Ukuba inkqubo yokuzonwabisa ngokuqhelekileyo iqhotyoshelweyo kwiziganeko ezingaphandle kwekhaya, ukwamkelwa kweendwendwe kwintsimi yabo ngokuqhelekileyo ibeka umgcini ekupheleni kokufa. Indlela yokwenza iholide edibeneyo? Indlela yokuzonwabisa ngeendwendwe - imibuzo, imincintiswano kunye nezinye izinto ezithengileyo esiye zenza uluhlu lwehlabathi. Oku kuya kunceda ekukhanyiseni wena kunye neendwendwe zakho. Emva koko, akukho isaladi enye ...
Ungaqala njani ukulungiselela, indlela yokuzonwabisa kwiindwendwe? Kakade, ngokuhlalutya. Qinisekisa ukuba zeziphi iindwendwe zakho (ubudala, isondo, isantya somsebenzi, ubuninzi). Ngokuxhomekeke kwiziphumo, uza kufumana intsapho, i-bachelorette okanye i-stag party, inkampani ehlanganisiweyo yolutsha. Ewe, ngoku ixesha lokusebenza!
INKQUBO YOMTSHALA
Ngako-ke, unesihlobo esininzi seentsapho zabo bonke ubudala kunye nabafana, abasuka kumntwana omdala oneminyaka emithathu ukuya kumkhulu oneminyaka engama-90 ubudala. Ngaphezu kwabo ukuzonwabisa? I-saladi yeolidi, inkukhu, iifoto ezisuka kwingqolowa yosapho kunye nengxoxo yomalumekazi ka-malume akayi kuba yaneleyo kwiqela "lokubulala".
Bingo. Lo mdlalo uthathwa njengendlela yokuphumelela yokuphumelela kwenkampani engalinganiyo. Impahla eyenziwe ngesandla ingaba ngamakhadi kunye neesegs ezivela kwi-lotto rhoqo. Umdlalo ulwahlulo lwezinto ezintathu: iyokuqala inqoba lowo uvala umqolo wokuqala weekhadi kwikharityhulam, okwesibini - uthatha inxaxheba ovala imiqolo emibini, kwaye kwisithathu - ovala onke amanani kwikhadi. Musa ukulibala malunga nomculo kunye nomdaniso weemidlalo phakathi kweemidlalo kunye nokuphatha ngokugqithisa ngegama elibizwa ngokuthi "Bingo" kunye ne "Bird of Happiness", ukuzisa inhlanhla enjalo (ngoko unokubiza nayiphi na inxilisayo, i-jus et lemonade). Amabhaso okufuneka adlalwe makabhengezwe kwangaphambili. Ukutshintshwa kweminye yemibuzo: iwayini elungileyo, isethi isipho seeholethi, amathikithi e-movie, i-dummy, i-notepad.
Cinga ingoma. Enye indlela efanelekileyo yokusela iingoma kunye ne karaoke. Abalandeli bomculo abaqalayo bahlulwe ngamaqela amabini kwaye baphulaphula iingoma ezili-10 ezidumileyo (umculo udlala imizuzwana engama-15-20). Ukuba iindwendwe ezivela kwelinye iqela zifumana kunzima ukuphendula, ilungelo lokuvota lidlulela kubachasi babo. Impendulo echanekileyo yinto enye. Abaphumeleleyo ngabo bafumana amanqaku amaninzi.
Abathandi bomculo abaphambili bafuna ukwahlukana ngamaqela. Omnye umntu ovela kwikomiti uya kummemezeli kwaye ufumana igama leengoma, okumele ayenze (hlambulula, ukubethela umkhwelo, thintela, njl njl) njll. Ukuba baqikelele - elinye iphuzu, ukuba akunjalo-ilungelo lokuphendula liya kubachasi.
