Umculi oyingqungquthela uGenady Khazanov

Kunzima ukukholelwa ukuba emva kokuba umculi oyingqungquthela u-Gennady Khazanov ubonise ukuba unelungelo lokusebenza kwinqanaba ixesha elide. Namhlanje, i-monologue yakhe yimiqathango yehlazo-elincinci, elincincileyo, lokwenene ...

I-MISI eyamangalisa ngeso sihlandlo, ngenxa yezizathu ezithile, yayihlala isiphephelo sabadlali abanetalente. Iminyaka embalwa emininzi kunye nemigangatho engaphumeleli yokungena kwisikolo esiphakamileyo sezemidlalo, ngaphambi kweKhayzanov, kwiingcebiso zika-A. Shirvindt, uzame ukungena kwisikolo seekisikiti ezahlukeneyo. Nanku kwafika kwinqanaba lesibini, kwaye kwinqanaba lesibini umculi oyingqungquthela uGenady Khazanov waba ngumfundi.

Kuzo zonke iintlobo-iisksi konke kwakungelula - eKhazanov akazange afune ukuqonda nakwezakhono zeetalenta. Utitshala uN. Slonova wacela.


Ukuxhomekeka kweentlobo ezahlukeneyo , kwaye kwinqanaba lesibini leminyaka elidlulileyo liye lacelwa. Kungekho kanye okanye kabini iKhazanov wayenqatshelwe ukuba athethe, ebhala igama lakhe kwiposters-yayisondele kakhulu, wayeza kusondela kumgca, emva kwayo kwakukho isitampu sokunyanzeliswa, kwaye amanqaku ekubhaliweyo aphakanyisiwe kwiingxelo ezintsha. Nangona kunjalo, ngelo xesha wayengomnye wabambalwa ababenobungqina bakhe abanjelwe ngokuthengiswa ngokupheleleyo. Iingqungquthela zakhe zacatshulwa lizwe lonke - ukusuka kumbhobho ukuya kubafundi bezemfundo.

Namhlanje uGennady Khazanov ukholelwa ukuba abaphulaphuli bakhe abangekho ebanzi. Uchaza oku ngokucacileyo: ngamaxesha obuninzi, amahlazo, ngokuninzi, akwazi ukuchasa ingcamango. Yaye, nangona kungabikho mkhosi owashicilelwa ngaphandle kokushicilela ukunyanzelisa, yonke into yakhiwe ngokuchasene, ngokuchasene neengcamango. Kwaye ngoku unako ukuthetha yonke into. Kwaye kwavela ukuba kukho abaphulaphuli ukuba "i-lower-than-meaning" ihlaziyileyo yanele.


Nangona kunjalo, umculi uGenady Khazanov akaziboni ukuba unelungelo lokugweba amaxesha okanye ababukeli, uyaqhubeka ehlala kwaye edlala indima ehlukeneyo - uyise, indoda, umphathi wezemidlalo, umlingisi, umlawuli. Uzozibiza ngokuzithoba ngokuthi "i-old scoop". Umculi oyingqungquthela u-Gennady Khazanov unayo yonke into edabukisayo kunye enobubele kunye nomnqweno wokunika abantu uvuyo. Kwaye i-aphorism yakhe ayithandayo ngamazwi kaTolstoy: "Ukuzihlaziya kunamandla amakhulu. Akukho nto idibanisa abantu njengento ehlekileyo yokuhleka, kuba ukuhleka kukuthanda uluntu. "

Masiqale ngemibuzo yobomi. Ngaba unelisekile ngobomi bakho?

Kwiminyaka engama-64 ndafunda ukuba ndingalikhonakali nonke, ukuba ndingakhubeki, kungekhona ukukhalaza, kodwa ukuba ndiphile!


UGennady , ngaba uya kukhanyiselwa okunjalo ixesha elide?

Uyazi, kungakhathaliseki ukuba singakanani ubudala, siya kuqhubeka sithetha iilwimi ezahlukileyo, ezahlukileyo kunye ezahlukileyo. Kwaye akunjalo ngenxa yokuba mna-sele ndandisinda kwindawo engqondweni "i-scoop". Hayi, ayikho. Kalula ucinga ukuba unokulungisa umntu okanye into. Into enokubonisa, ukulungisa, ukulungiswa kwakhona. Kodwa sele ndiyazi kwelinye icala kwicala. Kwimeko nayiphi na, enye, ngokuqinisekileyo.

Yiyiphi na?

