Ndiyakuhalalisela ngomhla we-akhawunti-into enhle kwaye ehlekisayo, kwiprose nevesi. Lungiselela ukunyanzela okulungileyo kwi-akhawunti yomphathi weqela, oogxa bamadoda nabasetyhini

Naliphi na inhlangano yanamhlanje idibene neentlawulo zemali kwaye irhafu. Wonke amaxwebhu okunika ingxelo enxulumene nemisebenzi yawo kufuneka aqhutywe ngokuhambelana neemfuno zikaRhulumente: ngexesha elifanelekileyo, kufuneka liqhutywe ngutitshala kwaye linikezelwe ngabasemagunyeni. Iingcali ezenza yonke le misebenzi enzima zibizwa ngokuba yi-akhawunti. Abaphathi beenombolo kunye namanani azinikezelwa kwimihla yoqeqesho lwamazwe ngamazwe, kodwa kwintsimi yeRussian Federation akukabikho lonke ilizwe okanye ngeveki. Ngomhla kaNovemba 21, bonke abagcini-zincwadi, abaphicothi-zincwadi, abafundi kunye nootitshala beeyunivesithi zephrofayili, abaye basebenzi kunye neentsapho zabo begubha iholide yabo yezobugcisa, bavuyiswe ngoMhla we-akhawunti ye-akhawunti kwivesi kunye neprose ezivela kumagunya kunye kunye, bavuyisana nabo kunye nabasetyhini benomdla, okanye imigca yeprosaic.

Ndiyakuvuyela umgcini-mkhulu-mlandisi ngomhla we-akhawunti ye-akhawunti

Ngokuqhelekileyo umsebenzi we-accountant uqala ekupheleni kweziko lemfundo leprofayili. Ngamanye amaxesha umsebenzi wokuphumelela uwanele ukudlula iikholeji zokuqeqeshwa ezifanelekileyo. Kuphela emva kokuba ufunde umsebenzi, ingcali ingathatha isikhundla esifanelekileyo kwintlangano. Imisebenzi yomgcini-nkcazo ibanzi ngokwaneleyo kwaye ihlukeneyo, ngelizwi, ukulungiswa kwazo zonke iintengiselwano kunye nentsebenziswano kunye namanqanaba. Kodwa kuxhomekeke kwisebe loqoqosho apho inkampani isebenza ngayo, uhlobo lwemisebenzi yomgcini-mali luyahluka. Kungakhathaliseki ukuba oku kukhankanywe apha, umsebenzi we-akhawunti uquka uxanduva olukhulu: ukusuka ekufundeni nokubhala nokubhala iirekhodi, i-future future ye-ishishini iyaxhomekeka. Kunzima kakhulu kumgcini-mlawuli-mkhulu, ufanele uvuyiswe ngokunyanisekileyo ngosuku lomgcini-akhawunti kunabanye. Ukuba ugqiba ukuhlonipha oogxa bakho kwiholide, musa ukulibala ukuthabatha ukunyanzela umgcini-mlandisi oyintloko ngomhla we-akhawunti yomthengisi.

Ngomhla omangalisayo, omangalisayo kunye oqaqambileyo, ndifuna ukukuhalalisa ngomhla we-akhawunti. Njengomntu osebenza kunye namanani, ndingathanda ukuba baninzi ukuba banqwenele ukuvuyela idijithali: iintsuku ezingama-365 ngaphandle kwezikhalazo kunye nokudumala, ubusuku obungama-365 ngaphandle kwezinyembezi, iiveki ezingama-52 zengqondo ebonakalayo kunye nemibala ebonakalayo ebonakalayo, iinyanga ezili-12 ngaphandle kwesifo, ukuxabana kunye neentlungu. Kwakhona unyaka wonke wovuyo, uthando, inhlanhla, ukuzonwabisa kunye neziganeko ezintle kwaye zivuya kakhulu! Ukongeza, imihla ngemihla, maye bakuphishekele iiyure ezingama-24 zokumamatheka, imizuzu engama-1440 yeengcamango ezintle kunye nemizuzwana engu-86,400 yolonwabo yonke imihla! Ndiyakuvuyiswa ngeholide yakho yobugcisa!

