Into ephambili ekufanelekile ukuba uyikhumbule xa ukhetha umsebenzi weengoma:
- Akufanele kube kude kakhulu, ngaphandle koko iindwendwe kunye nabaselula baya kukhawuleza kwaye banqande ukuphulaphula;
- Kumele kube lula ukubonwa ngendlebe. Kulungile ukuba uqulunqa i-ode ekuxeliseni uHomer, kodwa kulula ukuyiphulaphula. Khumbula ukuba imbongo yenzelwe ukuzonwabisa abaphulaphuli.
- Khangela iziqulatho ezingavamile kunye nekhwalithi, thintela iindidi kunye nevesi elimhlophe (kwakhona kwakhona ujonge ukuba iindwendwe mazibe lula kwaye ziyamnandi ukuphulaphula).
- Kwaye inkondlo enhle kunazo zonke inokuphangwa. Qhubeka ufunda ukufunda ekhaya kunye ngaphandle kokungabaza. Into ebaluleke kakhulu xa isivakashi sibona itekisi okokuqala ngeholide, efundwayo.
- Zama ukwenza inkondlo idilesi, bhekisa kumagama omyeni kunye nomtshakazi, khankanya imikhwa yabo, njl. Intsha kufuneka iziva ikhethekileyo.
Iindinyana zeComic zomtshato
Iingoma ezihlaziyekayo kufuneka zifake iindwendwe kwaye zivuselele ubuso babo. Ngokuphindaphindiweyo kwiindinyana ezihlekisayo, badla umkhwekazi wakhe okanye umkhwekazi, into eyona nto kukuba uhlazo aluyi kungena kunye nokunyaniseka.
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Sisoloko silungele ukudumisa umkhwekazi wethu.
Ngenxa yomsebenzi wakhe omkhulu
Otshatile i-balamut.
Ungakhathazeki,
Yaye kunye nonyana wakhe "omncinane" ufunga:
Wayephi na, kunye naye,
Yaye apho wayela khona, noko wayeliselayo ...
Ngaba uza kumamazala omncinane -
Umama-mkhwenkwe uncibilika kwintlalo.
Awazi apho kwaye ukuhlala khona,
Ugqiba ukuba uphathwe njani?
Gcina uninazala wakho,
Abantwana banikezela ngamabhaso
Yikhumbule zonke iingxaki
Musa ukulivakashela!
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Yiba, uninazala, olungileyo,
Yiba, umama-mkhwenkwe, uyilumko.
Khumbula: wawufana,
Nokuba kungenjalo izolo.
Uhlala uselula,
Kodwa uthando kwaye ungakhubeki:
Ulonwabo lwenyana kuphela kunye naye,
Njengoko i-asteriski ebusuku.
Ukuba kuyimfuneko, uncedo,
Uxolo noxolo,
Ndize ndiphile iminyaka eyikhulu ehlabathini,
Kwaye-ngqo ngqo ezulwini!
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Uninazala nomamazala wakhe, bazi ngegama labo, bayabatshutshisa phakathi kwabantu, banokuhambela ukunyaniseka kwabo nge-quatrain ehlekisayo. Amazwi amhlobo kunye namfihlo aya kutshabalalisa ngokukhawuleza iqhwa phakathi kwamalungu amatsha entsapho.
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Into ebuhlungu umntakwabo wam.
Ngokukhawuleza kucace: wayehlala ngaphandle komkhwekazi!
Siza kulungisa oku,
I-podnagulyaem zhirok.
Ndinamava amaninzi:
Iminyaka elishumi igcina ihagu.
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Oo, kodwa imingxuma yam iyaqhuma ...
Ukuba kunjalo, ngoko ... ngokukhawuleza ekulweni!
Andiyikwesaba.
Ndiyinike intombi yam,
Egazini lam
Ndahlala ngovuyo nothando!
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Ukuba intombi yakho ethandekayo
Amehlo aqabileyo
Ndiya kubona emtshatweni,
Ndiza kukubiza ngokuthi "unyana omncinci"
Kwaye, kholwa, andiyi kulimaza!
Ngoko, ujonge, ungabonakalisi!
Umama okhawulezayo umanga!
