Unyaka omtsha 2010, njani ukuhlangabezana?

Umbhiyozo usekhaya. Wayeqhele ukugubha uNyaka omtsha ekhaya, kunye nosapho lwakho. Kodwa akuyimfuneko ukuba ukugqwesa kokuhlwa kuya kuba yitheyibhile yokuzonwabisa, kwaye umdlalo oononophelo yiTV. Ngeli xesha uya kukhuphisana kwi-erudition, khangela ubuncwane bokwenene kwaye ujabule ngokupheleleyo!
Iimveliso zithengwa, izipho zifihliwe, kwaye imithi enhle yeKhisimusi ifakiwe! NgoDisemba 31 unokunikezelwa kuphela kwiinkathazo ezintle. Umoya wesidlo uya kunceda ukudala umenzi wesitayela. Ukwenza itafile ye-antique: ityhuphu ebomvu, ietrbhoni zegolide, inkonzo kagogo endala, iilazi ze-crystal kwimilenze ephakamileyo. Okanye ngesitayela seNdlovukazi ye-Snow - ityhuphu eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ye-tulle okanye i-organza, izitya ze-galasi ezibonakalayo. Esi sitsheni sasibeka isiqhamo esiqutywe ngekhephu: ii-apula ze-perch kunye neepereyari kwiqanda elimhlophe elityatywayo kwaye lifafaze ishukela elenziwe ngophuli. Fantasize!

Ukukhangela ubutyebi. Ngoko, iindwendwe ziza kuza! Emngceleni badibana nomlingo (umyeni) kwisikhwama kunye nengubo kunye neenkwenkwezi kunye nokunikezela imiqulu kunye nezibikezelo zonyaka ozayo. Kwaye ke unxibe njengepirate (i-bandage emnyama kwiso lakho, i-tattoo kunye ne-bandana), kwaye uyashumayeza ukhuphiswano: "Ngubani oya kufumana ubutyebi ngokukhawuleza?" Kakade, wonk 'ubani uya kuvuyela izipho, kodwa isipho esifanele sibheke phezulu siyamnandi! Nganye yeendwendwe inikwe ikhadi-kwindawo apho ubutyebi bayo bufihlwe khona. Umzekelo: "Khangela apho ingcolileyo ihlambulula khona" (kumatshini wokuhlamba). Unokwenza umsebenzi: kwiindawo eziqikelelweyo zishiye inqaku ngokuqhubeka komyalelo wokukhangela. Ngubani oza kufumana owokuqala-ufumana umvuzo owongeziweyo!
Iindwendwe sele zikhokhele italente yakho. Ixesha lokumemezela umncintiswano: "Yenzani iSanta Claus?" Uqala umdlalo ngokubiza igama lokuqala, kwaye amaqela abantwana kunye nabantu abadala bafaka inguqu yabo kwaye baphinda ukuphindaphinda. Abaphumeleleyo yibo bachanekileyo ngokuvelisa uluhlu olude kunabo bonke. Uonwabo olulandelayo lukhuphiswano lwe-chastushka elungileyo (abadala kufuneka bafike kunye nokuhamba). Kwaye ngoko ke umnqweno onqabileyo kunomnyaka omtsha! Kwaye kufuneka - i-lottery yokuphumelela ngemisebenzi emnandi.

