Ibali linxulumene nokuthatyathwa kwonyana wethu omncinci, umgca obalaseleyo weentengiso ze-adventure malunga ne-Spider-Man, yona kanye uSspiderman endibanjwe ngesandla sam. UMaksimka wayeyindoda yecala ngaye.
"Ungcono!" - wasitshela ngentshiseko ngomyeni wakhe uMaxim emva kokubona uchungechunge olulandelayo malunga nesibindi sakhe esinamandla. "Unesibindi, uqonde ... Sly. Ewe! Sly! Awukwazi ukuhamba kuphela emhlabathini, kodwa unyuke kunye neendonga kunye nesilingi ...
- Iingxelo ze-Fairy konke! - Arkady uyadumala kakhulu. "Khumbula, mfana: akukho iBatman ne-Spidermen ekhoyo, kodwa kukho amaqhawe aqinileyo avela kwimikhosi ekhethekileyo. Apha banokukwazi ukunyuka phezu kwephahla kunye neendonga. Kwaye abaxhasi kunye nabacimi bomlilo nabo benza njalo kule nto.
Kwaye bayakwenza ngokungazenzisiyo, ngoxa u-Spiderman wakho waqulunqa ngenjongo yokufumana imali engaphezulu kuye. Ngaba kucacile?
- Akunjalo! Maksimka. - U-Spiderman akazange akhiwe, uyinyani!
- Akunjalo! Wavuma umyeni. Ndithi kuni, balala bonke aba mabali! I-Bullshit kunye neentsipho kwioli yinyumba ... uMaksimka wakhukhuma ngakumbi. Amathunga akhe e-elastiki ayegubungelekile, iintloko zakhe zazibomvu. Xa ndiqonda ukuba oku kungagqiba ngezinyembezi, ndayiphatha kumyeni wam:
"UAsashaasha, awunamahloni okugculela umntwana wakho?" Yanele! Unokucinga ukuba wena wazalwa ngokukhawuleza onobuqili kwaye unengqiqo.
"Mhlawumbi kungekudala, kodwa andizange ndikholelwe kuloo nto." Ngaba uyaqonda?
"Kunene," ndihleka. - Ngenxa yokuba ebuntwaneni bethu babonisa ezinye iikhathuni, umzekelo, malunga noWinnie the Pooh okanye abaculi beBrmen. Ngendlela, zikhona izilwanyana ezazingathethi kuphela, kodwa zazingcungcutheka kwaye zazingqinela.
Ngoko awuzange uyithukuthele, ngaba?
"Kutheni ndifanele ndiyike le nto?" - Arkady yanyuka. - Izilwanyana zizalwe ngabaculi. Naliphi na idonki enokuqeqeshwa kakuhle oku kubonisa ukuba umlenze wabaphulaphuli uyawa!
- Enyanisweni? Iqela! Ngoko mhlawumbi uyakwazi ukucula? Ndandifuna kubuza.
- Ukucula - hayi, - umyeni uyavuma, - nangayiphi na imeko, i-esile injalo, kwaye i-Spider-Man iyinyani, kwaye uMaksimka kufuneka aqonde oku.
"Uya kukhula - uya kuqonda," Andizange ndiyeke, "kodwa ngoku ushiye unyana wakho wedwa." Mkholelwe kwimimangaliso njengomntwana.
- Ndiyintoni na? Andiyonto! - UAsashaasha waxhathisa amahlombe akhe. "Makumkholelwe, ukuba ufuna." Kwiveki kamva, uMaxim wayenezinyosi, kodwa unyana wenqabe ukuya kwidokotela wamazinyo. Akunakho ukukholisa okuncedisayo, kwafuneka uqhube.
"U-Maxushenka, ukuba uphatha izinyo ezigulayo, ndiza kuthenga i-spayderman," Ndathembise unyana wam ngesifungo.
- Ukunyaniseka, Mama? - Ndanyanise unyana wam. - Njalo ke. Ungakwazi ukukrazula le nto. Andiyiki!
Ngomso wam unyana wam ndaya kwi-polyclinic. Ehleli kwisihlalo samazinyo, uMaxim wabuza udokotela ngokukhawuleza:
"Ngaba uya kwenza i-anesthesia?"
"Andiyi kuyenza," udade osemncinci wancoma. "Andiyi kulukhupha le nto, ndizitywine nje."
"Ngoku ndikhokele kunokuba ndithenge uSspiderman," uMaksimka wayala ngokukhawuleza xa sashiya iofisi yamazinyo. - Ngaphandle koko, andiyi kuvuma ukuphatha amazinyo ale ... dentist nanini.
- Ngendlela, u-Spiderman unokunyamezela nayiphi na intlungu, ngoko ukuba ufuna ukufana naye, musa ukukhalaza! - Ndathatha ngokunyanisekileyo unyana wam ngesandla waza wamholela ekuphumeni kwipolyclinic. - Ewe, akukho xesha lokuba ndiphikisana nawe, sisadingeka sibe nexesha lokuthenga iSspider-Man yakho!
