Udliwano-ndlebe no-Alexander Pedan owaziwayo

Ungummiselo ongunaphakade, oqhubekayo kunye nohleko. Uyamthanda ubomi bakhe, kwaye uyamthanda aze amxube - ngokuqwalasela, ukuthandwa kunye nemirhumo emihle. Ngoko, saqhuba udliwano-ndlebe no-Alexander Pedan owaziwayo.
Ixesha lokugqibela ndivuka ngo-06.04. Imizuzu 40 iya "kuvuka, uhlambe, uhlambulule kwaye ufike kwisitishi." Ngokuchanekileyo - "vula" imizuzu 10-12. Nangona umgama ukhulu. I-Makeup - kwaye ngo-7.10 sele ndihleli e-studio. Ngokweempahla zokuqala zazisetyenziswa malunga neenyanga ezintandathu. Ukuba awuyi kuphumla ngokuphindaphindiweyo kabini ngonyaka - unokuguqa. Ebusika ndiya kwi-snowboarding. Ehlobo ndihamba ngeenxa zonke kwiidolophu zaseYurophu okanye ndaya elwandle. Ngendlela, intloko endithanda ngayo "Ukukhulisa" iyinto yokudlala. Ngomnyaka ndazama zonke imidlalo ezigqithiseleyo kunye ezingekho ngokweqile kwaye ndazenza amaphupha wam ebuntwaneni: Ndaba yi-surfer, ndaza ndaza ngeparachute ...

Okokuqala, usuku lwam luqukethe umsebenzi , oko kukuthi, ukuphakamisa ilizwe, kunye neemeko kubemi balo. Emva koko, ukunxibelelana nabalingane, umzuzu omnandi kakhulu womhla yikusasa sakusasa emva komoya. Ngoku ndiyakhathalela "Ukukhuphuka kwiqhwa" - Ndiyichitha iiyure ezintathu ngosuku. Emva koko, uluhlu lweentlanganiso, udliwano-ndlebe (mhlawumbi ndithatha, okanye kum).
Ukuqala komhla kuhlala kubonakaliswe ngxolo kum ubuso bam. Ukunyaniseka! Ndiyazi ukuba "ndiyidonsa" kwaye ndiphume ebhedeni. Ngaphandle kokumomotheka, ndiya kuba nomoya obi. Ulungelelanisa ngokugqibeleleyo yonke into engayilalanga ngokwaneleyo. Ngokuqhelekileyo, ukuqala kosuku olutsha kukumomotheka, ke isitya. Ukuphela kosuku kunyaka odlulileyo kukulungiswa kokusasazwa okulandelayo kunye nencwadi.
Udliwano-ndlebe noSasha Pedan owaziwayo lwaqhutywa yiqela lethu.
Kuba ndiqonda ngokucacileyo ukuba ngaphandle kwabo andiyi kufumana iziphumo endizifunayo. Ndiyazi ukuba kutheni ndiyifumana, apho ndichitha-ukugqoka kakuhle, ukuphumula ngokufanelekileyo, ukutya, ukubonelela izinto ezithandwayo. Yintoni andinayo imali? Ngoku kwi-Lamborghini. (Ukumamatheka). Ewe, andinakukuthenga, kodwa ngezinye iinqwelo zezemidlalo epakini yam iya kuba.

