Kwinkcubeko yethu, isimo sengqondo esinzulu ngokufa kunye nayo yonke into edibene nayo. Sinoyiki nje kuphela ukufa, kodwa nokucinga, ukuthetha nokuphulaphula malunga nomfazi omdala onesiqu. Mhlawumbi lixesha lokubheka ukufa kwiso, kwaye umxelele ukuba angabi nxamnye, sinokuningi esinokukwenza. Kwaye asiyi kubuyika kwakhona - asiyi kufa kabini, kodwa xa sisenza. Makhe alinde ixesha lakhe, ngelixa sinobubele ubomi. Unolwazi olungakumbi, ngokuqinisekileyo, luyakwazi ukubheka i-horoscope yama-comic yokufa kwabo ngumqondiso we-zodiac, kodwa akukufanelekanga ukuba uchukumiseke ngokukodwa. Nangona, ukwazi ngeziindawo ezinobuthathaka babo ubomi akuyi kubangela nantoni na.
Aries
Abavumbuli beenkwenkwezi bakubiza ngokuba ngumqondiso obunzima kakhulu we-zodiac. Umntu osweleko ngokuqhelekileyo uyintloko. Kodwa yena uxanduva! Ukukuzisa kwimidlalo eyingozi kakhulu, uthabathe iinjongo eziziwayo kunye nokuziphatha okungenangqondo. Amadoda ahlala efumana ukufa kwabo ekudleni okudakwa, ukutshabalalisa inkohlakalo okanye ukuqhuba imoto. Nangona kunjalo, awuyi kufa. Ubuninzi, awuyi kuwela entloko yesikitini sokuqhawulwa kwezitena, kodwa i-airplane okanye i-meteorite, kwaye igama lakho lokugqibela liya kuba lifutshane kodwa likwazi "Wow!".
Taurus
Iinkwenkwezi zanikezela impilo enempilo, kodwa wakwazi ukuthatha indawo yesibini phakathi kweempawu ze-zodiac, ezihlala ubomi obufutshane. Isizathu salokhu ukukwazi kwakho ukugula. Wena ungumzekelo omhle wendlela ongenakugula ngayo. Bonke oogqirha ekuqondeni kwakho bangama-charlatans, kwaye unyango lwabo luhamba ngokukhawuleza kwaye likhawuleza emangcwabeni. Kodwa awuyi kufa ngenxa yokugula okanye unyango olungalunganga, kodwa ngokunyuka. Ngaphambi kokuba i-term "mow" ingcamango yezihlobo ezingenakuthemba, ngubani emva kokufa kwakho eya kufumana yonke impahla oyifumene ngokusebenza ngokweqile.
Gemini
Nanini na xa ushona-ngo-80, 90 okanye iminyaka eyi-100, uya kubonakala ngathi, kusasa. Futhi ukuhlala kwiminyaka ehloniphekileyo inamathuba onke, nangona ungenayo impilo enamandla kakhulu. Ubomi kuwe buxothwa ixesha elide ngenxa yobubele obungathandabuzekiyo kunye nomnqweno wokuthabatha kuye kunye nento awafuni ukuyenza ngokubanzi. Ukujamelana nokunyamezela kwakho, kungenjalo kuya kukukhawuleza kukunike ukufa ngenxa yeendawo zakho ezibuthathaka-izingozi. Ukuba uyalindela, uya kufa ebudaleni kakhulu, kwaye ukufa kuya kufumana kwiingalo zomthandi omncinane okanye umthandi.
Cancers
Abantu abafuthi bafe ngcibiliki kunye ne-hypochondria, kodwa kunjalo nje. Uza kuhamba ngokukhawuleza, kodwa ngokuzithemba uye kumngcwabo wakho, uqinisekise wonke umntu ukuba inobungozi bokuphila kwaye eyingozi kakhulu. Lungiselela umngcwabo, uqale kwakhona ngaphambili. Kodwa kwenzeka njani, ukuba yonke into ayifanele ibe yimbi kunabantu. Abantwana bakho, ngokukhawuleza xa bekhula baze baqale ukucinga, bayazi ngeentliziyo ukuba yiziphi iimpahla zokungcwaba, yintoni intetho yokuxoxela ukuba iqhube kwaye ngubani obiza ukuba avuke. Kodwa, nangona ulungiselelo olunzulu, awufuni ukufa ekuqaleni. Kodwa ngokwenene ndifuna ukuva ukuba uyathandwa, kwaye abayi kuyeka ukufa kwabo!
Iingonyama
Awufuni ukuvuma ukuba unokufa ngexesha eligugile ukusuka ekubeni umzimba uphelelwe. Kubuhlungu ngandlela-thile! Umngcwabo wokufa ngokusindisa umntu, umzekelo, ikati ephuma emlilweni, ibhinqa eliphantsi kwesitimela, okanye, ekugqithiseni, liphule iparachute engavulwa. Kodwa hayi! Ungabi iqhawe lakho! Unamathuba amaninzi okushiya eli hlabathi elibhubisayo ngeentlanzi ezihlazo. Awuziqhayisi ngeso sizathu sokufa kwihlabathi, kwaye awuyi kubhala kwiimemori. Ngoko, ukuba ufuna, ufa, ube ngudumo, unyamekele impilo yakho kwaye cwangcise i-mortal feat yakho eduze nejubhi lekhulu leminyaka.
