Ukumakisha uFebruwari 23, namhlanje ayamkelwe kuphela emkhosini, kodwa nakwi-kindergarten, esikolweni, kwiyunivesithi, kwiiofisi ezinkulu zezoshishino kunye namashishini amakhulu. Inxalenye yokuvula yeholide, njengomthetho, iquka ukuthokoza ngokukhululekileyo ngamadoda kunye namakhwenkwe, kwaye, ngokuqinisekileyo, iminqweno enomusa, eyinyanisekileyo nemfudumalo yokuba isiqingatha esihle seqoqo sincokola kubalandeli be-Fatherland. Ladies bacele amaqhawe okubhiyozela ukuba asoloko engabikho nkalipho, nesibindi, onesibindi, onobubele, onobubele, onovelwano kunye nesibindi, ukuza kunceda ababuthathaka kunye nokungabikho abahlobo abasenkingeni. Ngomcimbi, iingoma ezinzulu kunye neengoma ezibhekiselele kumadoda zivakalayo, kwaye zenze i-atmospheric, jocular and joy atmosphere emoyeni, inkqubo iyazisa ama-entries ajabulisayo. Lo mbono wobugcisa bendoda awushiyi nabani na ochaseneyo kwaye wenza umoya ube nobungane, ukhululeke kwaye ube lula.
Chastushki ngamagama ngoFebruwari 23
Ebizwa ngokuba yi-chastushki-ukufumana ngokwenene ukuhlwa kwamashishini, kunye neendibano zee-ofisi kunye neeholide yesikolo. Abafana kunye namadoda baya kuvuyela ukuva ukusuka kwinqanaba okanye emilonyeni yabahlobo, abasebenzisana nabo okanye afunda nabo, bengabingelela yonke indawo, kodwa bakhulume ngokunyanisekileyo ngokwabo. Kwiingoma ezinje ezincinci ngendlela elula, ehlekisayo, iimpawu zomntu ezihlukeneyo zidlalwa ngaphandle, kwaye ukujonga ngokwakho ngaphandle nangendlela efanelekileyo uya kuhleka ngokuzonwabisa kubantu bonke, kungakhathaliseki ubudala.
Bonke abafana eklasini lethu
Ucebisi kwaye uvelele.
Onke amantombazana anikezela ngamagama
Kubonakala kungakhubekisi!
UDima uhamba wedwa,
Akukho zihlobo kunye namantombazana.
Ngenxa yokuba lo mfana
Wonke umntu usizisa.
U-Lena akayi kuthula,
Nangona kubonakala ngathi.
Ukuba umntu uyakuchukumisa,
Ukuyifumana ngeempindezelo!
Kodwa uPasha uyintlungu,
Ukhululekile kwaye ubuthathaka.
Kumele sidle iplaji,
Ukukhula okunamandla.
UMisha uyaphakamisa impumlo yakhe, njengento ebalulekileyo!
Ndalibala ngokupheleleyo abahlobo bam,
Unayo ezintlanu eziphezulu!
Sihlala kwiidesksi,
Imouse igijimela eklasini.
Kuphela kwiklasi kubonakala
Inkwenkwe entsha entsha!
UColya noVasya babekhawuleza,
Edideni edlala ibhola.
Kuthekani ngesikolo sele ukhohliwe,
Sly, unganiki okanye ungathathi.
Thumela i-sms sms,
Kwi sifundo semakhemikhali:
"Ngithumelele ngokukhawuleza umsebenzi,
Okanye ndiya kufa! "
UPetya umi ebhodini,
Ujonge umsebenzi.
Unentlungu entliziyweni yakhe,
Ekubeni ubandezeleka.
Kwaye uSergei usekhefu,
I-Lubom yaqhubela ngqo eludongeni. Ngomzuzu ofanayo, yonke into ayifundisayo
Ewe, wayibala!
Sazama i-chemistry
Yonke imveliso iphelile!
Phantse ngaphandle kwesikolo abazange bahlale,
Apha nala mazwi apha apha shishini!
Nangu uAndreya wemfundo yempilo
Akafuni ukuzisa ifom.
Siyadlala, nwabisa,
Uhleli kwicala.
Ngubani odibanisa kwi-buffet?
Ukuhlamba phambili?
Skip Kostya, abantwana
Emva koko sifa ngendlala!
Wethu utitshala uyachaza
Isihloko esitsha kuthi.
Kwaye uMaxim uhlala, uphupha:
Uphi utshintsho?
Inkulumo yethu yaseSeryozha,
Zonke ziphazamisa.
Ukuba bambulala,
Uyakhathazeka.
