Ngethuba lethu liye lenza imfesane ukugxeka amadoda. Bonke bebonke kunye ngamnye ngabanye: abamele ngabanye kunye "neentlobo zezinto eziphilayo." Bathi bavila, kwaye abayiziqhinga. Kwaye nabanxilisayo, abaqwengqayo, abangenakukwazi ukupheka isidlo sakusihlwa nakwiimveliso ezigqityiweyo, izidalwa ezinqabileyo kunye nezilwanyana ezinobungqingili ezinebhola nje engqondweni yabo. Alukho uluhlu olupheleleyo lweemvavanyo ezimbi.
Ngokufanelekileyo, kufuneka kuqatshelwe le ngongoma - ngokuqhelekileyo abagxeki baninzi kunye nabangqinekanga ngabo baqhelana namadoda, ngoko kuthetha, ngokusemgangathweni, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo akusebenzi, oko kukuthi, iintombi ezindala.
Makhe sibone oko kuyinyani, kwaye yintoni okuyinyani, siyahlukana, ngoko kuthetha, iinqunqa ezimpukane.
Lazy . Okumangalisayo, kodwa ngokuqhelekileyo le epithet inikezelwa amadoda asebenze nzima kakhulu, njengokusebenza kwisakhiwo sokwakha okanye ukukhulula imoto: abaqhubi bexesha elide, abavukuzi, abenzi bezakhiwo zensimbi ... Akukho nto ingayithetha ngabadlali. Ewe, abasebenzi beengqondo bathiwa abacebile, njengoko besithi, uThixo ngokwakhe wayala. Nangona, ngezinye iinkonzo umsebenzi wengqondo unzima kakhulu kunokoqobo. Akunakulula ukukrazula iqela lamaphepha, ukugqithisa intaba yolwazi, kunye nayo yonke into ukuze kuthathe isigqibo esisodwa sokulawula, kodwa, ngamanye amaxesha, ngezinye iinkqubo kuthatha isigqibo senkampani yonke. Ngaba unokholo kum, andinayo imfesane kakhulu kuma-cops, kodwa ndikulungele ukuvuma - aba bantu balima njengoluhlwayo. Akusoloko isebenza kakuhle, yinyaniso, kodwa ilime.
Into ekhohlakeleyo iqala xa abo bafanele bahlaziye ngokuthobeka: abafazi, abafundi, abahlala phantsi. Ndibona ingqalelo intaba yokugxeka. Njani? Ibhinqa kufuneka lidle kwaye lipheke, lihlambe, lihlambulule kwigumbi, kwaye lithenge, kwaye lenze kwaye lenze inwele. Nangona umyeni wakhe yonke imini epakini yemoto (kwindawo yam, eofisini, kwivenkile, kwisiza sokwakha - kuyafaneleka ukugxininisa). Ewe, kungekhona ngokwenene, njengoko kunjalo, kwaye lipholile. Amadoda amaninzi azisa umvuzo kwindlu, njengokuba uyazi, akukho mqeshi ohlawula imali "njengaleyo," ngokuqinisekileyo, akukho bantu abangathandekiyo phakathi kwabo. Ngoko ke, loo ndoda iya ekhaya ukuphumla, oko kukuthi, ukubuyisela amandla. "Ngoko ke yintoni? - mhlawumbi umfazi okhusayo uya kubuza - ngaba kunzima kakhulu ukujiba isibhakabhaka (ukuqhubela isikhonkwane, ukukhupha udoti, ukulungisa umbhobho, uthathe umntwana ngaphandle kwe-kindergarten) "?
Ewe, ndikulungele ukuvuma, phakathi kwamadoda, kunye nakwabaseTyhini, zikhona izidalwa ezivila. Kodwa konke oko? Hayi, andiyi. Makhe sijonge kule meko kancinci ukusuka kwelinye icala. Umlimi wonk 'usuku lonke wasebenza kanzima. Ndafika ekhaya, umfazi wam uncedo. Kulungile, imisebenzi yendlu elula efana nokuhlamba izitya okanye ukuya kwisitoreji, kodwa ukulungiswa okufanayo kwamapolisi? Okokuqala, kukho iplumberhi kule. Okwesibini, ukuba kukho imfuneko enjalo, ngoko, ngoluvo lwami, kulula kakhulu kwaye kusebenza kakuhle ukuba unike imali kwi-professional, iplumber efanayo kwaye ungabonakalisi ubuchopho bakho ngeenkohliso ezinjalo. Nangona kunjalo, abaninzi abafazi bacinga ngendlela eyahlukileyo. "Indoda yokwenene kufanele ikwazi ukwenza yonke into!" Yaye isisilumko eso sifike engqondweni? Into ephambili kukuba akukho ngqiqo kulo. Ngethuba lethu, kunjalo. Mhlawumbi umama akafanele ahlawule imali yokufundisa oonyana babo kwizikolo eziphakamileyo? Baye baye esikolweni sobugcisa, bafunde ukusebenza ngesando, isisel, isinyithi se-soldering, i-knit nuts, ifenisha yokulungisa?
