I-skits e-Funny ye-New Year 2017 ye-Firecracker-kunye namahlaya okusebenza emsebenzini, abantwana besikolo nabafundi besikolo esiphakamileyo

Isici esahlukileyo saliphi na iqela luthando lokuzilibazisa ngokuzidibanisa, ukuzonwabisa, amaqela oshishino. Akukho mnye ukubhiyozelwa koNyaka omtsha 2017 we-Firecracker. Kulo busuku obuhle kwaye bugcwele umlingo, abasebenzi baguqula ngaphaya kokuqaphela, bawacima yonke imaski (kwaye ngamanye amaxesha bawagqoke) baze baphumule kunye neiglasi ezikhazimulayo ezandleni zabo kunye nemincintiswano emihle entloko. Enyanisweni, kwi-corporate ephumelelayo engekho ngokwaneleyo i-buffet kunye neempumelelo ezisebenzayo. Zonke iindawo zokubhiyozela kufuneka zikhethwe ngokuchanekileyo kwaye zicwangciswe kakuhle:

• Kubalulekile ukukhetha ngokuzithandela inkokheli-umntu osebenzayo kunye novelisayo, "umphefumlo wenkampani";
• Kubalulekile ukwenza uluhlu lweenombolo zokuzonwabisa. Imifanekiso yenkampani yoNyaka omtsha ingaba mfutshane kwaye iyamangalisa okanye idelele ekusebenzeni kwabasebenzi ngeendima;
• Kule nombolo nganye kunye nabathathi-nxaxheba kungcono ukulungiselela indima, umfanekiso, i-inventory kwangaphambili;
• Naliphina iziqendu ezenziwa ngabantu abadala kufuneka zihlanjululwe izigcawu ezihlekisayo kunye namahlaya eNkampani yomNyaka omtsha emsebenzini;

Nangona kunjalo, ngexesha lokubhiyozela ngokudibeneyo, umntu akufanele alandele ngokungqongqo imeko ecacileyo yootitshala (ootitshala, oogqirha, abasebenzi baseofisi). Kungcono ukulungelelanisa ngexesha lekhosi, ekuqwalaseleni izinga lomdla kunye nomoya womntu ngamnye othatha inxaxheba kwiqumrhu.

Iimpawu zokuqala kwiinkampani zoNyaka omtsha 2017 we-Rooster

Kwieholide zentsapho kunye namaqela omnyaka omtsha enempumelelo enkulu kukho zonke iindidi zokubamba iimpawu kunye nomdlalo ongenakuxhomekeka kunye neengcinga ezihle kunye namazwi amfutshane. Ngokwenene nawuphi na umthendeleko kunye nawaphi na iindwendwe, kunokwenzeka ukuba uququze iziganeko okanye iindaba zefestile kunye nokugqoka ngokukhawuleza okanye ngaphandle kwayo. Ezinye zazo zenzelwe inani elikhulu labalinganiswa, abanye - abantu aba-3-4. Ingxenye yemidwebo yasekuqaleni yenkampani yoNyaka omtsha 2017 I-Rooster ifanele kuphela kubantu abadala, abanye bangenziwa nakwiinkampani ezixutywayo kunye nentsha kunye nabantwana. Ukwenza iskripthi seeholide yeNyaka entsha, kuyafaneleka ukugqiba kwangaphambili ukuba zeziphi iindwendwe ezifanelekileyo.

1. Udliwano-ndlebe malunga nesithuba sikaBawo Frost kunye ne-Snow Maiden. Umbono onjalo kumqeshwa ngamnye ukuba akhumbule imbali yomsebenzi wakhe. Abalinganiswa abasemgangathweni ngabaviwa bezithuba kunye nomphathi wabasebenzi. Ukufumana indawo yokusebenzela efunwayo, abaviwa baya kukhuphisana phakathi kwabo, ihlaya, babonise iitalente.