Yonke imini njengoko kulwa
Umfundi waseKolya.
Ngolwazi, imfazwe ikhokelela,
Omnye ungumqhawe entsimini.
ULesha uthanda ukudlala,
Memezela ngokukhawuleza kwaye usuqhekeze.
Amandla aseLesha,
Uya kufika nini emkhosini?
Zonke iitties zacula,
Sazama entliziyweni!
Siphinde sibe ngumhlobo,
Emva kwakho konke, ama-ditties alungile!
Iingoma zikaYura
Ukunyuka ngaphezu komntu wonke kwi-choir,
Emva koko ugule
Yiyiphi intlungu!
Yonke imini njengoko kulwa
Umhlobo wam Kolya.
Kwaye umsebenzi awuhambi,
Yisizathu - u-Olya!
UDima kunye nabasemagunyeni bakaSasha
Mhle kakhulu!
Kuza kuba ngabalandeli belizwe
Kubo kuqala kwiklasi!
Ndiyakuvuyela ngesondo esinamandla,
Ngeholide yomkhuseli,
Ekupheleni kobusuku phantsi kwetafile,
Awuyi kuwa!
Sinabantu abalungileyo,
Koli, Sasha, Valentina,
Maqhawe a maqhawe,
Wena, qabane, khangela!
No Sergey wethu
Kukho impumelelo emininzi,
Ulungile kuzo zonke izinto
Eentloko zendlela!
Sa chasushki savuma kuwe
Ngosuku lomsebenzi,
Ndonwabile iholide kuni nonke, madoda,
Siyavuyisela, ngoku!
Ndiyakuvuyela uKonstantin,
Ukususela ngoFebruwari 23!
Ungumntu ovelele,
Asimthandi ngeze!
Uya kusilungisa ikopi,
Uze uhlaziye umshicileli,
Uya kuzisa ekhaya,
Masibuze.
Usuku Lukabafana Abonwabileyo
Siyavuyisela, ngoku!
Sibafisela impilo,
Kulo fuse ayifuni!
UStepa ufunda "5"
Ufuna ukwazi okuningi.
Umyalelo womkhosi
Intellect.
Ukuba iDima yinto yethu
Uya kuba yisekela,
Idayari yakhe yintlungu
Ingcola!
UVanya ufuna ukuba itanki
USasha ungumqhubi.
Igor uya kuba ngumkholosisi
Kwaye uVictor - umqhubi womshini!
Zonke iitties zacula,
Ewe, yindlela esilungileyo ngayo!
Ukubetha ngakumbi,
Sazama konke okusemandleni ethu!
Chastushki malunga namakhwenkwe ngoFebruwari 23
Ukuhleka, ukuxhamla, i-chastushki ehlekisayo malunga nabafundi besikolo inokufakwa kwiprogram kwinombolo ehlukileyo. Okukodwa ngokukrakra kukuba kusetyenziswe amaqhosha amancinci amahlaya amancinci ngamaqela amantombazana angama-6-7. Ukuba zihamba ngeengubo ezintle ezihlambulukileyo zicula iingoma ezincinci ezimbini okanye zintathu, kwaye njengomculo womculo usebenzisa izixhobo ezinjalo, umzekelo, ingqungquthela, i-maracas okanye i-castanet, ukusebenza kuya kufumana i-charm ekhethekileyo kwaye kuya kukhunjulwa ixesha elide kungekhona kuphela ngabafana, kodwa kunye neendwendwe ezimenywe .
Siqala ukucula iingoma,
Nceda ungahleki.
Musa ukubheka ngathi -
Sinokuba neentloni!
Kwinqanaba lethu bonke abafana
Bafuna ukwahlula.
Ngubani obetha, oculayo,
Omnye u nwabisa!
Kwinqanaba lethu nganye inkwenkwana
Mhle kakhulu kwaye uhle,
Ngenxa yokuba uvuyo, ngokwenene,
Iqela lonke labesetyhini!
Musa ukukrazula kwizifundo,
Yonke ingqalelo,
Na ma bakala a
Uya kuqiniseka!
Vuka abafana ebusuku,
Ngaphakathi,
Baza kuxela iilfabhethi
Ngaphandle komnye umntu!
Ikota yesithathu isele iguqulwe ngokupheleleyo,
Iiyure zinezatikali,
Kwaye abafana baphupha:
Kuya kuba yeholide kwakhona!
Emva kokuzala bonke abafana
Chaza nje:
- Ukufunda eklasini
Akukaze kuphele!