Umfana ugwaza ngeentsuku, kodwa uzisa iikhilomitha ezimbalwa zeedola ngenyanga, ngoko ke, njalo ngeveki, ukuzingela indawo yokuhlala ehlobo. Kutheni? Ngaphandle koko, uninazala akayi kukhawuleza. Olunye uphendu lwezigidi, kodwa ukuze kuthathelwe ingqalelo njengomntu opheleleyo, kufuneka ahambe ngokukhawuleza kwiklasi yokuqeqeshwa emfutshane kunye neplumber yendawo kaMalume Vasya, onamaqela amathathu kunye neklasi emva kwakhe. Ngendlela, oomama baya kubafundi xa kunesidingo. Kubadlali bezinwele, i-cosmetologists, izazi zengqondo, oogqirha, amagqwetha. Izambatho, njengomthetho, zithengele, kodwa musa ukugubha ngokukhanya kwesibane se-parafini, njengabo babakhulukazi. Ngoko, bafazi abathandekayo, masenze izigqibo ezifanelekileyo kunye.
Ukungenzi namanyathelo . Ewe, kukho. Abantu abaninzi, ngokwenene, abazi ukuba benze izigqibo njani, kwaye bakulungele ukuya kumntu. Kodwa ngaba kunjalo ngokusola kulo mntu, ngokuthe ngqo kuthathwa umntu? Njengomthetho, kungekhona amanyathelo amadoda akhuliswa kwiintsapho, apho isigqibo senziwa ngumama, owesifazane onzima kwaye onamandla. Izikhokelo zalo zigqityiwe kwaye azikho phantsi kwesibheno, njengemiyalelo yomlawuli wamkhosi. Ukuba elinye lamalungu entsapho alivumelani nalokhu, liya kuhlwaywa ngokukhawuleza. Emva koko uyamangalisa. Kwenzeka njani, kutheni uvumele umkhwe wakho ahlale ekhanda lakho? Yaye unokufunda phi ukuthatha inyathelo? Yileyo ndlela izizukulwana ze-henpeckers zikhula, abangakwazi ukunyathela isinyathelo ngaphandle kwesivumelwano nomfazi (umama, umkhwekazi-kubalulekile ukugxininisa).
Ngokuqhelekileyo uva oku: "Ewe, ndenza izigqibo kumyeni wam. Kodwa, ukuba ndidibana nendoda eyayingenza izigqibo kum, ndiza kumlandela. " Kwenene? Yaye ukuba le superman yanquma ukuba ayifanelekanga, umzekelo, ukuthenga ingubo entsha kumfazi wayo, ebusika, unokugqithisa ngokugqithiseleyo. Kunoko, kungcono ukuthenga imoto okanye ukuyilungisa kwigumbi.
"Kule veki asiya kwindlu yelizwe. Wena, ungahamba ukuyothengisa encinci, kodwa ngo-19-00 ndisekhaya, kwaye ndiya kuba nobhiya kunye nabahlobo bam. " - "Kwenzeka njani, kodwa mna ..." - "Ndagqiba isigqibo. Point ยป. Indoda engummangaliso? Akunandaba nokuba kunjalo. Samodour. Uxhaphazi. Ikhonkco lekhaya.
Ubomi bokwenene - intsapho nganye inomzekelo wayo wobudlelwane. Kuya kwenzeka, umyeni unesiqingatha-ingqiqo, ufumana iikhokecks, kwaye umfazi uyintombazana yoshishini, ohlala ehlala ngumfazi oyinyaniso. Kuya kwenzeka, umyeni-tyranti kunye nomfazi - iCinderella engenabuhlungu. Kwimeko nayiphi na, zezi zihlobo zakhe zicinga. Ngamanye amaxesha umyeni uqhuba ngempumelelo inkampani (uyalela i-regiment, idala ubugcisa bokubhala, eyenza ukufumanisa enye emva koko), kwaye umfazi uyakhokelela ngempumelelo umyeni, uqondise amandla akhe "ngendlela efanelekileyo." Ngokuqhelekileyo, kufike kuwe, bafazi abathandekayo, ngaba ngokwenene nidinga iqhinga elidumileyo lamadoda?
IDrunkards . Ngenxa yobulungisa, simele sivume ukuba phakathi kwabantu baseSlavic balapho baninzi abanxilisayo. Kweminye, ukuxhomekeka kwento yinto engokwengqondo. Ewe, ungathini ukusela kunye nabahlobo xa wonke umntu esela? Ngendlela, kwi-proletarian middle medium ukukwazi ukusela "ixesha elide kunye nexesha elide" lihlonishwa kakhulu, umntu uyagxotha - oko kuthetha ukuba unokukwazi ukuwufumana, kuba ufumana imali enhle. Iintlungu zesonka kunye ne-bhotela kunye nento encinci. Ukupapashwa kwekhaya kuya kwenza negalelo layo. Ukususela ebuntwaneni buntwaneni, abantu banqanyulwa - batywala ngokugqithiseleyo. Kwaye ngempilo incedo, i-Nikolai Valuev iyakucima i-vodka ize, kwaye ngelo xesha ihlala enye yeebhokisi ezinqabileyo, ezinzima. Klitschko. I-Shevchenko ... Oku, nangona kunjalo, ngakumbi kwiibhiya.