Omkhulu, utshintsho olukhulu luya kuthatha ixesha elide. Kwaye uThixo unikezela ukuba abazukulwana bam bazukulu bambone indlela yonke into ishintsha ngayo phambi kwamehlo ethu. Ngoko wabuza ukuba ndiza kuhlala phi ixesha elide, kwaye ndingakhange ndibuke emva kwindlela abanye abahlala ngayo. Ngokubanzi, ngezinye iinkalo, ubuninzi ekupheleni kokuphila, uya kuqonda ukuba bonke ubomi baya kwelinye injongo. Wonke umntu unabo. Omnye ukhangelele umsebenzi olungeleyo, umntu uyisiqingatha sesibini, umntu ubutyebi. Sonke sichitha ubomi bethu kwinto ethile. Ukukwenza nje oku, asiqapheli indlela ubomi buhamba ngayo iminwe yethu. Ngoko ngokwabo, ndihlala nje iminyaka eyi-10-15 yokugqibela, ndibukele, ndihlalutye ixesha elidlulileyo, ngoku, ndicinga ngekamva.

Gennady, kwaye idlulileyo ikhunjulwa?


Kwaye! Kwaye, njengendoda endala, andilali kakuhle ngokwale mikhumbulweni, ndiyidla kakubi, kwaye ezininzi zifa ... Into ephambili, ukukhumbula okudlulileyo, andiyigwebi, musa ukugxekisa namhlanje. Ndiyaqonda ukuba namhlanje ubomi bubangela imeko ethile. Ngokuqhelekileyo, ngokuqinisekileyo, ayinelanga ukujonga kwam nokuqonda. Kodwa, ndithi kwakhona, ukuba ube nenjongo, awukwazi ukupenda ngepende emnyama ngexesha ohlala kulo okanye uhlala kulo ngoku.

Ewe, ukuba singabikho kwimikhumbuzo engaqondakaliyo kwaye ingamangalisi, makhe sikhulume ngezinto ezicacileyo zobomi!

Ndiyabonga uThixo. Ngokomgaqo, oku kuya kupheliswa (ukuhleka).

Unako. Kodwa kunjalo. Ingaba kukho into ebuncinane ebuntwaneni okanye ngexesha elidumo lobukhulu, ukuqaphela?

Uyazi, iGeorgia inegama elichanekileyo kakhulu: "Kungakhathaliseki ukuba kulungile kangakanani namhlanje, uThixo akacingi ukuba oku kwanele." Ngeembulelo ezintle kunye ezimnandi - ngokunjalo. Bahlala belapho. Ziyindawo yonke nakwizinto zonke. Kwaye ndiyathemba ukuba wonke umntu unayo. Nangona umntu oye wachitha ubomi bakhe bonke entolongweni unokukhumbula okulungileyo. Kuphela kufuneka ubabone, bave ukuba baqonde: ngoku ndivuya!

Yintoni eyonwabileyo ngumculi oyingqungquthela uGennady Khazanov - umsebenzi, ukufunwa, ukuqashelwa ngabalingane okanye intuthuzelo yentsapho, uthando?


Nantsi ingxaki yezinto zonke ozibhalileyo. Kwaye, mhlawumbi, isimo sengqondo. Ukuba kunjalo, kunye nokungaqiniseki kokudala, ukukhangela - ndivuya! Uyazi, mna nomkami sasinebali elifundisa kakhulu. Xa i-Soviet Union yawa, kwaye ndazikhethela ukuba ndiyifumane indawo yesikhululo, kuba ndaqonda ukuba nendima yomculi ohlazileyo ayikho ikusasa, ndawela kwingcinezelo eqhelekileyo yobugcisa. Andinandaba. Konke okufanayo. Kwaye nawuphi na umntu, ngombono wam, le nto yimbi. Iimvakalelo ezintle okanye ezintle zizinto ezithile. Oku kuthetha ukuba umntu unendawo ethile. Kodwa xa ufuna njalo-nceda, kwaye-njalo-ke, kwimpilo-le nto isele isono.

Kukho nawuphi na, iBhayibhile ithi. Kwaye ndalala ekhaya, ndibukele i-TV, nditshisa iziteshi, ndifunde uLermontov wam othandekayo kunye noPushkin, kwaye wayehlala ekhonkxa, egungqeleka: isonka sasingenjalo, ngoko ke umfazi onamazambane unotyuwa. Amantombazana am (umfazi nentombi) ahlupheke kakhulu, aphulaphule ngokukhawuleza yonke into, aphinde asebenze njengoko ndandifuna, kwandula ke ngelinye ilanga wathi: "Mzalwana wethu, ndoda, i-3 kg yeetayibhile zilapha, nasi ishizi, isobho, isonka. Nantsi imali yokutya. Ushiywe wodwa, kwaye siya eCrimea. Ukuphumla kuwe. " Ukusuka kulo mjikelo wezehlakalo ndibanjwe. Ndothuka. Njani? Izihlobo zam, amantombazana am ilahlwa ngexesha ndifuna ukuqinisekiswa, inkxaso ...

