UMikhail Muromov - "okhupha ukhozi"

UMikhail Muromov ududuza kulo lonke ilizwe nge "Apple ekhephu - ipinki emhlophe" kuma-90.
Kwaye emva kwexesha elide linyamalale kwimbono. Yintoni engenzekanga kumculi ngaphezu kweminyaka! Waba yintambo, inkolelo-ndoda. Umoya waseMuromov wayehlala phantse kuyo yonke inkundla yaseMoscow, kwaye kuyo yonke indawo kwakukho ubungqina kwizinto eziyingozi. Kodwa uMikhail Muromov wakwazi ukusinda kwixesha elibi lokuphila. Kwaye kwavela ukunqoba kwayo. Namhlanje iphinda ithandwa kwaye ifuna. Abantu baqhayisa, bemjonga. Kwaye akumangalisi: ukucinga ngethuba lethu ngaphandle kokuba i-jigit engenakwenzeka ngokwenene.

Ubuninzi bobuchopho - ubuthongo obubi


- UMichael, wena ixesha elide waphuma kwindlu. Ngaba kunzima ukubuya?

"Kutheni uphume?" Kwirediyo, ndiva iingoma. Ewe, ncinane, kunjalo. Kodwa kungenxa yokuba ndingumluma kakhulu ukuya kwindawo ethile. Kwaye ndiyakuthatha iikhampani ezimbini - ndineengoma ezimashumi mahlanu anesixhenxe - kwaye yonke into iyajika. Kodwa andihlupheki-ngeli xesha. Okwesibini, ndandisandul 'ingxaki. Ndilahlekelwe ngabazali bam. Ngaphambi koko ndakhe i-dacha yam kumama. Oku kwathatha ixesha elide. Kwakudingeka ukuba utshintshe ama-brigades amathathu. Bonke babenxila kunye neenetha. Ndiyakhe. Umama wakwazi ukuhlala apho iminyaka emine kuphela. Ngokuqhelekileyo, ndikho kwi-zodiac ekhupha ukhozi. Kukho i-zodiac yaseMelika. Ukhozi lubaleka, lukhangele, lubonakala. Ndabona into enomdla. Ekhutshiwe, khangela. Musa ukuphikisana. Ndiyakrasa ngaphezulu. Apha, umzekelo, ndifumene kwindlu yomlomo. Ukuphefumlelwa kwafika kum, kwaye ndayifaka umfanekiso kwisibuko esinomlomo. Ndibhalela ngaphezulu. Amabali enomdla kakhulu. Uninzi uhlekisayo. Ivesi. Kodwa kwiingqungquthela yonke into iyakhayo kuphela. Apha eGriboedov - isihlobo sam emgceni wobazali - umdlalo obizwa ngokuthi "Yeha kwi-Wit". Kutheni? Kodwa kuba xa kuninzi ubuchopho, kukuthetha ngokunyanisekileyo, kunzima ukulala ngenye ixesha. Ngamanye amaxesha ndide ndibuyele ebusuku. Ndiyicinga - elinye ixesha! Kwaye ndibhala ngokukhawuleza. Kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ubuqili bavuke. Nantsi undinike iindidi: "I-Weathervane weathervane weathervane - I / i-weathervane weathervane weathervane -I". Kwaye ndilala, ndilale, ndilale, ndilale, ngokukhawuleza ndaphinda ndabhala ingoma ethi "Vane". Ngaba i-synkopki enjalo. Ngokukhawuleza waqala ukuvakala. Ndiyathanda ukutshintsha yonke into. Andinayo enye: Ndenze enye ingoma-yee, yaba yimpumelelo. Kwaye kuqhubeka kulo mlambo uhamba.

- Kodwa kutheni abantu abaninzi bazi kuphela "iiApile ekhephu"?

