Imizekelo yeengcamango zesondo zesondo

Xa ukhangele kuwe, amehlo eqabane lakho uye wacacisa ingcamango ecacileyo kuwe? Oku kuthetha ukuba kufuneka uthathe isinyathelo ngokukhawuleza kwaye umphazamise kwisondo ngokucamngca ngesondo. Ukukwazi ukucwangcisa i-arc okanye ukuqeqeshwa okumangalisayo kweengcambu zangasese ... Ngokuqinisekileyo iqabane liyazi ukuba unokuziqhayisa ngeendlela ezifanelekileyo zesondo. Kwaye kulungile. Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha, ukuze amenze avuyiswe, oku akunako. Emva koko, amadoda anjengabantwana: bafuna ukudlala.

Kwaye umdlalo kunye nemithetho abaza ngayo. Senze uluhlu lwamnandi abantu abaninzi abaphuphayo ukuyiqonda. Yaye ininzi yale mibono ifumaneke ubuhlobo obusondeleyo kwisondo - into ephambili kukuba le ntengiso unokuhlangana kunye. Imizekelo yeengcamango zesini esingaqhelekanga yintloko yesihloko.

Ungumdlali wefilimu othi "Abantu X" kwaye uhlala emothala entanyeni yakhe phambi kwe-blue diva uRebcca Stamos? Ngoko, ngoLwesihlanu olulandelayo kufuneka ubeke isitoreji kwi-gouache eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka uze udlale umdlalo obizwa ngokuthi "Ubulili beGosti ephezulu": unokucela ukuba ugqoke kwi-Spider-Man.

Ewe, bayayithanda xa sithatha inyathelo. Bajika xa thina sizulawula iingubo zabo, sishiye kuphela umsebenzi wokubukela (kunye nentombazana evela phezulu yiphupha lendoda enobuhlungu kakhulu). Umxoxwa walo mdlalo yizenzo zesimo esithandanayo esithathayo kunye nomlingane olalayo: ngelixa ejonga iphupha leshumi, uhamba phantsi kweengubo kwaye ... Kubalulekile ukwenza oko ukuze avuke sele esebenzisa i-orgasm. Kwaye xa athetha ukuba uphuphe iminyaka engama-16, zama ukumangaliswa.

Ngaba ulandelelani ngokunyanisekileyo iifashthi zemoya - uhlala ubaluleke kakhulu kwiimpahla zonyaka? Ngokuqinisekileyo kuya kuhambelana nomntu wakho, kodwa ukuba ubeka ibhanti yesitokisi, amasitokethi, i-bra neikomityi ze-1/4 kunye ne-microtunks ... Ngobusuku, ininzi apho aya kuchitha yonke into yokuxhoma, akayi kuze ayikhohlwa.

Kwihlabathi lanamhlanje, abafazi bayanda ngokuvota ngenxa yesenzo sokuthandana ngokukhawuleza nobudlova: mhlawumbi ngenxa yokuba baqinisekile - yile ndlela abayithandayo ukuzithobela izinto ezithandwa ngumntu. Kodwa inyaniso kukuba ngamanye amaxesha abameli besondo esomeleleyo banqwenela ukukhawuleza naphi na ixesha elide, elide, elide kakhulu lokuba bahlale phantse ... Imfihlelo kukugcina iqabane libe li-orgasmic, umdlalo omnandi uya kumsa esibhakabhakeni .

Uyakwazi ukuthetha ngokukhululekile kumlingane wakho kwizihloko ezithandana naye, soloko umcela embhedeni malunga nento afuna ukuyenza nawe kunye noko kulindeleke kuwe, kwaye uvele ngokukhawuleza ngeemeko ezintsha zobusuku bakho? Mkhulu! Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha kufuneka unike zombini kunye neengcinga zakho ithuba lokuphumula: thenga amananiveli amaninzi apho izicwangciso zothando zihlala zifikelela khona - kwaye ziphinde zibuyele kwigumbi lakho lokulala.

Abantwana, nokuba ngaba baye bakhula, bahlala bephindaphindiwe kubantu abadala. Kwaye kwingqondo yesiqingatha sakho sesibini, naye, kukho imeko engacacanga ngayo indlela abazali bakhe abathanda ngayo: ukukhanya kuphelile, wayesegumbini lokulala kwizithende, yena, ezama ukungazenzeli ingxolo, ukhupha ibhulukwe yakhe ... Izinto ezinjenge-"Madmen" kunye no "Ubomi" e-Mars "sibheno nje kwisifiso sethu esingenasiphelo sokuphila ubomi bookhokho babo: xa kubonakala sengathi ukulala ngokwesondo, kwaye kutheni kwakumnandi kakhulu ukubandakanya. Fundisisa izinto ezifanelekileyo zevidiyo kunye phambili - kwixesha elidlulileyo! I-Retrosorochki ngendlela, isathengiswa kwiivenkile zesebe. Ukulungiselela isondo esingalawulwayo, ungakhohlwa kwisitokethi kunye neepakethe ezipholile.

