Ukubulisa ukusuka ngoMatshi 8

Iinguqu ezininzi zokuvuyiswa ngo-Matshi 8 ngenxa yintanda ethandwa kwiprose nevesi.
Unyaka wonke, amadoda kuwo onke amazwe ayazibuza: "Indlela yovuyisana nabasetyhini bakho abathandekayo kwiNkcubeko yamaZwe ngamazwe ngeli xesha?" Bonke abafazi bahluke kakhulu kuba kunzima ukukhetha ukubingelela bonke abantu abayathanda. Ukuvuyela intanda yakho ngo-Matshi 8 kunzima - kufuneka ummangalise kwaye unike isipho esingalibalekiyo. Esinye sezipho ezingalibalekiyo singaba mnandi kakhulu, sibhalwe ngokuzimela okanye sikhethwe kwi-intanethi. Umfazi oyintandokazi, intombazana nentombi inokuthabatha amagama amahle, ekhuphe isipho esisisiseko. Kodwa musa ukulibala malunga namantombazana ayedade, ukuba, xa bakucaphukisa emva kokuhlukana, baya kukwazi ukutshintsha isimo sakho sengqondo kwaye baxolele izikhalazo ezidlulileyo. Ukuvuyisana kungenziwa kwiprose okanye ivesi, kuxhomekeka kwiintetho zeentombazana kunye neemvakalelo zakho. Musa ukukhangela ngamagama amahle ngo-Matshi 8, kwaye intando yakho iya kukuvuyisa unyaka wonke ngothando lwakho nothando.

Ndiyakuvuyela intombazana yakho intanda ngo-Matshi 8

Ukususela ngomhla we-8 kaMatshi, othandekayo,
Namhlanje ndonke ngenxa yenu.
Ndifuna ukupheka okroshka,
Kodwa watshisa elincinci

Ndaya kuluhlamba iimpahla zokuhlamba iimpahla -
Siya kufuneka sithenge kwakhona i shirt.
Ukucocwa ndathabatha i-vacuum cleaner,
Yaye wathabatha iisokisi zam.

Ndiyaphule ibhokhwe ngengozi,
Kuphi intyatyambo oyithandayo.
Ukususela ngomhla we-8 kaMatshi, intanda yam,
Uyazi, yonke into yenzelwe wena.

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Intombazana enhle kakhulu
Kuphela kum.
Ngaphambili, wayengummelwane,
Ngoku ngoku umfazi wam.

Kulo suku lwentsasa
Ndiya ku nqwenela.
Ndizise nam unyana wam nentombi,
Yiyo yintsapho intswelo.

Uvuyo luhlale luhlala endlwini,
Hlala nje kuyo.
Kodwa musa ukuvumela intlungu,
Khawulibale ngoku.

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Libala namhlanje nge shishini,
Ndiya kunyamekela yonke into.
Makube njalo, njengamaphupha akho -
Ndilapha, ngeentyatyambo kunye nekhekhe!

Ewe, kukho ikhekhe, kuba kulo mhla
Malunga nezinto ezininzi ndifuna ukuthetha,
Emva koko, ngenxa yam intanda, andiyivila
Kwaye i-asterisk isuka ezulwini ifike!

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Ndonwabile iholide, ntanda yam, ndithandwa,
Ndiyanincoma kwaye ndiyamanga,
Ngokuba ndikulungele ukufumana i-asterisk,
Onamandla, onamandla kunazo zonke kwaye ongcono ukuba abe!

Maye, bathandekayo, ilanga likhanye,
Kwangathi intwasahlobo ingabanika iintaka zeentaka zeentaka,
Ndonwabile ngoMatshi 8 Ndivuyisana,
Kwaye ndinqwenela uvuyo oluninzi!

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Namhlanje, kwakhona, enhle - ngokuqinisekileyo!
Kwaye le mini yentsuku yentsasa imnandi kuwe!
Vumela iiplanethi zenzeke,
Kwaye kukhula kuwe!

Vumela iintaka zenze iingoma kuwe,
Kwiindawo ezigeleza imilambo.
Kwaye ihlabathi livuya ngakumbi kwaye lihle ngakumbi,
Kuphela kwinto oyivuyoleyo!

