Ngomhla ka-Febhuwari 23, bonke abemi baseRussia bahlabela umbulelo kwaye babonge labo bawavikela ngokuqinisekileyo amazwe abo azalwayo kwiintshaba, kunye nabo bonke abanobomi boxolo, abahlala behlala behlala behlala, begcina isibhakabhaka esicacileyo ngaphezu kweentloko zabo. Kanye kunye namaqhawe angamaqhawe kunye namaqhawe amaninzi namhlanje, vuyisana nabafana abancinci kunye nabafana abaselula abaza kuba ngabalandeli be-Fatherland. Ekupheleni konyaka wobusika, i-kindergartens kunye nezikolo zithatha amakhonsathi kunye neengoma, ukudansa, imibongo kunye nezikhwele ezihlekisayo. Kwiqela ngalinye elisebenzayo, abafazi bayathokoza amadoda, baququze iqumrhu elincinci, balungise izipho zokuqala. Kodwa eyaziwayo phakathi kwezipho yinto ehlekisayo ngoFebruwari 23 kubalingane.
Imifanekiso emfutshane yeeholide ngoFebruwari 23 kwi-kindergarten
Isimo seMatriki ngo-Febhuwari 23 kwi-kindergarten, ihlale ilula, ingqiqo kunye nokuzonwabisa. Abantwana kunzima ukuqonda ulwazi olujulile kunye nolunzulu, ngoko ubuninzi bomcimbi lubandakanya ukuzizonwabisa nokuzonwabisa. Endaweni yeendinyana eziyinkimbinkimbi kunye neengoma ezibuhlungu zokusondeza abantwana kwiimpahla ezihlekisayo zokuhlambalaza zithatha inxaxheba kwimidlalo kunye nemincintiswano, ziqikelele iingubo kwaye zibonise imifanekiso emfutshane malunga neholide ngoFebruwari 23. Kwiimeko ezininzi, isiteji sisifutshane kwaye siqala. Kodwa kwanokuba bavumela abantwana ukuba bazive beyingxenye ebalulekileyo yoluntu, abakhuseli bokwenene be-Fatherland. Iimpawu ezihlekisayo kubafundi bezikolo ezinqabileyo ngoFebhuwari 23 zibandakanya ngokuphindaphindiweyo kweempendulo kwaye zenzelwe inani elincinci labalinganiswa. Iimpawu ezifanelekileyo kakhulu zingafundwa kuthi okanye zibukwe kwividiyo.
Izitulo zezingane ezinononkcobo zomntwana ngoFebruwari 23
- Isimo "Ngomyalelo womphathi." Umbonisi ubiza abadlali abancinci abaya kwenza ngokucacileyo izenzo ezinqwenelekayo: "Bema ngokukodwa, bazibhikisana ndawonye, iintendelezo zandlelana. Ukusingatha emacaleni, phambili, emva kokujika kwesokudla! Squat kwaye ume, izandla ezisezantsi zifumana. Ngoku sihamba, siphakamisa imilenze! Amajoni, yeka! Ngomnye okanye kabini, umdlalo uphele! "
- Isimo se "Girl chastushki." Amantombazana eqela elidala afunde amagama kwangaphambili ukuze avule amakhwenkwe aneendinyana ezimnandi kwiholide:
Sinobhinqa be-girly, Sinobuhle obuninzi. Malunga namakhwenkwe, siyi-chastushki . Oo, mantombazana, khangela, uVanya wenza indiza, Ngoko, uya kuba ngumqhubi kwaye ahambe! Oo, mantombazana, khangela, Hayi, yiziphi iinqanawa uSasha ezenza iphepha, Akunye, kodwa zintathu! Oo, mantombazana, khangela, ithala likaKolya ludonsa, Ukudweba kwakhe kubo bonke abafana Kwiklasi lethu kubonisa! Ewe, u-Kolya uba yintanki, Ngoko ke, kunjalo , Emkhosini wethu, i- Motherland yaseRussia ethembekileyo ukukhonza! Namhlanje sifuna ukunqwenela ubuhlobo, Khusela imida yethu, uMama we-Honest ukukhonza! Imizobo emihle ngoFebruwari 23 ukusuka kumantombazana ukuya kumakhwenkwe