2. Ukuqhubeka koNyaka omtsha wefilimu eyaziwayo yeSoviet. Le nguqulo yeskripthi ifanelekile kumsebenzi omdala wabasebenzi abangama-35 +. Emva kokusebenza kancinci, kunokwenzeka ukuba utshintshe "I-Irony of Fate" okanye "i-Office Romance" ngendlela evuyisa kakhulu, kwaye emva koko - ukudlala ngokuzonwabisa, ephethe izixhobo ezipholileyo.
3. "Amaqhawe amathathu" -i-parody ye-story story. Inendima yabalinganiswa abakhulu imenywa kubantu abathandwa kakhulu kwiqela. Abo, bazenza amaqhawe kwaye bekhwele kumahashe okucinga, bathetha malunga nelifa elizayo kunye noGorynych. Iyure ukusuka kwixesha elidlulileyo ligijima kwiindawo ezihle ngaphandle kweelwandle. Iqhinga libuhlungu xa amaqhawe agcina amantombazana aze athumele inyoka entolongweni. Kuloo ndawo kukho incoko esebenzayo, ngokoqobo yonke into, kwanamahashe!
4. Ukufumana iSanta Claus. Isicatshulwa sokuqala senkampani yoNyaka omtsha we-2016 I-Rooster idinga ukuxhaswa kunye namaqela abasebenzi bokwenene kunye namabali aphilayo kubomi bemihla ngemihla.

Imifanekiso emitsha yoNyaka omtsha we-2017 emsebenzini eofisini

Ziziphi ezilungileyo iimifanekiso ezifutshane zemidlalo zoNyaka omtsha emsebenzini? Okokuqala, bafuna ubuncinane beeprops. Okwesibini, benza ukuba bakwazi ukuvuselela kunye nokuzonwabisa abantu. Kodwa nakwezinye izinto zokuzonwabisa ezilula kubalulekile ukulungiselela ngokuchanekileyo:

• Yenza ipenethi yegama nganye indima;
• Khetha inani labathathi-nxaxheba elihambelana nenani leendima;
• Chaza kwiindwendwe eziza kuthi, ziphi na kwaye zifanele zithetha nini na?
• Ukunikezela kwangaphambili ukuba "abadlali" babhaliweyo;

Ngoko, ekukhokeleleni ukulungiswa okuncinci, kunokwenzeka ukuba udlale kwiNkampani entsha yeNyaka entsha yinto entsha engcolileyo "Ingxoxo yomzimba ngoJanuwari, 1".

"Ingxoxo yomzimba ngoJanuwari 1"

Abalinganiswa: Ubunzima, Amandla, Iinyawo, Intshontsho, Amehlo, Isisu, Isilumko, Imimungulu, Ulwimi, Isazela, Isikhumbuzo Isimo sokuqala (emva kwemiboniso): Ngomso kusasa, emva kwesidlo sonyaka esitsha esiqhaqhazambileyo. Iyokuqala ukuvula amehlo. Ubunzima: Hayi, kubi! Woza, mahlo, vuka! Amehlo (angathandeki): Ewe, avulekile. Ngaba kwakulula? Ubungqina (kunye nexhala): Mama, ndikuphi na? Ubunzima: Kuphi-apho! Kule ndawo, ngokuba okwangoku ... Musa ukukhathazeka, baya kukunquma ngokukhawuleza. Amehlo (ungavumeli): Yintoni eyenzeka izolo? Sasizalisa kangako? Imemori: Ndifanele ndiyazi njani. Unditshitshise kwi-toast yesine. Isibilini (ilizwi elincinci): Amantombazana, kufuneka ndihambe kwindlu yangasese ... Iinyawo (ngokukrakra): Hayi, uya kufumana. Ngokuba ngenxa yakho uhamba ngomgama kude. Ubununu (ukuhlanganisana): Ngoko, imilenze, ndinika umyalelo. Ukukhawuleza kubuthana, sisukuma, sishiya. I-8: 00 lixesha lokusebenza! Isazela (esilumkileyo): Abafana, banokuhlamba ubuncinane? Isisu (ecatshulwa): Ngaba awufuni ukujamelana nayo? Wena apho ubusuku obujonge khona. Ngenxa yenu, ndathulula ii-2 ilitha! Isazela (ngokukhawuleza): Ngubani othe wathululela? Imilenze: Izandla, kunjalo. Yabona indlela ithawula ngayo! Izandla (ngokugqithisileyo): Wena uncwane. Sisafuneka sisebenze nanamhlanje, kwaye uhlekisa. Ubungqina: Iinyawo, yintoni engacacile? Sigqoka kwaye sisebenza. Isibhambiso (i-plaintive): Inyawo, mhle, uye endlini yangasese. Andiyibhagi. Imemori (ukuvuyela): O, ndikhumbule. Izolo kwakuNyaka omtsha 2017. Ulwimi lwalusoloko lugcwele ubuqhopholo bonke ubusuku. Ulwimi (ukukhusela): O, musa uku-la. Ndayinambitha kakuhle. Ukukhanya (i-chylo): Abafana, besiza, khe-khe, ihaze. Ingaba ... uLwimi (ngokuhleka): Ukuhamba. Emlonyeni wam, njenga-squadron ye-hussars yachitha ubusuku. Isibindi (sinethemba): I-kefir? Mhlawumbi neklasi ye kefirchik? Izandla: Shut up, ukhohlise. Yintoni i-kefir. Sidinga i-100 gr, senza umsebenzi! Ubununu (ukhathele): Upheliswa njani na. Imisongo, dragsa umzimba wonke kwitafile. Kukho isiqingatha sebhotile esisele. Izandla, uthele!

