Ngomhla we-Fatherland Defender, wonke umntu uyanyanzelekile ukuba afumane ingqwalasela ebalulekileyo kubahlobo, abahlobo kunye noogxa. Emva koko, kwiholide enjalo kubalulekile ukubonisa intlonipho kwaye unqwenela iminyaka emininzi yobomi kumhlobo ontle kwaye uthembekileyo. Ukuze ukhethe uvuyo oluhle nolususayo ukusuka ngoFebruwari 23, amadoda angabakho kwivesi nakwiprose. Iimibhalo ezimfutshane zilula ukuthumela umyalezo wesicatshulwa, kunye neengxoxo ezinde zibandakanya kwi-congratulations esemthethweni kubasebenzi emsebenzini. Inqweno ekhohlakeleyo ngokugqithiseleyo okungekho-standard humor ibhetele kwintlanganiso ukuthetha kumhlobo omdala. Iimvakalelo ezintle kunye nomoya omhle uya kuqinisekiswa kuye.
Uthakazelisa kumadoda ukusuka ngoFebruwari 23 kwivesi kunye neprose
Ukuba iimibhalo ezivuyayo zinconywa ziye zathanda umlingane, kubalulekile ukunika ingqalelo ngokukhethekileyo ukugcinwa kwazo. Ukuncoma kunye nokunyaniseka okukhulu kunabasebenzi abaqeshwe ixesha elide kunye nalabo abanamaxesha amaninzi asebenza nzima. Ukumncoma, kodwa wathintela ngoFebruwari 23, amadoda kufuneka athunyelwe ngokuhambelana nolwalamano olukhethekileyo. Iintloko kunye neentloko zamasebe ziyanconywa ukuba zikhethe izicatshulwa ezisemthethweni.
Ndiyakuhalalisela kwindinyana kunye neprose kwintsebenziswano yamadoda ngoFebruwari 23
Indlela yovuyiso ngokuqhelekileyo ayichaphazeli ubuhle bokuhambisa izifiso. Ngoko ke, ukuthumelela abantu ukusuka ngoFebhuwari 23 kunokwenzeka kwivesi kunye neprose. Kufuneka kuphela ukhethe iimibhalo zangaphambili kwaye, xa ubathumela, ukuzincedisa ngezifiso zakho.
Ndiyakuvuyisela ngoFebruwari 23 kwaye ndifuna ukuba le holide ibe ngumkhuseli okhuselekileyo we-Fatherland kunye nabantu abasondeleyo kuyo nayiphi na imeko kunye nasiphi na imeko ebomini, ndifuna ukuhamba ngokuphepha endleleni ye lonwabo ngaphandle kokuhlutha ubomi ebomini babantu. Vumela iindlela eziziqhenyayo zigqityiwe, kwaye kunye neenhlanqa eziqhaqhazelayo zikhanyise, ma kubekho iindlela zokuphakama.
Ndi nqwenela ukudlala ngeemisipha, Kwi-barbarrow imfashini ukuhamba Njalo ngekhredithi eboshiweyo, Ukuba ngumntu onobundlobongela. Ukusuka kwababhinqa abaya kubakho ukuphumla, Vumela isihlwele silandele. Ngoko ukuba wayesoloko engabonanga, A macho, knight, yindoda. Vumela umhlaba wonke uvuyiswe! Ngo-23 kaFebruwari! Ngaphandle? Yintoni ekhoyo apha? Emva kwakho konke, ubomi bubunye, phila kayfovo!
Kungekudala iholide yamadoda, Siphuthuma ukubancoma: Ukuze siphile kwaye sikwazi, Asizange sitshise. Yonke imihla ukwenzela ukuba kusasa uSomog akakwazi ukunqoba omnye ... Akukho mnye, kungekhona ezimbini, kungekho emithathu, Ekunene, ngakwesobunxele kwaye ngeenyawo Amagosa avule amatsha - Inwaba yabasetyhini iya kubanika!
Okungaqhelekanga ukuvuyisana ngamahlaya kubahlobo bamadoda ngoFebruwari 23
Uthokozo lwangempela, oluxutywe ngeenqweno ezihlekisayo, lilungele ukuphakamisa isimo sengqondo somhlobo okanye umhlobo. Imiba enjalo kunye neprose izakukhumbuza isimo sengqondo esinobubele kunye nobungqina kwaye kuya kunceda ukukholisa ummkeli. Ukuthumela intlonelo ngo-Febhuwari 23, amadoda angaba ngabahlobo bomntu, kunye neentombi zamabhinqa. Ukususela kumantombazana okuhlekisayo kunye nokukratya okuya kumnandi kuya kufumana ngentshiseko ekhethekileyo.