Ngokuqhelekileyo kwiikonsathi zesikolo ezazinikezelwa ngoFebruwari 23, amantombazana enza imifanekiso ehlekisayo yabafana, ukuze bawavule ngendlela yokuqala, baze bahlaziye izinto zabo ezingento. Kodwa ngaphambi kokukhetha imeko ethile yokufunda, kufuneka ukhethe ngokucophelela:
- Okokuqala, indawo ngoFebruwari 23 ayifanele ibe yinde kakhulu, mhlawumbi abaphulaphuli bayakuxhalabisa. Kodwa ngexesha elifanayo, umveliso omfutshane kakhulu uza kubukeka uyisicwenge kwaye ungadli;
- Okwesibini, umdlalo obalaseleyo wokubonakalisa kwiindonga zesikolo awukwazi ukuba neengongoma ezingcolileyo, iingcamango ezingathandekiyo okanye iintetho ezingenangqondo. Isicatshulwa sinokuthi sibe sesimanje, kodwa siyacatshungulwa;
- Okwesithathu, nangona ukuba indawo yenziwe ngolu hlobo lwesiganeko samakhwenkwe avela eklasini, akufanele kube kubi. Ukuhleka kweentlanzi akunakwenzeka ukuba kubonakale kubenzi bokubhiyozela ukuvuyisana ngokuphumelelayo;
- Okwesine, isingeniso sesingqamaniso somdlalo kwi-konsathi ngoFebruwari 23 sinokubandakanya ukusuka kwi-3 ukuya kwi-7. Ukuba kukho ngaphezulu okanye ngaphantsi kwabo, ingozi yokuthetha ayiphumeleli. Ngobuninzi beempawu, iingxelo, izenzo kunye namahlaya, kwanokuba umlawuli udideka kalula. Kutheni uthetha ngabaphulaphuli;
Ngaphandle koko, akukho zithintelo. Naliphi na isihloko esifanelekayo esihlokweni siya kulungeleka kwiholide ngoFebhuwari 23, ukuba ukhethwa ngumphefumlo, unomnqweno wokufunda nokubonakalisa uvuyo.
Umdlalo omnandi "Amantombazana amathathu phantsi kwewindow"
Abalingani: abathathu abantombazana,
iiprogram ezikhokelayo
: amakhadibhodi ekshniki, iigigs kunye neengqayi, iingubo ezide.
Umkhosi: Amantombazana amathathu phantsi kwefestile aphupha ngokuhlwa ...
1я Intombi: Ngokukhawuleza ukutshata, ukhathele amantombazana ngqo!
2ya Maiden: Nguye kuphela
onokuphuma ngaphandle kwam!
I-3 Maiden: Ndiya kumntu oshishino, njengodonga lwamatye! Umkhwenyana wam wayemthanda nonina, kodwa ndingayifumana phi?
Umfazi wokuqala: Ewe, ngokuqinisekileyo ndiza kutshata nomkholosi! Kwaye xa ehlamba elwandle, ndiza kuhlala ndingayazi intlungu!
Umama wesibini: Akukho mkholosi-moya namhlanje, akunjalo! Oku kwakuya ngaphaya komkhosi - oqinileyo, ongenqabileyo! Ndiya kuvuyiswa ngumfana onamandla njengedwala.
I-3 Maiden: Sasiphupha, amantombazana ... Bonke abafana babedwebile, balala embhedeni bahloniphe ibhola!
Umkhosi: O, lo mfana, Ongeke utshatile! Kwintetho, makhe ndikhuphuke? Ndiyazi apho abafana bahlala khona! Akukho mnye, kungekhona ezimbini, kungekhona ezintathu ...
Abafazi (i-chorus): Kuphi na? Thetha !!!
IsiPhambili (sibonisa kumadoda ahleli ehholo): Khangela apha: apha abantu bodwa apho! Abanamandla - ngoko? Yonke imifanekiso ilungile! Ngomntu udadewabo ...
1ya Umlindi (ugijima kwelinye lamadoda): Chur, ndiyithatha!
2ya Maiden (ugijima kwenye): Ndiyithande!
UZiya Maiden (ukuya kweyesithathu): Lo wayemomothekayo!
(Amantombazana ndawonye): Bonke abafana bahle, Iholide echanekileyo yomphefumlo!
I-Moderator: Amantombazana, uphantse ulungile-namhlanje yiholide, kwaye le yiholide yamadoda ethu amangalisayo! Unamandla, unesibindi, unenkani kunye nokuzithemba. Ngako oko, masibongconge entliziyweni (kwaye indlela eya entliziyweni yabantu ilala - uyazi, ngesisu!)
