Malunga nendlela i-humorist edumileyo uGarik Martirosyan ibhekisela ngayo uzuko lwakhe, siya kukuxelela ngendima yakhe kwintsapho nasemsebenzini namhlanje.
Garik , uthanda udumo nayo yonke imiphumo elandelayo: ukutshitshiswa kwithelevishini, udliwano-ndlebe kunye nesithombe esichukumisayo kumaphephancwadi, ukuqonda ngokusemthethweni kwisitalato, umkhosi wabalandeli?
Hayi, andithandi uzuko. Ukuba kwakungengenxa yonyango olufunekayo, ngokubanzi ndiya kuphephetha iincwadana. Kwaye ndizama ukutsala ingqalelo.
Ngokuqhelekileyo, ndiyamangaliswa: kutheni abantu bebuza ukuba ndibukeka njani, indlela endiphila ngayo, ndihlala kunye naye, oko ndithethayo ... Ngokombono wam, andinguye umntu othakazelisayo ukubhalela kunye nokufotela - kukho abantu abanomdla ngakumbi.
Ukuthozama ngokumangalisayo ngegama lakho! Kubonakala kum ukuba wena, ngaphezu kweminye into enye, yindawo enokuzithelekileyo kuyo. Ndithetha abahlali beComedy Club. Ingaba le indima yakho okanye ingabe unobomi obufanayo?
Ukuba sithetha ngobomi, andiyi kuthetha ukuba kukhululile. Ngokuphambene noko, ndiyindoda enomdla. Kusuka kubafana abavela kwiComedy Club bavelisa amandla amaninzi kangangokuba ngamanye amaxesha kunzima ukuba kufaka ilizwi! Ndiya kuthi njalo: Iqela leComedy yinkqubo enamandla kakhulu kwihlabathi. Kwaye malunga nokuba ndizolile?
Ndiyathemba kubafana, yintoni ke ndizolile. Kubo.
Ubomi bakho bonke budibanise nehlazo. Ngaba awulahlekelwa ngumnqweno wokuhleka usulu kwaye wenze amahlaya ekhaya?
Kwaye ndikhaya kwaye musa ukwenza amahlaya.
Ngomnye udliwano-ndlebe wachaza inveli kunye nomfazi wakho wexesha elizayo: "Emva kokuba sithengise iintsuku ezimbalwa eSochi, ekugqibeleni satshintshana iifowuni kwaye, xa sasihlukane, sasizibandakanya kwii-chimes ezingapheliyo. Emva koko baqala ukubhabana omnye nomnye ngemihla engenangqiqo: malunga ne-600 km enye indlela ... "Kutheni" imihla yokunyaniseka "?
Kungenxa yokuba xa abantu behlala nje kwiidolophu ezahlukeneyo - kumazwe ahlukeneyo, yintoni enye yokubiza iintlanganiso 5-6 iiyure kanye ngeveki? Kwaye lonke ixesha lihlala libiza omnye nomnye ... Lihlekisa kwaye lihlekisa.
Kwaye kwidolophu yakubo awukwazi ukufumana umfazi?
Hayi, kutheni, kunjalo, unokuthi. Kodwa andingacingi ngako nhlobo. Uyabona, andizange ndibe nenjongo yokufumana umfazi eMoscow okanye eJerevan. Okanye ngokukhethekileyo kwisixeko esithile .. Hayi, sifumaneka eSochi - kwaye umbulele uThixo.
Umtshato wadlala eKyprus ...
Yonke into yavela ukuba ibe yimpromptu. Sasinezihlobo kunye neqela le-KVN eLimassol, kwaye kwakuyidolophu enqabileyo enqabileyo kangangokuthi sanquma ukudlala umtshato apho. Akukho nto ecwangcisa kwangaphambili, ngokukhawuleza.
Ngokuqhelekileyo amantombazana abonisa umtshato wabo kwiinkcukacha ezincinci: umtshato womtshato, iindwendwe, abafazi abatshatileyo. Kwaye ngokukhawuleza i-impromptu ...
Ewe, uJeanne wayemele konke ngaphambili. Kodwa saphendukela kwi-arhente ekhethekileyo yaseCypriot, kwaye yonke into yahlelwa ngokumangalisayo! Umtshakazi wavuya gqitha! Ngoko ndicebisa wonke umntu ukuba athathe umtshato eM Limassol. Ndicinga ukuba wonke umntu unokuphupha oku: I-Cyprus, ulwandle, ilanga, uthando kunye namahlaya kubahlobo-KVN-kshchikov. Ngokuqhelekileyo, sinokuyithetha ukuba yayibulela kulo mdlalo omangalisayo owaziwa nguJeanne.
Ewe, okwethutyana wadlala kwiqela le-KVN yesixeko saseSochi, kodwa emva koko washiya le nto yayingenangqondo kwaye waqala ukwenza umyalelo. Kwaye waba ngummeli onzulu.