Iimpawu ezimnandi kakhulu kwiCandelo loNyaka omtsha 2017

Ngokuchasene nemvelaphi yezinye iintlobo zokuzonwabisa zokuzonwabisa, iidrafti ezimnandi zoNyaka omtsha ka-2017 zixhamla ngokukhethekileyo. Bavumela oogxa ukuba bazana kakuhle, bafumane ulwimi olufanayo, bahlekise baze babonise iitalente ezixhasayo kubaphathi babo. Ngokuqinisekileyo, isicatshulwa esingezantsi sinokuqhutyelwa kuyo nayiphi na inkampani evuyisayo yabantu abadala, kodwa ku-Eva kaNyaka omtsha ukuba kubonakala kukufanelekile!

"Unyaka Omtsha"

Impendulo yamaqhawe-abathathi-nxaxheba:

• Dede Frost - Kutheni ungasiphuzi?
• Unyaka omtsha - Ewe, unika!
• I-Snow Maiden - Yombili-on!
• Leshy - Hayi, ngenhlanhla!
• Umfazi omdala-Hayi, akukho nto kum!
• Umlindi - Ziphi iiplate ezingenanto?
• Izivakashi - Unyaka Omtsha Ovuyo!

Umncedisi ufunda isicatshulwa, abalinganiswa baphendula ngexesha elifanelekileyo: Ngomhla woNyaka omtsha
Inkolelo ibhiyozelwa ngabantu
Abantu phambi kwe-bulb crisis, ubunzima
Abantu abanelisayo bayamemeza: Unyaka omtsha ovuyayo ! Kodwa phambi kwethu sihlala kuNyaka omtsha
Kwakubonakala ngathi uza kuzalwa
Ubheka abantu: umalume wakhe nonina
Kwaye uyamangalisa: Uyabanika! Kwaye oomalume nootata banxibe ngefowuni
Ngeemvuyo ngokumemeza okukhulu: ... Unyaka omtsha ovuyo ! Ndiyakuvuyela ukukhawuleza (yonke indawo iphosa impumlo)
Ukukhathala ngabafundi?
Santa Claus!
Akunzima neze: ... Kutheni ungasiphuzi? Ekuphenduleni, uNyaka omtsha: ... Hayi, unike! Yaye yintoni ekho emva kwewindow, kukho imizwa yendalo,
Bonke banomdla, bamemeza: ... Unyaka omtsha onoyolo! Emva koko uSnegurka wasukuma, wayephethe kakuhle,
Yaye imbonakalo yakhe ishushu kakhulu.
Uyakwazi ukubuyela ekhaya kungeyedwa,
Ukufudumala endleleni, uthi: ... Bobabini! Kwaye umkhuluwa sele sele elele: ... Kutheni ungasiphuzi? Ekuphenduleni, uNyaka omtsha: ... Hayi, unike! Kwaye abantu kwakhona, ngaphandle kokulibala kwaye kwangoko
Memeze kwaye nidumise kakhulu: ... Unyaka omtsha onoyolo! Kwaye kwakhona i-Snow Maiden, i-coolentienti igcwele,
Uyavuya, azibonga: ... Bobabini-on! Iqabunga yonke imivumba: ... Kutheni ungasiphuzi? Emva kwakhe unyaka omtsha: ... Hayi, unike! Amabini amabini asheshayo, amabhinqa amabhinqa amabini,
Njengokuba bephakanyiswe ngonyawo onyawo
I-Vorkuyut phantsi kweglasi ngoko, ngaphandle kokulimaza,