- Umjikelo wase-Afghan? Naye "Weathercock"? Kwaye "Amanzi ashushu"? Hayi-hayi. Andiyenzi nje kwizinto ezintle. Ezi zikhasino zizo zonke izinto ezingenangqondo. Ewe, wadlala kwibhola lebhola ("Starko." - EK). Kodwa kwakukho abantu abangcolileyo apho. Abo ndiqalise nabo, abafana abalungileyo, kwaye ke banxulumana nabanye. Ndaye ndahlala kwindawo elele ngaphantsi kwesi sivumelwano, endibiza ngokuba "ekuqaleni". Abantu, siya kubaxelela njalo, beba. Ngaba unokucinga? Umxhasi unika ibhasi aze asasaze imali kubafana - ibhonasi kwimali. Wayeyithanda indlela esidlala ngayo, waza wagqiba ekubeni asikhuthaze. Ngoko omnye wabaququzeleli uyasondela kuye, uqala ukutsala imali yakhe kuye. Ubeka ephaketheni lakhe. Kwakunjalo! Ngesihlandlo sesibini sasiyidlala kwakhona - safumana umrhumo, ndacetyiswa: "Masihlangane kunye neqela lethu lobuchwepheshe: kunye nabasersurs - nabo bonke ... kwaye sizithobe." Kodwa abantu abafanayo baphinde baphinde bathi: "Ewe, wonke umntu uye wanikwa! Kakade bonke baye bafumana umvuzo wabo! "Kwaye ndicinga ukuba:" Ewe, andinako ukunika imali engaphezulu? Usizi, akunjalo? "Konke oku kundisusa.

- Ngaba uhlala ungena kwibhotile?

- Ewe, kutheni? Ewe, makhele kule mali! Hayi ndiya kuzihlazisa? Ewe, ndiyakunika ebusweni. Ngokuyinhloko ngenxa yokunyaniseka. Okanye ngenxa yamagama athile andinako ukuma. Kwakukho amaxesha apho ndilwa ndedwa nabantu abalishumi elinesibhozo. Ubuso bebukeka njengengcibilizi yamanzi. Le nto ngeSolntsevskimi ndikhubekile. Ndaxelelwa igama elibi. Ndagqiba ekubeni ndishiye le ngxaki. Ndinqumle abathathu kubo. Kodwa unokwenza ntoni xa unabantu abashumi elinesibhozo? Kukho, ngaphandle, indawo esincinci yayingenako ukuhamba. Ndaxhonywa kwiingalo zabo njengezintambo. Ndabanjwa ngamathathu ngesandla esinye kunye ezintathu kunye nomnye. Kwaye aba bantu banamandla. Bandibetha. Kwaye emva koko wahamba, yikho konke. (Ngoqhayiya.) Kodwa ndiyinqumle yonke into emithathu. Sebeyingxenye yezinto eziphilayo. Kanye nabaphangi abahlambulula indlu yam. Amapolisa ashesha, i-rypalas. Ngenxa yoko, kwafuneka ndifune. Kwakudala, ngo-1993.

"Uwebile kakhulu?"

- ezininzi. Iibhegi ezithandathu zemidlalo ezithwele. Ihlazo enye. NdineMyalelo kaLenin Lev Oborin (umdlali wepiyano - E.K.), intombi yakhe uOborin wamnika yona. I-ruble kaPeter I ngumvuzo. Kwakukho umdaka onjalo, obizwa ngokuthi "Ukuba nesibindi". Kodwa yenziwa kwi-ruble. Izixhobo zithwele kakhulu. Iingubo zembatho, endithenga kuyo intombi yam - kwakufuneka ahambe kwamanye amazwe. Ewe, eninzi. Zonke izinto ezilungileyo. Kwi-militia, bayayibamba, bayijonge. Kwaba mhle kum. Ngeli xesha, la mabhinqa anqunyana. Omnye unqamle iindlebe kunye namaqanda kwaye unxweme emanzini. Elinye lafakwa kwiimimese kwigumbi lamabhilidi. Ndadibana kunye nenkokheli yabo - yena ngokwakhe wafa. Wandibuza ukuba ndibe nekonsathi. Ndifuna ukunyusa imali ukuthumela indawo. Basebenzisa abalindi bokhuseleko ngexesha elithile: lixesha lokuphuma, umqeshe, kwaye usebenzela yena. Ndathetha kakuhle, kodwa kufuneka ndisebenze okokuqala ngeholide.

