- I-Comic ijonge kumhlobo ngoMatshi 8
- Iimbongo ezintle ngo-Matshi 8 intombi
- Ukuncoma umhlobo kumprose
- Iimpendulo ze-Funny zihalalisela ngoMatshi 8 kwivesi kunye neprose
I-Comic ijonge kumhlobo ngoMatshi 8
Mhlobo! Matshi weza kwakhona
Kwaye siya kugubha iholide!
Ukupheka akuzingeli ngoku,
Siza kuthumela yonke imizamo kwi-swamp!
Mawuvuyiswe ngomphefumlo,
Kwaye ukubonakala - kuphela ukufumana kakuhle!
NgoMatshi 8 wagweba ihlabathi,
Ngoko musa ukuhlala kwiindonga zendlu!
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Ngamanye amaxesha amadoda awayixabanga,
Musa ukumbamba, xa ufuna ...
Kuphela intliziyo ethandweni ikholelwa
Na maphupha amahle ...
Ndi nqwenela wena, mhlobo,
Ngomhla we-8 kaMatshi namhlanje,
Ngoko ukuba i-blizzard ayifuni kuhlamba,
Kwaye i-lilac entsha iqhakaze !!!
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Intombi yam intanda, ungowam,
Sinexesha elide kunye nawe.
Namhlanje ndifuna ukunincoma
Ukususela ngomhla wesibhozo kaMatshi, kuphela kwintliziyo.
Ndikunqwenela umhlambi webalandeli,
Yaye yonke into ngamahashe amhlophe.
Omnye wabo wayengumthetheli omkhulu,
Kwaye wayehlala kumazwe omlingo.
Ukuze zonke izifiso zakho zizaliseke,
Ngokukhawuleza wadala indlu elwandle.
Kwaye ukuba unayo ikhabethe lakho:
Ngeempahla ezivela eGucci kwaye kukho igrafa.
Ngoko ukuba eklasini kwakukho i-tigress,
Imfuyo yonke kunye neengcuka zempisi.
Kwizithende ezahamba zibalaseleyo
Kwaye njalo kwaye kwinto yonke wayelungile.
Ngoko ukuba isithunywa sezinwele-isithunywa siphephe phezu kwakho,
Ngenkathazo yesikwele, ulungiswe ngamanye amaxesha.
Yaye ukuba undithwale nawe,
Kodwa kungcono ukuba oku kuya kuba ngumnqweno wam.
Siyintombi yakho ngonaphakade,
Le ngcwele kakhulu kuthi.
Zonke ziya kuzaliseka apha kuphela kuwe,
Inkcazelo yamanqaku inokuba yinto eyenzekayo ngexesha elithile.
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Ndingumhlobo wam othandekayo,
Enhle kakhulu, enhle kakhulu,
Abasetyhini - "bakhulu", andiyinyani,
Ngomhla ka-8 Matshi Ndifuna ukunqwenela:
Hlalani nisoloko ninemfashini,
Hlalani nihleli,
Kakhulu,
Ukudala kakhulu.
Hlalani nivuya,
Uvuyo, udlala,
Enhle kakhulu kwaye
Ndonwabile kakhulu.
Ingaba ufana ne-panther
Okanye nje ngegress,
Kodwa indoda oyifunayo
Akunjalo.
Ingaba uyishushu
Nothando.
Musa ukuthula
Ifowuni iyahamba.
Yiba nethamsanqa,
NjengoMonica Bellucci,
Yiba nobutyebi,
NjengoCleopatra.
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Ngomhla omangalisayo ngoMatshi 8
Ndi nqwenela ukudibana nentlanzi.
Kodwa kuphela intlanzi ayilula,
Yaye iya kuzalisekisa yonke iminqweno,
Kwaye ngaphezu kweentlanzi zezi -
Isityebi kuwe.
Ukuze ube mnandi, uyomelele, ukhaliphe
Asiyidingi idiots.
Vumela ubomi bakho upende ngepeyinti,
Ingqalelo, uthando, ububele
Ekubhedeni, makabe yingwe,
Kwaye ebomini-inkwenkwezi ekhokelayo!
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Ngomhla wesibhozo kaMatshi ndifuna ukuba,
Imoto enhle kwigaraji,
Ndiyakuhlonipha kakhulu, mhlobo,
Uza kukhwela kuphela iPorsche.
Ngoko ukuba kwisikhwama sebhilidi eluhlaza
Ukukholiswa kukugqithise umzuzu,
KuSergei, uSasha, Kolya, Yuri
Sithandana ngokukhawuleza ngobuso bakho obuhle!
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Kukulungele ukuba intombazana kwengubo ebomvu,
kunokwenzeka kwaye kungekhona kwipinki, kodwa kungekhona loo !!