Makhe sixoxe nabahlobo. Nantsi oku! Eli xesha ehostlwini yakho iya kubutha isiqhelo samhlobo nabahlobo! Usuvele uqikelele oko uza kuba kukuzonwabisa kunye nendlela uhlela ngayo ngokuhlwa? Le meko ayiyi kukuvumela ukuba ube nexhala!
Okokuqala, ukunciphisa iindleko zexesha nemali: vumelani kusengaphambili, sisiphi isidlo esiza kuzisa nganye yeendwendwe, ubuze abahlobo ababini okanye abathathu ukukunceda kwi-setting setting. Ukuba inkampani engaphezu kwe-10 abantu isisombululo esona sisisigxina: emva koko, kufuneka udonse kwenye indawo kwaye ujabule! Ngendlela ekwindlu yegumbi elinye eliqhelekileyo ilizwi elithi "ngokuxhamla ngaphandle kokuhlambalaza" alusebenzi - iindwendwe ziya kuphazamisana. Qaphela kwaye iindwendwe ziyanelisekile izitya kwaye, ngokuqinisekileyo, zihlalo, ukuba usenokhetha itafile zendabuko. Uzonwaba kuya kuba sisiqhwithi, ngoko kuthatha izinto ezinobungozi - iifestile, iimifanekiso, iintyatyambo ezimbizeni. Hambisa ifenitshala ukwenzela ukuba indawo eninzi inokwenzeka ikhululiwe. Kusuka kumthi wemveli weKrisimesi kunye neetayili ze-glasi ezinqabileyo, kungcono ukuyeka ukulungiselela indawo yokugcina indawo. Kwanele ukuxhoma igatsha le-spruce kwi-plafini uze uyigqoke okanye uyihlobise i-wreath ukusuka kwiinaliti uze uyihlanganise nodonga, umnyango okanye iwindi. Lungisa yonke into oyifunayo kwimincintiswano yamahlaya. Ngaphambili, i-stock up to crackers, confetti, i-petards, i-clown noses kunye nama-wigs. Musa ukulibala malunga "neengxowa-mali" -imithandazo encinci, ii-CD, iibhola kunye neencwadi. Kulo mzuzu wokugqibela ukuba ungahambi ngeentengiso, yenza oko iintsuku ezimbalwa ngaphambi kweholide. Ngaphambi koNyaka omtsha kwi-wrappers bhala imibuzo, bayibeke kwiibhokisi ezikhethekileyo okanye iibhokhwe ezinkulu. Ukunyamekela umculo, cinga malunga neidiski ezifanelekileyo kwiqela. Uze uzibeke kwinqaba ehlukeneyo. Thenga ifilimu yekhamera okanye ulungiselele ikhamera yevidiyo. Ngaba unayo okwamanje? Akunandaba! Buza omnye wamenywa ukuba azise ngokwakhe aze asebenze njengomqhubi okanye athathe ikhamera kumntu oqeshweyo. Oku kumnandi kufuneka kuqhutywe phambili!

Awuyi kukhubekisa umntu! Nangona inkampani enomsindo ihlekisa, unomdla malunga nombuzo: njani umntu onokumkholisa kwaye angakhubeki nabani na? Landela la macebiso - kwaye zonke iindwendwe ziya kuneliseka. Ukwenza ieholide ibe yimpumelelo, ungaqokeleli abantu abavela kumaqela ahlukeneyo asekuhlaleni (umzekelo, oogxa kunye nabahlobo babantwana). Abamenywayo kufuneka babe, ubuncinci, ubuncinane kwiminye iminqweno efanayo. Musa ukubiza abahlobo beengxabano kunye nabatshatileyo, ukuze kungabikho mntu ophazamisayo. Bonisa nganye isivakalisi ukuba uyavuya ukumbona: cela imibuzo embalwa, uye kwiindwendwe uze ucinge, nokuba wonke umntu sele eyazi kakuhle. Makube mnandi loo mntu! Zama ukuqinisekisa ukuba kwimincintiswano emnandi kunye nemincintiswano eya kubakho bonke abamenyiwe. Ngamanye amaxesha umntu onamahloni wokubonisa i-initiative - ufuna ukuphefumlelwa kunye nokunyamezela! Ukuba emva komthendeleko osisiseko uhlala uhlala, memela iindwendwe ukuba uthathe into kunye nabo. Kwintsapho, musa ukulibala ukubeka iiskese kubantwana!

