Kwangexesha elide, amaqhawe akhe ekhredithi ayengabarhwebi kunye nababulali. Namhlanje imeko iguqukile. Namhlanje, abalinganiswa bakhe, ukuba bengenakulungele ngokupheleleyo, ngoko ke ubuncinci - iimbutho ezikhethekileyo, i-yegeri, i-majors. Ngexesha elifanayo, u-Igor uyazibona ... ikhulu leepesenti ekhulu. Ngenxa yokuba ebomini "uyathambile kwaye uhlutha." Umntu onwabileyo, udibanisa kwifilosofi kunye nokuhlekisayo. Kungekudala, xa unxibe isihloko esihloniphekileyo esithi "Umbulali ohloniphekileyo waseRussia Federation", ngokuthe rhoqo kwintetho yodliwano-ndlebe baxoxa ngendlela abomelwane bakhoyika ngayo ukuhamba nawe kwi-elevator. Yithi, hamba, mfana, hamba. Siza kulinda. Kwaye ngokukhawuleza bathi: "Abayikwesaba." Ixesha lokujika-mqondiso lafika nini? Ndadlula amanqanaba amaninzi okuqaphela. Kwakukho imeko: Ndaya kwisitolo sehadi, ndithenge into ethile endlwini. Njengoko kulindeleke, waphakamisa ikhala yakhe, wambamba isithwaba phezu kwamehlo akhe, ukuze bangamqondi. Umthengisi njengomthengisi kwisitolo sonke: "Ungubani wena, umculi uLfanov, ndixelele, bathi, nonke niyiki? Akukho mntu oyikayo. Ngokuqhelekileyo uyindoda, enhle. " Ngokuqinisekileyo, emva kweso sikrasi, bonke abathengi baqhaqhaqhazela ngethuba.
Namhlanje , xa befunda kwisitrato, baxhamla ngesizathu esithile. Kutheni-andiyiqondi. Ngoko ufuna ukuthabatha umntu nge-scruff entanyeni, ukujonga ngokugqithiseleyo kwamehlo nakwakhe: "Ndiyintoni na, i-clown?" Ngoko ke, masithi, ndiza kubona umculi odumileyo kwisitalato - ngaba ndingamhlekisa loo ndoda? Nangona behleka ngakumbi kunokuba besaba.
Ewe, kulungile. Kwaye ke, ndiyakhumbula, kwikhompyutha enye yabonisa ukuba uyazisola ngokuba awuzange wenze i-Rocker killer yakho i-Rocky inkohlakalo. Kubantu abancinci, emva kokubona into enjalo, becinga. Oku ndandingathethi nje nge-Rocky-malunga neqoqo lakhe le-cinematic ye-freaks. Indlela kaStanislavsky ngayo: "Ngomntu ongeyiphi indlela, jonga izinto ezintle kwaye uqikelele"?
Nguye kanye le ndlela kunye nabaculi abaninzi abadlala umdlalo obi kakhulu ebomini bentsapho ka-Igor Lifanev. Thatha enye "Brigade" efanayo. Bangobani abafana abavela kwiqela leqela le-Bely - amaqhawe ahloniphekileyo, okanye yintoni?! Isangqa esityebileyo. Andiyi kuyeka ukuphinda: ubonakalisa kakuhle kwaye ulungile kwiskrini se-villain esigqibileyo, ngoko, njengomculi, ungumgcini. Ngenxa yokuba abantwana abaselula bayenza isigqibo: ukuba loo mboniselo iyamisa wonke umntu ngokulandelelana, ngoko ke iphakamileyo, imakhwenkwe efanelekileyo. Isiphumo esinjalo sisiphumo ngenxa yokuba abafana ababethelela "i-Brigade", bathanda kakhulu abalinganiswa babo, kwaye abazange bafumane amandla okunqumla okungadingekile.
Ngelinye ilanga omnye umntu osebenza naye wandixelela ukuba unyana wakhe oneminyaka engama-13 ubudala kunye nabahlobo bakhe banquma ukwenza "iqela elipholile" eklasini. Kwaye malungu ahloniphekileyo ngonaphakade (!) Thatha umlingisi uSergei Bezrukov, kuba yena ngomfanekiso kaSasha Bely - isithixo sabo. Enye ifoto kwisakhelo eklasini eludongeni lufakwe. Ukunyaniseka, emva kweli bali, lakhula. Kwinyani ukuba intombi yam yayikhula. Hayi, mabendizonda ngaphezu kweLocky ehloniphekileyo yeKomsomol ichaza. Khumbula ukuba mangaphi amantombazana emva kwe "Interdevochki" ephupha ukuba ngabahenyuzi! Thina, abadlali, ngokwenene, abakucingi ngemiphumo enjalo. Sityina isivumelwano, sidlala, sithola imali - kunye ne-adieu. Kodwa abantu ngokuzimeleyo baqulethe i-screen. Emva kweqela elikhulu lababulali kunye nama-hooligans, waqala ukudlala indima ebalulekileyo. Abaqondisi ekugqibeleni bakwazi ukuqonda phakathi kwenu ingqungquthela epheleleyo kunye neengqungquthela, kodwa ucocekileyo bomphefumlo, okanye ukhathele ngezinto eziphathekayo? Ndaqala ukwenza ngokutshintshisa ama-90. Emva koko zonke ii-rocket nezinye i-urkagans zifunwa. Ndiyabulela uThixo, ngoku le ntshukumo idlule. Kodwa ndingumculi, emva kwakho konke. Nika umdlalo.