Kuhle ukuba ngumfazi kwengubo ye-mink,
kunokwenzeka kwaye kungekhona kwiminkini, kodwa kungekhona loo !!
Kukulungele ukuba yinkosikazi emotweni yakho,
unako kwaye ngebhasi, kodwa kungekhona loo !!
Kuya kuba kuhle ukuhlawula iwaka rubleyile ikhulu,
unako kwaye ezine, kodwa kungekhona loo !!
Ngoko ke amantombazana amnandi,
ukwenzela ukuba ebomini bakho kuya kuba kuphela !!!
Ngo-8 kaMatshi !!!!!!!!!!
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Namhlanje luyimini ekhethekileyo! Kwenene?
Iholide enhle entwasahlobo!
Namhlanje ngumhla woMatshi 8 -
Ngoko ke mawuvuyiswe!
Spring! Bangakanani kweli gama:
Ububele, uthando kunye nokufudumala.
Makheke kulindeleke kuluntu
Uyiqhayisa iintyatyambo!
Makhele namhlanje - ngoMatshi 8 -
Ukoyika kunye namaphupha kuya kuza!
Iimbongo ezintle ngo-Matshi 8 intombi
NgoMatshi 8 ngumhla wabasetyhini abathandekayo,
Makube unyaka wonke,
Musa ukukhawuleza amahlombe akho -
Makube ngumntu osondeleyo, athwale umthwalo wokunyamekela.
Masikukhusele ezinkingeni,
Makube kuwe inkwenkwezi evela ezulwini izakrazula,
Vumela iingubo zoboya kunye neendandler zithenga,
Kwaye akayi kubuya ngakwesobunxele!
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Mhlobo wam, uwedwa
Kwadlula khona umlilo namanzi,
Kwaye ufanele uvuyiswe,
Ngaphandle kokulahlekelwa yinkululeko yakho.
Vumela isikhulu esimhlophe ngehashe -
Kwaye akukho ihashe-ngoko-Ferrari,
Uya kuqhuba ngokunyanisekileyo kuwe,
Yaye uya kukuthabatha kwi-Golden Range!
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Ndiyanincoma,
Intombi,
Kwaye ngosuku lomfazi ndiyathanda,
Masibe nethamsanqa!
Yenza okulungileyo kakhulu,
Iphupha liya kuzaliseka!
Yonke into enqwenelayo,
Makhe eze ngokukhawuleza!
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Uthandane ulwandle oluzukileyo lonwabo
Ndiyathanda namhlanje, kwiSuku lwaBasetyhini!
Musa ukuvumela imozulu embi ithinte ubomi
Yaye yanyuka nayiphi na isithunzi!
Kunokuba uzonwabe kwaye ubhiyozele,
Mntandi, mhle!
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Ngomhla wesibhozo kaMatshi ndivuyisana
Wam umhlobo,
Ndikunqwenela okulungileyo,
Ndiyakuthanda entliziyweni!
Ufana nodade, mhlobo wam,
Nantoni na eyenzekayo, kufuneka ukwazi -
Siza kuncedana,
Futhi ungaze ucinezeleke!
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Isifuba sesifikile, iintaka sele ziqale ukucula,
Ixesha lokuba uhlale unothando.
Yiza, mhlobo, ungagxothi,
Qalisa kwi-muzhchinku khetha.
Kwaye ke, ngowesibhozo ngoMatshi kuya kuza,
Kwaye wena, njengoko ushoyo, ngaphandle kwesipho.
Ukuphelisa kwakho sivila
Kwimini yabasetyhini yamazwe ngamazwe.
Ewe, yikho konke. I sibhozo yafika.
Ngaba wena wedwa? Ewe, yintoni ....
Ndivuyisana nawe, ilanga,
Kwi cafe namhlanje ndiyamema.
Ndikunye isipho kunye neentyatyambo
Nani ikhulu lekhosenti - ubuhle!
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Makube nomsindo entliziyweni kaMatshi
NgoMatshi wafika-kwaye yonke indawo yayingumngcipheko.
Intombi ethandekayo ndiyavuyisana nayo
Yonke into oyifunayo,
Ufuna ntoni wena.
Vumela uthando luhlobise bakho ubomi
Makungabikho iintsuku ezingathandekiyo,
Ungavumeli nto ikumise
Yonwaba phakathi kwabahlobo bokwenene!
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Ndilungele nantoni na kumhlobo,
Uyintliziyo yam, ulilanga lam.
Makube mfudumele kwaye kulula,
Ngoko ukuba uhlala nje ngokubanzi!
