Ilumkiso: Alfonso!

U-Alphonse ufana negama le-Latin American sonorous. Kodwa amava obomi awafiki nje, ngoko kuyafaneleka ukuxwayisa bonke abasetyhini abasemagqabini abo aseRussia phantsi kweSasha, uZhenya noDamami bafihliweyo u-Alfonso oyinyaniso. Qaphela - i-gigolo ibonakala kwaye ihamba ngokukhawuleza kwisandla sayo esinyamekayo somoya isandla sakho esingenakukhuseleka. Ngaba udibene kunye, utshintshana amagama kunye neenameki zezilwanyana zezilwanyana - kwaye lo mmeli wesilisa uphezulu emadolweni kwaye unikezela ukuba ube ngumfundi wokuhambela ukuya kwiiphelo zehlabathi? Ingozi! Naliphina iiphelo ezicetywayo kungabokugqibela ngokwemigaqo yokuthembela kubantu kunye nezithembiso zabo. Intombi yakho, ngokuqinisekileyo, isoloko ilungele ukubeka ihlombe kwaye ibeke iifubho ezimbalwa kuye ukuze zicwine iinyembezi zakho ezibuhlungu, kodwa ukuba ndibe nguwe, ndizakuzama ukukhusela oku kungenzeki.

Kwiimpawu zokuqala zokukhukula indawo yakho yokuhlala kunye nokuhlala rhoqo kwe-muzhik-engaqhelekanga-kuquka ukuphilisa okunempilo kunye nokuziqonda komfazi. Amaqhosha, ngokuqinisekileyo, anokuthatyathwa, kwaye zonke ngenxa yezikhumbuzo ezintle eziqhubekayo ekugqibeleni kubomi bakho "zifanayo", ezithumela ii-kilobytes ze-SMS kwaye zithathe inxaxheba kuwo wonke umphefumlo wakho. U-Alfonsa unomdla kuzo zonke izinto: ebusweni bakho ebusweni bentsasa entliziyweni kusasa phambi kwamathanga akho entambo okanye kungekufutshane.

Ukutshatyalaliswa kokuqala kuka-Alfonso kufana nokubonakalisa okokuqala kwimvakalelo yeshumi elivisayo, kuphela ngaphandle kweempembelelo zabantwana. Ukutya okudibeneyo kwe-ayisikrimu, ukuhamba kwenyanga, i-tulips ezenziweyo ukusuka kwi-napkins kunye nokudweba iintliziyo kwiimilazi eziphosakeleyo-abakhulileyo kunye nabasetyhini abahlakaniphile balahlekelwa yimali yokuziphatha kwabo ngaphambili

U-Alfonso akazalwanga - baba, bahlulwe babe ngama-subspecies amabini: "iingonyama" eziziqhenqileyo kunye nokukhuseleka "kwezilwandle".

U-Alphonse umfanekiso wesonyithi udla ngokuba neengxaki zehlabathi: izikwere, izihlobo ezigulayo okanye izigwenxa ezidibeneyo, ezifuna imali efanayo kuye. Ngubani oza kuzilungisa iingxaki, ungathini na, o, intanda? Emva koko, ndiya kuninika sonke, ngoko ndiza kuthenga ingubo yoboya, kwaye siya kutshata. Esi siphelo - intloko ilahlekile, i-kolyshka iyaprintwa, zonke izalamane kunye nabaziwayo babonakale kwinxaxheba yababolekisi bemithandazo yakho yonke. Isiphumo sicacile: ingonyama ihambe, imali nayo. Adyes, usana, kwaye kutheni zonke iidenge zifana nabasetyhini?

Amakhwenkwe - "ama-seagull" - oku kukukhwabanisa komfanekiso wepilisi, ukuzinikela kunye nenkolelo enkulu. Uya kuhlawula zonke iindleko, kwaye uya kudideka ngokufumaneka kweemali ze-ice cream, itiye kunye ne-akhawunti kwi-cafe. IiRuble zokuhamba kwi-metro, isibini isibini seeteksi, ezimbalwa i-cigaret "i-cigarette" kunye neentshizi zesiFrentshi esikhundleni se "Russian" - kwaye njani, le nkwenkwe inomdla kakhulu! I-alfonsik ehambahambayo ayikuceli kuwe entanyeni yakho - wena uza kuyitshala, ugobe kwaye uthathe indawo efanelekileyo yelungiselelo elihle kakhulu.

Into eyona nto kukubona uAlfonso ngexesha. Kwaye ke ukhululekile ukwenza ngayo ngendlela ofuna ngayo. Omnye umfazi omnandi wabuya wabonakala kwi-cafe enkulu yedolophu kunye nendoda. Ukucoca ikhofi, wayebukele umdibaniselwano wakhe udibanisa izidlo zezidlo ezihlukeneyo, kwaye kulindeleke ukuba ukukhululwa kwengxoxo kuhlazo oluhlazo kunye nengxowa "ekhohliwe". Lo mfazi wayeyinyaniso, ngoko wayibonakalisa isicingcisho sesigxina, wacinga kwiqabane lakhe waza wabuza umncedisi ukuba abale isidlo ngokwahlukileyo. Wabeka iibhokhwe ezimbalwa zekhofi etafileni kwaye washiya, eshiya umkhondo wemimoya yenyama kunye nobuso obukhungathekileyo begigolo engenangqondo ...

U-Elena Romanova , ngakumbi kwisiza