Kwaye uphakamise umsindo: ... Hayi, ungabi ngumkhiwane! I-Snow Maiden yekhanuko, umnqweno uzele,
Ngeesilingo kunye nokuphinda ngokuphazamiseka: ... Bobabini-on! UFrost uyamemeza: ... Kutheni ungasiphuzi? Kwaye emva koNyaka omtsha: ... Hayi, unika! Ihamba yonke indlela, iyaqhubeka yayo,
Kwaye iindwendwe kwakhona ziyamemeza zonke: ... Unyaka omtsha onoyolo!
Isiqhekeza esahlukileyo, kodwa sikhanyayo kwaye sifutshane
wenza igalelo kwi-waitress.
Waphosa iintolo ekudleni,
Wabuza: ... Futhi ziphi iiplate ezingenanto? Yaguski, ukulibala yonke into,
Bahlala, bacaphukile: ... Hayi, kungekhona umkhiwane! I-snegurka iphakanyisiwe, inxila kancane,
Uhleka, ukuhlekisana ngentshiseko: ... zombini-on! Kwaye umninakhulu umemeza: ... Kutheni ungasiphuzi? Emva kwakhe, uNyaka omtsha: ... Ewe, unika! Kwaye iindwendwe, xa ziziva, zicinga inkululeko
Bakhala kwakhona: ... Unyaka omtsha onoyolo! Lapha uLeshy, ngovuyo ngokukhawuleza ekhala,
Uya kuma ngamazwi: ... Hayi, ngenhlanhla! Umncedisi, watshisa ama-burner,
Wabuza: ... Futhi ziphi iiplate ezingenanto? Ugogo, enye ikolbasiv
Kulo mbhangqwana umemeza: ... Hayi, akukho mkhiwane! I-Snow Maiden nayo iginyile iwayini
Wayekhala kwakhona kwakhona: ... Bobabini! KwaseSanta ukusela,
Ukumemeza ukuba kukho iziphambeko: ... Kutheni ungasiphuzi ? Kwaye usela uNyaka omtsha: ... Hayi, unika! Kwaye uGoblin, uye wangena ngeglasi ixesha elide
Wandibiza ngokuphefumlelwa: ... Hayi, ngenhlanhla! Kwaye iiglasi, njengokuthi zizaliswe ngobusi
Kwaye bonke bayasela besezantsi baze bamemeze: ... Unyaka omtsha onoyolo!

Imifanekiso kunye namahlaya kwiinkampani kwiNew 2017 Cock

Ngomhla woNyaka omtsha womsindo uEva ebusuku iindwendwe zidla kwaye zidansa, ixesha leemincintiswano ezithakazelisayo kunye neentlobo ezimnandi kunye namahlaya eza. Ziquka ukuhlaziywa kweenkwenkwezi ezihlekisayo. Lo mdwebo wenkampani yoNyaka oNtsha 2017 awuyi kuthuba bonke abasebenzi, kodwa uya kukuvumela ukuba ukhange kwixesha elizayo elizayo. Vumela kwaye ungabonakali, uhlekisayo kwaye upholile.

Inkcazo "Isibikezelo seenkwenkwezi ngeNtsha entsha yeNyaka 2017"

Iindwendwe zihleli etafileni. Inkokheli ifunda iziganeko zesibonakaliso ngasinye. Abo babonakaliswe uphawu lwabo, benyuke etafuleni baze bave bemi. Ilizwe lifuna ukwazi amaqhawe kumntu.