Ngomhla womgcini-akhawunti, ndiyamkela ukunyaniseka kwaye ndifuna umnqweno ophumelelayo kunye nempumelelo emitsha. Kakade, uqeqesho lwakho luyimfuneko kwaye luxanduva. Wena, njenge-sapper, unelungelo lokwenza impazamo, kuba ininzi neengxaki zemali. Kodwa, kulo suku lomthendeleko, ndifuna ukunqwenela wena kuphela impumelelo yobugcisa. Nangona kunjalo, akusiyo indawo ebeka umbala kumntu, kodwa umntu ohlala kuyo. Ngoko, ndinqwenela ukuba uhlale unhle, unqabileyo, ujabule kwaye unomdla. Ndiyathanda ukuba ubomi bakho buzele iziganeko ezivuyayo kunye nemihlali enelisayo, ezele uthando, impilo kunye nolonwabo olukhulu! Kwaye umsebenzi windlela nje yokuphila njengoko ufuna! Uvuyo Lusuku kuwe, othandekayo!

Mlawuli oMkhulu oyiNtloko! Andiyikhathazeki ukuba iposi lakho libizwa ngokuba yintoni na - ukuba ndihlala njalo kwaye uya kuba ngumlingisi obaluleke kakhulu, kuba andizange ndidibanise ebomini bam kungekhona i-akhawunti yomphathi. Unyaka wonke ndizama ukukuhalalisa kungekudala nje, kodwa nakwi-inflorescence, kuba ubuhle bamazwi wam buxhomekeka ... O, kuxhomekeka kakhulu! Kwaye ke ngomso ndiya kuqala ukulungiselela intetho yokuvuyisana ngomhla olandelayo we-akhawunti. Kwaye namhlanje ndiyanincoma ngokunyanisekileyo kwiholide yakho yobugcisa kwaye ndikunqwenela onke amazwi oya kukuva namhlanje, sonke sasilungele ukukuxelela kusasa, umhla olandelayo ngomso nangayiphi na imini. Vuyiswa!

Ukuvuyisana kakhulu ngeliqela ngomhla we-akhawunti

Ekubeni umhla osemthethweni weeholide yobugcisa "ye-digital" awusayi kusekwa ngumthetho waseRashiya, ukuvuyisana kakhulu ngoMhla we-akhawunti-mali ungaboniswa kwikomiti ngolunye lweentsuku ezilandelayo: Ngayiphi na imihla ekhankanywe ngasentla, intlonelo enkulu yeqela ngomhla we-akhawunti ye-akhawunti-mali iya kubakho. Into ephambili iya kugqitywa kwangaphambili kunye nomhla kunye nexesha lokulungiselela imigca ngezimnqweno. Ulibale usuku lweeskrini zePro kunye namagundane. Izibalo, iingxelo ... Konke kuza kugqitywa kamva. Namhlanje wethu umhla! Siza kuhlala sihlekise, siphuphe i-GOA kunye neenkosana zamantombazane. U buvila bude! Siza kuqalisa ekuseni Ngethokoleta kunye netiyi, Siza kubakhombisa isidlo sesidlo esinomdla kunye neCognac - Asinakwenza nantlungu! Vumela izilinganiso ibhalansi Amanye amasebe, Ukuqhubeka nokuhlonipha umsebenzi onzima. Amantombazana, yonke into yokutya!

Ngomhla womgcini-ncwadi, bahlobo, ndifuna ukuvuyisana nani, ngumsebenzi wenu. Ukuba ucinga ngobuchule, kufuneka unikezele ngenxa - sigubha iholide yethu yenkampani kwakhona. Silindele kunye neebhonasi kunye neebhonasi, Maye, maxa wambi, memezele njengengonyama, kodwa ndikholelwa ukuba "usemxholo". Bakho ngokuthembeka! OyiNtloko yakho.

Usuku lomgcini-akhawunti, bafana, Usuku olubalulekileyo, Iholide yabasebenzi abathobekileyo, Yonke ingqalelo iya kuthunyelwa! Umphathi wohlahlo lwabiwo-mali uya kuwubeka, ngokuba akukho nqaku - Imali yokuchitha itiye, ngokuba i-champagne kunye neefake, "i-Babka" iya kuphuma. Sineyona yethu encinci, makhe sangeze, i-akhawunti-ncoma!

