Ukuthokoza ngokusesikweni ngoNyaka onyaka-2016, uvuyisana kakhulu

Ngethuba lobusuku lweeholide zonyaka olutsha lugqityiwe kangangokuba alukho okwaneleyo kunye nobuchule bokubongela? Kwenzeka. Kuhle ukuba unako oza kusinceda kwaye akukhuthaze xa ufuna. Ngoko, masihlawule ishishini.

Iimbuliso zangaphambili zoNyaka omtsha

Umnxeba

Masiqale ngefowuni sincoma, kuba abaninzi bethu bahlala kwimimandla emikhulu kunye kwaye abahlali banamathuba okubhiyozela uNyaka omtsha ndawonye. Lungiselela iifom ngeemibhalo ezivuyisayo. Ngokomzekelo, bangaba:

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Maye, sele sele uvele ngowokuqala kaJanuwari, kwi-destiny yakho iya kuhamba ngokulandelana kweziganeko ezimnandi kunye neziganeko ezilungileyo. Ndiyathanda ukuba lonke ithemba kunye nephupha lakho lizalisekiswe nguSanta Claus kunye neminye imikhosi enamandla nangomusa. Ndiyathemba ukuba baya kuba ngamagqwetha kunye nabagcini bamagosa ngemizuzu yonke.

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Vumela umlingo woNyaka omtsha uzalisekise yonke iminqweno yakho kwaye unike ingqiqo yefayile. Kwaye ubomi bakho bube luncedo ngokwenene kunyaka omtsha: umphathi uya kuba ngumlindi olungileyo kwaye anike umvuzo omkhulu, kwaye ngolunye usuku kunyaka omtsha uya kudibana nenkosana enhle, eya kuguqula ubomi bakho kwiindaba ezilungileyo.

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Unyaka omtsha uya kukhanya, ulula kwaye uhlambele kuwe, njengeqhwa. Kuza kuzisa inzuzo yakho kwinqaba yeqhwa, ubomi bomntu-i-spark ye-fireworks, i-humor-i-tartness yeenaliti zomthi weKrismesi, nomphefumlo-uxolo lwenyanga yokuqala kaJanuwari. Ndikunqwenela wena uvuyo kunye nomoya omnandi unyaka wonke!

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Unyaka omtsha ovuyayo, intombazana enhle kakhulu, ethandekayo nentlekazi emhlabeni! Ngeli holide, makhe ndifune ukuba ube unyaka wonke unomdla kwaye unotsha njengeqabunga, unomnene njengomthi weqhwa leqhwa, elihle njengeqhwa elikhanyayo elangeni, livuya kwaye livuya, njengoNyaka omtsha ngokwawo! Vuyiswa!

Ndiyamthanda! Ndiyakuvuyiswa ngoMnyaka omtsha!

Basebenzisa iinkonzo ezahlukahlukeneyo eziya kuvuyiswa ngoma ingoma okanye ngelizwi labantu abadumileyo. Umzekelo, wakho umlingane uthanda uSofia Rotaru. Myalele le ngoma okanye ukuhalaliswa ngezwi lakhe. Umhlobo wam uya kuvuya kakhulu.

Enye into enomdla: uya kunika umfazi wakho uhambo oluya eRoma. Vumela abahlobo abambalwa bathumele i-SMS yakhe ngolu xwebhu: "Lucky, uya kubona iSixeko soPhakade!" Umfazi makamangaliswe, emva koko ungamnika ithikithi.

Ukubuliswa koNyaka omtsha kwiibhola

Njengoko igama lithetha, iinqwenela zakho ziya kufihlwa kwiibhaluni. Ukwenza oku, kufuneka ubhale uninzi lwamaqhosha okuqala kwiphepha elincinane lamaphepha, uwafake kwi-tube kwaye uwafake kwiibhola. Emva koko ubafake kwaye ucele iindwendwe ukuba ukhethe ibhola eyithandayo. Ngendlela efanayo onokuyenza ngayo i-candy, iindidi zeentyatyambo kwaye uze uzifihle kwiikhikhukhi zeKrisimesi.

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Uza kubona ntoni uNyaka omtsha?

Inkomo emdala yexhala?

Kutheni ufuna?

Mngcwabe kwi-snowdrift!

Baye baye apho

Ubungakanani bentlupheko, intlupheko kunye neentlungu.

Umoya wonyaka omtsha omtsha

Uya kubahlutha ngaphandle komkhondo

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Unyaka omtsha awuyinto ehlekisayo,

Umsebenzi onzima:

Ukuvavanywa kwesisu,

Ubunqabileyo obunqabileyo buyi-capote.

Kodwa i-champagne kunye nomthendeleko

Abantu bethu abasoyiki!

Siphumle, siphumule

Siya kuqhubeka ... ukuthutha!

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Umthi we-Fir, njengawe, ugqoke,

Uze ugqibe umnqindi

Ngenxa yoko, ixesha le-SMS

Thumela kulo lonke ilizwe.

Unyaka oMnandi!

Kwaye ndi nqwenela into apho ...

Uhlobo, ukwenzela ukuba ibhegi yemali

Ndachukumisa ezinyaweni zakho.

Ngoko ukuba izinja azilumi,

Ngoko ekhitshini unayo

Ivuliwe ngokungalindelekanga

Intsi yewayini.

Indlu yayiyindebe epheleleyo,

Njalo uvule kubahlobo.

Ngoko ke,

Jabule kwaye ungagula!

Ubunzima bokuzalwa kwakhona

Hamba umdlali oza kuhamba ngeendawo zokuhlala zabahlobo bakho kwaye wabancome ngoMnyaka omtsha egameni lakho. Yenza nje ngendlela engavamile. Uyakhumbula abantu abahamba ngeenxa zokuhlala kunye nokuthengisa abahlukeneyo bokucoca, iicons, iikhemikhali zendlu, njl. Leyo ndlela yokudlala abahlobo, kuphela ekupheleni kokubanika isipho sakho.

Ukuba akukho mali yomdlali, unokuhlala uqeshisa isambatho saseSanta Claus kwaye uvuyise izalamane zakho. Ndikholelwe, baya kuvuya kakhulu.

Iimvulophu

Amazwi akho afudumele kunye nezifiso unokufakwa kwiimvulophu kwaye ithunyelwe ngeposi. Ngoko, ixesha elide lingenzi, ngoko, kuya kuba mnandi kakhulu ukufumana kwibhokisi yeposi ukuvuyisana. Kwakhona, iiphepulezi zingafakwa kwifestile yokutya, ukuze iindwendwe zikwazi ukuzifunda ngesidlo esimnandi.

Ngokubanzi, kukho iimbono ezininzi. Sebenzisa zonke izibonelelo zakho ukuhalalisela wonk 'ubani ngoNyaka omtsha 2016. Hlela iiholide ze-grandiose kunye namahlaya amahle, unike izipho kwaye uzihobe.