Imizekelo yokuthokoza ngamadoda ngokuhlonipha ngoFebruwari 23
Unokukhetha iitekisi ezihlekisayo zokuthumela nayiphi na ifomu. Yaye ukuba uthanda, le mihlali iyakubongelela ngowe-Febhuwari 23, umthumeli uya kukwazi ukumncedisa loo mntu aze afake amahlaya amatsha kunye namahlaya. Ndikhawuleza ukukuhalalisa Ngomhla wamashumi amabini anesithathu kaFebruwari kwaye ukukhumbuza: wena ungumntu, andiyilo inxila. Hlala nabo ebomini, khawunakekele ilizwe lakho, xabise intsapho yakho kwaye ungabi ngulube.
Sonke sixhotywe namhlanje, Siyizikhuseli zelizwe! Ibingamashumi amabini anesithathu efikile, Sivuyiswe, makhwenkwe! Siyonwabile kwaye sihamba, Nge-utrechka usethe itafile! Siyavuyiswa namhlanje ngokulala ngokwesini! Vumela intombi intombi poklopochet, kwaye isidlo siya kulungisa ngexesha, ukuba ufuna ukufumana imibuliso yeholide yowesifazane!
Ndikunqwenela ulwandle lwamnandi! Ngaphantsi kwabo shmotok, Kulo suku oluqaqambileyo, Bakugxeka ukuba ube novila. Ndikunqwenela kakhulu i-vodka, Ukunyuselwa kuzo zonke iindidi, kakuhle, i-herring. Ukuba umama-mkhwenkwe wayehlala unyaka kweli lizwe. Ewe, umfazi wakhe ngaphezu koko! Ukulibala zonke iinkxalabo, Kuya kuba ngumsebenzi omncinci. Yaye umvuzo wakho unyukile. Kwaye ngoku ndifumana intlawulo.
Mbi lijoni elingafuni ukuba ngumgadi jikelele! Ngoko, ndiyakuvuyisela ngomhla we-Defender we-Motherland kwaye ndifuna ukuba ngumntu jikelele, emva kweminyaka emininzi! Inkonzo eyi-Apoca-entle nephumelelayo, ukufundisisa, ukuphunyezwa ngokulula kwazo zonke iikhredithi eziyimfuneko! Ubume obuhle ngokomzimba, abaqeqeshi abahlwempuzekileyo kunye neeholide ezintle ekhaya nge-akin kunye nabantu! Ndikunqwenela nothando lokwenene intombi yakho, makhe alinde wena kunye nonke i-uvass iya kulungile!
Mfutshane nincoma ngokuhlonipha ngoFebhuwari 23 ngamadoda kwimiyalezo ye-SMS
Imiyalezo encinci ye-SMS yindlela yonkqonkcoko kunye nawaphi na iiholide. Iminqweno emfutshane ifaneleka ngoFebruwari 23. Ziquka ubuncinci beenkcukacha ezingadingekile kwaye ngokuyininzi ziquka ukunconywa okulungileyo, ezinqwenelekayo, ukubonakalisa ingqalelo kunye nentlonipho. Ungathumela mfutshane ukuhalalisa amadoda ngoFebhuwari 23 nangaliphi na ixesha. Baza kwamkelwa ngokuqinisekileyo ngumbamkeli kwaye baza kumnceda emoyeni ophezulu ukuba badibane neeholide yoMkhosi we-Defender we-Dayland Day.
Yiyiphi i-SMS evuyisayo enokuyithumela kumntu kwi-Defender's Day ngoFebruwari 23?
Kungcono kubahlobo kunye nabalingane ukuba bakhethe iicatshulwa ezilungileyo kunye ezigcinwe. Ukuthintela kunye novuyo kwiSMS ukususela ngoFebruwari 23, amadoda kufuneka athunyelwe "kwiimfazwe" zabo okanye abahlali abaziwa kakhulu. Kuba intloko kungcono ukuthabathela ivesi elimnandi ngokumncoma. Ukususela ngoFebruwari wama-23! Ndivuyisana nawe! Vumela imali emapokothini akho, Vumela ubuhle bukuthande! Vumela yonke into ebomini iphumelele, Yaye inhlanhla iya kubhokrazela, Kuzo zonke unayo ngokwaneleyo, Yintoni okumele uyime!