Ukulinganiswa kweevili, umqhubi unika ithebhu yelinen kunye ne-tea teart, abathengisi be-gzhel, ingqolowa kunye ne-crayfish scrape kwiifestile kwizikhululo. Yidla kwivenkile yokutyela, buyela ekhomini yakho, udibanise amakhethini kwaye uvumele ukuzengqungquthela kwesigqithiso sokwakheka kwenzeni inkwenkwe ingqungquthela yeziphambano zakhe. Xa ulala ngesitimela, kukho into evela kwimiboniso - ukububula kwakho akuyi kushiya ukungathandabuzeki phakathi kwamanye ahambayo ngesizathu sokuba kutheni isibini sakho esithandekayo sihamba phambili. Yaye inothando - emva kwayo yonke ingcamango yokuba endleleni eya kwi-orgmatic enchanting uya kuwela isiqingatha se-Tver esifundeni, uyalinga.

Njengoko uyazi, uKesare wayeyindoda enqwenelekayo kulo lonke ubukumkani, kwaye iinqaba ezibuhle zihlala ziba oomama abahloniphekileyo ... Ngokuqhelekileyo, umntu odlayo omelet ophekwe, unokuthanda ukuziva ngathi uyinkosi, kwaye wena-umxholo wakhe othembekileyo. Umnqweno wokulawula umfazi okulungele ukuthobela, kumadoda kwi-subcortex: sebenzela itafile, uhlambe iinyawo zakhe ngamanzi kunye ne-chamomile, wenze bunks uze umlindele ukuba aqale ukuphazamisa nokulawula.

Emva kokuba ufunde zonke iingcinga ezithoba ezithembekileyo zakho kwaye wadlala nazo kubantwana nakubantu abadala, sekuyisikhathi sokulahla zonke iincwadi zomsebenzisi kwaye nje ... zikhuphe kuye kwaye, ngaphandle kokucinga ngeemeko nemiphumo, yenza uthando! Makhe enze into efanayo - isondo, nokuba kunjani ukulwa, okanye indawo yentsapho, ayinempilo kuphela, kodwa ihlaziya kwakhona. Kuhlala kuncedo ukwazi ukuba umonde kwisibini sakho sisekhona.

Iingoma malunga neengcamango zakhe, okulungileyo kukulibala:

Amadoda acinga ukuba afuna oku, kwaye ucinga ukuba abantu bayayifuna, kuba iifilimu zibukeka zikholisa kwaye zithandeka. Kodwa ukhilimu olubandayo kunye nokushisa komzimba ophilayo akuhambelani.

Isenzo esifanelekileyo, esikhiqizwe kwindawo ephakamileyo yamawaka amamitha ambalwa, sinika isizathu sokuziqhayisa phambi kwabahlobo. Nangona kunjalo, nayiphi na indoda, inyanisekileyo entliziyweni iya kuvuma ukuba kungenakwenzeka ukuyibhalela ngokufanelekileyo kwinqanaba lokuhamba. Kwaye ukwenza izinto ezinzima kunye nangakumbi.

Ewe, amadoda aphupha ukuba uthathe inxaxheba kwisini seqabane langempela, kodwa ndikholelwe: xa ebona iqela lamadoda nabesifazane abahambahambayo behamba ngokukhawuleza kwindawo efihliweyo, uya kufuna ukukhawuleza kunye nomsebenzi ohlukeneyo bobabini.

Isanti okanye amanqabana amancinci (ukuba ungathethi mkhulu!), Isikhumba esinyeneyo, ukuxubana. Brrr! Okubi kakhulu kwaye kuyingozi nakwimpilo.

Ukuba akukho okanye lakho iqabane lingenalo ixesha lokubona le ngcamango ebomini kwasebuncinaneni bakho, ngoku ungazami ukwenza oko - kungakhathaliseki ukuba imoto yakho inkulu kangakanani, iimvumba kunye ne-abrasions ziqinisekisiwe kokubili. Kungcono ukumchukumisa ngokuchukumisa ngelixa limile, kwaye uhambe ekamelweni lokulala. Okanye ekhitshini, kwindawo yokuhlambela, kwibhontoni - ezininzi iinketho!