Kutheni iShepelev?
Ngenxa yokuba ngokuqhelekileyo ungumntu wehlabathi. Kwiminyaka engama-27, iyakwazi ukutshintsha amazwe amathathu e-CIS (iBelarus, iUkraine, iRashiya) kwaye ikhanyise nganye, kunye neBelrusrus ne-Ukraine, ilahlekile i-Dima, iindlovu zokubetha. Ngenxa yokuba ihle (ewe, asiyi kufihla emva kweentsingiselo!), ICharmatic, ngokuba igama elisepokothini lakhe aliyi kunyuka. Ngamabhongo. Ngaloo nto uvelisa igama elithi "kastrychnik" (Oktobha) eBelarusian! Ukongezelela, akatshatanga, okongeza ekukhangeni kwakhe. UDmitry, ngokusobala, wahlala eMoscow ngokukhawuleza kwaye ixesha elide. Kuyinyani ukuba baye bagqiba isivumelwano esiqinileyo kunye ne "First Channel", enye yezinto ezivaliweyo emsebenzini wakho kumabonwakude kwamanye amazwe, ngakumbi i-Ukrainian? Ukuba kunjalo, le nyaniso iyabuhlungu kumbukeli waseMukraine. Musa ukubuhlungu. Ngoku ngokwenene ndihlala kwiLitye eliMhlophe kwaye ndayisayine isivumelwano kunye ne "First Channel". Kodwa ke, kutheni, ungabukeli umboniso wase-Ukrainian yonke? Yonke ixesha lokugqibela ndenze imbonakalo ephumelelayo kwi-TRC Ukraine "iGreyesh Chi ayikho iGreyesh". Ngokukhawuleza kwaye wamukele ngokungenasiphelo isibonelelo sokuba ube ngumboniso ohamba phambili wokuKwahlukana kweRiphabhulikhi "ngokubingelela" i-Star Factory "yethu?
Yiyiphi imihlatshelo othetha ngayo? Ingakumbi yothando. Khawucinge ngomxhelo owakhutshwa yi-TV yase-Ukraine xa ndihamba eMoscow. Ndamkela isibonelelo sokuba yinkokeli ye "yokuqala" kwaye andizange ndizisole. Ufumene phi uConstantine Ernst? Ndicinga ukuba uKonstantin Lvovich wandijonga ngexesha elifanelekileyo nakwiindawo ezilungileyo. Ukholo olumnandi. Kuphi kanye, andinakuyithetha. Kukho ingqungquthela ukuba emva koko, andiyikubhala igama lam kwisikiti kwi-asphalt kufuphi ne-tower ye-Ostankino. Ukugxotha eMoscow kwakunzima okanye ungakhange ukhuphiswano? Andizange ndidlule i-castings. Ngokuqinisekileyo ulawulo lweziteshi ze-TV zaseUkraine zenze ukhetho lwakho oluseMoscow, ukuthetha okuncinci, ngaphandle kwentshiseko. Ungesabi: "Kodwa ngokukhawuleza eMoscow andiyi kuza enkundleni, kwaye eKiev kufuneka abuyele entloko phantsi, amehlo abuhlungu abuhlungu?