"Kulo mmandla?"

- Uluhlu luni na oluchaphazelekayo? Hayi, ndithetha amakhonsathi am. Kwaye ejele ndasebenza: e-Butyrka, kwiindawo ezikhethekileyo ezibugebengu ezinobungozi ezikufutshane naseTashkent.

Ndinezibonda ezilishumi elinesibini ebusweni bam

"Uzibona njani entolongweni?"

- Yaye uyazi, ndibona nje ubuso bam bufudumele. Xa umntu ebusweni obufudumele, mhlawumbi wawela ngengozi kuloo meko. Nantsi mna, umzekelo, unomhlobo omhle kakhulu. Akukho mhlobo, kungekhona umhlobo. Umhlobo. Wayeyithanda intombazana enye. Wamshiya ukuba eme ekhoneni. Kwi-scumbag ekhoyo. Ngeli xesha, abahlobo bakhe bahlaziya indlu. Kodwa wayengazi nto malunga nayo - wayemi nje apho emlindele. Ngenxa yokuba wayemthanda. Babanjwa. Kodwa lezi zigulana zaxutywa kunye naye kangangokuba wathatha yonke into kuye-njengokungathi wayephethe uxhoba. Sel. Banikwa ezintlanu. Kwaye umgcini-bhokisi - umphathi wezemidlalo kwi-heavyweight. Wanika umntu entloko. Wanikwa ixesha elide. Wabaleka. Wabanjwa. Igosa lezempi, elibanjwe naye, laye laphazamisa intloko yakhe-yambulala. Ekugqibeleni, akanalo into enjalo iminyaka elishumi elinambini. Phantse nto!

- Ngaba awuyikwesaba ukuba into enje ingenzeka kuwe?

- Ndineembono ezikhethekileyo kwinto yonke eyenzekayo. Ndaye ndawabetha amapolisa amane, kwaye aninika imihla eyi-15 kuphela. Kuphela nje ukuba bekunxibe impahla. Bandibamba ngenxa yezizathu ezithile. Kwaye isatifikethi siboniswe ngobumnyama obugqibeleleyo. Ndaqala ukubaleka, ba-bafumane. Ngenxa yoko, kwafuneka ndibethe.

- Kanye kwane?

- Ndingumdlali. Kwixesha elidlulileyo. Ngoku ke ungumdlali wezemidlalo. Ndiyadumbula kwiindawo ezisentlanjeni, ndiqhankqalaza entabeni. Hayi into endiyenzayo. Ukusuka kwi-springboard andiyi kugxuma. Kwangexesha elide andinalo intambo yokudumbula. Ndiyakwazi ukuqaqa ngentambo yokudlula. Iwaka lihamba ngexesha.

- Kutheni oku kwenzeka kuwe? Kutheni ungena kule ngxaki?

- Ngenxa yokuba ndikhohlise. Ndinezibonda ezilishumi elinesibini ebusweni bam. Ukuba ukhangelelisisa.

- Ngaba usoloko utshintshwa?

- Abanamatyala amaninzi. Ukuba ndiyakuqokelela yonke into endikubolekisileyo, ndiya kuvuyisa ukwakha i-dacha ngokuzonwabisa. UTha-ah (ukhangele umcebisi wakhe). Uphi umalusi wam? Ekhohlo? Ingcwaba emehlweni? (Emva kokubuya komncedisi.) Ngaba uyazi ukuba yeyiphi inkunzi eburhulumenteni yaseBurkina Faso?

"Andikwazi."

- Ouagadougou.

- Ngaba uyi-encyclopedist?