Emva kokuxelelwa ngesiKrasi ngokukhawuleza, ngendlela, iincwadana ezifuna ukuba ndiyidlale "eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka". Khawucinge nje ngantoni na? Kodwa ndandinento enye engqondweni-into yokuba ndiyathanda nawuphi na umlingiswa njengomculi. Ufuna i-Good Pugachev enhle-yifumane. Okwesithathu kulungile, nokuba ngumzingeli onobulunga - kungekhona umbuzo. Ewe, ndiyathetha ngale nto ngongoma, kodwa akunakwenzeka. Ixesha lihlukile. Akukho mntu, njengangaphambili, "i-Seagull" iminyaka emibili ukuhlaziya kwaye ngexesha elifanayo nokuba unonwabo. Iinyanga ezimbini - ubuninzi. Isantya sihlukile. Namhlanje kuyimfuneko ukuhlala kungekho ngoStanislavsky, kodwa kwixesha lexesha elibuhlungu lobomi. Kwirekhodi yakho, ifilimu ethi "Iileta ku-Elsa" iyahlukana. Owe, kwaye wena uyisidumbu apho! Ubomi bentsapho bokwenyani, u-Igor Lifanev kunye neentlobo ezinjalo kufuneka abhekane nazo?
Inxaxheba yam kukho incinane, kodwa ibalulekile. Akunomdla kum ukuba ndidlale iindidi ezingamakhulu ezilandelelanayo ezilandelelana zomntu ongenamandla. Nangona ndithetha into kwinqanaba elaneleyo ukunelisa izibilini zam, zikholelwe mna, akukho mHatlet kuya kufuneka. NdineHamlet yam yonke kwimisebenzi. Kwaye ngee geeks, zonke zizungezile, kuzo zonke iinyathelo. Ndibone ngakumbi. Kodwa umculi akadingi ukuba azicwilise kwizinto ezinjalo. Ngezinye iiyunivesithi zabafundi bajonga ngendlela ehamba ngeendlela - ngubani, njengoko ehamba, iinqumle. Mhlawumbi, eli liyinyathelo lokuqala. Kodwa umculi ophumeleleyo ngumhlanganisi. Amanye uwagqibile. Kwimi kwimeko enjalo intloko ikhompyutha ethile ijoyina. Andizange ndilwe, andizange ndivalelwe entolongweni, kwaye ndiphosakele ngenxa yam yomkhosi kunye neqhayiya. Kwaye nangona kunjalo umculi akafuni ukubulala umntu ukuba angene emfanekisweni wombulali. Igor, kuyinyaniso ukuba ekuqaleni kweminyaka engu-90 ubenenkwenkwezi yokuqala yeRashiya, ecaleni ifilimu yoononopopayi "Yonwabe-4"? Ukhokele apha u-Dmitry Meskhiev ubhalwe phantsi.
Awuyibugqwetha - yayingenangqondo ! Ndaqonda apho ndifumene khona, xa ityala liphelile. UMeskhievaya, ngendlela, akazange abone. Apho, abalawuli abahlukeneyo badubula iincwadana zabo ezincinane. Le nxaxheba ayikwazi ukubizwa. Ndiya egumbini, kukho umfazi olele elele. Ndimthinte nje, usenalo uhlobo lwehashe. Ndafumana ama-dollar angama-300 - ngamaxesha aphezulu, ndathengisa i-TV yokuqala yaseJapan ebomini bam. Ndakubukela kwaye ndonwabile. Kodwa oku ngoku ndiyakuxelela ngokuzenzekelayo ngento. Kwaye ke ndiyazi indlela engafanelekanga ngayo, indlela ehlazisa ngayo! Bonke ubomi bakhe waqalekisa. Ewe, kufana nokulala nomama ongaqhelekanga. Hayi, akuyena mna. Ihlazo. Ewe, ewe, ingaba i-grenade ehlathini okanye ngesibhamu esincinane kwikhephu. Kwakusoloko kubonakala kum ukuba abadlali abanjengawe, ukufumana ukudubula kwimimiselo engapheliyo, umngcipheko okanye isithwathwa, okanye into yokuziqhayisa, pah-pah ... Ngokucacileyo wonke umdlali onesiqendu wayifumana. Kodwa ke sibaculi. Xa ndandisembusweni "Umgibe wombulali", umqhubi, okwenza i-pirouette emoyeni, wandishukumisela ngengubo. Ewe, ngoko ndayeka. Vula amehlo ami-bonke abesabisayo befilimu bayabamba phezu kwam. Bathi oko kuseti "Ii-Special Forces-2", apho udlala umdlali onamandla waseKhrust, ulahlekelwa ngamaxesha amaninzi ukusuka kwelinye ilanga ...