Kodwa wena, ngokuchasene noko, uya kuba ngumculi, ngoko wade wenziwa njengogqirha, efumene idiploma ye-neurologist-psychotherapist-kwaye yaphela kanjani ...
Kuyinyaniso, iminyaka emine ndafundelwa umculi. Emva koko wangena kwiziko lonyango, apho i-KVN yaqala khona. Ukongeza konke into eyaziwayo kakade ...
Ewe, kwaziwa: abatsha abancinci, abaqinileyo, ababukhali abakhohlisayo baphuma kwi-KVN baza badala iComedy Club, beshiya bonke "abadala" bama-humor: Petrosian, Zhvanetsky, Zadornov ... Iyintoni impumelelo? Ingaba ubutsha bakho buba neyakho okanye ngaba unamahlaya anamhlanje?
Ndimele ndithi, asizange sishiye nabani emva! Okokuqala, kuba sinentlonelo enkulu kwizinto esisebenza nabo. Kuzo naziphi na iziteshi, nakweyiphi na iminyaka yobudala.
Kodwa umshicileli ulungele uxoxiswano nawe ... Ngoku, ubuncinane.
Lo umehluko phakathi kokuthandwa kunye nodumo. Kwaye akuyona nto imiselweyo. Ukuba sithetha ngoZhvanetsky, ke akusiyo nje i-humorist, kodwa ifilosofi. Ndiyamhlonela, kwaye asikho ncintiswano kunye naye okanye iZadornovs. Mhlawumbi, kwimihla yakutshanje siye sabangela ukuxhamla ngakumbi kunabanye abahlaziyi. Yaye yintoni na into ekumangalisa ngayo? Ngubani omtsha nomncinci, unamandla kunabanye. Apha emva kwethu bahlaseli bahlaseli beza kuza, kwaye baya kuba bhetele kunathi - ukukhanya, abanet talente, ababi, ababukhali ngakumbi.
Masibuyele kwizinto zangempela. Ifilimu ethi "I-Russia yethu: I-Eggs of Destiny" yahlolwa ngokugqithiseleyo kwizikrini ze-CIS, apho wenza njengombhali wembono kunye nomvelisi wokudala. Ngaba banelisekile ngenxa yomsebenzi wabo?
Ewe, awukwazi ukwaneliseka ngokupheleleyo . Uhlala ufuna ukuhlawula into ethile. Kodwa ngokwemidlalo ye-cinema-ndiyaneliseke gqitha. Ngokwenene i-movie kunye nomdlalo.
Ngaba yinyani ukuba ngaphambi kokuba kukhutshwe ifilimu kwizikrini kwifomu egqityiweyo ayibonakali, ngaphandle kweqela elincinci labantu?
Ewe, ifilimu yadutshulwa kwimfihlelo eyingozi. Kwimfihlo, naye wayekhutshwe. Kwaye phambi kwe-premiere babona abantu aba-7
Ukunyaniseka kweengqungquthela! Kwaye abazange babonise zabo izihlobo? Kumfazi, umzekelo?
Ndandingafuni ukuphulaphula indlela yam. Ndandifuna ukuba wonke umntu aye kwi-cinema - kwaye sele sele esesikrinini, kunye nokulungiswa, kunye neefayile zekhompyutheni, ngesandi esihle, ubukele le movie. Kuyinto edangalisa kakhulu ukubonisa ifilimu kumsebenzi osebenzayo - akukho nto.
Umfazi wakho ugxeka into oyenzayo, okanye ngokungahambisani nokuxhasa ukubonakaliswa kwakho kokudala?
Ndiza kuthi kuphela kwintsapho yethu akukho nto ingqalelo kuyo into endiyenzayo. Ngokubhekiselele kulo: "Makhe, sibone namhlanje akwenzileyo apho, kwaye siya kuqikelela." Akukho ukunyaniseka okupheleleyo okanye ukugxeka okupheleleyo. Ngokuyisisiseko, zonke ziphephe kwi nyaniso yokuba "sijonge inkqubo, konke kulungile."
Ngaba unayo ingxabano kwizihloko zokudala?
Hayi, akunzeki. Nangona mna nomfazi wam sinemibono eyahlukileyo kwizinto ezihlekisayo (nto eyenza ndihlekise, ndingayishiya ingenamdla), wonke umntu uhlala egazini lakhe kwaye akayikunyanzelisa.
Ndicinga ukuba akaphikisi nawe, kuba ungobugcisa! (Uhleka) Mhlawumbi.
Okanye akasenayo ithuba lokuphikisa: abantwana ababini kunye nendlu, ndiyayiqonda, kuyo?
