Le ngu-Sparta!
Uhlobo."Ukufumana ama-Spartans", i-parody ye-blockbusters yakutsha kunye nemiboniso yeTV eyaziwayo, yayingenangqondo njengokuba kunokwenzeka ukucinga - i-Paris Hilton kunye neBritney Spears kwiLizwi lokufa akuyona into emangalisa kakhulu eyenzekayo apha.
UMlawuli: uJason Friedberg, uAron Zeltser
I-Cast: Sean Maguire, uCarmen Electra, uKen Davitian, uKevin Sorbo, uDaidrich Bader, ...
Ukuxosha amazwi angenakulibaleka Ndiza kusinda uGloria Gaynor, 13 (!) I-Spartans idansa kwi-Thermopylae - ukulwa nomkhosi we-Xerxes oyingozi. Emva kwe-Sparta yakhe yasekuhlaleni ngummandla wemithetho eqinile. Ukuba umntwana ohlaza okwi-shrek uzalwa apha, uphonswa kwiqonga. Ukuba umntwana useAsia, mnike uB Brad Pitt no-Angelina Jolie. Ukuba ibhinqa lazala umntwana ofanelekileyo - intshebe kunye neekerubesi esiswini sakhe, ukhuliswe njengomkhosi. Ngaphambi kwamaSpartan elindele igazi kunye nozuko, u-Xerxesi onamafutha, uhlasele i-Paris Hilton kunye ne-Transformer ye-idiotic, eyayihlala iphela ifilimu.
Sekunjalo ekuqaleni, ngokubonakala kwengubo yeengwenya yokuthetha, kunye noKumkani Leonid ukuba balwe, yonke into iyacaca. Ukuba ezinye iifilimu zefilimu, ezifana ne "Pistol yaseNtshonalanga", "Amashishini" kunye nokuba "I-Scary Movie", iimeko zokuhlanjululwa, ukubulala okuqhelekileyo kweentlobo zaseHollywood, ngoko "i-Spartans" isihogo, apho iifilimu kunye namajelo , njengoParis Hilton, emva kokufa. Apha bahlushwa yiidemon ezincinci, kungekugqibela ukuba ngabalawuli beemidwebo uJason Friedberg noAron Zeltser, abaye batshayela "I-Epic Cinema" kunye ne "Thrill".
Benza ngaphandle kwenzondo, mhlawumbi nangothando - ngoko ugqirha unokuthetha ngesineke ngesisu esidla umzimba wesigulane. Ingxaki (ukuba kukho ingxaki apha nantoni) kukuba bobabini abafana baxhamla njengama-canary ngokukhawuleza. Emthonjeni wokufa, apho uLeonid wehla khona abameli bakaPersi, bawabhabhise uBrown Spears, abagwebi kunye neenkokheli zentengiso yeTV, uParis Hilton ubonakala enesigxina sokubanjwa kwintolongo, kwimiphumo yokuvalelwa entolongweni, emveni kwendlovukazi yaseSpartan (intombikazi yaseSpartan) I-Borat "kunye nomlimi onamafutha ovela kwi-Borat" yangempela "uKen Davitian ibonakala kwindima kaXerxes.
Kodwa uFriedberg noZeltser abaxhamli ngenxa yokugqithisa kwabo - emva kwayo yonke into, njengobunzima bethu, "iFree Film yethu" iqokelele imali enhle kakhulu, kwaye abadali bayo abakwazi ukubizwa ngokuba yi-insane. Kuphela nje ukuba akukho mboniso - abahlobo ngokuzenzekelayo bakhela ihlabathi labo ngaphandle kwemfucumfucu ephucukisiwe, njengobusuku obunzima bokuhlaziya, unyaka emva konyaka unyanzelekile ukuba abukele yonke into ehamba kwiindawo zokudlala, kwaye ngokuhlwa, ebuyela ekhaya - ebukela kunye nomfazi wakhe umboniso obonwayo weTV. "Kukho umfazi kuphela ehlabathini omele uthembele, uLeonid," umfazi wakhe utshela uTsar. "I-Oprah ...", - iyanqumla ngokuziwayo.
Ifilimu yayingaboniswa kubagxeki eMelika phambi kwe-premiere, besaba i-carpet bombing. Emva kwe-premiere, iphepha lokufumana izimvo kwi-movie kwi-imdb lizaliswe ngokoqobo kunye neekhilomitha zemilayezo eqala ngamazwi athi "Le yile filimi eyona nto ndiyibonayo." Akumangalisi ukuba baninzi babo - ngesabelomali kwezigidi ezili-18, ifilimu iphakame izigidi ezingama-34. Impindezelo iyinto enhle, kwaye impindezelo kubavelisi ihloniphekileyo, kodwa ayikho enye into engacacanga ngakumbi kunokuthi "Ukwazi amaSpartan," amafilimu kunye nemiboniso ebonakalayo engabonakaliyo - ngokukodwa.
Yaye ukuba uhamba kule filimu ehlaseleyo, engenangqondo, engenayo ifilimu echaphazela ifilimu apho le nto okanye loo mahlaya athatyathwa, intaka yePassie iyayeka kwi-sandbox yeSandman, kwaye i-Transformer ifakwe kwintambo egcinwe kwisiseko, awusoze uhleka - okanye xa i-penguin ibonakala, kwaye xa uKumkani Leonid ebonisa iWowkiees - kubi. Ngaba awuzange ubone zonke iifilimu, okanye uthanda zona, okanye wenza iphutha ngomnyango - "uAlexander" uSokurov ubonisa kwindawo ethile kwigumbi elilandelayo.