Virgo
Nguwe kuphela umqondiso osuka kwimbuthano ye-zodiac engavumelani nemithetho yendalo yonke, kuba ngokufayo kufumaneka ngenye indlela. Ngoko ke! Wena, njengekati, unobomi abathandathu, kwaye unentloni ngokwaneleyo ukufa ubuncinane kathathu. Kodwa uhlala uphephile kwaye emva kokuzama ukuzibulala, kwaye emva kokuhlaselwa kwe-maniac ke yena ngokwakhe uya kuthatha iinyawo zakhe, kwaye emva kweengcambu zeengozi eziyingozi. Yaye uya kufa ngokuguga, malunga neminyaka engama-70 ukuya kuma-80, xa uchitha zonke izihlobo zentsapho zakho kunye nolunye uhlobo olusolungelayo marasmus kuwe.
Isikali
Ukholelwa emva kokufa, ngoko ke, ngaphandle kokulungiswa ngokucokisekileyo, awuyi kuya kwindawo yokufa, kodwa awuhlosi ukuba uthetha ubomi ngaphambi kwexesha. Ukuqala kwindawo ethile ukusuka kwiminyaka yobudala, uza kulandela impilo yakho, yenza okulungileyo, uye ecaweni, vumela izono zakho, kunye nokufana - ukubetha iminyango yazo zonke iiklinikhi ukuze oogqirha baqinisekise ukuba kusencinane ukuba baxelele umbingeleli ukuvuma kwangoku. Ngeentetho zabo uza kufumana wonke umntu, kwaye baya kuphefumula xa befa uya kuthathwa kwiCandelo No. 6.
Scorpio
Uhlala ukhangele ukufa kwakho. Akunjalo nje kuphela, unomqondiso osisigxina kakhulu, kwaye uhlale uzifumana apho izingozi, umlilo, ukuqhuma, kunye nezifo zithinteka kakhulu. Oogqirha abazithembi wena, kodwa unogqirha nabagqwetha. Mhlawumbi oku kungenxa yokuba zikhokelo ezilungileyo kwilizwe elithile? Lahla lo msebenzi. Musa ukugubha ukufa! Yena ngokwakhe uza kuza kuwe, kodwa kwindawo ethile phakathi kweminyaka engama-60 no-90. Uya kukuthabatha ephupheni okanye, njengoko uphuphayo, uya kuThixo, azibingelele kwabanye ebomini, okanye emva kokufa, unike amalungu akhe inceba.
Sagittarius
Awazi ukuba ukwesaba ukufa. Wena, ke, uqaphela ukuba uthando lwakho lokuzonwabisa, ukuzonwabisa kunye nokuphila ngokungenasiphelo kudla ngokungahambelani nobomi. Ewe, makube njalo! Uqinisekile ukuba ebomini inani lonwabo lubalulekile, kungekhona iintsuku! Ngoko ke, iSagittarius engaqhelekanga inokuphila kwiminyaka engama-50. Unethuba lokuhlangabezana neminyaka yobudala, ukuba xa uneminyaka engama-50 uboshwe kunye neentengo ezimbi kakhulu, uya kuncitshiswa ngokukhawuleza kwindlela kwaye uzinikele kwisiqingatha sesibini ebomini bakho kwiBuddhism, okanye okanye ubuncinci ekuhlaleni umvundla.
ICapricorns
Ukukhathazeka kwakho kunye nokulindela ingxaki engenakukuphepha kuya kuzisa, nokufa - lula. Kodwa nangona ekufeni akukho zizathu ezinjalo malunga nezifo ezinokuzibiza, njengawe. Usuvele uzame wena kunye nesifo esibi, kunye nesifo senhliziyo, kunye ne-Ebola entsha entsha. Akuncedi? Ubomi abushiyi? Kulungile, phila ngoku! Yonke into ihamba phambili kuwe. Kodwa awufaki kwisifo esiqhekezayo, kodwa ngenxa yezinto ezimbi ezingabonakaliyo: ukuqikelela kokutya okunobungozi, utywala, ukutshaya okanye iziyobisi. Ngoko, awuyi kutyhukela ngokuqinisekileyo!
Aquarius
Ukhawuleza ukuba uphile, kuba ubomi buyingozi kwaye bukhohlakeleyo, awukwazi ukuba uya kuphuka kwindawo enomdla kakhulu. Kodwa endaweni yokunandipha ubomi kwisifuba esipheleleyo, udlula ixesha kwiinkxalabo kunye nokuqikelela okubuhlungu, ngendlela oya kuthathwa ngayo ngokufa. Emva koko, izingozi zilinde kwiinyawo zonke - ngoko itena ekhanda lakhe, ngoko umqhubi onxilisayo, umsila owonakele. Akukho xesha lokuphila, kufuneka sicinge kwaye singabandakanyi yonke ingozi! Yaye yilapho intliziyo yakho izakuyeka kwaye iyeke. Emva koko ukuthula okude kulindelwe kuza kuza!
Intlanzi
Kulo bomi uza kuwuchitha "kwi-jamb" elineenkwenkwezi ezininzi, abahlobo, abahlobo bakho abahlobo, abamelwane, osebenza nabo kunye noThixo uyazi ukuba ngubani ongenakukuvumela ukuba uzive unesizungu. Uloyiko lwakho lokufa, apho ungafa khona nawuphi na umzuzu, kuba umntu, nakwisihlwele esikhulu kunazo zonke "abantu abasondeleyo", uhlale elololiwe. Ukuba ulutsha ungasindiswa ngokukhuselekileyo, ungasweleka kwixesha lokuguga kwaye ujikelezwe yimbewu eninzi.