Imifanekiso yeenkundla zempi ngoFebruwari 23 esikolweni
Iimpawu zomculo eziphangaleleyo okanye imifanekiso elandelwayo kwimidlalo yezobukhosi iya kuba luncedo kwixesha lokuhlwa kwesikolo ngo-Febhuwari 23. Bavumela abafana ukuba bazive ixesha elifutshane njengengxenye yomkhosi omkhulu kwaye oqinileyo, ukuziva amahlaya enkonzo yomkhosi kwesikhumba sabo. Ukongezelela, ngoncedo lweemifanekiso zempi zomkhosi ngoFebruwari 23, unako ngokuchanekileyo ukuzisa ikhonsathi yesikolo kwinqanaba elifanelekileyo, kwinani elithile.
Isimo "Imfundo yezempi"
Iimpawu : I-Captain (C), umfazi kaCaptain (F), Isibhengezo (P), uSergeant (SR), uMkhosi (C) Isibheno singene emabhokodini kwaye sibukele umfanekiso: ijoni liphuma, kunye nesigqeba simi phezu kwakhe kwaye sibale. P: Sergeant, kwenzekani? Kutheni kubetha? Ngaba wayeyintloko? Okanye ndalibale ukuba ndizitshintshisa njani kumhlaba wokumisa. Ewe, gxininisa ukulala phantsi: enye, ezimbini, enye, ezimbini ... I-sergeant igxotha phantsi. Umthetheli ungena emabhokodini aze abukele umfanekiso: umphathi wesigqeba uyaphuma, kwaye isibonakaliso simi phezu kwakhe kwaye sikholwe. K: Ewe, yimani! Yintoni eyenzekayo? P: Qala uKaputeni ... K: Thula! Ndiyazi ukuba uya kundibetha kwangoku. Kwikhondo elithi "iMfazwe noxolo" uya kubhala. Ngoku siya kunciphisa iitalente zakho. Ukugxininiswa kukuthatha: enye, ezimbini, enye, ezimbini ... Isibonakaliso singathobeli umyalelo. Ibhinqa lingene emabhokothini kwaye ilalele kumphathi wecandelo elincinci. W: Oo, yilapho ehamba khona. Ndilinde ekhaya, iinqunqa zesithathu, ndibilisa i-kettle, kwaye uyamkeleka. Ngoko hayi, ukwenza imali okanye ukwenza into ekhaya! Ucolile. K: Lus, ngoko ndiphakamisa ijoni. W: Ndiya kukufundisa ngoku. Ugxininiso lubekiwe: enye, ezimbini, enye, ezimbini ... Umphathi wecala.
Izicatshulwa ezimnandi-ukulungiswa koogxa ngoFebruwari 23
Iingxelo kunye neziganeko zokuhlaziywa kweqela labalingane ngoFebruwari 23 zidla ngokuba yinkampani eninzi okanye enkulu yabantu abadala. Ininzi yabo ibhaliweyo kwimibhiyozo enjalo, kodwa iyafanelana phantse nakwiimeko zonke ukuzonwabisa nabangani. Uninzi lweziganeko zohlobo elithi "Cowboy Joe", "Turnip", "I-taxi ye-shuttle" ithathwa njengento yonke jikelele, kwaye, nangona kungekho naluphi na umqondo wempi, iyakulungele ukubhiyozela ngoFebruwari 23. Iziganeko ezinjalo-ukungenakucinga akudingi ukulungiselela kwangaphambili okanye ukuphinda uhlaziyelele. Abafanelekanga, kodwa ezinye izinto kunye neesekeli ziyakongeza kwizinto zokuzonwabisa kwaye zenze isibindi.
Indawo emnandi ngoFebruwari 23 "izihlalo ezi-6"
Iimpawu ezithandathu zikhethwa kumdlalo. Wonke umntu unikezwa ngekhadi ngamagama. Izihlalo ezi-6 zibeka umqolo wazo kwisangqa, abathathi-nxaxheba bahlala kwihlalo. Umntu ova etaweni yesikhokelo igama lomlingiswa wakhe, ujikeleza isangqa ngokujikeleza izitulo aze athethe amagama akhe. Kwilizwi elithi "holide" bonke abathathi-nxaxheba bahamba bejikeleza ihlalo kunye.
Abalinganiswa: - Umfazi-Usathenga isipho!
- Umntu - Sifanele!
- Umsebenzi - Ewe, ndiya kulinda!
- Vodka - Ixesha lokuba uthele, uthele!
- Iholide - Hooray, phumla!
- NgoFebruwari - Owe, njengendunduma!
Umbhalo okhokelayo:
Kwilizwe lethu i-HOLIDAYS ithande konke: ABANTU nabesifazane, ngokukodwa kwinkampani enhle emva kwe-WORK, phantsi kwekhukhamba, ewe phantsi kwe-GIFT. Emva kweeholide zonyaka, kuluhlu lweeMEN ehlukeneyo kunye nee-HOLIDAY.