Hayi, ayenzanga . Kwaye le ndawo yayimangalisa ngokwenene. Ekuqaleni kwacetywa ukuba i-litter apho iindawo ezibuhlungu zeCrunch ziza kuthwala ngamadonki amabini. Kodwa izilwanyana ezinenkani zinqwenela ukusebenza. Ngoko ke, ezintabeni, kwafuneka ndidonsa abahlwempuzekileyo kubazalwana. Kwaye ukuba xa beqala ukufowunelwa, ba ndigxeka: "Into enayo, Igorek, ingenakulungile kakhulu - imifanekiso emibini yezinto zonke", ngoko ngoku ndivela ngokugcwele. Ikhamera ikhiphe ubuso babo obuqingqiweyo, kwaye ivela ngaphantsi ndiyiphumelele: "Kakade, andinayo itekisi eyaneleyo, kodwa undihudulela." Kule ngongoma, into ebaluleke kakhulu kubafana bekungayi kubahleka.
Igor, kwingxowa-ndlebe owavuma ukuba iminyaka embalwa edlulileyo, kwinkampani enomhlobo osondeleyo, uDmitry Nagiyev, ehlangene ngokupheleleyo nemikhwa emibi, ngakumbi ngokusela. Kwaye, ukususela ngaloo nto, akukho gram?
Ewe, kutheni? Igama elithi "libophelelwe" livakala ngandlela-thile. Nagiyev kwaye andiyena nje abahlobo, sifana nabazalwana. I-LGITMiK iphela kunye kunye namantombazana e-priudarali. Kwaye balwa kunye neNevsky Prospekt. Kwesinye sezinto ezibonakalayo umzalwana waseDima Nos wasekhaya. Ewe, baphuza ukuze baphile. Ngelinye igama, sasinendlela ebumnandi bokuphila. Bakha ke ubulumko, babamba amahashe. UDima wanciphisa umncinci, andizange ndenze. Wonke umntu unesimo sakhe sengqondo. Igor, uyadubula njani ngesigqi esinamandla sokudubula, uxolo?
Ewe, luhlobo luni loxinzelelo! Apha, umzekelo, namhlanje ndiza kuthatha imifanekiso yobusuku bonke. Ndiya kuhlala ekhaya ezintandathu ngentsasa. Ndiza kuhlamba, ndilale. Ngoko ke luhlobo lonwabo: Ndinenhlanhla ngenxa yokuba ndinomsebenzi onjalo, kwaye ndinento kuyo. Ngoko kutheni ndifanele ndiphumle kuyo? Andiyiqondi ukugxeka kwamanye asebenza nabo: "Hayi, ndidiniwe! Hayi, ndandizibhokoxa njani ngoku kudubula! "Ewe, kufuneka senze ngokukhawuleza, ngokukodwa xa iiprojekthi ezininzi kunye nexesha elide liphantsi kwengcinezelo. Ngandlela-thile ndasebenza ngaphandle kokulala iintsuku ezintathu. Ukulala okuncane - kunye nokwaneleyo. Ngoko yintoni? Ndiza kufuneka, ndibe nemidlalo emithathu kumqolo, kwaye ndiza kudlala ilishumi. Ipholile ngokwenene - ndiyazihlawula kubaphulaphuli. Emva kokuba utshele ibali elikhuphayo malunga nokutshintshiselwa kwexesha lakho elidala, iSoviet, ipasipoti entsha, isiRashiya. Kule nkalo, usenokuba neengxaki ezingaphendulwanga zobomi. Kwakungumongameli kuphela u-Putin onokukunceda umculi. Igor, uzimisele isigqibo? Kwiminyaka emininzi edlulileyo, njengommi ogcina umthetho, ndaya kutshintshwa amaxwebhu eSt. Petersburg. An wayengekho nhlobo.
