Isipho kumntu owayengumntu wokuqala

Awuhambanga naye ixesha elide ngaphantsi kwenyanga. Sekudlule inyanga ukusuka kwintliziyo yakho yekile ukuphuka kwisifuba ekukhankanyiweyo kwegama lakhe okanye unyaka, kwaye mhlawumbi ngaphezulu. Kwimeko nayiphi na imeko, isimo "sangaphambili" emva kwayo sisigxininise ngokucacileyo kwaye singenakwenzeka. Kwaye i-serenade phantsi kwewindow yakho ihlaziywa ngumbono ohluke ngokupheleleyo.


Kuba nayiphi na injongo enkundleni yakho ayizange ifumane ingcamango yesipho saloo nto yangaphambili okanye yintlanzi, yenza nje into emnandi kumgama wezinto zonke ezilungileyo phakathi kwakho okanye ukamenywa kwiseshoni ngozuko losuku lokunqoba kwakhe kwizakhono zedolophu yaseDuma. Lo msebenzi uza kuthethwa ngawo nawo wonke uxanduva.

Kwaye ngoku ixesha lixinzezela, umbuzo wesipho uyalenga, kwaye akulula ukuphendula ngokukhawuleza. Uzulazula ngeenxa zonke kwiivenkile - ukuba ungakhetha ntoni?

Yaye yintoni uhlahlo lwabiwo-mali?
Khumbula ukuba isipho asilona msebenzi wokuvavanya ukuziphatha kakubi. Esi sipho (kungakhathaliseki ukuba ngubani othethiweyo) into ephambili yinto yokuqala kunye nempembelelo eveliswayo, kwaye ingabi nemali enokuhlawula ngayo. Musa ukucinga ukuba uchitha imali eninzi, wenza i-feat. Nangona kukho, ewe, ngaphandle.

UAlina, omnye wam owaziwayo, wamnika i-intanethi yintandane yokutyelela eMadrid. Wayengumdlali kaCristiano Ronaldo, wayehlala ephupha ukuvakashela iSpain ngebhedi eliqhelekileyo elibandakanya i-rowan tree.

UAlina wandixelela ukuba isizathu sokutshatyalaliswa kwakuhlala kukuhleka. "UTyicheichego akaphumelelanga kwaye akayi kufumana ebomini nomlingiswa wakhe! - wasasaza iziprofeto zakhe. "Yaye uya kuhlala kwiindonga ezine kude kube ngumhlalaphantsi!"

Kwiminyaka emibini ukususela ngexesha lokuphuka, liye laphakama ngokwezimali ukuze abantu abajikelezile bephelile, kwaye banokukwazi ukuyisa eMadrid kungekhona kuphela edumeleyo, kodwa yonke intsapho yakhe. Esi siphelo sasiphelile kungekudala kakhulu iphupha lakhe, njengoluyintando yakhe.

Zama ukungabi nciphisa
Ikhesi elinamanci elinesixhenxe elineshumi elinesixhenxe, i-fox and shaving foam, yishiye ngenxa yecala elibi kakhulu - akunakwenzeka ukuba amaphupha okukufumana (ngaphandle kokuba uqokelele iisokisi kwaye ukhuphe i-razor eyingozi kane ngosuku).

Ungadluli intonga
Khumbula: kuzo zonke izinto umlinganiselo ubalulekile. Ithuba lokubonisa isipho kweso sangaphambili yisona sizathu esihle sokungena kwiqula kunye nentloko yakhe, kwaye umhubhele i-curl yakhe kwisakhelo sememori ende, ukukhethwa kwamaphephancwadi i-Playboy kwiminyaka embalwa edlulileyo, okanye iingubo zangaphantsi ezineendlovu eziluhlaza.

Kungcono kumnike ithikithi kwi-cinema enye i-premiere, ukuhamba ngomkhumbi okanye uhambo lweflaya kwiziko elithile lononophelo-ibhola yeebhilidi, i-bowling alley, njl njl. UNowa apha kufuneka uqaphele emva kwegridi yegridi njengeqela lokuxhasa kwaye uhlabelela ngasemva: "Wah-hsia da-wai!" - kungeyona nto efanelekileyo. Ukongezelela, mhlawumbi sele sele ekwazi ukufumana intombi entsha, kwaye kwimeko apho uya kufuneka unikezele kabini umthamo weethikithi, okanye nonke ukuba unqabe kulo msebenzi, ukuze ungabhubhisi umbambano wabantu.

Ngelinye igama, kungakhathaliseki ukuba kuza ntoni engqondweni yakho - ungayigqithisi, ubeka ingozi yokuba yinkosikazi yeclown okanye ukuba, ngokufanelekileyo, i-apple yokungahambelani.

Ngokwendalo ngengqondo! okanye izipho ezivela kwicandelo "
Ukuze anike umfana umdaniso waseMpumalanga okanye ukumbeka ngesithuthuthu, egqoke kwi-rocket ye-otvyaznuyu, kuya kuba yinto enqabileyo kwaye ayibaleki, kodwa kwimeko leyo yangaphambili ayifanele ngokupheleleyo. Ixesha "lemiba" enjalo ngaphambili (ngaphandle kokuba uzibeke umgomo wokubuyisela umthandi wakhe wangaphambili).

Ukuba uxakeke kakhulu kunye nomntu wakhe, uyagubha usuku ngemini yakhe, i-muscle eneentloko ezintathu ibala iikhalori, iyalungiselela ikhekhe e-3 kunye nekhefu ayiyinto engenamsebenzi, kwaye idibanisa ubunzima bomzimba obu-3 njengesipho kumntu ogama lakhe linguMnu Muscle. Kodwa ithikithi yonyaka kwi-clubs clubpodoydet kule meko njengoko akunakwenzeka ngendlela. Mnikele kuye uthi: "Ndiyakhumbula ukuba kubaluleke kangakanani kuwe."

Kwakhona, kungcono ukuba uqaphele ukuba unganiki i-botanist i-skate roller, intombazana ye-bikini ebhodweni, i-petunia ebhodweni, kunye ne-ornithologist iqanda le-cuckoo, ngelixa ikwazisa ngombono onobuqili: "Mnyamekele, unokwenza!" Ufuna ukuthokoza emehlweni akhe kunye nentlonipho, , kunjalo?

Omnye umzekelo. Wayesoloko engafuni ukugxotha umdlalo, kwaye ukuzingela kwakucinga ukuba uyithandayo. Yaye unguye kwaye uyamnika intlanzi yokuloba, wongeze ngelo xesha: "Mhlawumbi ngoku uya kwenza, ukuyeka ukudubula izilwanyana ezinokuzivikela kwaye ekugqibeleni ube nomsebenzi onobulumko?" Ukuba oko kwenzeka, andiyi kutyumbela kwisobho seentlanzi. " Yena, mhlawumbi, ucinga nje ukuba uyingxaki, kwaye ayikaziwa ukuba le ntsikelelo iya kugqitywa njani.

Njengesipho esingathathi hlangothi, isatifikethi sokuthenga into evela kwintsimi yezinto ezithandwayo, umbhobho wokutshaya ucuba (ukuba ukutshaya kwangaphambili). Yaye ukuba ngaba, umzekelo, u-sushman osweleko-unako ukumnika izesekeli zokwenza i-sushi.

Okukhethwa kukho, eqinisweni, bubumnyama, kwaye ngubani, njengokuba uyazi izinto azithandayo nokungazithandiyo. Into ephambili - yinyani, khetha isipho ngomphefumlo wakho-kwaye zonke ziya kuba!