Kwaye ke, kwisandi se-puncher, owayesebenza kwindlu yam, efanelekileyo kwigumbi elilandelayo, ndagqiba ekubeni ndibhale malunga nabafazi. Ngaba ndifuna ukuqonda oko abafazi abazenzayo yonke imini? Ingaba unqwenela ngokukhawuleza ukukhangela isitofu kunye netyile? Kwaye ke, njani abafazi abangenamsebenzi bachitha ixesha labo ?
Umfazi weNdlu ngumfazi ongeke ahlale yonke imini phambi kweTV kwaye akafuneki ieskese, kwaye ungathathi umzekelo kaDasha Bukin kwi-series ethi "uyavuya kunye" kwaye ucinge ukuba bonke abafazi bafana nabo. Uphutha kakubi xa ucinga njalo.
Umfazi ngumfazi ohlala kuyo yonke indlu kunye nabantwana, ngulo mgcini wendlu. Uphuculo lwasekhaya ngumsebenzi onzima wokubamba indlu, ukugcina ukuvisisana, ucoceko, ucoceko kunye nokuhleleka kuyo. Andiyicingi ukuba indoda ingakwazi ukugcina umyalelo endlwini kwaye kanye xelela abantwana malunga nokuchanekileyo nokuba yintoni engalungile, kodwa simele esitofu.
Indoda iza ekhaya ize iqalise ukunyelisa umfazi ngenxa yokuhlala ekhaya, ukuba akukho nto ivela kuyo, kwaye ingenise imali endlwini. Kwaye akacingi, imisebenzi yakhe esitofu ayidla, ezele i-mayonnaise eninzi, kwaye akacingi, enobunzima bakhe ubona amaphupha amnandi, ehlaselwa kwiphepha elicocekileyo. Mhlawumbi ngokuqinisekileyo ukholelwa ukuba abantwana bahlakaniphile kwaye baveliswa ngokuzalwa kwabo bonke.
Uhlaselo olusoloko olungazuzeliyo intsapho luhlala lubonisa ukuhlambalaza kwaye lubonisa ukuba ngaphandle kokusebenza kwakhe akukho nto kuyenzeka. Kwaye akaphosi? Mhlawumbi, ukuba bekungekho na kuwe akuyi kubakho i-borsch ecocekileyo etafileni kwaye bekungeke kuhlambuluke iikhati kunye neesokisi, kwaye akayi kulala kwiimakhishithi, ukuphosa ukutshatyalaliswa okumsulwa. Emva kokumangalelwa okunjalo kunye nokuxabana, ekugqibeleni uyaqonda ukuba ukhathele konke oku kwaye uqokelela zonke izinto ozithatha abantwana kwaye uhambe uphile kunye nonyoko kwindlu engasemva kwaye uqale ukugcina ucoceko kunye nokuhleleka khona. Umyalelo osendlwini womfazi wendlu mhlawumbi usegazini, kwaye akukho ndlela ayikwazi ukukhishwa kuyo.
Ndinomakhulukazi, kwaye njengoko usenokuba uqikelele, ungumfazi wendlu engasebenziyo. Intombi yakhe idlala i-violin yokuqala yeklasi kwaye ithatha umvuzo kuwo onke amancintiswano, oko kukuthi, yokuqala kunye nesibini, ekhaya layo yonke into iyinyumba kwaye isoloko isondlo esiphundu etafileni okanye, ubuncinane, kwisitofu. Xa beza kundityelela kwangaphambili, xa ndisebenza, kwaye kwakungekho ixesha lokucoca indlu, ekufikeni kwam indlu yam yajika yaba yindlu engenamanzi kunye nephunga elimnandi kwindlu kunye nokutya okumnandi etafileni.
Ngaloo mzuzu, mna ndiyakholelwa ukuba kukho nawuphi na umntu oba ngumfazi ongekho msebenzi onzima kwaye ingqondo engadingeki. Ngoku, ehleli ekhaya, ndiyayiqonda yonke ingxaki yolawulo lwendlu kwaye ndibona ubunzima beli likhoyo.
Abantu bethu abathandekayo abayikuxabisa oko banako, kodwa banexabiso elixabisekileyo kumntu nangomfanekiso wethu. Yaye ukuba ubagxotha konke okuzilindele ekhaya, okuyi-oda kunye nokutya okumnandi, ndiqinisekile ukuba baya kukuphosa konke oku ngaphezu kwakho. Kungenxa yokuba emva komyalelo omhle kunzima ukutshintshela umonakalo obi. Yaye musa ukukholelwa ukukholwa kwaye ukholelwe ukuba ulahlekelwe ngakumbi. Amadoda amaqhinga, aqiqayo, aze asinike uthuli emehlweni ethu, athi sisilumko kunye nezilumko. Ukuba uyamshiya emva kwempikiswano encinane, kwaye ngeveki uya kunamathela kunye ne-rose flower of roses kunye neendandatho zedayimane, kwaye ukuba ucela emadolweni kunye neinyembezi emehlweni akhe ukuba abuyele endlwini yakho, ngoko uyazi inyaniso enenkohlakalo, akanakho umyalelo indlu, iicwecwe ezicocekileyo kunye nokutya okumnandi etafileni.