Umpasipoti wabuza wathi: "Ndiyintanda, kwaye uphila phi ngaphambili?" Emva kokuba ufumene ukuba kwidolophu yaseUkraine yaseNikolaev, waqhubeka nokuhlaselwa: "Ngoku ke ungumntu ongenamntu." Oko kukuthi, akukho mntu ongenamakhaya-akukho mntu. Awukwazi ukucinga ukuba mangaphi amabhabhinethi ndiye ngaphahla, mangaphi amaphepha endiwatyikityo. Konke akunamsebenzi. Le meko yayiyinkimbinkimbi yinto yokuba ipasipoti endala ndawonakele kwiphepha lokuqala, kwaye iileta ezimbini zokuqala zishiya kwifayili. Kulungile kwaye phi, kucelwa ukuba, kum nomnxeba wamaFane? Kwaye umonakalo wepropati karhulumente, eyayiyipasipoti yommi wase-USSR, kwafuneka iphele.
Xa ekugqibeleni kufika udumo oluthile, kwafuneka ndifune uncedo kwi-First Channel, ephakamisa umbuzo wam kwinqanaba loMphathiswa Wobulungisa. UVolokita wahlala unyaka kunye nesiqingatha. Ewe, xa ndandingumntu "wehlabathi", kwakuyihlazo. Ngaloo nto intombi yam yazalwa, ngoko ke wayengummi waseRussia ngamaxwebhu. Kwaye ubaba wakhe ugosa ... Igor, uneminyaka engakanani uNastya ngoku? Elinesine.
Igor, nekamva sele sele ligqibile?
Hayi, ayikho. Kwaye andiziphazamisi kule nkqubo. Enye into endiyazi ngokuqinisekileyo: akayi kuba yi-physicist okanye i-botanist. Inokwenzeka ukuba, uya kukhetha uhlobo oluthile lokuqeqeshwa kwangaphambi kokudala. Ndandisoloko ndiyithatha kunye nam ukususela ebuntwaneni. Ngelo xesha wazisa yena ukuze azimelele. Saya kwindawo yokuzivocavoca kunye naye, ndamfundisa iindlela ezahlukeneyo zokulwa, ezamshesha ngokukhawuleza. Yonke intsasa - inkokhelo enzima kunye ne-ice shower.
Ngelo xesha, uNastia wayeyintombazana enhle kakhulu, yonke imihla-into entsha yokububula. Xa waqala ukuphefumula ngomoya osebenza naye kwi-BDT. Ndagqiba ekubeni ndonwabele umntwana kwaye ndawazisa. Lo mculi ohlonishwayo waxwayiswa kusengaphambili malunga neemvakalelo zomfana omncinci. Omnye, njengoko kulindeleke, waqala ukusasaza ngezwi eliphumayo: "Sawubona, Nastya. Njani wena? Ufuna ukuthini na ukuba undixelele? "Kwaye ngoko ubuhle bethu, ngokucacileyo, bubuninzi beemvakalelo, ukukhanya kwelanga kuyancwina, i-cilia ibhalwa kwaye ... njengomlenze womdlali weqhawe! Yena, intsizana ehlwempuzekileyo, waguqa waza wabubula ngezwi eliqinileyo: "Yeyintombazana entle! Ungalibali ukuhlawula uyihlo umnsalo ophantsi. " UNastya yintombi yakho evela kumtshato wakho wokuqala. Ubudlelwane nomfazi wakhe owayengumfazi uTatyana behlala beqhelekileyo? Ewe, kwaye ndivuyiswa kakhulu ngaloo nto. Uyazi, ekuqaleni ndaba nomona ngalabo banditshoyo kwintetho evuyokileyo, bathi, ndiyindoda enhle, ndiqhawule, kwaye andizange ndizisole kwaye ndathumela wonke umntu. Oku akukwenzekayo. Nayiphi na ingxaki yentsapho inzima kakhulu.
Umfazi owayengumfazi naye ungumdlali wokudlala. Mhlawumbi nje iibhere ezimbini azizange zihlangane kwelinye ilanga? Ewe, ewe! Mna, uyazi, soloko unalo ibhere elinye kwibhande layo. Nantsi iphuzu lihlukile: bayeka ukunithanda. Umlawuli wakho u-Elena ungumfazi wakho wesibini. Ngaba akunzima ngosuku nosuku ukuba sibe kunye iiyure ezingama-24 ngosuku? Ndimhle kakhulu naye. Kwaye ndivuyiswa kukuba ndinethuba lokwenza imeko: Ndiza kudubula kuphela nomfazi wam. Khawucinge nje, imini yonke ndiyitshisa kwenye indawo. Ndiya kuphuma onke amanqabileyo, eyoyikisayo. Kwaye ekhaya - makube yiBelorussia, iUkraine, iRashiya - ndiya kuhlanjululwa ngoko nangoko, ndidibanise kwaye ndondliwe. Ngaphandle kobomi?