Kwaye abafana bethu kakhulu
Bathanda ukugijima nokudlala. Bathembisa ukuba bafunde
Ezine nohlanu!
Ngomhla woMkhuseli, siya
Ndiyakuvuyela wonke umntu ngoku.
Sifisa nonke impilo enempilo,
Ngoko ukuba uthando lomlilo alupheli.
Ukuba ufuna ukuqina,
Simele sikhonze emkhosini.
Amava enkonzo aya kukuxelela,
Indlela yokuphila ubomi ngokuchanekileyo.
Fe bruwari 23?
Lo mhla ungumnandi
Sivuyisana nabo bonke abantu
Ukusuka ngaphandle ukuya eKremlin.
Sifisa namhlanje
Ukususela ebuntwaneni, xabisa ubuhlobo,
Khusela imida yethu,
Ukunyaniseka kwamaMama ukukhonza!
Nangona ungagqoki iifom,
Kodwa siyazi ukuba kwixa elilukhuni
Wena, njengamajoni onke,
Londoloza ilizwe lakho nathi.
Sivuyisana namakhwenkwe
Ukususela ngoFebruwari 23
Kubo bonke abantwana bethu siya kuthixelela
Amazwi amnandi kuphela.
Kungekudala abafana baya kukhula
Ikomishoni yezokwelapha iya kudlula
Ukulahlekelwa ngumzuzu
Masinyane uye emkhosini.
Ukomelela nokuhlakanipha
Kwaye amantombazana ayayithanda
Yonke inkwenkwe eklasini lethu
Udlala imidlalo.
Kuzo zonke izifundo abafana
Kulungile kakhulu
Kwaye kukho ukutshintsha
Awukhangeli inceba.
Sikucula namhlanje,
Kwaye sinesizathu esisodwa,
Ngamashumi amabini anesithathu uyavuyisana
Kakhulu kakhulu, sifuna!
Oo, mantombazana, khangela,
UVanya wenza idiza,
Ngoko, uya kuba ngumqhubi
Uze ubaleke!
Ephakamileyo emva kwamafu
Ngaba iindiza ziyajikeleza
Ngaba uVanya, njengabo bonke abafana,
Ukunyaniseka kwamaMama ukukhonza!
Hee-hee-hee da ha ha ha,
UVasya akathandabuzi,
Ukulala ngokulala kuzo zonke iindidi,
Ephupheni, uyamamatheka.
Hayi, Vasily, vuka!
Kutheni ulala ngokukhawuleza?
Bayakuhleka,
Ukuba ulele umkhosi!
Chastushki ukususela ngoFebruwari 23 oogxa
Ebudeni beeholide kunesiqhelo esicacileyo, ekhululekile kwaye esincinci. Abaphathi abaqinileyo kunye neentloko ezincinci zamasebe ziba nokukhulula kunye nokukhululeka, zithokoze ngokuzithandela izipho ezintle kwaye ziphulaphule ezigodini zabo. Ngomcimbi osisigxina, ufikelelwe kumhla obalulekileyo, kulungile ukuvakala kungekhona nje ngokuvuyisa, kodwa iincinci ezincinci. Oku kuya kunceda iqela libe sisondele ngakumbi komnye nomnye kwaye linikezele umthendeleko ngomthunzi ongaqhelekanga.
Bonke abaxhasi be-Motherland,
Kwaye amadoda angabantu abalungileyo.
Zihlonishwa, ngokuhlonipha,
Ilizwe lonke othandayo.
Umthendeleko wenkalipho, oqinileyo emoyeni,
Ngamaqhawe nje,
Kwakunjalo namhlanje,
Vula umnyango ngokubanzi.
Fortune uye wakutyelela,
Umonde uye weza,
Yaye impilo ayizange ilibale,
Into ephambili ayiphumelelanga!
Uncumo, uxolo, ilanga,
Yaye uthando, kubalulekile!
Ndiyakuvuyela,
Ukususela ngoFebruwari 23!
Ndiyakuvuyela bonke abantu!
Iholide enhle kunye namandla!
Finyelela zonke iindawo eziphakamileyo,
Emva koko, zixhomekeka!
Uhlala usisixhasa,
Kuye uphumelele kunye nawe,
Akukho nkontileka,
Yintoni eyayikuhleka usulu!
Yiba nomusa kwizihlobo,
Batshobe,
Yintoni eya kupheliswa njengomsi,
Zonke iingxaki kunye neempazamo!
Namhlanje ngumntu
Kubalulekile - njengama-peacocks!
Ukubulisa akuyona into -
Ukususela ngoFebruwari 23!
Happy Defender Day
Namhlanje sonke sisebenza nabo.
