphindiweyo ngodliwano-ndlebe lwakhe lo lonwabo: "Kukho abantu abaninzi ababi eLos Angeles, endikufaneleyo, ngoxa ubomi bam buphela bendixhomekeke kwimibutho kwaye kuthengwa, kodwa xa ndandifumana ixesha lokucinga, ndiziva ndingenanto ngaphakathi." Nangona oku kukunye ukunyuka kwe-PR-nantoni na kubalandeli beParis, ukuxelisa kuyo yonke into, oku kufanele kube isizathu esihle sokucinga.

Ukuze ube ngumhlobo ongcono kunazo zonke waseParis, abathathi-nxaxheba be-show bafanele benze umsebenzi wemisebenzi: ukusuka ekutshintsheni isimbo seengubo zokucoca umquba kwi-pigsty (ukubonisa uthando lwabo lwanyana). Inkosazana ngokwabo, ukuthetha nababenyulu, inqumanisa indlela abanyanisekileyo ngayo. Umqhubi uthembisa "izifundo zobomi belizwe e-Paris Hilton", kwaye ngelixa abathathi-nxaxheba bekhuphisana, iParis ifunyanwe phakathi kwabathathi-nxaxheba bezinye iintlobo zibonakalisa intombi entsha-egama lakhe linguDoug Reinhardt, ungumdlali ongeyomdlaki we-baseball owazibonela kumabonwakude.


Ienkwenkwezi zembonakalo yendalo zifana kakhulu neParis, ohlala ubomi bakhe bonke "emva kweglasi": banqwenela ukuba bangenzi nantoni na ngaphandle kokuhlala kunye nokutsala ingqalelo. Enye yeenkwenkwezi zesiNgesi "uMzalwana Omkhulu", umgcini wezinto zonke ezibonakalayo zehlabathi, uJade Goody waze wagqoba ukufa kwakhe okubuhlungu emdlalweni njengomhlaza, Ubomi bubonakaliswa, ngaphandle kokuhlazeka kunye noyiko-ngoku lukhona kuwo wonke umntu, kungekhona nje ngeentombi zezigidi, kwaye Unokukwazi ukuzifeza. Sonke siphila ngaphesheya kwesohlwayo, kwaye kuthi kuthi thina sihlola thina okanye abo sibahlolayo, i-Paris Hilton yi-heroine yexesha lethu. Ngaphandle kwethu, bekungeke kube yinto-ingqineli, evulekileyo, ngokukhawuleza ... kunye nokunyaniseka.

Ngoku uneminyaka engama-28 ubudala, apho ixesha lokucinga ngalo lentsapho kunye nabantwana. I-Paris nje yaphika iindlebe zokuthi wayeza kuzuza ubuncinane abane, - u-Angelina Jolie akazange aphume naye! Emva koko, emva kokuma unina kaDeg Reinhardt, oye wafana noParis ngokwakhe (kubonakala sengathi uFrud wayelungile), umfumankosi wafumanisa ukuba ugcina iimpahla zakhe ezintle kwiintombi zexesha elizayo. Amantombazana uceba ukukhulisa iikopi zawo. Kuya kuba mnandi ukuba umntwana azalwe.


Ngokubhekiselele kumabhayisikobho , kubonakala ngathi, iParis yazifumana. Kutshanje, ifilimu ethi "i-Ripo!" I-Genetic Opera ", ingoma ye-thrash malunga nekamva elibi labantu: abantu bahlaselwa yindyikitya yesifo esiyingozi efuna ukuguquka komzimba, ngoko urhwebo lwaba ngumsebenzi onenzuzo kakhulu. I-aesthetics yefilimu iyi-gothic ye-cyberpunk enezinto ze-BDSM, enye yeendima eziphambili idlalwe ngu-star opera uSara Brightman, kwaye ngubani oya kuphendula umbuzo, uParis waya njani? Nangona kunjalo, kwifilimu, akwanele ukuba i-brunette, ngoko ikhangeleka ngokufanelekileyo. Umlinganiswa wakhe uEmber yintombi yintloko enamandla yenkampani yokurhweba, iqela elinobugqirha, eligqithwe ngophando lweplastiki. Kweminye imibala yokugqibela yefilimu, u-Amber uzama ukucula kwi-opera, kodwa ulahlekelwa ubuso. Ngokwenene, umntu, ophelelwe ngu "plastiki", nje uwa kuye. Nangona i-Paris yafumana enye i-Golden Mulino kule nxaxheba, ukuzithemba kwayo kule filimu - ngokwenene, i-satire embi emphakathini wabathengi, apho urhwebo lomzimba libe yoshishini eliphambili-akunakunceda kodwa luyabonakala. Bathandekayo befilimu base-Hollywood, yibani nomusa oku: ukuthabatha iHilton kwiindima ezizimeleyo, ezizimeleyo ngokwenza isicwangciso sesibini. Eyona nto ihamba phambili, iParis idlala iParis. Kodwa iParis ayikwazi ukudlala nabani na.