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OwuThixo, le mini ifikile.
Kuye kucoca, ukuhlamba, ukutshiza
Ewe, ndingcono ukuba ngumfazi!
Emva koko kuya kuba lula kancinci.

Ezi zonke iingcinga, kodwa endlebeni
Ndiyathanda ukuba uyavuyisana.
Ngomhla wesibhozo kaMatshi, njengalowo nawuphi na,
Namhlanje ndingumlingo
Kwaye ndiyazalisekisa yonke iminqweno yakho.

Unjalo, ndiyamthanda, ndithandwa,
Kuthiwani malunga nobhiya kunye nebhola kwithuba elithile ndilibale!
Kwakhona ngeeholide,
Uthando lwam, ndivuyisana!

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Yintoni ongayikela ngoMatshi wesi-8?
Sekuncibilikile kunye neengubo zoboya zinyamalala.
Yaye igolide ayiyi kukumangalela.
Kwaye kwenzeka ukuba izilwanyana zivela kwiintyatyambo.

Ekhwelwe ngezenzo, uhlala apho.
Ukutya ukukhawuleza ngokukhawuleza ekuhambeni.
Ndiyakuthatha kwindawo yokutyela,
Kodwa ndingumfanekiso wakho wonxweme.

Kwaye, ngokuqhelekileyo, ukuthanda konke kukuhlekisa.
Ndikulungele ukunxiba ubomi bam bonke.
Kwaye mna andiyiva into nayiphi na into -
Akukho zambatho zoboya, akukho golide, akukho mali, akukho ntyatyambo.

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Mthandi, ntanda,
Kuyinto entwasahlobo kuwe!
Wena lo mthombo,
Njengoko i-rose yavuthwa.

Uyazibonga
Ukulungele yonke imihla,
Uze ubambe ngobumnene
Yaye ndikuphephe!

Ndifuna ukunincoma
Nifisa ngothando
Ngomhla kaMatshi 8
Thetha kwi pillows.

Ukuzihlaziya ndiya kwenza,
Igalagi yewayini ichitheka,
Ndiza kuzalisekisa nayiphi na
Ndikunandipha.

Ukuqikelela, udade,
Oko ufuna - ndiya kuhlawula!
Yintoni oya kuvuya ngayo -
Kuphela oku ndiyifunayo!

Iingoma ezihlazileyo ngo-Matshi 8 intombazana ethandekayo

Ndiyathokoza, ntanda, ndonwabile iholide!
Uhle kakhulu njengelanga!
Intombazana yam entle, zainka,
Yazi, ngaphezu kwakho kwihlabathi akakho!

Ndiza kukuhlamba ngamabhere,
Ndiyamkela ngothando, ngothando.
Umphefumlo makangadlala ngawo onke amaqhosha!
Ukususela ngo-Matshi 8, ndithandwa, wena!

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Ndikunika iintyatyambo ngaphandle,
Emva koko, ndikuthanda kakhulu.
Ekubhozo kwaphuma iirasi,
Kuphuma kwezigidi? Akukho mbuzo.

Emva kwakho konke, ngosuku lomfazi ufanelekile,
Ukwenza amaphupha angaqhelekanga
Ukwenyani udale yakho
Ngegama elihle "Ndiyakuthanda".

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Intombazana yam intanda,
Kwiholide lentombi, ndiyathanda,
Ukuba uvuya,
Owona mnene nohle,

Ubomi buzisa i-dessert
Ngolonwabo lobhaliso lwebhulabhu,
Ulonwabo lukhokela ngesandla,
Kwaye kulungile ukulinda!

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Ngaba ndibuhlungu kukuba andizange ndithole ilanga,

Iifama efonini ayithumeli,

Kuhlala nje kuphela ukuze usayine ikhadi

Kwaye nomlilo wokushisa emphefumlweni wakho ukuhamba!

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Wena, njengenkwenkwezi ekhokelayo, ukhanyisa.
Yaye intliziyo yam ibetha ngaphandle kwakho.
Ungowona mkhulu, othandekayo, awusayazi:
Inhlanhla ukuba unayo mna!

Kuwe kwiSuku lwaBasetyhini, ndedwa ndinqwenela:
Hlalani nihlala ngokufanayo njengamanje!
Ndiyakuthanda ngaphezu kobomi kwaye ndiyazi
Uthande indlela endenza ngayo, ebomini unako kuphela!