Encoma ngenyameko kwindinyana kunye nosuku lwabafazi be-akhawunti

Ngokuqhelekileyo, ukuhlonipha abagcini bezinto ezinobuncwane abanakho ngokupheleleyo. Nasiphi na isibheno kwinhloko yombuso malunga nokusekwa kweeholide lobuchwepheshe ayifumananga nayiphi na impendulo. Mhlawumbi kwixesha elizayo kufuphi nomhla wabantu, ukuhlawula amanani imihla ngemihla, kubonwa njengegosa. Kodwa namhlanje, ukulungiswa kwemibhiyozo kunye nokuncoma abagcini-mabhinqa bamadoda nabasetyhini bawa yedwa: izimbali kunye nezipho zemveli, mhlawumbi ibhonasi kunye nezifiso zomlomo okanye ezibhaliweyo. Uvuyo oluhle ngoMhla we-akhawunti kwivesi-kubafazi, kunye nemigca ehlekisayo kunye namanqaku okudabuka-kumadoda! Makhe sifumane kulolu suku Ngamazwi aqhelekileyo ukuvakala kwintsholongwane Sonke siza kuxolela kwaye siyiqonde yonke into NGOKUBALULEKA kwentliziyo nomphefumlo siya kufumana umnqweno Maye ebomini bakho kuya kuba ne-DEBET yenjabulo yoPhumelelo, ukunyamekela, uthando Ukuvumela i-CREDIT ukususa yonke imozulu engalunganga Iya kunciphisa iintsuku ezinqabileyo Kwi-TRENDS yobubele ibambe Baya kwandisa ubulumko kunye nokunyamekela kwabo. Ngenxa yoko, siya kufumana i-BALD - IMPILO kwaye lo ngumsebenzi onqwenela kwaye obalulekileyo!

Ulibale ibhalansi, uphinde ubeke i-calculator, ingxelo ayiyi kusuka kuwe. Makhele namhlanje ngokugcwele, Uthando nenhlanhla kuya ku-akhawunti! Kwilahleko makungabikho uvuyo, uxhalabe, ngokugqithiseleyo-impilo, inhlonipho nempumelelo. Yaye ungesabi ukwanda kwamaxabiso kunye neerhafu, Umsebenzi, zama kwaye ube ngowona nto!

I-Accountant - iingxelo, izibalo, izilinganiso, Ewe, itiye iphakathi komsebenzi, amaxesha amahlanu, kungenjalo, Ewe, ukuhleka ngawe ngokwakho, malunga nentombazana, Ngelo xesha, kufuneka ukhangele kakhulu! Siyavuyisana nabagcini-zimali bethu abakhutheleyo, Sifuna impumelelo kuzo zonke izinto ezimangalisayo, Ukuba ne-openwork hhayi nje ngamasotokisi, Ukuhlaselwa ngokugqithiseleyo kwingxelo, Ukuze uvuyo lomsebenzi luhlale luziswa, Nabo bonke bavakalise - iingxelo - amandla!

Imfono emfutshane ihalalisela ngomhla we-akhawunti yomntu

Ngokwexesha elide elisungulwe ngomhla kaNovemba 21, bachitha imikhosi evuyokileyo, ngexesha apho badla nabo kunye nabo okanye izalamane zabo, bavule imfutshane abantu kumhla we-akhawunti, banqwenela inhlanhla, ubutyebi kunye nempilo entle. Abafazi banikela izipho ezingumqondiso kumadoda abathandayo abathandekayo, abahlobo bakho babonisa izipho ezipholileyo (izixhobo zeofisi, iipuzzle zengqondo okanye utywala obubi). Musa ukulibala iindwendwe kunye nomlomo othokozayo ngoMhla wabagcini-zimali kumadoda. Amantombazane amnandi kunye neenqweno ezinqwenelekayo anokukwazi ukubeka umthendeleko ngezwi elihle kunye nesimo sengqondo esifanelekileyo. Iingxowa kunye neendleko, intuthuko, imivuzo, Ukuhlawula i-calculator, ukubala iindleko, Inzuzo kunye neengeniso - yonke into iya kuthathwa ingqalelo, i-akhawunti ye-akhawunti ehamba phambili! Namhlanje kwiholide efanelekileyo ndifuna indawo engafanelekanga: Vumela ukuzihlaziya, Ingxelo kwikhompyutheni ayikho inkunkuma, Intaba yamaphepha ayiyi kubaleka. Ngeholide yakho ndifuna ulwandle lweentsikelelo! Ukuzalisekisa umnqweno we-fishfish, kwaye emlonyeni uhlala utyumla!