- Le yidiski yam incwadi - encyclopedia. Ndafunda isigamu sikaBrackhaus no-Efron. Kwaye kukho imiqulu engamashumi asibhozo anamine. Ndaqala ukufunda ngeemfazwe zaseRashiya-eTurkey, ngoko malunga nokuhamba kweendlela, ngoko ndafunda ezininzi igama elithi "ubuhenyu". Luhlobo luni lobuhenyu, lwakhula njani. Kwigama elithi "imali", ngegama elithi "ruble". Imali ngumhlathi ohlukeneyo.

- ndikhangele ...

- Ewe, okokuqala, awuboni, kodwa mamela. Nangona sithi: "Ndikhangele." Lo ngu Rashiya. Oku kusemthethweni.

- Ngaba ulandela ukuchaneka kwentetho yakho yasekhaya ngokucophelela?

- Ewe, kwaye ungaphuthelwa ithuba lokulungisa. Ngefomati ephosakeleyo.

- Ziyintoni ukusetyenziswa kakubi kwamagama wena ikakhulukazi besyat?

"Akundikhathazi." Ndiyindoda enokulinganisela. Ndikhohlakele ukunyaniseka. Kwaye amanye amazwi endicaphukisayo. Ndiyakwazi kubo kunye nodumo. Kodwa andiyikubetha ixesha elide, kuba zonke izandla ziphukile. Ngoku kuphela kwiindawo ezipholileyo: izibonda, iipineya, amadolo, indlebe. Ndiyathanda indlebe ngezandla zam - bang-bang! Emva koko ufumane umxube.

Amantombazana am namandla kunamadoda

"Ngaba unganqabile ngothando?"

"Ndizama ukuzibamba." Kodwa kunokwenzeka ukuba kubi. Kodwa ngenxa yothando, uthando luyinto enye, kwaye inzondelelo enye. Yilapha: Ndabona - inyoka - "uhlala phi?" Ndilapha kunye nentombi edibene nemali. Kodwa wafika kum. Wachitha iintsuku ezintathu. Zonke zihlambulukile, zihlanjwe. Uthuli lwasula. Kwaye kwinqanaba le-pigeon droppings lasuswa. Andizange ndithathe nayiphi na imali. Mhle! IRedheadhead. Umlenze unqabile. Amacwecwe amancinci. Amadolo aphantsi. Amehlo amhlophe.

Ngaba uke wafumana ukukhanya kwabasetyhini?

- Kwiphephandaba, kwanaba nenani. Kodwa andinguye uDon Juan. Ndandidla ixesha elikhethekileyo leentlanganiso. Ndandinomfazi. Umfazi othandekayo - ndatshata ngothando. Thina, ngendleleni, sadibana nangoko. Kodwa nangona kunjalo, phambi komfazi, ngamanye amaxesha ndingaba nabantu ababini okanye abathathu.

- Ngaba ufumana abalandeli?

- Baxhamla kwifowuni. Kodwa andithandi oku. Ndiyathanda ukuzihlasela. Ndiyiger. Ndiyindlela yokuhlasela.

- Ngaba unayo intombi yentliziyo?

- Ndinezihlobo ezimbalwa, endithetha nabo ngokukhawuleza. Bahlobo abanamandla, banamandla kunamadoda. Ngaba unokucinga? Siye sathetha iminyaka engamashumi amabini anesihlanu. Sadibana xa ndingengabikho mntu. Emva koko ndakhula-rosros. NdiseParis - bangcwaba umakhulu. Kwaye unogogo wafumana izibetho ezingamashumi amabini anantathu.

- Uvavanya njani ngamehlo amatsha imeko yangoku kumculo we pop?

- Abantu bayayimisela. Ingakumbi ulutsha. Siyazi ukuba abantu abancinci banokunikela ngokulula kwizinto zonke. Kubi ukuba abantwana bakuphulaphule oku. Njengoko u-Himmler wathi: "Ukuba ngoku silahlekelwa abaneminyaka engama-9 ubudala, siya kulahlwa ngonaphakade." Lo mculo onzima. Ayikho ingokomoya kuyo. Lapha iVizbor ngumculo wokomoya. "... Kwaye i-skis kufuphi nesitofu, kwaye ngokwemigaqo yokudala, sihlala esiqeqeshini ..." Muzonchik apho kukho. Nangona iingoma ziphantsi kwamagitari.