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Usuku olukhethekileyo ngumhla wabasetyhini!
Wena, ndoda,
Ndikulungele, ndiyekile ukululama,
Izenzo zinamandla!

Ukucoceka, isidlo sasemini,
Nasiphi na isicelo!
Ukuba nje kukukholisa,
Ndiza kufumana iinkwenkwezi!

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Ndixolele, mzalwana,
Yintoni andikunike yona?
Uhambo lweveki kwii-Himalaya,
Kwakhona i tafile ayinakugujwa.

Akunalo inamba, kungeyiyo inkosana evela kwindalo,
Kodwa ngoMatshi 8 I
Ndiza kukuxelela ngemvakalelo ngemibala,
Ndiyomelele kangakanani uthando lwam!

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UMose Rose Bouquet uthenge
Iilekese ne-cognac,
Ndaphula ngaphantsi kweesanti,
Ikhofi eyenziwe ngobisi.

Udoti uthathe, isilumko siboshwe,
Ndabanika ioli yam,
Wahlamba zonke iifoloko, iipuni,
Ndapheka i-borsch ngaphandle kweebhere.

Isizathu saloo mpumelelo
Ndiza kuwufumana ngonyaka.
ULucky, ngoMatshi 8
Kanye kuphela ngonyaka.

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Okwesine andiyi kulala kwada kwimihla emithathu,
Ngentsasa, intanda yam ilindile
Tulips enkulu yemifuno,
Isonka se tshokoleji ngokuzaliswa kweesekese,

Amacici, ikhonkco, isongo, isandi
Kwaye ke ndavafa, ekugqibeleni, ubuso bam.
Ndikulungele ukubhala iintaba ngomhla kaMatshi,
Akunandaba nokuba kunzima kwaye uvila.

Mntandi, xabisa lo msebenzi
Amadoda aselula kunye nabanzi abanzi.

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Njengomhla kaMatshi, phantsi kwewindow yakho ngoku
Ndikulungele ukukhenkceza i-serenades yothando!
Ubusika, udinwe ukusuka elangeni,
Ukulahla iinyembezi ngehla.

Kwaye andiyi kuphazamiseka, andinandaba namanzi,
Andiyiki ukuba iinyawo zam zihlambuluke,
Xa kukho ithemba lokuguncuzela ukuhleka
Yivani u kiss lwakho uze uyifumane!

Uthandeka, uvule iholide, kunye nentwasahlobo entsha!
Ukusuka kwengqondo yakho, ukunciphisa ubuhle bakho,
Ndiyinqumle iimbandezelo ngothando, kwaye ndiya kuvula
Kuwe, zonke iindlela ezinokunceda!

Ndiyakuvuyela intombazana yangaphambili ukusuka ngoMatshi 8

Wena wedwa uyazi zonke iimfihlakalo zam,
Kukho akukho bubi, kwaye akukho nxaxho.
Ukususela ngo-Matshi 8, ndiyavuyisana nawe,
Ndifuna ukuvuyiswa kunye nokuhle.

Uhle, njengomhlaba wolwandle,
Kwaye unamehlo afana nokusa.
Vumela abafana bazi malunga nawe,
Mawubambelele bonke!

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Iintyatyambo zeentyatyambo
Kwaye ndenza isifiso.
Ngomhla we-8 kuMatshi
Ubengumnandi ngakumbi.

Iqabunga zasebusika
Abazange baphiphe loo maphupha,
Ngawaphi uphuphayo,
Ndalinda kude kube mzuzu.

Masiyeke namhlanje
Usuku olungavamile, oluqaqambileyo.
Vumela iindlebe zidlale izikali
Kwaye ubushushu buqhutywa ngo-Apreli.

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Namhlanje intwasahlobo iyamamatheka!
Ukususela ngoMatshi 8, kuhle!
Ungumtshakazi onomona,
Ukuvuyiswa apha kuya kulungile.

Ndi nqwenela wena uvuyo,
Bonke abahlobo kuwe babandakanyeka,
Uthando olukhulu
Nomlilo egazini!

Ngethuba abancinci behlekisa,
Ewe, ungazitshisi!