Debet, kredit, avizovka, Sisoloko siqhutyelwa kwi-trance, kuphela umgcini-akhawunti onokuthi ahambe, Bala i-balance sheet, Nika i-asethi, i-VAT ukubuya kwi-asethi, Yamkela iimpahla, Hlawula i-L / C. Siyavuyiswa ngomhla wakho kubo bonke ababazi lo msebenzi: Musa ukuphula kwaye ungadli, Ingqondo ebalulekileyo.

Ngubani ohlala ngaphambi kobusuku bobusuku, okwenza i-quart. ingxelo? Ngubani ohamba emva kokuphuma emsebenzini ngaphandle kobusuku obumnyama? Uhlobo luni lomqeshwa lo nguStakhanovite? Ungumgcini-akhawunti wethu-mnandi, kubalulekile, othandekayo! Siyavuyisana, sivuyisana, siyavuya kakhulu, siyayithanda! Emva kwakho konke, sonke siyazi ukuba ngababhali bezinto ezibalulekileyo!

I-Comic ihalalisela oogxa kwi-Day of accountant

Ngomhla we-akhawunti yomntu ononophelo olukhethekileyo ukuququzelela amaqela ebambisene. Imisebenzi iqhutyelwa kwiiofisi, iivenkile okanye zokutyela. Ngexesha lokubhiyozela, oogxa babelana ngamava abo kwaye baqhayisa ngemiphumo emitsha, kunye nokubulela ababhali bee-akhawunti ngokusebenza kanzima kunye namabhaso athile ngokugqithiseleyo idiplomas kunye nemiklomelo. Abagwenxa nabo bafuna ukubancoma abo basebenzisana nabo ngeengqungquthela ezihlaziyiweyo ngoMhla we-akhawunti. Iimpawu ezihlekisayo zivumela wonke amalungu eentsapho ezinkulu zokugcina imali ukuba ahlaziye kunye kunye nokuzonwabisa bonke iindwendwe zeeholide. Ukunconywa ngoMhla we-akhawunti yomsebenzi we-akhawunti kunye noomntu. Amafu omnyama wethu umgcini-mali - Ukhanyisa ingxelo yenyanga! Siyakwazi ukuyiqonda, abafana - Iphepha kunye namanani umjikelo ... Ebuchopho, inkohlakalo, amehlo ayazisela.

Bonke oogxa bama-akhawunti, Ngaphandle kokuzisola ngamazwi anomnene, Ndiyakuvuyela kwaye ndiyathanda, Ukuze wonke umntu abe nempilo, Kwindlu kwakuyikomityi epheleleyo, Ubomi bethu bunzima, Abahlobo bethu basinceda, Nentsapho yam intanda. Ukwenza abantwana bavuyiswe, Baye basinika abazukulu, Kwaye baphila kweli lizwe Kuninzi-kangakanani na oyidingayo!

Imali ibathanda i-akhawunti ngqo, Ngubani, njengoko kufanelekile, uya kufumana yonke into? Mlandisi othandekayo, Kuya kubakho inzuzo! Yaye umvuzo uya kubala kwaye uya kuvalwa kunye ne-year plus! Phonsa, phinda uze ulwahlule, Phindaphinda uze ukhangele, Kuze kube yintenki, yonke into iya kuyifumana, Akukho mntu uya kulahla. Kwaye abantu abanokwethenjelwa, Musa ukuvuyisana - akunakwenzeka, Ngoko khawuleza, Nika imfudumalo emphefumlweni, Loo mini, othobekileyo, owenza umsebenzi omkhulu, Usuku ngemini, unyaka, Siya kuthi, bahlobo, phambili!

Uvuyiselo ngomhla we-akhawunti yomntu-mali uphantse uncwadi oluhlukeneyo lwencwadi. Iimpawu ezihle, ezihlekisayo nezihlekisayo kwindinyana kunye neprose yamadoda kunye nabasetyhini baneempawu ezithile: iziqulatho zesigama esicacileyo, amanqaku okugculela kunye neenqweno zengqondo ecacileyo kunye nememori ekhanyayo. Khetha ukuvuyisana kakhulu kumphathi-akhawunti yakho, oogxa nabo kunye nabasebenzi ukuba banike abasebenzi okanye umntu osondeleyo kwiholide.