«Phantoms». Umdlalo omkhulu kunaliphi na inkampani. Isivakalisi ngasinye sibeka ingxowa okanye isikhwama se-opaque into encinci (i-hair clip, ipeni, i-keychain, njl.). Yiyo le phantom. Umntu omnye ujike umqolo wakhe kwaye inkokheli ithatha into entle kwinqwelo kwaye ibuza: "Yenzani le phantom?" Umntu ophendukile uvela kunye nomsebenzi: prokokarekat phantsi kwetafile, xelela i-anecdote, ukudansa, kucula, bonisa i-striptease (incinci inkampani, izenzo ezinokuthi zingabakho) . Oku kuyaqhubeka kude kube yintsimbi engenanto. Emva koko umdlalo uqala-imisebenzi.
"Nonsense." Iindwendwe ziyahlula zibe ngamaqela amabini, ngalinye lihambisa umntu omnye. Umncedisi ubatshela amagama amabini ahlukeneyo (bonke abanye akufanele bave). Umdlali kufuneka achaze igama kwiqela lakhe ngaphandle kokuthetha isandi. Ngomxholo ngamnye oqikelelweyo iqela lifumana iphuzu. Ngubani oza kukhawuleza amagosa ayishumi nguye oyinqobileyo. Kungcono ukuqala ngokulula: amagama ezilwanyana kunye nezithuthi. Emva koko uye kwiingcinga eziyinkimbinkimbi (uthando, ubuhlobo, uphupha, ukwahlukana), amagama ezixeko okanye amazwe.
Pygmalion. Zonke iindwendwe kufuneka zihlulwe ngokwesini kwiinqanaba ezimbini. Bonke banikezwa iibhaluni zobukhulu obuhlukahlukeneyo kunye nemilo, iphepha elinemibala, isisi, i-scotch tape. Umsebenzi wamadoda kukudala ibhinqa elifanelekileyo, kubafazi - indoda efanelekileyo. Isinyathelo esilandelayo kukuba wenze umfanekiso wesithando (umlinganiselo we-frivolity of pose uxhomekeke kwingcamango yeendwendwe).
Kukho ukhetho oluninzi kulo mdlalo: ungabiza umyeni wakho nomfazi kwaye ubafundise ukudala umfanekiso wesiqingatha sakho; ukuba inkampani ibininzi ibhinqa okanye iduna - yenze i-snowman, iSanta Claus kunye ne-Snow Maiden. Ngokuqhelekileyo, into ephambili ayilona msebenzi, kodwa inkqubo yokubambisana ngokubambisana.
Yintoni yokuzonwabisa kwiindwendwe ezincinane?
Kulabo abanomdla wokuzonwabisa, akukho sidingo sokuba nesizathu. Ngabantu abasondele kwiminyaka kunye nomoya, uhleka ngaphandle kwesizathu, uxoxe ngokungapheli kwaye udanisa ngaphandle komculo. Nangona kunjalo, oku akuyekanga ukuchitha imincintiswano emihle kunye nokukhumbula ubuntwaneni bakhe, ukudlala into ethile.
Bahloli. Lo mdlalo awufanelekanga ngokufanelekileyo kuluntu lweetetotaler kunye neepanant. Ngoko ke, ukuba yonke into ihambelana nempilo yakho, uya kufuna i-chessboard kunye neepiliti ezingamashumi amabini - ezilishumi ngewayini ebomvu kunye neyeshumi ezimhlophe (kuba zihlala ziqhubekayo - kunye ne-vodka kunye ne-cognac). Izitya zifakwa kwiqhekeza: kwelinye icala - obomvu, kwelinye - emhlophe. Imithetho iyafana nakwi-checkers, kuphela "umzobo" wesichasane akufanele 'idliwe', kodwa kufuneka inxiliswe. Izityiwa zingenakho ukufakwa ngaphandle komnye, kodwa kumacaleni kwaye udlale "kumacangca." Ukuba phakathi kweendwendwe kukho abalandeli bee-checkers, ngoko kunokwenzeka ukuba ulungiselele umdlalo wangexesha elifanayo kunye nabachasi abaninzi. Into ephambili ayiyikulimaza impilo yomphathi omkhulu!