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Kuwe, sasidlulile,
Thina sihlala kunye - konke kuyafana!
Kodwa samkele uvuyo,
NgoMatshi 8, gcoba!

Ndifuna ukunqwenela
Uvuyayo ukuba, unomdla ongazi,
Vumela uthando lwakho luphile,
Yaye makube nolonwabo kwicala!

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Ngomhla ka-8 Matshi ndikukhumbula,
Masiye kunye kunye nathi ixesha elide kunye nawe -
Ndiyathokoza ngentliziyo yam yonke,
Vumela uthando luze kuwe kungekudala!

Malenze amaphupha akho,
Ndifuna umnqweno olungcono,
Uvuyayo ukuba kunye nokuhleka,
Kwaye ke, ungaze ucinezeleke!

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NgoMatshi 8, ndivuyisana
Ndikhawuleza, kwaye ndiyazi,
Ukuba awuyi kudimazeka,
Nwabe njalo.

Nangona ndibe ngumdala wenu,
Ndi nqwenela okuhle,
Ufanelwe yonke indumiso!
Hlala, unganandaba!

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Ngomhla ka-8 kuMatshi, nincoma
Ndisafuna ukuthumela,
Nangona ndandithandabuza,
Enyanisweni xa ndakuthanda.

Ndiyakuvuyela, ubuhle obuhle
Mahlale ehlala nawe,
Hlalani nihlala ninomdla,
Hlala ubumnandi kwaye kulula!

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Ukugqibela kweendinyana zam ndizinikele kuwe!
Andiyazi ukuba kutheni, oko ndikubhalayo.
Ndifuna ukuba wazi ukuba ndiyamomotheka
Kwaye andizange ndiphuze i-vodka.

Ndiyazi ukuba ndihlala kunye nawe,
Ndenze ndiyamkele njengale
Kwaye kunye nolwandle kunye nawe ukumanga
Kwaye kunye ndawonye emaphethelweni ophahleni ukuma.

Kubonakala ukuba, kungekho ezininzi izinto ezimnandi
Kuhleli imemori yexesha elidlulileyo esinalo.
Yintoni elandelayo kuthi? Ewe kukho iimbono ezimbalwa,
Kodwa asikho-kungekho nangoku!

Ndifuna nje ukukulibala ngonaphakade:
Ungaboni, khumbula, ungave uhlungu.
Yazi ke, ndiyamomotheka ngoku.
Kwaye andisayi kusela i-vodka, kodwa nge-tequila ityuwa.

Mnandi ukuvuyisana nomfazi ngeprose

Undinike inhlanhla yokuba nawe kwaye ngoMatshi 8 - iholide yabasetyhini bokwenene, le yeholide yakho. Ndiyabonga ngokunyamekela kwakho, uthando kunye nentuthuzelo oyidalayo ekhaya. Ndikunqwenela impilo kunye nobomi obuqaqambileyo, kwaye ndiya kukunika ulonwabo lwentombi kunye nosapho. Iholide evuyayo, ilanga lam!

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Owodwa, othandekayo, mfazi othandekayo! Namhlanje iholide yakho ngo-Matshi 8, ngoko ndiya kuthobela kunye nosilika ngenjabulo, enqwenela ukukunika umdlalo ovuyokileyo kunye nesidlo. Mna andiyazi ukuba ndingathetha njani amagama amnandi kwaye ndinike umgca wothando, kodwa ndibonisa iimvakalelo zam ngezenzo namagama alula: Ndiyakuthanda, mfazi wam omhle!

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Izigidi zeenkwenkwezi zanikezela ukukhanya kwamehlo akho, ukutshatyalaliswa kwentwasahlobo kufihlekile emva kokumamatheka kwakho, umlambo weenwele zakho uhamba nawe kumaphethelweni okungaqinisekiyo namaphupha. Mthandekayo, mfazi othandekayo, kulo Matshi 8 kwakungenye isizathu sokubonga intlekele kunye noThixo ngenxa yoko ndinako. Ngoko ke, ubomi bakho bumele kube lula, umtsalane wakho awudluli kunye nexesha, impilo yakho ikunika ithuba lokuzibonela ngokwakho kwezobugcisa nobomi bomntu, kwaye abantwana bakhula behlakaniphile baze bafundiswe.