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Ngokuqhelekileyo, ubungqina bufunda amahlaya. Uyabizwa ukuba ancede umphathi we-toastmaster, ukuba ahlaziye iindwendwe kunye nokuzisa bonke abaza kumtshato. Uyakwazi ukuhleka kancinci nakwiyakhe, ngokufanelekileyo, okanye ngaphezu kobungqina bakhe, njengesigqibo sokugqibela. Ingqina kufuneka ifunde amagama anjalo kumhlobo "wakhe olahlekileyo" -omyeni.
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Ngubani esiya kuye?
Ngaba ushiya isizathu?
Ngaba usishiya
Uze utshintshe umfazi wakho?
Khumbula ukuzonwabisa kwethu
Ibhola lebhola, ibhola lebhola, iHockey
Ubhiya, ukuhlamba kunye namantombazana
Ulilibale? Phendula ngokukhawuleza!
Kwaye ngoku endaweni yokutya
Endaweni yentlanzi kunye nobhiya
Uya kulinda ngama-donuts
Umfazi omhle.
Ewe, kwaye ukuba unzulu,
Lucky kuwe nomfazi wam
Noqoqosho, kunye nobumnene,
Kwaye ngengqondo evulekile.
Ngoko mhlobo, siyavuyisana
Sifuna ukunqwenela:
Ulonwabo kuwe, ukuchuma endlwini,
Kubuhlungu kuba bantu bethu abatsha!
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Ukumangaliswa okumangalisayo kwizihlobo kunye nabahlobo kuya kubonwa ngabaselula ngokuthandana. Okunye malunga neendinyana zomtshakazi nomyeni onokufunda apha . Sicaphuna enye yeenkondlo njengomzekelo.
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Masikuye into engafaniyo,
Imvakalelo iya kuba namandla ngakumbi!
Yazi ukuba uyona ebiza kakhulu
Mna kwi-paws ukuya ezindlebeni.
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Andiyazi nandipha ngakumbi,
Kunokuba siphile esinye isigqibo,
Ukubuhlungu kuwe, umfazi wam,
Nibhiyoze kunye nawe!
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Imiba yezipho zomtshato
Ukuba ugqiba ukunika isipho esingavamile, umzekelo, iipini zokuqhawula okanye intsimbi, ngoko isipho sifanele sihambisane nohlobo "lwencwadi yokufundisa".
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Ndikunika ikhukhamba - eyindoda yendoda elungileyo,
iehokerkhi - ukuze ube neentombi,
Ndinika ikgub - ukuzala uAndryushka,
iklabishi - kangangokuthi kwakungekho ndlu engenanto, njl.
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Izipho zemali zithathwa njengendawo evamile. Abo bacinga njalo, abazi nje ukuba bazinike njani. Kukho iindlela ezininzi zokubetha imvulophu ngemali, funda inkcazo yeengqungquthela, ngenjongo yenzani le mali.
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Musa ukukhawuleza kwaye kungekudala kakhulu,
Uya kukuzisa umlingo!
Makheke iipokethi,
Isikhwama siyaphuma kwi-seams!
Vumela inzuzo yemali enkulu
Zithululwa ngobuninzi:
Kwiintaba okanye kwiipiramidi,
Kakade kwi-Antarctica!
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Iindinyana ezithandekayo kwi-albhamu yomtshato
Ukuba kukho incwadi enqwenelekayo emtshatweni, ngoko unokushiya ivesi elingenakucala kulo. Mhlawumbi akayi kuba ngumzekelo wemibongo yeklasi, kodwa esuka entliziyweni.
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Uqhutyelwe ixesha elide phantsi kwesithsaba,
Ukukhupha isatifiketi somtshato.
Kwenzeka konke, ekugqibeleni,
Ukunyanzeliswa kweli nyaniso!
Ngoku umsebenzi unzima kakhulu
Kwaye izalamane nabahlobo:
Akusaziwa kwenzululwazi,
Ukuzala abantwana, abazukulu,
Xa kuphela ipowager ngefowuni
Bakhonza njengento yokudibanisa nabathandekayo ababini!
Ndiyanincoma ngomtshato wenu,
Umfanekiso wesifiso somtshato wakho
Ukuhamba nawe kuwe yonke indawo,
Ukuze ningabesabi,
Ukuba kwenzeka ukudibana,
Esikwindla esandula kwakhiwa!
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Siyathemba ukuba iingcamango zethu ziba luncedo kuwe, kwaye uya kukwazi ukumnceda wonk 'ubani ngobungqina bakho bokuqala bomtshato.