Eiffel Tower. Le mibuzo nayo yenzelwe abantu abanesibindi nabaphilileyo. Bonke abathathi-nxaxheba bomdlalo bakhela i-analogue yezilwanyana zaseFransi ezivela kwiidinesi-ezimbini zibekwa ngokuzenzekelayo, enye-eyona ephezulu-engezantsi. Umntu onokuphosa inqaba yakhe kufuneka aphuze iglasi ye-champagne okanye iwayini (i-glass of vodka).
"Okungagqibekanga". Kukhuphiswano ama-3-4 amabini abizwa. Amantombazana anikwa imali (5-7 amahlelo eenkcazo ezincinci), ingoma yomlilo iyabandakanywa, kwaye, ngelixa livakala, benza idiphozi, oko kukuthi, bafihla imali kumfana wabo kwimpahla. Emva koko, umbonisi uvala amehlo amantombazana, kwaye utshintsha abantu abatsha. Emva koko umntu umemeza ngokukhawuleza: "Ngokungafaniyo! Cima iminikelo! "Ingoma efanayo ifakiwe, kwaye ngelixa livakala, amantombazana kufuneka abe nexesha lokufumana imali kwaye" ahoxise iipositi. "
NGOMSEBENZI WESIKHATHI SEXUAL
Ukuzonwabisa okuphambili kwikhokhwe kunye namaqela angama-stag, okwenene, zixubusha kunye nokuphuza (ngamanye amaxesha kuninzi kakhulu) kotywala. Nangona kunjalo, akukho mntu okhusela ekubeni wenze amalungiselelo amaningana ekhaya. I-Karaoke, imidlalo yebhodi efana ne "Monopoly" kunye ne "White Crow", iikhaseteti kunye nama-movie, kunye neengcingo zekhompyutha kunye ne-console yezemidlalo - kukhulu, kodwa kutheni ungonwabi kwaye ungenazo izixhobo? Khumbula: i-literball akuyona indlela yodwa yokuzonwabisa kwiindwendwe.
"Andizange ndenze." Olu lonwabo luphelele kwiqela le-bachelorette. Iintombi zihlala phantsi zijikeleze kwaye zijikeleza zivuma into engazange zenze. "Andizange ndizame ama-oyster," "Andizange ndiyiphathe kumyeni wam," "Andizange ndimbambe uPetya" ... Ibinzana elixabisekileyo linokutshintshwa libe "Xa ndithe ...", "Uninzi lwazo zonke iintloni ... "," Ndiyathanda ... "," Umama-mkhwe uthe ... "
"Iphepha". Enyanisweni, lo mdlalo nje nguqulelo olukhululekile lwe "Nonsense". Abathathi-nxaxheba babhala ngamagama aphepheni, bawafake kwisikhiti, kwaye ngoko ke bachaza indlela ekhethiweyo. Umzekelo, ukuba "inkomo" ibhaliwe kwisiqwenga samaphepha, kufuneka uthi: "Le isilwanyana esiphazamisayo kwaye sinika ubisi." Into ephambili kukugcina phakathi kwemizuzwana eyi-10. Uzuza okanye ubuhlobo okanye umntu oqhele ukuqondwa ukususela kwixesha lokuqala okanye amagama.
Ngoku uyazi kakuhle indlela yokuzonwabisa ngeendwendwe - imibuzo, ukhuphiswano oluninzi. Into ephambili akuyikuyidlulela kwaye "ayiyikuyilayisha" iindwendwe kunye nabo baninzi "andinako". Emva koko, akukho mntu ukhansele ukubaluleka nokuxabiseka kwengxoxo elula yokuthetha ...
UKUBHUMBULWA KWENKQUBO
Musa ukulibala:
1. Thenga iintlawulo ezincinci zemincintiswano. I-funnier iya kuba yinto engcono.
2. Ukuza ngamagama eekomiti (umzekelo, "iibhonksi ze-akhawunti" ngokubhekiselele kwi "Blondes", "i-Beauties" kunye ne "Beasts", njl.).
3. Ukunikezela ngolonwabo lolunye lwabantu abangafuni ukuthatha inxaxheba kwimincintiswano. Beka kwiindawo ezivelele ze-albhamu zeentsapho kunye namavidiyo okanye ufake i-hookah ekhitshini.