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Namhlanje wonk 'ubani unikezela izikhumbuzo kunye neentyantyambo kubafazi-osebenza nabo, abaqhelana nabo kunye namantombazana, kodwa ndagqiba ekubeni ndivuyiswe kuphela. Othandekayo, kule holide uhlale uhlala kum umzekelo wobuhle, ubufazi kunye nobubele. Ufusele bonke abanye kwaye awushiyi ndawo enhliziyweni yakho nabani na. Ndivumele ukuba ndinqwenele kuwe impilo kunye nobomi obude, kuba ndifuna ukuba sisondele kakhulu. Yaye makumele umntu am amazwi angabugovu, ndiyazi ukuba uya kundiqonda.

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Ndiyakuthanda, ndithandwa. Kwavuyiswa ngoMatshi 8. Ndifuna ukuba uhlale kunye nam: enhle, evuyayo, edlalwayo, ewotshi.

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Ndikhawuleza kukuncoma, njengomfazi wam, ngoMatshi 8. Ndifuna ukunqwenela ukuba ube novuyo ebomini. Ukungabikho kwazo zonke iintlobo zezifo nayo yonke into-into enokuyenza ibe nzima ngakumbi.

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Wena, mfazi wam othandekayo, ndivuyisana ngoMatshi 8. Ndifuna ukukuhalalisa ukusuka kwintliziyo yam ngeentsuku zomfazi ngokukhawuleza. Ndikunqwenela ulonwabo, ndi nqwenela ukuvumba kunye neentyatyambo. Ndi nqwenela yonke into, ube nenzuzo.

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Ubusi! Ndifungela ukuba namhlanje akuyi kubakho ibhola, akukho bhiya, akukho zihlobo-kuphela wena! Ngolunye usuku, kunjalo, unokuba ngumonde! Vuyiswa!

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Bathandekayo! Ndifuna ukuthetha ngokusemthethweni ukuba i-kish, ilanga, intlanzi kunye nezinye izibilini azisebenzanga ukufihla ukungabi nolwazi lwegama lakho, kodwa ngenxa yeemvakalelo ezingaphezulu - ndikuthanda kakhulu! Vuyiswa!

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Ubusi, namhlanje ndibeka i-suit yami engcono kwaye ndithenge i-bouquet. Ndilungiselele isipho kuwe kwaye ndifuna ukulungiselela ieholide. Musa ukuxelela umntu onjani onomdla onomdla onayo. Vuyiswa!

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Isithandwa sam sokuqala seqhwa, uthando lwam lokuqala, umfazi wam. Ngeli liholide zentsasa ngo-Matshi 8, ndingathanda ukukunika lonke ihlabathi, kodwa ufanelekele ngakumbi. Indalo iyindawo yakho, othandekayo.

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Umfazi wam intanda, ukususela ngoMatshi 8! Unyaka wonke kunzima ukuba yintlandlolo ekuvuyiseni. Yaye kungekhona ngenxa yokuba iimvakalelo zibuthathaka. Ba se-th-th-th! Ngokulula, into elula kakhulu. Ndiyamthanda. Yiba!

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Ndiyakuvuyisana nawe, uMncedi wam mnqweno! Yiyo leyo inguquko! Baqhaqhazela ububele, besinika abafazi kuphela imini yokunqula! Kwaye ndiya kuhlala ndikunqula!

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Iholide evuyayo, injini yam engunaphakade! Ndikunqwenela impilo yakho kubantwana bethu, ukuphumelela ekhaya lethu, impilo kum kunye nokuloba intlanzi kwikati. Ngoku, xa wonke umntu eyolo, unako ukuphumla?

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Andiyidingi i-pregnant women. Ngenxa yokuba bonke abafazi behlabathi bakuwe. Kwaye akukho nto ilungileyo kunomnye wam, othandekayo, kunye noMfazi obalulekileyo! Ndiza kulondoloza uvuyo lwakho, O ukukhanya kwam amehlo!

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Bathandekayo! Ndiyazi kakuhle into endiyifunayo ebomini. Umsebenzi, ubutyebi, udumo - konke oku kungenayo. Akukho mali, nokuba yimpumelelo, okanye uzuko aluhlaziye ngokuhlwa kunye nawe! Ngo-Okwesithathu kaMatshi!