Ndiyathanda ukuba uphumelele, inhlanhla, kulula ukuphumla nokusebenza nzima. Ngoko ukuba uvuyo lwamaxesha akho luhlala ludibanisa, Ngoko yonke into yayiza kuphuma kwaye yonke into yayiza kusebenza.
Ndiyakuvuyisela ngeli holide - Usuku loMkhosi kunye neNavy! Ndi nqwenela ukuhlala, ukuthanda, ukusebenza, kwaye ukuba inkwenkwezi inomsanqa uyamemeza kuwe, kwaye ke jikelele uya kuvuka.
I-SMS emfutshane ngokuvuyisana ngamadoda ngokuhlonipha ngoFebruwari 23
Imiyalezo ye-SMS enomhlobo ngokuhlonipha ngoFebhuwari 23 ingabandakanya amazwi angamahle, kwaye iinqwenela ezilungileyo. Phakathi kwezikhetho ezicetywayo, unokukhetha iindlela ezintle zokuthumela amakhoboka omkhosi, abahlobo abalungileyo okanye abaqhelana nabo. Ngomhla wesi-23 kaFebruwari Ngendawo embi ningacingi nje! Mntakwethu othandekayo, Musa ukubuhlungu namhlanje! Wena ungumntu-ungakhohlwa, Khokela ebomini, Yenza konke okulungileyo kukuze, Njalo inhlanhla ilindele!
Yomelela njalo, inokwethenjelwa, iRashiya ikholelwa kuwe. Ndiyazi - unokuthenjwa. Ngomhla wamashumi amabini anesithathu kaFebruwari!
Ngomhla woMkhuseli we-Motherland, kukho iiForces ezininzi, ezimbalwa iimfazwe! Akukho mfudumalo kwihlabathi leengcamango, Yintoni onayo, ngathi emva kwodonga!
Iimviwo ezimfutshane ziyakuhalalisela abantu osebenza nabo ngo-Febhuwari 23 kwiprosethi
Ngeveki yeeholide yoMhlaseli we-Dayland Day okanye ngexesha le-party party party, ngamnye umphathi kufuneka enze izifiso ezilungileyo kubo bonke abasebenzi. Ukukhetha kule njongo kulungelelanisa encinci ukunyanzela ngokusemthethweni amadoda asebenza nabo ukususela ngoFebruwari 23 kwiprosethi. Ezi zibhalo zibandakanya izifiso eziphambili kunye neyokuqala ukuba bonke abaphantsi kunye nabalingane baya kuthanda.
Imizekelo yezibongozo ezisemthethweni kwiprose ngokuhlonipha ngoFebhuwari 23 kubazalwana abesilisa
Kwiminqweno eyaziwayo kakhulu ukususela ngoFebruwari 23 kunokuthiwa yimibhalo emfutshane kwimigca emininzi. Imizekelo yale nhle imfutshane iminconywa ingafundiswa ngezantsi:
NgoFebruwari 23 yeholide ebalulekileyo kubo bonke abemi belizwe lethu. Ngaloo mini, asiyikuhlonipha kuphela amajoni ethu kwaye sikhumbule iimpawu zabantu bethu. Umkhuseli we-Dayland Day yiholide yamadoda okwenene anesibindi nokuzinikezela, enothando eMlandland, ehlonipha imbali yayo. Yingakho le mini ngokwenene iholide yesizwe. Sinqwenela wena uvuyo, impumelelo, impumelelo kumsebenzi wakho ukuze kulunge i-Fatherland!
Yamkela ukunyaniseka kunene kwi-Defender ye-Dayland Day! Ndikunqwenela impilo, ukuchuma, ulonwabo kwiintsapho zakho nakwiintsapho, ukuzithemba kwixesha elizayo kunye nethemba eliqaqambileyo kwikamva, ukuhlakulela umoya, ukuphefumlelwa kwendalo kunye namandla angapheliyo!
Yamkela ukunyaniseka ngokunyanisekileyo ngoMhla we-Defender we-Fatherland! Le holide yinto ehloniphekileyo kwilizwe lethu. Emva koko, ngumsebenzi ohloniphekileyo kuwo wonke umntu ukukhusela uMama, ikhaya kunye nosapho. Ndiyathanda ukuba ube nempilo enamandla, ubungqina obungapheliyo kunye nesibhakabhaka esinokuthula ngaphezu kwentloko yakho!