Enyanisweni, iminyaka emi-5-6 uye wachitha lonke ixesha lakhe kwintsapho. Umnikazi endlwini yethu ngumkakhe. Ngokuchanekileyo, umnikazi womhlaba. Yonke into enxulumene nokulungiswa kwekhaya kunye nokuphila, ukuthenga, abantwana - ngaba kunjalo. Kwaye ndivuya gqitha ukuba kunjalo.
Ewe, kucacile: umntu uyifumana, kwaye ibhinqa liyindawo. Kodwa kunjalo: ekhaya na unayo nayiphi na imisebenzi?
Ndihlawula kakhulu intombi yam. UJasmine uneminyaka emihlanu ubudala-ubudala xa umntwana ebamba ulwazi ngokubhekiselele kwi-fly. Sichitha ixesha elide kunye kunye: ukubukela iiklip, iidrafti, iincwadi zokufunda ... Ndifuna ukuzisebenzisa ngokunjalo ixesha elidliwayo lonke kwaye ndimnike ulwazi oluninzi ngangokunokwenzeka.
Yaye umfazi wakhe uhlala exakeke kunye nendodana encinane. Ezinye iinyanga ezimbini okanye ezintathu ziya kudlula phambi kokuba uDaniel aqale ukuqonda nokuqonda into ethile.
Ngaba uyatsho intombi yentombi? Zeziphi na?
Ewe, ewe, ndiyatsho. Ngamanye amaxesha kuyinto eqhelekileyo, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ndicinga ukuba ndiyiphakamise, into ethile kwindlela yam.
Mhlawumbi, uthanda "okukhethekileyo" kubayihlo ngakumbi?
Usengayiqondi apho ibali eliyinyani, kwaye "yinyani".
Ngaba unqwenela ukuba abantwana bakho babe ngumsebenzi weenkwenkwezi? Unayo yonke ithuba lokubanceda kule nto.
Kunoko, hayi. Ndiyakholelwa ukuba into ephambili kukunika imfundo efanelekileyo. Yaye qi ni sekise ukuba banomntwana obonwabileyo. Yintoni eya kwenzeka emva koko - iya kuba kamva.
Ngoko ke abazali bakho, umzekelo, bakunike imfundo emangalisayo. Udlala ipiyano, uthetha iilwimi zangaphandle, upende, ubhalise kwiyunivesithi ehloniphekileyo ...
Ukuba ndikhumbula imfundo yam yomculo, ndivuma: eneminyaka emithandathu ubudala ndangena kwisikolo somculo, apho, emva kweenyanga ezintandathu, ndikhishwe ngenxa yokuziphatha okubi. Kwaye kuphela iklasi kwizihlobo ezilishumi zandifundisa ukudlala ipiyano. Kwaye ke mna ndiyifumene igarari. Kodwa ekubeni andiyazi umculo, andidlala kakuhle.
Ngezinye iilwimi ngaphandle kweRussia neArmenian, ngelitshi, andisayi kuthetha naziphi na iilwimi.
Ngamaqhinga, kodwa kubonakala ngathi uyi-polyglot.
Ndiyazi isiNgesi nesiNtaliyane ncinane, kodwa kunzulu kakhulu ukuthabatha inkululeko yokuqinisekisa ukuba ndabakho.
Garik, ufunda amaphephancwadi acwecwe?
Hayi, andiyi. Akunabhinqa namadoda. Ndinomdla kwiincwadi, kungekhona ezobugcisa. Ndiyathanda i-astrophysics, ndafunda zonke iincwadi zenzululwazi kuyo. Kuyinto yokuzilibazisa, kodwa ndiyithatha ngokungqongqo.
Ewe, kwaye, ngokucacileyo , ungumntu onzulu. Yikuphi ke, okuqhelekileyo kuninzi lwabahlaziyi beengcali. Ingaba wena, Garik, unesiphako?
Ewe, andiyikugqibelela. Ndineempazamo ezininzi. Ngokomzekelo, ndichitha ixesha elide emsebenzini, kaninzi ngombuso wesantya. Ukufunwa ngokumangalisayo kwakhe kunye nabanye. Andilali kakhulu. Ndiya kulala ngethuba kakhulu. Umfazi ugxeka ngoku ...
Oko kukuthi, yiyona nto ingenakwenzeka ngayo umculi odumile wamahlaya uGarik Martirosyan?
Unokuthi yebo.
Garik, ngaba uzijonga njengesityebi?
Hayi, andisityebi kakhulu. Lapha kwincwadi enye yaseRashiya ibhala nje ukuba uMartirosyan ucebile kakhulu. Bhala malunga nemali engabonakaliyo, bathi, Ndifumana ama-euro ayi-50 000 ...
Yonke into engenamsebenzi! Sifumana umyalelo wobukhulu ngaphantsi kwezinto ezibhaliweyo malunga nokushicilela. Sifumana kwi-par kunye nabanye abameli bezoshishino kunye nabalingane bethu. Akukho okanye ngaphantsi.