Hayi, andiyikwesaba. Ukuya eMoscow kwakungekho nto, kodwa inomdla umdla. Kuye eKiev, ndichitha unyaka ngaphandle komsebenzi-okokuba amehlo am adabukile. Xa ukhangela kwi "Ilifa leRiphabliki", kubonakala sengathi uzalwe ngokwenene kule nkqubo. Akusiyo isithunzi sezinto ezonwabileyo, ukuthuthumela - ukuzithemba ngokupheleleyo, ukuhlekisa. Kodwa eqinisweni, kwinqanaba, kwijaji yeenkwenkwezi, i-maitre-santimetra. Ngaba ukhathazekile ekuqaleni? Ekuqaleni ndandiziva ndingonwabi. Kwakukho uvakalelo, njengokungathi ubeka intloko yakhe kwiTV: kuyo yonke indawo - abantu abadumileyo kunye nabantu abafanelekileyo. Kodwa u-Yuri Alexandrovich Nikolayev wayehlala ephethe isandla sam, akazange akhubekise, wambetha intloko yam kwaye ndathulisa. U-Nikolaev ufuna ukukubona? Wenza izimvo, wakulungiswa, wamemeza, mhlawumbi? U-Yuri Alexandrovich akayi kumemeza ngeenja zakhe. Sadibana nokuphononongwa kokubhaliweyo kweskripthi somboniso wokuqala "Ipropati yeRiphablikhi". Bazama izandla baze bathabe. Yonke into. Uncle Jura (ngamanye amaxesha ndivumelekile ukuba ndibize ngokuba nguYerri Alexandrovich) ngumlingane onobubele, onobubele kunye nococekileyo. Kwaye kuqala kunye negunya elikhulu kum. Ngandlela-thile kwavela ukuba sithathwa ngokuba nguyise kunye nendodana. Ngamanye amaxesha ndiyifumana umnxeba kwaye ndiva ngokuphendula into efana nale: "UDmitry, hello, noYrios Alexandrovich akukho ngethuba elikufuphi?" Andikwazi ukumelana nombuzo wokubambisana ngokugqithiseleyo eMoscow, ngokukodwa kumabonwakude apho kunamandla kunene, kwaye ngenxa yoko, bathi, zonke iindlela zilungile. Kwaye ngokukhawuleza kwiprojekthi ebalulekileyo ibonakala engaziwayo, omncinane, umbonisi onamandla, nakwezinye iindawo. Oku kuthatha njani indawo?
Inyaniso yokuba uvela kwelinye ilizwe, apha ixesha elide akukho mntu uyamangalisa. Ndicinga ukuba indawo yembonakalo yembonakalo yam enomdla kunye nokuqonda, ngaphandle kwezisongelo ezibekwe kumbhoxo emgqeni emnyango kwindlu yam. Ukukhohlakala kwezilingo zaseMoscow - iiklabhu zobusika, amantombazana, "i-cinema, iwayini, ii dominoes" engakonakalanga umntu othobekileyo waseKiev? Indoda evela eKiev, mhlawumbi, kwaye yonakalisiwe, iphosakele, iphonswe phantsi kwezinto zobomi, ihlulwe phantsi. Kwaye ndingumfana ovela eMinsk. Kubonakala ukuba, ukhulu kakhulu - "kwiintlanga ezinkulu" ezithathe inxaxheba kwi "Mdlalo Wononya". Yiyo-enye inkalipho, xa "ihlabathi-kunye nokufa kubomvu," ukomeleza i-adrenaline okanye umnqweno wokuzivivinya ngamandla? Kunzima ukuphendula. Ukuncintisana kwezemidlalo ezithandayo kunye nokuhamba kwamashishini phesheya, ukongeza, kunye nesibonelelo somhla ngemihla. Luhlobo luni lweentombazana okufanele lube nalo, ukuze xa ukhangele kuye, uchaza: "Lo akuyona i heroine yencwadi yam"? Umzekelo, kufuneka abe yindoda ekhanda. Kwaye ukuba ubone ntoni, ngokukhawuleza ukuba babone, kwaye ngokukhawuleza: "Hayi!" Namhlanje ungumtsalane okhangayo weTV, oku kuthetha ukuba ufumana iimali ezifanelekileyo. Ngaba unako ukwenza isenzo sobuqhophololo - umzekelo, unakho ngenxa yentsapho yakho ethandekayo ngokukhawuleza uphonsa yonke into kwi penny, okanye ungene kwi mibuzo enokuhlakanipha kunye ne-pragmatism? Ukuba ubuza malunga nezipho endizenzayo, ngoko andiyi kuvumela imali yokugqibela ihambe. Andivumelani nawe ukuba ukuthatha yonke into phantsi kweepenny intshisekelo yothando. Ziziphi iintlobo zeentlobo zeentlobo zeentombi, i-whims ingakwazi ukukukhupha ngokukhawuleza? Imibuzo engenangqondo, kunjalo. Kwaye kunye neminwe emide ngomunwe. Ngaphandle koko, abafazi bahle kwiindawo zabo. Ngokuqinisekileyo unamabali amathandabuzo aphelile ekuhlukaneni. Ngaba unokuba ngumhlobo "wakho"? Ewe, kunye neninzi yamandulo ngaphambili. Siya kubahlobo bomnye nomnye, sihlala ekhitshini, siphuze isicaka, siyazi, sila. Ngaba isicwangciso somtshato esilandelayo sikaDmitry Shepelev siza kuphila? Akunjalo, akunjalo. Ngoku akukho nto inomdla kum.