Sonke sinokucinga ukuba luhlobo luni lendoda engatshatanga ... okanye masenze amalungiselelo okuhamba ngeenxa zonke kwiindlu zomntu ongenalutho. Kuyo yonke indawo kukho izinto ezingcolileyo, iisokisi ezivumbayo, akukho zicathulo ezicocekileyo kwikhefu, kwaye ke ubeka umsebenzi wakhe kungekhona iikhati ezihlambulukile esele zigqoke ngaphandle kokuba zihlambuluke, kodwa zivele kuphela kwi-balcony. Kwaye uyintoni na? Ukuba ukhangele inkunkuma, sinokubona ezininzi iiphakheji ezingenanto ezivela kwi-noodle esheshayo, kunye nebhotile engenanto ye vodka.
Ewe, yintoni enye onokuyiphuza ngayo? Ubuza, yintoni intlungu? Ngaba akusizibuhlungu ukuhlala kwi-pigsty enjalo, ukuya emsebenzini kwiingubo kungekuqala ukutsha, kwaye udle ukutya okungenampilo? Ngokombono wam, akukho nto iyimbi. No pastel? Mhlawumbi, akukho mfazi oqhelekileyo wayenokubeka kwi-pastel enjalo, engaphendulwanga iminyaka emininzi, kungekhona ilinen yelinen ayitshintsanga ixesha elide. Ukuba uyasondela kwaye ukhangele ngakumbi, unokubona iziqhekeza zokutya ebhedeni kwaye ... oThixo wam .... fuuuu .... amasokisi angcolileyo!
Kwaye ukuba kwakukho ithuba leentsuku ezimbalwa ukuguqula indoda ibe ngumfazi, kunye nomfazi kumntu. Mshiya indoda ekhaya kunye neengxaki zonke zasekhaya, wayeya kuzilawula njani? Ndicinga ukuba kucaca kakuhle ukuba ibhinqa elinemicimbi yamadoda liyakuphatha njani, kuba namhlanje kunamabhinqa amaninzi abenza umsebenzi wamadoda kwaye bafumana ngcono kunamadoda. Umzekelo omhle yifilimu ethi "Operation Y" yiGaidai owaziwayo, khumbula ekuqaleni ekuqaleni kukagogo kunye noShurik, xa ugogo wamnceda intombazana enye ngakwesinye icala, kwaye ngelinye icala wayigcoba inhlama yesonka kwaye ngexesha elifanayo wayipheka into kwisitofu, kwaye kwafuneka msebenzi. Yaye wayesebenza njengomkhuseli kwindawo yokugcina impahla. Ngaba lo msebenzi wabasetyhini? Ikakhulukazi kumakhulu?
Yaye khumbula, ubuza uShurik ukuba athathe indawo yakhe endlwini xa esebenza. Cinga kwakhona le filimu, ukuba awukhumbuli indlela uShurik abhekana ngayo nemisebenzi yasekhaya, indlela yonke into ewela ngayo ezandleni zakhe. Kwaye ubalekela njani ugogo wakhe, ukuba uya kumsindisa aze amsindise. Andiyi kuqonda into enye! Washiya njani umntwana omncinci wendlu enye ??? Ngoko kholosa amadoda omntwana wakho emva koko!
Ngaba le filimu ayinelanga ngokwenza umzekelo ocacileyo wokuba amadoda angenawo asemakhaya? Ngaba le frimu ayikho ubungqina bokuba indoda yinto epheleleyo ekhitshini? Ewe, le filimu yanele! Kwaye ukuba ucinga ukuba le yile filimu, xelela, akuyiyo iimboniso zefilimu ezithathwe ebomini? Ukuze uqiniseke ngokuqinisekileyo, shiya umyeni wakho ekhitshini ngebhodi ebilisayo kunye nabantwana abangenangqungquthela yomnye, kwaye uhambahamba kunye nabahlobo okanye uhambe xa uthengela ukuba ufuna ukubeka umngcipheko umyalelo kwindlu kunye nempilo yabantwana bakho ngenxa yokuba ungazi into onokuyilindela kumntu xa engenzi lawula imeko, kwaye akayi kukwazi ukulawula imeko. Ukuze uqinisekise, khumbula i-movie "Operation Y" kwakhona.
Ukuba ngumfazi umhle kwaye kunzima kakhulu, kwaye ukuba ngumama wendlu kunzima nakakhulu. Kwaye ndicinga ukuba akufanele ubize umfazi ongasebenziyo, kuba umsebenzi wakhe ngumsebenzi wendlu. Ukupheka, ukuhlamba, ukucoca, ukucoca nokugcinwa kwendlu kunye nokulawulwa kwabantwana. Kwaye ke, konke oku kuthatha usuku lonke, kwaye ekupheleni kosuku umfazi unxinekile ngaphantsi kunokuba asebenze kwindawo ethile kwisixeko kumalume omninzi. Yiloo nto ibhinqa lokwenene linika usuku lwakhe kwikhaya lokuphila, indoda kunye nabantwana.
I-zapplpta akufanele ifake imali kuphela kumyeni wayo kwiimfuno zekhaya kunye nezimonyo ezinempahla, kodwa kusengaphambili kuyimfuneko ukuhlonipha, uthando, ukunyamekela, kunye nomvuzo kufuneka kube ne-boucets chic kunye nezipho-ezithandekayo kunye nothando. Ngaba abendlukazi abayithandi loo ??? Yaye ukuba amadoda ayazi ukuba nzima ukulolu hlobo lo msebenzi, kubakho imfuneko ukuwashiya kwisangqa sokungabikho kwekhaya. Baye baqonde ukuba kunjani ukuba ngumfazi wendlu, kwaye bavumeleke ekugqibeleni baqonde i-feminine!