Iimviwo ezimfutshane zivuyisana nabalingane ngoFebruwari 23
Ukuzaliswa kwamakhadi okuthenga kusetyenziswa kunye nezinye iinguqulelo zemihlathi yokuvuyisana. Iminqweno emfutshane ecetywayo nayo inkulu ngokuthumela imiyalezo ye-SMS:
Siyavuyisela kwi-Defender ye-Dayland Day! Ndingathanda ukuba, ukuguga, ukuba ube nenkxaso ethembekileyo kunye nokukhuselwa kooMama kunye nosapho lwakho!
Kwi-Defender ye-Dayland Day, Ndingathanda ukunqwenela uxolo kunye nokuchuma, ukuqonda kunye nentlonipho kwiqela, uthando kunye nokufudumala endlwini! Vumela ubomi bube nolonwabo, impilo eqinileyo, amandla-angapheliyo, kwaye yonke imihla ivule kwaye ijabule!
Ngaliphi na ixesha ixesha lokukhusela i-Motherland yayingumntu ngamnye! Ndiyathanda uxolo, ukukhanya kunye nokuhle kwaye uhlale unganakwenzeka!
Eyona nkxalabo evuyisayo ngabantu abaqhelana namadoda ukususela ngoFebruwari, wama-23
Akunjalo ukuba iimibhalo ezivuyisayo kufuneka ziqine okanye zithintele. Ukuvuyisana kumadoda aqhelekileyo anokuba iindinyana ezihle kakhulu okanye iprose. Nangona belondoloza ubudlelwane obuhle kunye nabasebenzi, kunokwenzeka ukuba bayisebenzise njengabantu abanjalo ngoFebhuwari 23 emsebenzini: kuyacetyiswa ukuba zibandakanye ezo zibhalo kwi-e-newsletter ye-congratulatory.
Imizekelo ye-funniest yovuyo ngoFebruwari 23
Iimpawu ezikhanyayo kunye ezimangalisayo kunye nomxholo ongathobeliyo - inketho efanelekileyo yokufuna iimpumelelo, inhlanhla kunye nempilo. Into evukisayo kakhulu yindoda evela ngoFebruwari 23 ingasetyenziselwa ukuzalisa iposi, ukuthumela iileta okanye i-sms. Le ndoda yintsimbi yentwasahlobo, isandi somculo esibhakabhakeni, Isigqeba esisemgangathweni seqela, iqhwitha ekhwaza kwiintaba eziphakamileyo. Indoda ingumkhonto wepipi, isandla esilumkileyo nesinkosikazi enothando: Ngoko makhe siphuze umntu!
Akunamhlanje amadoda asemhlabeni, A madoda ahlwempu! Isiqingatha sabantu sisonke, Siphila ngaphandle kweholide! Umgangatho ulula, ulula kwaye unhle, Ukhawuleza ukuhalalisela abantu ngokungenanto, Ubumnandi, uvuyo, uvuyo owanike wona, Nangona kungamashumi amabini anesithathu kaFebruwari! Emva kwakho konke, umfazi wokuqala wazalwa yintombi, Njengoko sikhumbula, ukusuka kumbambo ka-Adam, Yingakho isiqingatha esihle, ndifuna ukumemeza esithi: "Hlala ubomi amadoda!
Vumela amanqatha e-press yakho adide, kwaye i-bbpsps ye-flabby iya kubangela umsiki - Wena, mfana, emva kwakho konke, Fighter! Uphelile nje ukuqhuba umsebenzi. Ukuba kusasa utshaba luza, ungasabi nantoni na? Sinomshini womshini kwi-pantry, kunye nesitimela esinqwebileyo kwindawo egcinwe kuyo! Ukususela ngoFebruwari 23! Mfutshane ukunyanzela ukususela ngoFebruwari 23 ukuya kubahlobo abangamadoda banokuthunyelwa kwi-sms encinci ngeprose okanye ivesi. Kodwa ukuthokoza kwangaphambili kwintsebenziswano yabesilisa kusukela ngoFebruwari 23 kufuneka kukhethwe ngendlela yeefowuni zeekhompyutha kunye neenkondlo. Ukuqhelana nabantu, ukuhlekisa nokuhlekisayo kunye namahlaya aphelile. Kucingwa ukuba iprosethi yegosa iyanconywa ukuba isebenzise ukunyanzela oogxa kunye nabaphathi emsebenzini.