sms funny I-SMS engabonakaliyo ayiyikuvuyisa kuphela kwaye ikukholise xa kungekho nto yokwenzayo, kodwa kwakhona ukulungelelanisa impikiswano, ngamanye amaxesha ukubuyisela ubuhlobo obusondeleyo. Gcina uluhlu lwabafana be-sms ezihleko kuzo zonke izihlandlo!
Uluhlu lweefom ezonwabileyo:
- Sawubona, bunny! Ndifuna! Ndiyitshise ngokuthanda! Udumo lwama-Mad ucinga kwam! Ndifuna! Ndifuna! Ndifuna ukuba kusasa umama anike amazambane kwilizwe! (ityala lezambatho lingatshintshwa nayiphi na enye isicelo, apho umfana akakwazi ukuphuma).
- Ukuba awuphenduli le SMS ngeemigqa emi-5, ke unomvuzo wam kisses 50. Ixesha! Ndicela ukuba uhlawule namhlanje ngaphandle kwe-9 ntambama.
- Ndiya kuthumela into enothando, enobubele kunye nenhle, kodwa andinakukwazi ukungena kwi-sms-ku ...
- Ukuba ufanele uchithe ubusuku ngokuhlukileyo (intandokazi yahamba ngohambo lwezoshishino, njl.), Thumela i-SMS enobungqingili ebusuku: "Ubomi bemihla bufutshane, akukho busuku, ubusuku obumnyama!"
- Umyalezo oye waba yi-classics, kodwa udlalwa ngamaxesha onke: "Ekuseni andinakufumana isidlo sakusasa, kuba ndihlala ndicinga ngako. Ngemva kwemini, isidlo sasemini ayifuni emqaleni - zonke iingcamango ziphela kuwe. Ngokuhlwa, nanjalo, ungadli - ndiphupha ukudibana nawe. Ebusuku andinakulala - ndifuna ngempela ...
- Darling, yintoni isihogo?! Masinyane uyeke kwiingcamango zam - umsebenzi usendleleni!
- Nceda nceda! Khangela! Amehlo amahle kakhulu ehlabathini aphandwa, awela ngokungenamthetho umda wobudlelwane kwaye athathe intliziyo yam! Naliphi na ulwazi malunga nokuba kuphi - umvuzo kwi-kisses e-100!
- Ubusi, sinezinto ezifanayo kunye nawe. Sithanda into efanayo - mna!
- Ukuba usanda kutshintshana iinombolo zefowuni, ungathandabuzeki uze uthumele lo mfana i-SMS ekhangayo: "Sawubona! Ngaba ukholelwa othandweni ekuqaleni, okanye ngaba kufuneka ndidlule ngenye ixesha? "
- Inkondlo ehlekayo inqoba intliziyo yantoni na: "Ndiyakuthanda, njengoDeveli umgqwenkwe wakhe, njengomlingo ongumntwana onobugqwetha, njengokuba umlingo uyabathanda abafundisi - yindlela endithandayo."
- Unenkxalabo ngomsebenzisi womnatha (cacisa inethiwekhi yeselula apho intandokazi ixhunyiwe). Senze uvavanyo olukhethiweyo lomsebenzi wabathengi kwaye sithole ukuba uthumele ngokukhawuleza ukuba bambalwa abathanda imilayezo ye-SMS kwintombi yakho. Ukuba imeko ayiphuculanga kwisithuba seveki, siya kunyanzelwa ukuba sikhuphe. (kucetyiswa ukuba uthumele umyalezo obhaliweyo wombhalo kumntu ongawaziyo okanye usebenzise inkonzo yokufihla inombolo yakhe).
- Ucinga ukuba ungubani? Ngaba ucinga ukuba ungowona mhle kwaye awunalutho kulo lonke ihlabathi? Ngaba uzibheka njengentsingiselo yobomi bam? Ukuqatshelwe ngu-Allah. Ndiyintanda nje ngawe!
- Uthandiweyo, ndandishiya esibhedlele ... Namhlanje ndandiva intlungu ehlabayo esifubeni sam, sihlolwe, ndafunyanwa ... ndafumanisa entliziyweni yam!
- Dear, kwakukho inkathazo-ndiyamapolisa! Bandivalela ngokuba benhle kwaye behlekisa. Banabo bonke ubungqina ezandleni zabo ... Yintoni endiyenzayo?
- Uyazi, ndicinga kwaye ndagqiba ekubeni andinamdli kwakhona ... kodwa ndiyamthanda nje!
- Umzobo ococekileyo ococekileyo ... amehlo abukekayo ... ukukhawuleza kweengqondo zomlomo ... Kodwa masingathethi ngam, unjani wena?
- Kwangexesha elide ndiza kuthetha, kodwa xa ndakuzama, awuzange undivumele ukuba ndithethe igama. Ndinekhwenkwe, ndimthanda. Ndagqiba ekubeni ndikuxelele ngoku ngeSMS. Le ncinane, nguwe!
- Nceda nceda! Ingozi yokusuleleka kwintsholongwane! Le nombolo yefowuni iphantsi kwempembelelo yocingo "yimbongolo" eyingozi, ekhetha umthengi omhle, onobubele kunye nesondo kwi-adresi kwaye uyithumela imiyalezo!
- Ukuba intlanganiso yakho yaphuka, thumela lo myalezo wesicatshulwa: "Oo, iingubo ezincinci zengubo zangaphantsi zentsimbi, ixesha elininzi, umgudu omkhulu kangaka, iziqholo ezininzi - kunye nazo zonke ize".
- Ukuba ufunda lo myalezo - unetyala kum, ukuba uyasula - ukumanga, ukuba uyasindiswa - memela kumhla wokuthandana. Ngoko uza kwenza ntoni?