Ngokombono wakho, ulwalamano phakathi komfazi oneminyaka engaphezulu kwe-40 kunye nomntu ongaphantsi kwama-20 (okwangoku aqhelekanga) kusekelwe kwinto yokukhwabanisa ngokwesondo okanye ngaba kukho into yokubala kule meko? Kubonakala kum, ukuthetha oku kufana nokubhalela "onke amaphephancwadi agqabileyo kufuneka atshiswe". Musa ukwenza Kodwa kuthekani ngomfana oseMadonna? Ngaba awuboni umdla emehlweni abo? Ngaba ungaziva uchatshazelwe yindlela ayondla ngayo i-cottage ushizi kwaye uyabongoza ukuba athathe i-pantyhose phantsi kwebhulukhwe zakhe ukuze angabi nqanda? Nguwuphi ubala othetha ngalo? Ulwalamano oluhle, olunyanisekileyo. Uvakalelwa njani ngamathoyizi angamadoda okuzonwabisa: izithuthuthu, iimoto, izixhobo, iimephu? Unokuyibetha, uhambe? Ngaba uyangenangqondo? Ngonwaba ndiqhuba imoto. Ukulwa neentonga akunandaba. Kanye kunye nezithuthuthu, ndoyika ukuhamba emva kwesondo. Iimephu zikhetha ukuhlaziywa kwendawo ngexesha lohambo olude kunye nolonwabo. Kuba i-roulette andihlali phantsi, kuba ndiqala ukunika iingcebiso kwi-croupier, kwaye bayandiqhubela entanyeni emva kwetafile. Ukubukela imifashini yefashoni, iimveliso? Ukuba kunjalo, yiyiphi oyithandayo? Kunoko, ndizibukele kwaye ndigqoke into endiyithandayo, kungekhona into endiyidingayo ukuba ndigqoke. Ndicinga ukuba kwinqwelo ye-wardrobe kufuneka ibe yinto ebizayo kwaye engabizi. Namhlanje amadoda, ngokukodwa imisebenzi yomphakathi, ayinyanzele ukuba abukeke kakuhle. Ngaba uyaya kwi-gym, awudidekanga ngeenkqubo zokuziqhenqa, into efanayo? Ndiyintloni ukulala kwi-curlers kunye nokunyuswa kweenwele. Andiyiki izikrele kwaye andiyi kubona into ehlawulelwayo kule nto. Umhlaba omnyama phantsi kwezipikili unobungozi obugqithiseleyo kunobumba obungenakubalabala. Ngaba unako ukwenza into ngezandla zakho - lungisa i-vacuum cleaner, isinyithi, vula isibani sokukhanya, xhoma umfanekiso eludongeni?
Ukutshatyalaliswa kwesikhombane ngokutsha kwiphambisi yokucoca. Ndiyakunika iingcebiso. Uhlobo luni lweeholide okhethayo - olusebenzayo, olubi, olubi? Kwinkampani, yedwa? Eli hlotyeni ndihamba ngeSpeyin ngevili kwaye enye. Andiyi kukhwankqiswa yedwa kunye nam, intanda yam, amakhadi, ikhamera, kunye neencwadi. Ihlobo lasekugqibela ndanduluka nge-US ngeqela elikhulu labangane. Sasinomdlalo omnandi - olu luhambo olukhumbulekayo ebomini bam. Ndiyathanda kwaye ndilale ebhankini, kwaye ndandipha.