Siyabathanda bonke, siyabahlonela.
Kwaye siyamanga ngaso sonke isikhathi.
Oogxa bam banenkinga -
Namhlanje luyimini ekhethekileyo -
Usuku lwe Defender's is not,
Isipho selizwe lonina!
Oogxa bam banenkinga -
Umkhosi wa khunjulwa, Wayeyindawo yooyise -
Intliziyo ezele uvuyo.
Oogxa bam banenkinga,
Imoya iyavuya!
Nika ulwandle, unike ulwandle -
Knee - Black!
Oogxa bam banenkinga -
Umphathi - uncedo olungabalulekanga:
Ngubani owamkhonzayo, ongazange akhonze,
Ndisazityhala!
Chastushki ngoFebhuwari 23 ngamadoda
I-chastushki enjalo ingaculwa kumfana wakho othandekayo, umyeni, umzalwana, uyise okanye utata. Banobuninzi bokuphefumula, ububele, i-sublime, amagama anomusa kunye nokuhleka kwezinto eziqhelekileyo kwansuku zonke. Kwizalamane kunye neentsapho, kuya kukuvuyela ukuva into enjalo engaqhelekanga, inyanisekileyo kwaye ivuyisayo kwiholide evela kumama, ugogo, umhlobo okanye umfazi.
Ndiza kuphula imali ebiza
Kwi-heel today.
Ndivuyisana nawe
Amadoda amadala!
Namhlanje sidla zonke iifatata
IColorado beetles.
Sidinga into encinane -
Amadoda kuphela abeya kuba!
Ngoko ayikholisi umvuzo,
Kwaye iindleko zikhulu.
Haha kufuneka siphile ngokucebileyo -
Amadoda kuphela abeya kuba!
Ndiyifunda kwi-Intanethi,
Yiyiphi i-beetroot eyomeleyo.
Kwiphepha le ngxaki -
Amadoda kuphela abeya kuba!
Ndiya kucula ndize ndidansa
Wayebetha izithende zakhe.
Kodwa ngathi ukhathele,
Mxolela i-muzhiks!
Umlobi woMhla welizwe!
Phakamisa ibhulukwe zakho,
Smile ngokubanzi,
Ukuba ihlabathi lalinokuthula!
Ndiza kunika umhlobo wam
ngosuku lomkhosi
trusel njenge-ala banners, -
makaqhayise!
Owu, namhlanje unyaka, -
usuku lomkhosi.
Makhe ndifakwe
othandekayo,
Siyakubetha ngomsindo
Yavuya kwaye ngoFebhuwari,
Ukuze ufumane ngaphezulu
Yaye yaphatha wonke umntu kubahlobo!
Ukususela ngoFebruwari 23,
Ndiyakuvuyela,
Ndiya kunika kuwe,
Yintoni enye engayinika yona andiyazi!
I-chavushki ene-Frivolous and funny ngoFebruwari 23 ngenxa yekampani enobungane kakhulu yabantu abadala
Kubantu abadala, ixesha elide kunye nolwazi kakuhle, i-stquant and frivolous ditties ifanelekile ukusebenza. Ngokuqhelekileyo bahlabelelwa ngqo kwitafile kwixesha phakathi kokutshintsha izitya. Ngenxa yentshisekelo kunye nokwenza iholide yokuqala, ungaphula amaqela (umzekelo, amadoda kunye nabasetyhini) kwaye ulungiselele ukhuphiswano lomsebenzi ophezulu. Abanqobileyo baya kufumana ikheke eyongezelelweyo, iirayi engaphezulu ye-martini okanye nayiphi na enye umvuzo ekuqaliseni kwabaququzeleli beeholide.
Ngomhla wesi-23 kaFebhuwari
Siya kukhohlisa iibhola,
Yonke indawo yokugcina umlomo
Yaye uya kumanga!
O, shawl, shawl,
Ikhosi libomvu.
Umhlobo wam ushiya
Iminyaka emibini emkhosini!
Ndithenge iengubo,
Ukuhlengahlengiswa kwempahla,
Yiza kum, i-milenok,
Ukuba nje ndingazifaka kwisikhwama.
Ndithandwa, mntanami,
Thatha ukulwa nawe,
Kulapho uya kulwa,
I-ukukhonza iikripriji.
Ndikhange zonke izipho,
Ndaqala ngentloko,
Nokuba uhlambe i-foam
Kwiindawo ezithengileyo!
Inyanga ndayigcina imali,
Akazange adle, akaphuzanga,
Wanika isambatho sakho seboya,
Ewe, ewe kum!