Izizathu ezibalulekileyo zokuqhawula izibini ezitshatileyo

"Indoda ithanda ngakumbi ngaphambi komtshato, emva komfazi. Indoda ifuna umfazi ukuba ayithande kuqala, ngowokugqibela. " Kule binzana, i-Lovelace yesiFrentshi yekhulu leshumi elinesithoba yenye yezizathu zokungaboni ngaso kwezi ntsapho.

Ukungaqondi kakuhle kwintsapho ngokuqhelekileyo kuba yinto ebalulekileyo ebangela umtshato. Nangona kunjalo, kwiofisi yokubhalisa kunye neenkundla le sizathu sokuqhawula umtshato Kwakhona kuthiwa "ukungafani kwabantu".


Umtshato wokuqala
Kwiiveki ezimbini zokuthandana uye wafumanisa ukuba uyakuthanda ubuntshisi obushushu kunye nomyalelo endlwini, uya kuba ngumfazi wakhe wesihlanu, kwaye naye-unomama omhle! Kwaye unoxanduva, wuleza wakuthabatha kwangoko kubhaliso. Iingozi zobomi bakho bentsapho zihlala zifutshane. Ngomso olandelayo emva kobusuku bomtshato, umyeni wam othandekayo umyeni wakubeka e-hysteria: "Awu, awuzange unike ikhofi encinci yokulala!" Umlenze omncinci oneminyaka engamashumi amane ubudala, ulungele ukulala ngokulala ngokulala, engacingi ukukukhusela. Yaye i-socks ecocekileyo emacaleni okufihla, imizwelo yothando kunye nomvuzo, okucacileyo ukuba ayanele ukuthenga ikhaya elilodwa. Kulungile, okanye ubuncinci ukulungisa okwethutyana kumama wakhe, omthandayo.


Sixabana?
"Ungaze uphikisane nomntu. Vala nje! "- Akunjalo ukuba i-feminine efanelekileyo ithetha ukufezekisa kwayo kubathembekile. Iimfucu kunye nemilambo yezinyembezi zinokuba nomphumo ongenakuqikelela kwithembekileyo yakho. Ngokomzekelo, unokuya kufuna induduzo kummelwane onokuthula, unobhala, umhlobo ... Ewe, kuya kuhlala khona!

Ukuthanda okunjalo
Xa bakho abathembekileyo babengabalandeli bakho ngokukuthabatha kukuthabatha iifilimu zefilimu zakho ezizithandayo, kwana-kwiindawo zokutyela ezintle, ii-nightclubs ezimangalisayo ... Kwaye konke kwakubonakala kungenasiphelo, kwaze kwaba yilapho ipasipoti yakho ichithwe ngesitampu emtshatweni. Awuzange uhambe ngokukhawuleza, kodwa ufumanisa ukuba umyeni wakho - umthandi ongenakonakali weemidlalo zekhompyutha. Hayi, hayi ... Oku, ngokuqhelekileyo, kulungelelanisekile - ufuna nje ukuba ulethe kwikhomputha ukuba udle kunye nobhiya, ukususa uthuli kubantu abathobekileyo. Kwaye emva - uye kwintambo yokuhamba, ukuya kwintombi intombazane okanye i-nightclub-ekuziqhenyeni. Ndibetha, akayi kubona ukuba awukho? Ekuqaleni, kungekhona ixesha elide - ndaya kwintombi yam ukuba ndixoxe, kwaye emva kokugqibela ndisiya kwizihlobo.


Sidla ngokutya!
Amantombazana amaninzi kwaye musa ukukrokra ukuba ndingayidla njani ukutya ukutya kwabo abathembekileyo! I-tazik olivier, oye wayilungisa ngesibindi yonke inkuhlwa, inkukhu ephekiweyo, ipenethi yeekukhuku zeenkukhu, i-sandwiches ezili-12 kunye nekhefu elincinci yekhofi (itiye okanye i-compote) yanyamalala ngokupheleleyo ekhitshini emini. Kwaye ngokuhlwa, iqabane liyamemeza lilambile kwaye ayifuni ukutya i-muesli, esesitheleni kwikhefu. Kwaye akayi kuhamba kwisitoreji, kuba u-HUNGRY !!!! Emva koko uza kuzama ukubuyela kunina, owambhalela yonke i-borscht kunye nengulube ebhaka.


Ukufunda kukhanya!
Ungumgqatswa wezesayensi zefilosofi, ufunda i-Nietzsche kwi-original, kwaye ngeveki u tyelela iithala kunye nemiboniso. Kwaye okokuqala babekulungele ukuxolela umlingane wakho ngenxa yokuvalelwa okuphefumlelweyo nokuvuyisayo. Emva koko, uhlwempuze, akaqedanga isikolo somsebenzi. Mhlawumbi, babenethemba lokuthi uza kubheka abantu abanengqondo-wayeya kuziqonda, ahlale phantsi kwiincwadi, angene kwisiko. Kodwa hayi ... Uza kumbukiso kwiHermitage, i-yawns, engagubungeli ngomlomo ngesandla sakhe, abuze imibuzo engento engacunganga kunye nokufunga ngokungafanelekanga? Ndikholelwa ukuba kufuneka uhlale ekhaya, upheke i-borscht, ungadli imali. Cinga nje ukuba abantwana bakho bafana nomlingane wakho kwizinto zonke! Yintoni, uyayipakisha okwamanje?


Umntu unokuphila njani emtshatweni omdala kunye onomdla, ngaphandle kokufuna - yintoni isizathu esona sizathu sokuqhawula umtshato? Iingcali zenzululwazi zesiNgesi ziqinisekile ukuba ukufana kwemibono yezopolitiko, ukuthanda iiprogram zethelevishini ezifanayo, ukhetho oluqhelekileyo olufanayo, iinjongo ezifanayo kwizilwanyana kunye noonografi yinto efunekayo ukuze ubomi bentsapho obonwabileyo. Nangona kunjalo, kunzima ukubiza zonke izizathu ezibalulekileyo zokuqhawula izibini ezitshatileyo, kuba zinokuba zininzi. Gcina intsapho inokuthanda kuphela, umonde nokuqonda.