Ngaloo ndlela, NGOKUPHAKATHI abantu banomdla ngokubhiyozela i-HOLIDAY YOMAMA, qalisa, njalonjalo, NGOMSEBENZI WEBHEBHRARIWARI 22: Abafazi bayawathokoza abantu, nangona i-VODKI, i-alas, ayidli. Kodwa sekunjalo ngomhla wama-23 we-FEBRUWARI, amadoda ayenayo i-HOLIDAY yangempela, kwaye akudingekile ukuba uye emsebenzini, ncedise, nceda nge-VODKA, nabo bonke abafazi abakujikelezayo banike izipho, ubuhle. Akukho ubomi, kodwa i-HOLIDAY!
Mathande amadoda ethu, siyakuhalalisela kwi-MUZHYM HOLIDAY emangalisayo ngomhla wama-23 we-FEBRUARY, sifuna ukuba uphumelele EMSEBENZI WAKHO kunye nobomi bakho, ABANTU ehholo, ndicinga ukuba baya kundixhasa, ukuba kuya kuba yinto enhle kwimpilo yabantu, kwaye ngokuhlonipha i-HOLIDAY ukusela iglasi-enye iVODKA !! Hooray!
Amanqaku asebenza kunye namadoda avela kwabasetyhini ngoFebruwari 23
NgoMatshi 8 noFebhuwari 23, bahlule nayiphi na iqela libe ngamahafu omabini. Owokuqala ukungena kumdlalo yiqela labesetyhini. Amantombazana, amantombazana kunye nabasetyhini kufuneka banciphise ubuchopho, becingisise ngesipho esiphezulu samadoda. Yintoni abayifunayo ngokwenene? Izikhonkwane zeBanal ne-foam zokufaka icazi okanye izatifikethi zesipho sokuqala kunye neesethi zokukhumbula? Mhlawumbi, isipho esiyimpumelelo kunazo zonke kubazalwana kunye nabasetyhini ngoFebruwari 23 ngumdwebo ohlekisayo kunye neentlanzi ezizifihlakeleyo kunye nobuhle obuhle.
I-Score "Isipho samadoda ngoFebruwari 23"
Abalinganiswa : isiqingatha sesibini seqela elisebenzayo - Oo, mantombazana, mhlawumbi sinokuzithenga ngeesibini zomsila ofudumeleyo? - Ama-Nonsense, amadoda athwala iisokisi ezifanayo kwiimbobo kwizithende ezimbini. Kodwa uyazi njani, awutshatile. - Ngaba singayinika i-ashtray? "Ndacinga ngenye into." Eofisini kwinkampani yokugqibela yonyaka, iminqumo yavulwa kwi-tin. Ngesiqingatha sonyaka, le ashtray yanele, kwaye ke siya kuthenga ityiloni. - Mhlawumbi ke isetyenziselwano somntu? "Ziziphi ezinye ezibekiwe?" Abafana bethu banesisombululo esisodwa sezinto zomntu - amazinyo angaphambili. - Ukuba ngaba umrhumo we simulator? - Kutheni, ukuphuca amadoda ethu okuphela komqondiso wesini kunye nobunini-isisu esiswini? - Hayi, kuthekani ngezipho? Masicabange oko bafuna ngokwenene. "Yiyiphi loo nto!" Abadlali, umzekelo. Kodwa zona zize zifanelane ngokulinganayo kwiqonga lebhola. Umkhwa wekhitshi ukupheka ubugcisa bokupheka. Yinqumle isiqwenga semasi, usiphose ngesonka, uthule i-mayonnaise - kwaye ilungile! I-Hammer. Kodwa akuqhelekanga, kodwa kuchanekile. Iminwe ayizange iwele. Ukuba uthe wafunga. Isitya nge-self-cleaning function. Okanye i-puppy. Kodwa ayilula, kodwa umnini wee-sneakers kunye nokude ukuzisa i-console. - Ewe, yintoni oye wanyulwa kuyo? Singabantu abalungileyo! - Ngoko-ke, banakekele kwaye banomdla. Kuhlala kuxabiso kunye nefashoni. Uhlobo lwe-Februwari 23 luyinto ekhohlakeleyo kwaye engeyona inqabileyo yeholide yosuku lwe-Defender ye-Fatherland. Ngokuqinisekileyo, kukho umda omkhulu phakathi kweemifanekiso zabantu abadala kubantu abavela kwintsebenziswano kunye neentlobo zezingane kubafana esikolweni nasezikhunjini. Kodwa ngexesha elifanayo ngalinye liqhelekanga, lihlekisayo kwaye livuya ngendlela yalo.