Gennady, kunye nabasetyhini bakho banjalo? Njalo kunye nakuzo zonke iingxaki?

Akunjalo! Bandibeka kwindawo ecocekileyo kunye neemeko!


Lucky wena!

Ewe. Akunakuxubusha! Kodwa phawula, nabo banenhlanhla. Ukudibana nendoda enelungelo lokunyamezela bonke ubomi bakhe, akulula. Ukongezelela, akulula ukunyamezela, kodwa ngexesha elifanayo ukuthanda, ukunyaniseka, ukunyaniseka nokunyanisekileyo. Esi sipho esikhulu. Ngoko, ekuqhubekeni kwebali. Ndahlala ekhaya ndedwa. Ngokuqinisekileyo, ekuqaleni ndidiniwe, ndahlala ekhaya, ndandile, ndisekho intliziyo elahlekileyo, oko kuthetha. Kwaye ngoku, ndingaqhubeka ndiba nomsindo, ndikhubekiswe kwaye, ukuba kungekhona kumhlobo wam - Andrei Makarevich. Ndihamba, kuthetha, kweli lizwe, nenja. Ndadibana noMakara esitalatweni. Ujonge kum kwaye uthi, uyayicingela? "Ndaphendula:" Ngoko, ngubani na oya kuzisola? "Emva koko uAndreya wagijima wangena kum, njengoko wayebeka yonke into. Uthi, "Ngaba ucinga engqondweni yakho? Kuwe isiphelo sinikele konke okuninzi: amathuba, intsapho, intlanganiso kunye noRaikin, impumelelo, impumelelo. Kwaye ngoku uhlala ebhokheni? Kunene ukuba abafazi bakho bashiye. "


Ndimele ndithi ngamanye amaxesha lolu hlobo lobudlova kumntu obandezeleka luncedo kwaye lusebenza. I-Makarevich yayinguye owehla "i-402th drop of valerian" - njengoko bethetha kwelinye lezinto zam intandokazi "I-Mystery ye-Planet yesithathu", kwaye umonde uphukile. Ngentsasa elandelayo ndavuswa nendoda ethathe isigqibo ekugqibeleni into engafanelekanga kwifomathi ekhoyo namhlanje. Kwaye ndagijima ukuba ndize ndibe neefilimu, ukuba ndizame ngokwamatriki. Kwakuyinzima kakhulu kum njengomculi, kunye nosapho lwam njengabantu abasondeleyo. Kodwa bonke basinda. Kubonakala kum ukuba siye sabona ubunzima bokuzimela kunye nesidima. Kwaye akukuphela kwam ukufaneleka kwam! Ndiyabulela rhoqo kunye nayo nayiphi na icebiso, nangaliphi na umnxeba ngegama elilula- "Gena, unjani? Unjani na? "Ngenxa yokuba uneminyaka yobudala, ndikholelwe, kuba nenjongo kakhulu, kubalulekile kwaye kuyimfuneko. Ngoko biza rhoqo kubazali, abahlobo kunye nosapho. Yaye ungesabi ukukhathalela nokuvakalelwa.

Yiyiphi into eyenziwa nguGennady Khazanov engafanelekanga kwifomathi yanamhlanje? (Akathuli ixesha elide). Uyazi .... Ke ukuba mna okanye omnye wam osebenza nabo ubheka ngokukodwa uku sasazwa okanye into enje, kuwukuphela nje ukufumanisa ukuba yiyiphi ibha namhlanje efunwa ngumthwalo. Emva koko kumnandi. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, kukho ukuqonda okucacileyo kokuchaneka kokushiya le ndlela. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, iquka ukuphazamiseka. Emva koko, ngokukhawuleza kuyacaca ukuba ngokwenene abantu bajonge "iNdlu epheleleyo", "I-Mirror Mirror", "iKarmelita" uchungechunge lweTV, njl njengaye kumntu, kukubeka ngokuthobeka, ifomathi ephakathi. Ngaba ndimele ndilwe? - ucela. Andizi. Mhlawumbi, ifomathi enjalo ifanelekile. - Yintoni?