Ndiyakuvuyiswa ngomhla we-8 kaMatshi,
Ukukhanya kukuthandayo.
Ngokubetha iimali, abantu abalungileyo,
Yaye ungazisoli ngabahlobo bakho.
Andiyi kukuphazamisa,
Iholide ivuke ngokupheleleyo! Ixesha lokuthulula.
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NgoMatshi 8, ndiwe,
Kwaye yintoni enye, ntombi, oyidingayo?
Sinike i-foil yeentyatyambo.
Iwayini ikhuni kumgudu omkhulu.
Uya kubhala ikhadi leposi,
Nwabile, inkxaso yam,
Kwaye ndikubuza kakhulu,
Xa usendlwini yakho kungekudala
Inhlanhla enhle, ingelosi iya kubhoxa
Ngaphantsi kwe mouse kunye neentaka eziluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka,
Ngoko ungalibali ukuyivula,
Ukuze ndikwazi ukwabelana nawe.
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Usuku lwethu lufikile! Jabulela intombi!
Okwesine ka-Matshi ngaphandle kwewindow!
Yaye umnyango wokuvuyela uvule ngokuqinile,
Siza kutyhila ihlombe layo elincinci!
Ndi nqwenela ukungaphumeleli nokusebenza,
Kulo phupha ukuhlangabezana nomendo ngaphandle kokuhlola.
Uthando olubulalayo aluphepheli,
Ukucima iparadesi ebomini bakho!
Ukuncoma umhlobo kumprose
Ngomhla kaMatshi 8, ndikhawuleza ukukuhalalisa, mhlobo wam. Mthandi, andifuni ukunqwenela inkosana enhle kwihashe elimhlophe - sele sikhulile kwaye siyazi ukuba ukhona kwiindaba zezingane kuphela. Ndiyathanda ukuba udibana kunye nendlela yakho enomusa, onokwethenjelwa kwaye, ebaluleke kakhulu, umntu onyanisekileyo.
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Matshi 8 - Usuku lwaMaTyhini lwaMazwe ngamazwe. Ngaloo mini, bonke abantu bayavuyisana nabafazi babo abathandekayo. Intombi yam, ndivuyiswa kukuvuyisana namhla. Ndifuna ukuba ubalekele ngonaphakade zonke izinto ezimbi ebesezikho ebomini bakho. Hlalani ninovuyo, mnandi, mnene nithandekayo.
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Ukususela ngoMatshi 8, wena, mhlobo wam! Masibe nomthombo wokuvelisa umthombo entwasahlobo emhlabeni. Masikukholise ngelanga layo elithenda kwaye iintaka ziya kubuya esibhakabhakeni. Vumela zonke izinto eziphilayo ziqhame kwaye zisenze sivuyiswe. Okulungileyo, Ndiyathanda ukuba namhlanje kukulethela uvuyo nolonwabo. Ndifuna impilo yakho ikukhumbuze into encinane yeparadesi.
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Iminyaka ekhulwini, siya kuyeka ukujonga, kunika iingubo ezimnyama, iiglasi, i-bots kwaye siya kuhamba. Kodwa ukuba bahlala kwikhulu, ngakumbi indlela eya kuhlola! Ulutsha olungunaphakade!
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Vuyiswa! Ndiyathembisa ukwenza yonke into ukuze ungayifaki kwiindawo ezifudumeleyo. Ndikunika iintyatyambo zegadi kunye neentyantyambo zeentyatyambo. Ndiyancibilika kumbono wakho kwaye ndime phambi kwamntu wonke. Ndiza kuhlala ndihlala kunye nawe. Yakho ntwasahlobo.
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Mhlobo othandekayo! Kwangathi le ntwasahlobo yeeholide ingenisa kwiintaba zakho zasekhaya zovuyo, inceba nothando olungasoze lwaphela kwaye luza kukunika ulonwabo yonke imihla!
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Ndifuna ukuvuyisana nawe kwiSuku loSetyhini lwaMazwe ngamazwe kwaye unqwenela ubuncinane kulolu suku ukuphepha ukuhlaselwa kwamanye amazwe, iimpikiswano zendawo kunye nento ekwazi ukuqhuba iholide yakho!
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Ndiyakuvuyela kwiNkcubeko yamaZwe wamaZwe ngamazwe kwaye ndifuna ukufumana inkxaso enamandla kwaye enamandla, ongeke uwele kuyo, kwaye ngowona mzuzu ongenakwenzeka kwaye awuyi kuhoxisa!
