Dope okanye i vithamini?

Sagqiba kwelokuba sihambe no-Oksanka ubuncinane kanye ukuphumla ngaphandle kwamadoda. Ukulwa neTurkey kunye neYiputa yethu ethembekileyo yahlubuka njengeSpartacus 'ibhola - apho, niyabona, amaArabhu aya kuphazamisa. Ababini basichukumisa ukuba siye eGrisi.
Iiveki ezimbini zelanga kunye nolwandle zijonge. Iphupha! UKUPHATHISWA KWEMPILO.
Ngokukhawuleza emva kokubhaliswa kweemvume, intombi yam kunye nam ndaya kuthenga izitimu ezintsha. Siye senyuka ndawonye kwelinye igumbi elifanelekileyo, jonga omnye nomnye ngokucokisekileyo ...
- Ngaba ndingaya kwi-solarium?
- Kungcono ukuba ususe iipentimitha ezimbalwa ukusuka okhalweni ...
-A, asiphose ndawonye!

Ingcamango yavela kungekhona ngengozi - wonke umntu undibiza kunye noodade oksanka. Akunjalo nje ngokuba behlala behlangene. Senza ngokwenene. Ekubeni ubuso, ngokuqinisekileyo, behluke, kodwa amanani alingana ngokufanayo.
- Masithethe, - uthi Xu, - ngubani oza kuqhuba iisentimitha ngaphezulu kwinqeni? Nabani na olahlekelwayo, uhlawula iholide yonke i-cocktails!
U-Oksana-umdlali onobungozi, unyaka odlulileyo wenza umsebenzi ngokwakhe phambi kweeholide-kwimifanekiso nje. Kwaye mna, andinako? Hamba izandla. Apho bafumana iphepha le-Ikeev lisentimitha, silungiselela idatha yokuqala: Ksia waist - 66, I-66.5. Phantse okufanayo. Ngaphambi kweholide yinyanga.

KUYA KUFUNYWA KWEZITHINTO.
Ndagqiba kweyokuphumelela, kungakhathaliseki ukuba yintoni. Wayekrekese iilekese, wafungela ukuba angadli emva kweesithandathu, kwaye yonke imihla yokuqala waqalisa imihla ngemihla ngebhayisikili yokuzivocavoca. Kuyathakazelisa, njengo Xu? Akubonakali ukuba waqala ukulambalala, nokuba i-ayisikrimu ayinqatsanga! Kodwa kwisitulo sangasemva sisoloko sithwala isikhwama sezemidlalo!

Kungekudala inkqubo yam yoqeqesho yahluleka. Ndaqala ukuguqula umshicileli kwaye ndiwudlulile, iintlungu zam zigula. Ibhayisikili yashiywe ... Iveki yesibini iya kuphuma, kwaye ibhinti elunqeni, njengoko lingalinganiswanga, lingaphezulu kwama-65 ...

DOPING.
Enyanisweni, ndide ndifuna ukuzama i-plaster ye-cosmetic "Flat Tummy". Ndandinconywa njengendlela yokulungisa. AmaTaliyane afike. Kulungile kuba isebenza kummandla we-gluing. Isibilini sinciphisa, kodwa isifuba asikho. Isiseko siseteknoloji esetshintshisayo: i-point effect greenhouse effect yenziwe, kwaye inkqubo yokutshintshiselana kweeseli iyakhawuleza. Ngenxa ye-deposit deposits iyancipha, kwaye isikhumba sichitha. Kulula kakhulu - uyibambe iqhosha ngosuku, uguqule. Kulungile, kungekhona ukuba ukhilimu. Into ephambili kukuba, ndisebenayo ibhokisi kunye ne-plasters ixesha elide ekhaya, uLusero abizelwa. Inyaniso phambi kokuba u-Ksyu athembeke ... ngakolunye uhlangothi, asizange sixoxe ngendlela yokususa amentimitha! Zigqibo. Inkqubo yesicelo yinyanga. Kwaye kukho iiveki ezimbini eziseleyo. Ndiyazibuza ukuba kuya kuba nexesha lokusebenza?

Iveki elandelayo yatshitshiswa - yonke imihla idlulisa i-band-aid kwaye yaqalisa ukupompoza i-press. Ndijonge i-Oksanku, ngokubuhlungu ndifuna i-ice cream. Ukuthotywa phantsi kwelokuba ngoku ndiya kuphumelela! Enyanisweni, kukho inkqubela-emva kweentsuku ezisixhenxe zemidlalo kunye ne-plaster, isiphumo sam sinamitha amathathu! Hayi, ekuqaleni kwexesha!

I-SECRET, IQINISWE UKUYA KUKHULU.
Iintsuku ezisele zihamba ngokukhawuleza. Kwaye ke, ulawulo lumile! Ufumene loo nto i-Ikeevsky centimeter. Ndiyinqobe, umphumo wam ngu-61 cm! Ummangaleli uyamangalisa, kodwa akangxamli ukuyeka:
Ndine-61. Dweba!

Ndothuka gqitha:
- Lindela umzuzu! Xa iibhetethi zagqitywa, ndibe nesiqingatha sesentimitha ngaphezulu! Ndiyiphume!
Emva kompikiswano omfutshane, ukunqoba kwam kwaqatshelwa. Kodwa ukwaneliseka ngokupheleleyo akuzange kwenzeke: kuyafana! Ndiye ndondliwa yinyanga, ukuhamba ngeendlela eziqhelekileyo, ndasebenzisa i-mudope, kwaye wayidla i-ayisikrimu kamva kwaye wada wawuphumelela!
"Xu, wenza ntoni na?" Ukugijima yonke imihla?
Uthi, "Andiyi kuyenza, ndaya kwidama elithile nje." Khangela, ndibe nekhosi yenyanga enye, iifenki ezimbini ngosuku. Kwiminyaka edlulileyo kunyaka nje.
Wayekhupha ibhokisi yeLusero plasters "Flat Tummy" etafileni yokulala. Ndabetha ngomsindo;
- Ingxube! - Ndiyathetha.
Uyaphendula: "Myeke, asizange sikuxubushe ngendlela esiza kususa ngayo iisentimitha." Kodwa wenza umdlalo wenene!
Ndingathini? Emva koko, kwaye, inyaniso, kwakukho umdlalo! Andiyi kuvuma uOksanke ukuba awuphumelele nje ngenxa yokufaneleka. Kodwa isazela sam siyacaca - naye akazange aphazamise imidlalo!