Ukuze ufike ekhaya uze ungavula iTV, kodwa funda iPushkin, Yesenin, Dostoevsky, Dovlatov. Nangona uyazi, emva kokusebenza ixesha elithile kwi-Satire Theatre, ukuba ufunde kakhulu ku-Arkady Isaakovich Raikin, mhlawumbi ndinokuziphendula yona kunye nabanye kumbuzo othi "njani ukuphumeza umphumo omuhle ngokulandela impumelelo yabaphulaphuli?" Kodwa ....


Ngaba akukho kwimithetho yakho ukubonisa into ethile kumntu?

Ewe, kwaye le nto ayidlala nayiphi na indima, ukunyaniseka. Ndivuma ngokulula ukuba "iqumrhu", ukuba ndiyazi ukuba luhlobo luni oluza kubakho. Ndiyavuma kakhulu, kodwa kusengaphambili ukubeka phambili iimeko ezithile (ukuhleka).

Andiqinisekanga. Isimo sisoloko sichaza isikhundla sayo esihle!

Ngokwemvelo. Njengoko ndithe, ukuguga kuyinkqubo emangalisayo.

UGennady Khazanov, uvula ezininzi izinto ezintsha? Okanye ukhatyiswa ngakumbi?

Hayi, ayikho. Wena uthetha ngakumbi ngokwakho, buza imibuzo uze uphendule ngokwakho. Ngoko ke, xa kuvela ingxabano, "Kodwa ngaba kufuneka ndibe ngumhlophe okanye kwiReds?", Izwi langaphakathi liphendula ngokukhawuleza: "Kutheni umntu ukuba abekho na?" (Uhleka). Ngaba uyaqonda?

Ndicinga njalo!

Nangona ungaqondi kakuhle, akuyikwesa. Into ebalulekileyo kukuba ebuntwaneni abaninzi abantu bahamba ngemibuzo yokukhetha kunye nencazelo, bazibandakanya ngokumalunga noluntu, kolunye uhlobo lwenkqubo. Awuyiki. Ungesabi ukuthetha ngokucacileyo "ewe" okanye "cha." Xa uthe wathetha inyaniso, kungakhathaliseki ukuba kunzima kangakanani, ukuzisola okungaphantsi kunokuhlala kwiminqweno engafanelekiyo kunye namathuba alahlekileyo.

Ndiyamangalisa, kodwa ngantoni na kumntu kunye neemvakalelo ozijonga ngayo izinto zakho zakudala?

Ndiyathetha ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba andinamahloni. Kwaye, kungekho nto. Ndikhangele, mhlawumbi, njengomntakwethu ngesizathu - umdwebo wekhathuni we-parrot uKesha. Ngokuqhelekileyo, ndicinga ukuba umculi akanakuze athi ngokucacileyo - Ndiyayithanda le miniature, ngenxa yehlazo - kodwa, kule nto ndiyilumke. Ukuba umntu kwaye uyayifaka, mhlawumbi, ulala. Ngokomntu, andinelisekanga ngento ethile. Ndisandul 'ukujonga ubuncinane bamatye, kwaye ndimele ndithi ... Andiyithandi into endiyibonayo. Ngokubanzi, "uthanda" - kungekhona loo ncazelo. Ngenxa yokuba kwimeko enje, ndiyakwazi ukubukela into enomdla, kwaye ndicaphuke into ethile. Kulo kutshanje kubonwa, ukucaphukisa akubangelwa yinto encinane, kodwa ngumculi oye wabonisa. Ndithetha ngokuthe ngqo, mna.


Kubonakala ngathi wena, Gennady, ungumntu ozibalulekileyo. Ngaba unokuvuma ukuba kukho abantu okanye into ebomini ebangela umona?

Bonke abathandekayo nabamangalisa uFaina Ranevskaya bathetha kakuhle ngandlela-thile: "Ubomi bam buhlungu kwaye buhlungu. Kwaye ufuna ukuba ndibeke isiqithi se-lilac kwindawo enye ndize ndidine i-striptease. " Andiyi kuba nomona umpumelelo okanye imali nonke. Ngenxa yokuba ndinikezelwa kakhulu ukuba ihlazo kwaye ingabongi ukunyanzela abantu ubutyebi babo kunye namanye amakhono namathuba. Nangona ngexesha elifanayo ndiba nomona ngabantu abaqinisekiyo ukufa. Okuyikwenkqayo. Kukho abo bazenza nje. Ngokomzekelo, ndilapha. Ukuba undibuza malunga nokufa kwangoku, ndiya kuxoka, ndilale.

Ngoko, ndifuna ukuba bonke baphucule kwaye baphucule iimpawu zabo ezintle. Kule meko, akukho mzekelo, akukho nto kwaye akukho nto yokuyenza. Kwaye ngokubaluleke kakhulu - ube nexesha lokuphila!