Kwivenkile, ndandicinga nje ngunyana, nangona oku akumangalisiyo: eninzi intsha yamathoyizi enhle yimuphi umntu uya kuvuya. Ukumbamba unyana wakhe ngesandla, wamdonsa kwisebe, apho bathengisa khona iimoto, kodwa waphumula.
"Uya kuphi, Mama?" U-Spiderman usemnyango ohluke ngokupheleleyo!
- Maxim, kodwa imoto ilungile! - Ndazama ukukholisa inkani.
- Ngendlela, ungathenga isiphaluka sonke. Siza kudlala kunye nosapho lonke.
"Andifuni yonke intsapho!" Ndifuna uSiderman! Undithembisile!
- Ewe, musa ukwenza amahlazo! - ndayisusa. - Ekugqibeleni, yintoni umehluko kum! Kwaye nonke niza kukhwankqisa ngokukhawuleza ...
Ngobusuku bonke unyana wam wayexakekile ngekheyibhile yakhe entsha, ndandingathethi naye kuye isidlo sakusihlwa. Ukukhangela ngomsindo i-cutlet, uMaksimka ngokukhawuleza wamemeza esithi: "Umele wenze ibha kwigumbi lam." Ndiza kupompa imisipha yam. I-Arkashy kwaye ndatshintshisa imivo: le nto isele into entsha! Imisipha. Ha!
"Kwaye ndifuna i-dumbbell kunye ne-expander," ifa lethu kuphela eliqhubekayo lithetha ngomlomo. "Yithenga?"
"Akufuneki ukuba uthenge imaski?" UArkady wabuza ngokukrakra. - Izixhobo zokunyuka, igridi eya kutshintsha indawo yewebhu. Hayi? Thetha, ungaba neentloni, "umyeni wayekhangela ngam. Uhlobo lukaMamula, uya kulithenga! "
"Ngaba ufuna ukuxabana?" Ndibeka izandla zam ezinqeni zam. - Kulungile, woza! Andizi nje ukuba ngubani na obabini bethu baya kuthinteka ngakumbi. Ngokomntu, ndiyakwenza ngaphandle koluncedo lwakho, kodwa wena ... "Ndabamba isandla sam, ndizenza ngathi ndiza kuthatha isidlo sakhe sokudla.
- Ndiyintoni na? Andiyonto! UArkady wambamba isitya, esaba. - Ngaba unesiqhwala, uNadeushka, awuyiqondi?
"Ndiyadlala nawe!" - Ndandiphakamise isandla sam phezu komqala wam. Emva kokugqiba isidlo sakusihlwa, thina kunye no-Arkash sihlamba izitya kwaye silala phambi kweTV. Kodwa ifilimu ayikwazanga ukubukelwa, kuba emininzi imizuzu ingxolo eyoyivakalayo egumbini lendodana yakhe. Bakhawuleza bangena kwii-nursery baza babona umfanekiso we-pogrom: phakathi kwegumbi kwakukho ikhabhinethi ekhuselekileyo, malunga nomitha, elele phantsi, wabeka uMax. Wanyuka kwindodana yakhe, wamthabatha phezulu.
"Nyana, othandekayo!" Uhleli?
"Kulungile," uMaksimka wancengcazela, ehlamba ihlombe elikhulu ebunzini lakhe. - Kwaye kwakunzima. Uyazi, Mama, - amehlo enyana omncinci wenyuka ngentshiseko - ekuqaleni ndenyuka eludongeni njengoSpiderman, kwaye ke ... yahamba ... Inyaniso! - Kucacile indlela iBatman! - uAsashaasha wagxeka. - Inceba, ikhabhinethi iphantsi, ayinayo ixesha lokuzonwabisa ngokuzonwabisa!
Ndandiqhayisa umyeni wakhe . Umntwana wacishe wafa, kodwa uyahlekisa! Ukubamba kwam, indoda yam isasaza ngezandla zayo: - Ndiyintoni na? Andiyonto! Masibe nemihlali! Ngomso olandelayo, u-Arkasha wathenga ibha engqamlekileyo kunye nodonga lwaseSweden waza wabanyathela eludongeni kwigumbi lendodana yakhe ngezandla zakhe. Ndazama! Kwiinyanga ezimbalwa kamva unyana wam unesitenxo esitsha.
- I-Shevchenko iyona nto ibhetele! - ukukhwaza ngokuzonwabisa, wathi. - Nawuphi na umkhuseli uya kudlula.
Ndabona u-Arkasha ngokuphazamiseka.
- Ewe? Yintoni esiya kuyenza?
"Kwenzeka ntoni na?" Siza kuthengela ibhola kumntwana. Makhe aqeqeshe kwimpilo. Jabulela, Nadiaha: ngeli xesha isithixo sakhe ngumntu wangempela. Ngoko, yonke indlela!