1. Aquarius. Inxaxheba yakho kulobu busuku kubaluleke kakhulu - ukubeka iliso kwinqanaba lotywala kwiiglasi zabasebenzi. Akufanele awele phantsi kweglasi. Isiqubulo sobusuku "Phala"!
2. Amawele. Namhlanje unethuba lokuya kwisibuko esiseduze, ukucima izibuko uze uthi: "Ngoku awubukeka ngathi."
3. Aries. Yehlisa iindawo ezinzima kwaye ujonge ngokuphandle. Awusuye inkunzi yemvu, uyinkunzi yemvu. Ukuba babiza inkomishi yekhofi, hambani. Musa ukuma njengegusha kwisango elitsha. Ngokukhawuleza le yithuba elibalulekileyo ebomini.
4. Isikali. Nciphisa ngokukhawuleza ubungakanani bokutya kunye notywala. Khumbula, kusasa kuya kuba yimini kwakhona, kwaye intloko ayikho igosa!

5. Sagittarius. Ngokutsho kweenkwenkwezi zeenkwenkwezi, unethuba elihle lokubamba iqhosha elikhulu ngoku ngoku.
6. Inkunzi. Yeka ukukhupha kwiqabane lakho. Kuloo mane ungayifumana phantsi kwetafile. Ekhaya uzenze njengenqana uze ufumane isabelo somrha wengonyama.
7. Capricorn. Amatyala akho aya kuhlawulwa namhlanje. Kwaye ukuba abanako, baya kucela enye imali ngexesha elifutshane.
8. Cancer. Hlalani uqaphile. Akunjalo ukuba uya kufakwa kwisimo esingenakulungeleka.
9. Taurus. Endleleni evela kwikhaya elihlangeneyo musa ukungena kwiindawo ezininzi. Unokuthabatha i-hedgehog epholile, kwaye ufumane indlu kumfazi wakho ngeempondo.
10. Intombi. Namhlanje unokwenza konke: ukudanisa ukuya kwindawo yokuwa, yidla umqala wakho, uhlabelele, uphuze ukulala.
11. Scorpio. Yiba nomusa. Fihla udoti apho kufanele ukuba khona.
12. Iipisisi. Ngokucacileyo awukho emoyeni kwabasetyhini nabasetyhini nabasetyha. Ewe, uphuze kunye nabo ebuzalwana. Ngokuqinisekileyo baya kuba banqabileyo kwaye baninzi.

I-skits ehlekisayo yabafundi besikolo esiphakamileyo seNtsha onyaka-2017 Ptuh

Abafundi abakhulu ekulungiseleleni i-khonti yonyaka omtsha bazama ukwandisa ubuchule kunye nobuchule. Abayinyanga, kodwa abayena bantwana, bazama ukuhleka usulu kwaye bakhethe amanani avuya kakhulu. Umzekelo, imidlalo ye-zadornye kunye namaqhinga amahlaya kunye ne-funny skits-rework yeendaba ezidumile. Enye yezi zihlale zikhona, kwaye ziza kuba "Ukujika". Isakhiwo esilula kunye nenani elaneleyo labalinganiswa likuvumela ukuba ulungelelanise iindaba zefayile kwimicimbi ethile kunye nabalingisi abathile. Sebenzisa indawo ehlekisayo "Ukujika kwindlela entsha" yekonsathi yabafundi besikolo esiphakamileyo seNyaka omtsha 2017. Jabulela uze uhlekise iindwendwe.

I-Score "Turnip ngendlela entsha"

Abalinganiswa kunye neempendulo:

• I-Turnip - Oba-on
• Imouse - Nkosi, akukho ntengiso
• Utatomkhulu - Loo shishini
• Ikati - Akukho ngxaki
• Baba - Nahal
• I-Beetle-andiyikuphikisa
• Umzukulu - andiyi kukunika