Kukho ukuxhomekeka kunye nempilo, xa umntu engakwazi ukukunceda ukusela. Mhlawumbi, oku kubangelwa uhlobo oluthile lokukhubazeka kwengqondo. "Ngaba kunokwenzeka ukuba uphuze kumntu onenkathazo yengqondo?" - Ndabuza umculi wezifo zengqondo. Ugqirha waphendula wathi: "Ewe," kodwa kukho amaninzi amaninzi xa utywala luthintela le ngxaki. " Ezi "zivki" entloko kwaye zenze utywala utywala. Wasela kwaye waziva ephucukileyo.
Nangona kunjalo, akubona bonke abameleli besigqeba esisisiseko sabantu. Ngokulula, abo baselayo bayabonakala. Umsindo, i-buzz, nayiphi na isizathu esichazela ukunganeliseki. Ngokuqinisekileyo, i-Hanurik ayibukeli kakhulu, kodwa abafana banomsindo, banqabile, bathetha kakhulu ngeentlanga zabo ezihle. Ewe, yile nto, bathetha ntoni. Xa kukho izidakwa ezimbini okanye ngaphezulu, isihloko esiyintando encokolayo ngesondo. Benza ngokugqithiseleyo ukupenda ngeentlobo zabo zokuzikhukhumeza, ukuba ngokuzikhethela uqala ukucinga, kwaye ngokwenene, konke okunokwenzeka kwenzeka ntoni? Musa ukuhleka, okanye mhlawumbi ndiza kusihlahla esihlalweni sam kwaye ndibethe kanzima. Xa umntu esela yonke into enepropati yokutshatyalaliswa ngokwesondo ukuya kwesibini ukuya kwisicwangciso sesithathu. Ngokuqhelekileyo, akunamandla nje. Yingakho kufuneka sicingisise ngokufihla ukufihla le mposiso kulabo abasondezayo.
Lovelace . Abanye besetyhini bayaqiniseka - banike indoda leyo intando, kwaye uya kukhathala nabani na, ubuncinane kunye noBaba Baba. Ewe, iCasanova idibana, kodwa kungekhona nje ngokuba ngabafazi bacinga. Akunabo bonke abantu abakwaziyo kuba ngabazithandayo abafazi. Amadoda amaninzi anamahloni ngendalo. Abazami ukuba baqhelane nabafazi, ngenxa yokwesaba ukukhishwa. Yaye ukuba bayatshata, bazama ukukholisa umfazi wabo kuyo yonke into, ukuze bangabi kwi-flight free. Mhlawumbi uyayazi umgaqo onokumisela ukuba yintoni indoda enxulumene nayo ngokwesondo? Ndiza kubakhumbuza abo balibalayo. Nantsi yonke into ilula: bayathetha nje, abanye bayakwenza kuphela. Iyesithathu ayinikezwa. Ngoko laphula abantu abancinci abathetha kakuhle kwaye bahlawule ingqalelo kwiidayimane zobudlelwane bezesondo - ingathethi.
Eyona nto . Ewe, akunakwenzeka ukuba ubone umntu ekhwaza ngaphezulu kwesinye isopu. Enye into, indoda ejongene nempumelelo yomdlalo webhola okanye umdlalo webhokisi. Kwaye kwenzeka, siyazivezela iimvakalelo. Kufika kubo bonke, kunye nokuhlaselwa-inept, kunye neenkundla, ezikhusela iitalente zendawo ukuba ziveze zona, kunye nomqeqeshi we-idiot, kunye nejaji elijongene ne-scoundrel. Bonke abantu bangabelana ngokwasemgangathweni ngamaqela amabini - ukuziphatha, iimvakalelo eziphilayo kunye neengcinga, ukuhlala kwengqondo. Yaye, ivela kwixesha lokuzalwa. Amadoda amaninzi ayengowolu hlobo olunengqiqo, abaninzi besetyhini kumgaqo-nkqubo. Ukubhekiselele kwintlobo enengqiqo akuthethi ukuba lukhuni ngokomoya. Amadoda nawo amava, vele uzame ukungabonakali iimvakalelo zabo. Apho umfazi oza kukhwaza aze afune ukuba ngubani oyintloko, umntu uya kuzama ukuhlalutya imeko kwaye afune indlela yokuphuma. Ngendlela, ngenxa yoko kufuneka adinga ukuqonda. Ukumangalela umntu ukuba athambekele ngakumbi ngokuphila ngesizathu ngaphandle kweemvakalelo kufana nokumangalela i-rooster of croaking. Kulula ukuyinqumla intloko kunokuphinda ufundise.