Ungubani wena, "I-Hot Lioness" okanye "Blue Stocking"? Uvavanyo lwencazelo yesini

Yazi wena! Ukuphendula imibuzo elula ngaphandle komthunzi weentloni, uya kufunda ngokuziphatha kwakho ngokwesondo kunomdla kakhulu! Funda uluhlu lwemibuzo uze uzame ukuphendula ngokunyanisekileyo. Ngezantsi uzakufumana uqikelelo lweempendulo zakho, kwaye ke, ukucacisa kubo.

1. Ngaba ucinga ukuba ukulala ngesondo kumgangatho ophantsi okanye ulwa noThixo?

2. Ngaba uhlambulukile?

3. Ukuba impendulo kumbuzo wesibini "Hayi", kwimeko apho, ulala nabantu abangaphi na?

4. Bangaphi amadoda aphumelele uthando lwakho?

5. Ngaba uvame ukuphelisa uxinzelelo lokugcoba? Ngokuqhelekileyo? Ngafuni na?

6. Ziyiphi indlela ezahlukahlukeneyo izixhobo zakho zokugunda i-masturbation?

7. Ngaba unako ukuzisa umntu "kwindawo yokulwa" ngaphandle kokumthinta?

8. "Akunomhla ongenayo i-orgasm!" - oku malunga nawe? (indlela ayikhathaleki).

9. Ngaba uthanda ukuthinta umzimba wesilisa kunye nemihlaba yayo?

10. Ngaba izinto ezikujikelezayo zikukhumbuza i-phallus?

11. Ngaba unayo i-orgasm ephupheni?

12. Ngaba uninzi lwezinto othanda ukuzenza? Ukunyusa umnikelo wokuvumba?

13. Yintoni ekufuphi kuwe: i-shower elastic okanye igumbi lokuhlambela?

14. Ngaba uzingela amadoda?

15. Ukuba unokukhetha ukuba ngubani oyakuba nguwe:
a. UMargaret Thatcher. b. UMarilyn Monroe. c. Ndiphelele!
Kwaye makhe sithethe:
1. Ukuba uphendule "Ewe" kumbuzo wokuqala, yishiye lo vavanyo kunye nesitokethi ukuya kwii-serials kwixesha elide, ebusuku. "Hayi"? Emva koko u-5 usho kwiibhanki ze-piggy.

2. Ukuba ungumfazi omdala kwaye uphendula "Ewe" - amanqaku angama-zero uze uqhelane ngokukhawuleza!

Intombi ephantsi? Emva koko unamaphuzu amathathu - "Indlela echanekileyo, maqabane!" Ewe, ngenxa yeempendulo "Hayi" - amaqaku angama-5 kunye.

3. Ingaba ezintathu? - enye! (+1)

Ingaphezulu kweyesithathu, kodwa ngaphantsi kweshumi? - 15 amanqaku ngeakhawunti.

I-akhawunti ayivuli okwamanje? Emva koko ukubuza inombolo yesi-2, kodwa, hayi, ngaphandle kwamanqaku.

4. Yonke into elula: Ukufika kwiindawo ezintathu, ukuya kuma-5 ukuya kwimizuzu emihlanu, ngaphezulu kweyeshumi elinesibini - yinto! Uthando alukho kwizinto ezinjalo.

5. Ukugcoba rhoqo? - ezi zihlanu! (Amanqaku ama-5, ewe!).

Kwenzeka ngokukhawuleza? - Amathathu (3 amanqaku).

Ukudibanisa ngesondo kunye nomzimba wokugcoba? - Ezilishumi! (Amanqaku a-10).

Ewe, "akukho" kwaye inkundla ayikho - yer. (0)

6. Iindlela ezintathu? - amanqaku ayifakiwe, zero. (0)

Ukufikelela ezintlanu? - iingongoma ezintathu eziqinileyo. (3)

Ngaphezu kwe ezintlanu? - ngokuqinisekileyo ezintlanu. (5)

Ngaphezu kwe lishumi? - Musa ukwabelana ngamava akho?

Ngaba ubukho bakho bubakhokelela amadoda? Siyancoma ukuma akho amaphulo ayishumi. (10).

Hayi? Ingongoma yakho yecala yiphutha lamadoda angaboniyo. (0).

8. Kuthiwani ngawe? - Iingongoma zakho ezilishumi kwaye ungaqali kwangoku. (10).

Akunalo ngawe? - zero kumaphuzu, kodwa uyayifuna? (0).

9. "Umphepheli" oqinileyo ezandleni zakho uvuselela umphefumlo wakho, uthuthukiswe ngokulindela? - iya kuba yowesihlanu kuwe. (5).

Ngobusuku kuphela embhedeni, ukucima ukukhanya, njengokufakela indoda? - Eyesithathu kwaye ingabi ngaphezulu. (3).

Ewe, ukuba awuyithandi - zero. (0).

10. Kwivenkile, iikomkom, kunye neebhanana kwaye luhlobo oluthile lokufudumala kunye neengcamango ezicacileyo? - Iingongoma ezilishumi. (10).

Iikhokiti kuphela zesaladi kunye neebhanana kwi yogurt? - zero, kungekhona konke okubuhlungu - kodwa abanako. (0).

11. Iphupha lakho liqhubeka nokuziphatha kwakho ngokwesondo kwihlabathi eliphantsi komhlaba. Kwaye iphupha elikhulayo libonakalise iitalente zakho engqondweni, kwilizwe leziseko zokuziphatha kunye neengxaki, ngokuqhelekileyo, ngamanye amaxesha, zingcwatywa. Ngenxa yoko, "Ewe" kuthetha itlanu (5), "Hayi" yinto. (0).

12. Ukuziva nokuzungeze izinto ezintle, ngelixa ulahlekelwa yinto engafanelekanga - le ndlela yokuphila yowesifazane oyintombi. I-"Ewe" efanelekileyo ininzi. (10), "Hayi" - (0).

13. Indawo yokulala kunye nephunga leoli ecocekileyo - intlonelo enyantombazana? Amanqaku amahlanu. (5).

Kuhlamba ukuhlamba, ukuvuyisa nokubuyela emsebenzini, ukhathalele? - zero. (0).

Zombini ezi zinto, kuxhomekeke kwimoya? - elinesithathu. (3).

14. Umzingeli wendoda esuka phantsi kweeyelashes ujonge ukuhlaziywa kwendawo - akukho nxaxheba kwixhoba elikhethiweyo? - "Ewe" zihlanu! (5).

Ukuba i-princess ikulindelwe kumgca wefestile yabaqhubi, ngoko akuyiyo loo nto ayimdinga ngayo kwaye ukuziphatha ngokwesini akukho nto enokuyenza ngayo. - Ngokuba "Hayi" amanqaku angama-zero. (0).

15. Phendula i-minus ten points (-10).
Phendula b - kunye nehlanu (5).
Phendula c - kunye neshumi. (10).

Isixa esipheleleyo sisitshela ukuba:

Ukususela kuma-85 ukuya kwi-100 amaphuzu - unomtshato kakhulu. "Owesifazane obulalayo", "Ibhubesi elitshatileyo", "Iphupha lendoda" - kukuthi!

Ukusuka kuma-60 ukuya kuma-85 amaphuzu - unobungqingili, kodwa ngokumodareyitha. Ibhalansi yakho enesilinganisweni!

Ngaphantsi kwamanqaku angama-60? - Hayi, mhlawumbi, ixesha lakho alikafiki, kodwa akusiyo isizathu sokutshatyalaliswa ngesondo ngesandla sakho!