Umbonisi ufunda isicatshulwa, abadlali abenzayo: iDedka turnip ityalwe
Umanyolo we-polyl
Ilanga laqala ukutshisa
Yaba i-turnip ukuze ikhule kwaye yakhula
Yaye yathi, uTatomkhulu uyalumka
Kwaye ndicinga ukuba yiloo nto uDedka Babka abiza apha
Umakhulu wamemeza U-Nahal Repka kwakhona Bobabini-on-the- Ubaba waphendula Ngolu hlobo
Ndibambe i-turnip yami
Kwaxutywa ukuba kukho amandla
Kodwa ngaphandle kokuba ugogo ugxilile. Le nto yaphendulwa nguNahal
Iqhutywe, ayikwazanga
Ngokukhawuleza umzukulu wathi u-Ta clever ineminyaka
Ndiza kuthi nje-andiyi kunika i- Turnip ukutshatyalaliswa zombini
UDedka, Kwakhona, kunjalo Nogogo, wonke umntu wayelele ebusweni
Akuzange kuthiwa u- Nahal Okulindelekileyo angadlali
Ndiza kuthi nje-andiyi kunika , ungayi kubona i-turnip
Sidinga ukufumana i-Beetle kubo i-Beetle iyavuya ukubanceda.
Impendulo andiyikuphikisa Kodwa kwakhona ayizange isebenze
Nantsi ikati yayiluncedo
Akukho ngxaki, wathi
Kwaye ekupheleni kwekhenkce bema Isiphumo esingabonakaliyo
Imouse kufuneka ibize iMice ibe impendulo elula
INkosi yemarike ayikho i- Turnip ibubula ngobabini
Utatomkhulu ekuthomeni Kulo shishini ibhanki elisoloko lingenalo
Ngokwemvelo uNahal Super replica kubafazi
Ndiza kukuxelela oko - andiyi kuvumela uZhuchka abe mhlwempu
Kodwa ngamazinyo andiyikiyo Ikati idonsa ngaphandle kweengxaki
Musa ukubeka ingozi kuyo nayiphi na into ngenxa yokuba iMouse iphosa encinci
Yavuya kakhulu
Akukho bhalaar. Kukho i-turnip yokulungiselela isidlo.

I-skits e-Funny ye-New Year 2017 Cock kubantwana besikolo

Nangona iikhonkethi zesikolo zesikolo ukuhlonipha iiholide zonyaka omtsha akunakuqhayisa kwaye zivuya ngaphandle kweemifanekiso ezihlekisayo kunye neentlanzi. Imveliso emincinci kunye nabalinganiswa boNyaka omtsha - ukulungiswa okanye ukuphinda uhlaziywe - kuya kuvuyisa bonke ababukeli baze bagcwalise umoya emahholo kunye nomoya wangempela wezimanga zasebusika. Abantwana besikolo abancinane bancono ukubeka izicatshulwa ezimfutshane kunye neempendulo ezincinci kunye nesenzo esisebenzayo. Kwaye abantwana besikolo esiphakathi baba neetekisi ezinengqiqo nangengqiqo, evuyayo. Abantwana abakhulileyo bayamenywa ukuba bakhethe ngokuzimela okanye bahlakulele iskripthi kwiskrini sokuqala soNyaka omtsha 2017 we-Rooster. Bavumele badlale abalinganiswa babo abathandayo kuma-miniatures abo. Ngokuqinisekileyo abafana baya kuvuyiswa ukuba baphinde baphinde babe ngabaphangi, ukuphanga izipho, ukukhawuleza, ukweba uNyaka weNtsha, kunye nobuqhawe obuhle, bebuyisa zonke iimangaliso kwiindawo zabo. Ngokuqinisekileyo, kufuneka usebenze kwimifanekiso kunye neengubo, kodwa umphumo wokugqibela uzakugqitha konke okulindelekileyo. Kwaye ukuba iingubo zixhaswa ngeempawu ezikhohlakeleyo, kumnandi kwaye akuyi kuba nemingcele kuzo zonke.

Ukulungiselela iholide: kubafundi besikolo, ootitshala okanye abasebenzi beeofisi, inhlangano yakhe idinga ukucinga, ukucinga, nokucinga. Kodwa, ukuba neemeko ezilungiselelwe ukulungelelanisa amaqela emibutho yoNyaka omtsha, unako ukwenza ngaphandle kwazo zonke izixhobo ezingentla. Sincoma ukuba usebenzise iingcamango zethu zamabonakaliso ahlekisayo kubantu abadala, ukuze iqela loNyaka omtsha 2017 we-Firecracker liqhawule kwaye alinakulibaleka!