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Kumfazi wam othandekayo ngomhla weshumi elinesibhozo kaMatshi - unobungqingili bama roses kunye ne-kisses ekhulu! Ndiyabonga ngokundinceda kuyo yonke into. Unesiqingatha sam sibini kwaye ndiziva ndiphelele kuphela kuwe.

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Awuyena nje uthando lwam, kodwa umhlobo onyanisekileyo. Yonke le minyaka uhlale kunye nam ngokubuhlungu kunye novuyo, ithemba elikhuthazayo kwikamva kunye nokholo kuwe. Ndivuyayo ukubuyela ekhaya! Ukususela ngoMatshi 8, umfazi wam!

Ndiyakuvuyela umfazi nentombi ngoMatshi 8

Ndikulungele ukunikela i-odes kumfazi wam,
Uthando lwam, ungalindelanga ukuphelelwa yintliziyo,
Ngomhla wesibhozo uMatshi ngaphandle kwefestile,
Xa iindwendwe zilungile indlu igcwele,

Ndifuna ukunqwenela kakuhle,
Kwaye ubomi bubonwabileyo,
Vumela okulungileyo kukutsalwa kuwe,
Kwaye kuya kuba ne-positive kwi-destiny yakho!

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Ndifuna ukunqwenela wam intanda
Mna ebomini ndingayi kuphelelwa yintliziyo,
Emva koko, umfazi omhle, onjengawe,
Kufuneka uzalisekise onke amaphupha,

Okwesibhozo kaMatshi yiholide yakho,
Nwabile wena ungasemva kwam.
Ndifuna ukunqwenela impilo eninzi,
Ngoko ukuba iintlungu azikwazi ukukwaziwa konke!

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Ntombi, uthando lwam,
Ndithandwa,
Kwimeko ye-8 kaMatshi,
Ndiyakuvuyela.

Akukho bani ubhetele kunakho,
Ndixelele ihlabathi lonke,
Ndiyabulela ngokuba mna,
Awunakulibala.

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Ntombi, ntanda, ndithandekayo,
Namhlanje ndiyanincoma,
Masibe Ngomhla ka-Matshi 8, njengentwasahlobo,
Nika iintyatyambo nomoya kuwe!

Vumela bonke abahlobo, bahlobo
Bathanda kwaye bakuxabisa kakhulu,
Ngamana uthando luza kuwe entwasahlobo
Yaye iya kuhlala yonke iminyaka yakho kunye nawe!

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Wena uyamehlo wam uvuyo!
Ntombi, wena uvuyo lwam.
Ngomhla woBhinqa ngomhla we-8 kaMatshi,
Ndivuyisana nawe.

Vumela ukuba kukhanyeke emehlweni akho,
Ngomhla wobutsha osemva.
Vumela uthando lonke ixesha liphupha
Futhi uhlala kuwe rhoqo.

Nsuku zonke makabekho iholide
Ndiyolonwabo ngomphefumlo,
Kwaye kum, ngoku isipho,
Yiza ngokukhawuleza kum!

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Ngoko ilanga lafudumala ubushushu,
Kwaye intsuku sele iqalile kwakhona.
Ukukhawuleza ukuvuyela iintyatyambo,
Intombi yam iya kucula i nightingales.

Nqwenela ukumomotheka, uvuyo kunye nokukhanya,
Ngoko ebomini kwintwasahlobo kwangoko ihlobo!
Ukuba amaphiko emva kwawo abuyele,
Ukhula ngenxa yolonwabo nobawo!

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Kukho umfazi omhle ehlabathini:
Enhle ngaphezu kwayo yonke imibala kwaye ilunge ngakumbi kuneenkwenkwezi.
Ndiyakhe ngonaphakade ukulungele ukuphendula,
Ngoko ungalokothi ubone iinyembezi.

Ndibiza umninazi,
Ncoma ngobumnandi ebusuku.
Ewe, namhlanje, ngomhla kaMatshi 8,
Ndikunike isiqingatha sama-roses!

Nwabe kwaye ndihlala ndithandwa,
Masikukholise abantwana bethu,
Yaye ubomi mahlale buhle kuwe,
Intanda yam, mfazi othandekayo!