Xa iNgelosi yayiyi "Club Comedy" , umntu wenyuka ngencazelo kum: isilwanyana samantombazana esukela kuma-13 ukuya kuma-80! Le yilungileyo endiyifunayo. Kwaye ngoku, "ePaddock", phakathi kwam ababukeli bamabhinqa. Kodwa emva kwabo bonke abaqambi bamanga kwi "Tilki Pravda", xa ndithi ndingazange nditshate, kodwa amadoda aqala ukundiphatha ngokuqhelekileyo kunye namadoda, athetha, athathe i-autograph.
Into endiyenzayo, indivumela ukuba ndiyenze into entsha ngosuku. Kwaye ndenza konke okusemandleni ukuba ndinomdla. Iindaba malunga nam aziqwalaselwe kwiiforam okanye iziprintshi, andiyikulandela oko ndibukeka ngathi kwiifoto kunye nezinto. Kodwa, njengomthetho, kwenzeka ukuba amanqaku am malunga nomshicileli ophuzi ahlala ehleli emehlweni am. Ngoku kutshanje, iinyani ezingenamanga ezibekwe kwiimpapasho zichazwe emoyeni. Ewe, akunyani ukuba emva kweglasi yewayini ndamathela kumadoda - njengoko babhala!
Emva kwegama leNgelosi, endibenayo kwi "Comedy", andiliphosi. Kodwa le ngenye yeendima ezimnandi zobomi ezenza ukuba ndikhule. Ndiqhubeka ndizenza izithunywa zezulu, nangona ndikhulile. Zeziphi na? Ngokomzekelo, ngokumalunga namantombazana amancinci-ziphathe ngendlela yobumnene. Ndizama ukwenza isazela. Ngubani oyingelosi ebomini bam? Umama, ngumntu osondele kum. Ngoko, njengoko endibathandayo, akukho mntu uya kundithanda. Ndingumntwana wesithathu kwintsapho, kodwa akangeze ndiveze ukungabikho kwengqalelo kunye nokunyamekela. Ndingubani na ingelosi? Awu, andiyazi.
Uthando ... oku mhlawumbi isimo sengqondo. Ndadibana nabantu abangaphila, badale, baphefumle ngaphandle kothando. Andikho abo bantu. Kwaye, i-lever, amandla andiqhubela phambili. Ngaphandle kwothando andinakufumana indawo kwaye ndingayiqondi isizathu sokuba ndihlala kwaye ndisebenze. Ndiyamthanda ngoku? Le nto imfihlelo yam encinane. (Ukumamatheka.) Andiyithandi ukuthabatha izinto eziza kubantu. Kumele kubekho imfihlakalo - kungekhona kuphela kumfazi, kodwa kumntu.

Ngaba ndiwela ngothando? Ndiyatshintsha. Utshintsho luxhomekeke kumntu onothando. Wonke umfazi undichaphazela ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo.
Ndihlala ndizama ukuba mna, nangona, mhlawumbi, kunzima ukukholelwa kuyo. Kodwa yinyaniso - andinxibe iimaski. Abo baziyo mna banokukuqinisekisa oku - yintoni ebomini, enjalo nangesikrini. Ngethamsanqa, ifomathi yeprogram ikuvumela ukuba ube nguwe: Ndiyindoda ebomini, kungekhona ngexesha elifanelekileyo kwindawo efanelekileyo. Ziziphi iimpendulo ezingaqhelekanga kum? Awu, andiyazi. (Ndacinga.) Ndiziva ndingonwabi xa ziqubuzela ekuncoma, ziyandibulela, ingakumbi. Emva koko ndiyakwazi ukumnkckckqisa, okungeyonto engeyonto, ukuba "Ndiyabonga."
I-Kaif ... yinkqubo yokuzibonakalisa ukuba ndihamba phambili, iziphumo ezilungileyo zalolu phuhliso, ukuzithiba. Oku kusebenza kwimidlalo, kunye nomsebenzi kunye nobuhlobo bomntu. Xa yonke into iphuma - inkulu. I-buzz yam yokuqala ivela ebuntwaneni-indima ephambili kumdlalo "I-Gypsy Tale" isangqa sobume. Le yokugqibela isembatho esisodwa sezimvu esenziwe kwiqhwa. Yintoni engayiziphakamisi phezulu? (Ndacinga.) Andizi. Ndizama ukungenzi nto engayifakiyo. Ngexesha lokugqibela andizange ndihambehamba kumaqela amnandi e-Ukraine-biz.

Kutheni wonke umntu unomdla kangaka? (Uhleka.) Andiyena umvundla - Ndiyakuthanda ukubandakanya ubulili obuphezulu. Kodwa indawo engafanelekanga okanye abantu abasemva kwodonga ngexesha lokudinga andiyi kumisa. Isondo esifanelekileyo sisondo, esivuyisa bobabini. Ubuncinane. Ngaba ndilala ngesondo ngaphandle kwemvakalelo? Ngaphambili, ngaphantsi kwefuthe lotywala - ewe. Ngoku kufuneka kube ncinane into yokuzilibazisa, kwanaxesha elide. Ziziphi iimeko apho ndilahla ngesondo? Ewe, ndavumi xa ndandisoyika ukulahlekelwa ngumhlobo nentombazana. Ngaloo ndlela, ndihlala ndigcina ubudlelwane obuhle.

Ngaba ndiyathanda ukunika iigrafu? Hmm, ewe, mhlawumbi. Ukuba umntu omnye uya kum - ndibhale into ethile, ukuba iqela labaxhamli be-schoolboys - lisayine. Kuxhomekeke kwimeko. Ndibhalela izifiso ezilula: "Inhlanhla! Smile! "Ndiyathanda ukulula.