- Ngaba ungathanda ukubuyela ekuthandeni ubukhulu?

- Ndihlala ndithi, xa abantu bandibuza: masihambe ngaphandle. Kwaye siya kubona indlela abayaziyo ngayo. Siya kuhamba ngamitha asixhenxe kwaye baya kugijima emva kwam. Soloko ufumanisa. Kwaye ngomunwe othi: "Kuye, iiapulo ziye!" Ngoko ke ndiya kwiindawo zorhulumente. Andiyithandi xa i-snot iqalisa ukugoba kwii-lapels. Ihlazo. Ngamanye amaxesha ndivusa abantu. Ndichitha ixesha elide ndichaza indlela yokuziphatha ngayo.

"Ngaba ufuna ukusela?" Ukhohla ehlombe?

- Kuninzi olunjalo. Ewe, ndiza kubona ukuba unjani imeko. Kwaye ngoko ndiyakwazi ukuthatha umnwe omncinci kwaye ndiphule umnwe omncinci. Oku kubi kakhulu. Hayi, kodwa yintoni? Ukuthetha nabantu abangaziwayo ngumqondiso wokuqala wobudenge.

"Bakuxelela okuninzi ngawe." Bathi bakubona khona naphandle. Uqokelela ntoni iibhotile?

"Ewe, unokuyicinga?" Oku kumangalisa. Kuhlekisa nje. Ndiza kukuxelela oku: kuba kwibakala lesibhozo andinayo ityala lokuba andinayo imali. Xa ndandiselula, ndafumana imali: ndadlala igitala kumaqela. Emva koko wenza ezininzi ze-fartsovkoy. Ngoku oku kuthiwa ishishini, ke-fartsovka. Ewe, kwakukho ixesha-kwakungekho nemali eninzi, kodwa ndasasebenzisa ixesha lesithuba. Nda sebenza. Ndenza i-massage, ndasebenza kwindawo yokuhlambela. Kukho konke xa andingasebenzi kwindawo yokutyela. Kwaye kwindawo yokutyela kwakukho imali. Ndahlala ndifumana imali. Ndenza eninzi. Kwakhona ndifuna ukuhlawula amanzi, ityuwa, kwimidlalo. Kwindlu, imoto. Kukho amawaka amahlanu, amahlanu amahlanu apho. Simele sisebenze.

I-VM yeDossi:

UMikhail Muromov wazalwa ngoNovemba 18, 1950 eMoscow. Wafunda kwisikolo somculo esikolweni kwiklasi ye-cello, ephumelele kwisikolo esiphakamileyo seemathematika, ngo-1971-i-Moscow Technological Institute ye-meat and milk industry. Ngowe-1972-73 iminyaka. bakhonza emkhosini, kwimidlalo. Wasebenza kunye neemvumi kunye namaqela ahlukeneyo ("Slavs", "Freestyle", kunye no-Olga Zarubina, uLevi Leschenko, uJoseph Kobzon, kunye ne-orchestra ye-Anatoly Kroll). Wenza ibhola lakhe njengomculi kwinqanaba lobugcisa ngo-1985 eMthendelekweni woLutsha lwaseMoscow nakwabaFundi. Ingoma ethi "Ama-aples ekhephu" yaba yinto yokuqala ye-albhamu kaMikhail Muromov ngo-1987. Ekupheleni kweminyaka yama-80 - kwiminyaka engama-90 ubudala, watyelela i-USSR nakwamanye amazwe (kuquka i-Afghanistan). I-Masters of Sports ku-Swimming, ine-2 rank in boxing, ihamba ngeentaba kunye nokuphuphuma kwamanzi.