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Ngomhla kaKwindla 8, ndiyathanda ukuba amadoda ahlale eyancoma, anika iintyatyambo kunye neziphakamiso! Vumela isiTshazi sizalisekise yonke iminqweno yakho kwaye unike umonakalo omhle! Zonke izinto ezilungileyo kunomntu ongcono - ulonwabo, impilo, impumelelo nothando! Ngomhla wamaZwe wamazwe ngamazwe ngoMatshi 8!
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Ndiyakuvuyela, umhlobo wam osithandayo wesikolo. Zingaphi iminyaka esidibene nawe ngobuhlobo bethu basetyhini - musa ukuzibala. Ukususela ngoMatshi 8, wena. Yonke into oyifunayo namhlanje.
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Ngaloo mini uyamangaliswa ukuva ukuba wonke umntu ojikelezayo ukhangelelwe nguwe. Njengokuba amehlo abantu avule kuphela ngoMatshi 8! Ndi nqwenela ukuba uqaphele njalo, kungakhathaliseki ukuba ikhalenda.
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Kuhle ukuba nomhlobo olinganayo kunye nawe: ukuba sonke sinokugqoka okufanayo, sinokuhlala sivuma ukuba ngubani ofuna ukuwugqoka kuqala. Ngomhla wesibhozo kaMatshi, kunye noMhla woBumbano beBafazi!
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Ukuba kwakunokwenzeka ukubuyela ngomshini wexesha ngo-1908, andizange ndivumele uClara Zetkin ukudibana ngoMatshi 8 kunye noRosa Luxemburg! Uyabona apho iinqununu zikhokelela kwintombi yakho?
Iimpendulo ze-Funny zihalalisela ngoMatshi 8 kwivesi kunye neprose
Intombi ngomhla we-Matshi 8 ngentliziyo yam, ndifuna ukuthandwa, ukuvuya kunye nokufunwa! Kwangathi imvula yokuqala yelanga ilungisa umphefumlo wakho uze unyibilike intliziyo yakho enentliziyo!
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Podruzhenka, ujoni, ndikuvuyisela ngeliholidi lethu! Masibe neyiphi into esiyiphuphayo, kwaye abo sibaphuphayo baya kwenza konke esingalindelanga!
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Amadoda akaze aqonde abafazi. Kodwa thina asikwazi ukujamelana nale nto! Maye bathande, baxabise kwaye baqonde, ngaphandle kokuzama ukuqonda. Vuyiswa!
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Intombi yam intombi, ukuhleka kwindlebe yam: njani ufumana lonke ixesha ukuba lipholile? Hlala njalo njalo! Vuyiswa!
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Matshi ifikile. I-blizzard yafa.
Isibhakabhaka sitshisa isibhakabhaka.
Iholide evuyayo, mhlobo!
Vumela namhlanje kunye nonyaka wonke
Kuya kubakho uvuyo nenhlanhla,
Kuya kuba namandla kunye nempumelelo,
Yaye impilo yabo yongeza -
Uthandekayo kum onke!
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Ndinqwenela ukuba nininzi iintlanganiso
Unoyolo, owona mhle
Ukuze ugcine,
Ubomi obubuhlungu.
Ngoko loo ntwasahlobo yayingqongqoza endlwini,
Kwaye uthando lwalukhanyisa emehlweni,
Kuye, ntombi, undithatha
Andizange ndilibale!
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Wena wedwa uyazi zonke iimfihlakalo zam,
Kukho akukho bubi, kwaye akukho nxaxho.
Ukususela ngo-Matshi 8, ndiyavuyisana nawe,
Ndifuna ukuvuyiswa kunye nokuhle.
Uhle, njengomhlaba wolwandle,
Kwaye unamehlo afana nokusa.
Vumela abafana bazi malunga nawe,
Mawubambelele bonke!
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Ndiyakuvuyisela ngeliholide leentwasahlobo!
Ulonwabo, impilo, kumnandi ndiyathanda!
Vumela lo mthombo ukulethele
Uninzi lwamomotheka, ukufudumala nobubele!
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Kuye ixesha elide ukususela kwi-blizzard,
Isithwathwa sidibanisa kuyo yonke indlu.
Ndivuyisana nomhlobo wam
Ngomhla wamaZwe wamazwe ngamazwe!
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Umhlobo omhle kwihlabathi
Ndiyakuvuyela namhlanje, ngoMatshi 8,
Vumela ujabule wena,
Ndikunqwenela inhlanhla kunye nenjabulo.
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Ukususela ngoMatshi 8, mhlobo othandekayo!
Makuhambe ngothando,
Masibe nemihlali kakhulu,
Hlala kuphela ngovuyo.
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Ndifuna ukuthokoza umhlobo wam
Ngomhla oqaqambileyo,
Ukususela ngoMatshi 8, othandekayo,
Vumela emva kwakho ube yintsapho.