Iimbuliso zangaphambili zoNyaka omtsha
Umnxeba
Masiqale ngefowuni sincoma, kuba abaninzi bethu bahlala kwimimandla emikhulu kunye kwaye abahlali banamathuba okubhiyozela uNyaka omtsha ndawonye. Lungiselela iifom ngeemibhalo ezivuyisayo. Ngokomzekelo, bangaba:
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Maye, sele sele uvele ngowokuqala kaJanuwari, kwi-destiny yakho iya kuhamba ngokulandelana kweziganeko ezimnandi kunye neziganeko ezilungileyo. Ndiyathanda ukuba lonke ithemba kunye nephupha lakho lizalisekiswe nguSanta Claus kunye neminye imikhosi enamandla nangomusa. Ndiyathemba ukuba baya kuba ngamagqwetha kunye nabagcini bamagosa ngemizuzu yonke.
Vumela umlingo woNyaka omtsha uzalisekise yonke iminqweno yakho kwaye unike ingqiqo yefayile. Kwaye ubomi bakho bube luncedo ngokwenene kunyaka omtsha: umphathi uya kuba ngumlindi olungileyo kwaye anike umvuzo omkhulu, kwaye ngolunye usuku kunyaka omtsha uya kudibana nenkosana enhle, eya kuguqula ubomi bakho kwiindaba ezilungileyo.
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Unyaka omtsha uya kukhanya, ulula kwaye uhlambele kuwe, njengeqhwa. Kuza kuzisa inzuzo yakho kwinqaba yeqhwa, ubomi bomntu-i-spark ye-fireworks, i-humor-i-tartness yeenaliti zomthi weKrismesi, nomphefumlo-uxolo lwenyanga yokuqala kaJanuwari. Ndikunqwenela wena uvuyo kunye nomoya omnandi unyaka wonke!
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Unyaka omtsha ovuyayo, intombazana enhle kakhulu, ethandekayo nentlekazi emhlabeni! Ngeli holide, makhe ndifune ukuba ube unyaka wonke unomdla kwaye unotsha njengeqabunga, unomnene njengomthi weqhwa leqhwa, elihle njengeqhwa elikhanyayo elangeni, livuya kwaye livuya, njengoNyaka omtsha ngokwawo! Vuyiswa!
Ndiyamthanda! Ndiyakuvuyiswa ngoMnyaka omtsha!
Basebenzisa iinkonzo ezahlukahlukeneyo eziya kuvuyiswa ngoma ingoma okanye ngelizwi labantu abadumileyo. Umzekelo, wakho umlingane uthanda uSofia Rotaru. Myalele le ngoma okanye ukuhalaliswa ngezwi lakhe. Umhlobo wam uya kuvuya kakhulu.
Enye into enomdla: uya kunika umfazi wakho uhambo oluya eRoma. Vumela abahlobo abambalwa bathumele i-SMS yakhe ngolu xwebhu: "Lucky, uya kubona iSixeko soPhakade!" Umfazi makamangaliswe, emva koko ungamnika ithikithi.
Ukubuliswa koNyaka omtsha kwiibhola
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Uza kubona ntoni uNyaka omtsha?
Inkomo emdala yexhala?
Kutheni ufuna?
Mngcwabe kwi-snowdrift!
Baye baye apho
Ubungakanani bentlupheko, intlupheko kunye neentlungu.
Umoya wonyaka omtsha omtsha
Uya kubahlutha ngaphandle komkhondo
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Unyaka omtsha awuyinto ehlekisayo,
Umsebenzi onzima:
Ukuvavanywa kwesisu,
Ubunqabileyo obunqabileyo buyi-capote.
Kodwa i-champagne kunye nomthendeleko
Abantu bethu abasoyiki!
Siphumle, siphumule
Siya kuqhubeka ... ukuthutha!
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Umthi we-Fir, njengawe, ugqoke,
Uze ugqibe umnqindi
Ngenxa yoko, ixesha le-SMS
Thumela kulo lonke ilizwe.
Unyaka oMnandi!
Kwaye ndi nqwenela into apho ...
Uhlobo, ukwenzela ukuba ibhegi yemali
Ndachukumisa ezinyaweni zakho.
Ngoko ukuba izinja azilumi,
Ngoko ekhitshini unayo
Ivuliwe ngokungalindelekanga
Intsi yewayini.
Indlu yayiyindebe epheleleyo,
Njalo uvule kubahlobo.
Ngoko ke,
Jabule kwaye ungagula!
Ubunzima bokuzalwa kwakhona
Ukuba akukho mali yomdlali, unokuhlala uqeshisa isambatho saseSanta Claus kwaye uvuyise izalamane zakho. Ndikholelwe, baya kuvuya kakhulu.
Iimvulophu
Ngokubanzi, kukho iimbono ezininzi. Sebenzisa zonke izibonelelo zakho ukuhalalisela wonk 'ubani ngoNyaka omtsha 2016. Hlela iiholide ze-grandiose kunye namahlaya amahle, unike izipho kwaye uzihobe.