Iqela elingabalibaleki le-bachelorette. Kulo phondo, ukungeniswa kwamadoda kuvinjelwe ngokungqongqo! Kwaye amantombazana ayaziphumla kwaye azihlaziye ngokuzonwabisa kwabo, ezivumela ukuba zivelele kunye nokuzonwabisa! Ngaba uyayithanda le ngcamango? Shayela abahlobo bakho kwaye umeme ukuba uvakatye! Unye intombazana eyisibonelo unyaka wonke, ngoko ngo-Eva onguNyaka omtsha unokwenza umlinganiselo omncinci kwimithetho eqinile kwaye ube ngumntu onxenayo ngaphandle kweengxaki. Ngaphandle kweqela le-bachelorette - phakathi kweentombi zakho unako ukukwazi ukukhulula kwaye ungakhathazeki, ngaba kulungile ukwenza kwaye ukuba uyadla kwaye uphuze kakhulu, ungalihleki kakhulu. Umgaqo oyintloko-mema abo bawaziyo ixesha elide. Maye mahlanu kuninzi. Thatha yonke into! Misela indawo yokuhlangana - ekhaya okanye kwi-nightclub. Ukuba ukhethe ukhetho lokugqibela, kufuneka ubize iiklabhu ngeveki ukuba ukhethe inkqubo efanelekileyo kwaye ugcine itafile. Ngaba uya kumnandi ekhaya? Awunelanga ukuma esitofu ixesha elide - abahlobo baya kunceda ekulungiseleleni isandwich, kunye nokunqunyulwa kwee saladi. Unokuyalela i-pizza, kwaye uthenge konke ukutya nokusela kwisitolo esiseduze. Yilowo nalowo makakhethe unyango ukuze athathwe. Kwaye ke umangaliso onjenge "Ndiyidla, kodwa ungathandi amartin" angasongeli. Izipho zithenga kwangaphambili-zama ukuzenza zilingane. Musa ukuthenga izinto ezifanayo: intombi ziyakucasulwa! Ngendlela, unokumangalela enye into ebalulekileyo kuyo yonke inkampani: ikhekhe le-chic okanye i-Santa Claus.

Abafazi ebusuku. Ngamanye amaxesha unomona ngomntu-ukukhululeka koqhagamshelwano kunye nokukwazi ukuzonwabisa, ukulibala malunga nento yonke. Ngo-Eva onguNyaka omtsha ungazama "ukuzama" indlela yabo yokuziphatha! Ngoko, kukuhle ukubhala kwiposididi: "Ndimema kwiqela. Cinga amadoda. Siyazi nokuba njani! Kungcono! Kwinkqubo yenkcubeko yobusuku - i-striptease yamadoda kunye nabantu abaninzi abanomdla! Ikhodi yokugqoka: iingubo, ii-T-shirts, caps. " Izivakashi ziphumla, zicule ingoma kunye negitare. Ukugqwesa kwiphathi kunye nesipho esikhulu kubo bonke abafazi beli xesha baya kuhanjelwa kwi-striptizer. Yintoni engeyona iSanta Claus? Ngaba ujabule ekhaya? Yiya kwi-disco kufuphi kwaye uhlele ukuzingela amadoda apho! Wonke umntu uyilungiselela ibinzana lesithsaba kwaye, esebenzisa yena kuphela, ufikelela kumadoda alungileyo kwaye uzama ukubazi. I-trophy yile fowuni yomntu. Ngubani oqokelela iifowuni ezininzi?

I-snow-white ebizwa ngokuba Xa inkampani yabesifazane ikhululekile ngokufanelekileyo, yinto efanelekileyo yokutshintsha indawo yendawo, yithi, uye kubahlobo uze uyidlale ngokufanelekileyo. Oku kuya kufuna: naziphi na iimpawu ezihlekisayo - i-cheburashki, ii-crocodiles, i-snow-white, iindwangu ezivuthayo kunye neendlebe ze-rubber ye-foam - kufuneka wenze konke ukuze ungabonakali. Uguqulwe? Ixesha lokuhamba! Kulo ndawo, into ephambili ayikuhleka ngexesha lokuthetha, ngokokuba abahlobo abaqondi ukuba bazalwa. Senza i-hit of night in chorus: "Umthi womthiwa wazalelwa ehlathini".

I-romance-a-tete . U-Eva woNyaka omtsha uza kuvula iphepha elitsha ebuhlotsheni bakho, kwaye kungakhathaliseki ukuba zininzi iintsuku okanye iminyaka uhlala kunye. Okokuqala, ukukhathazeka malunga nokuvalwa-ngoNyaka omtsha akukho mntu unokukuphazamisa. Siza kulungelelanisa ilungiselelo lesidlo sothando! Yinakekele i-entourage: ikhandlela, umculo olula. Lungiselela into ehlekayo kwaye elula yokudla isidlo sakusihlwa. Ugqoke kangangoko kunokwenzeka ukutshatisa i-sexy - fumana iingubo zangokuhlwa, isambatho somsanqa esithandanayo, izicathulo eziphezulu. Gxi ninisa ukuba ngoku kusihlwa! Yaye ke, yenza isipho kuwe-uthenge i-underwear enhle kwaye uvele phambi kwayo into entsha. Mhle uya kuthanda!