1. Umfazi uhlala ekhaya. Uhlobo oluthile lwencwadi yomntu. Ukunyaniseka kuya emsebenzini, ukutya okubekwayo, ukusela ukuthula. Uqhuba kakuhle umyalelo othi "indawo" kunye "nam." Ubeka umvuzo wakhe kwikhaya, uzimisele ukufaka i-zanacheks kwiindawo ezifihliweyo. Kwiingubo zikhetha iintlanzi zentsapho kunye neendlovu ezidolweni. Ukholo olusondeleyo, nangona uphupha ngasese. Iindawo zoluntu zizoyika. Ngombhede, othobekileyo, uNordic, kwaye ngokuqhelekileyo uya kwi-orgasm kwinkqubo yokugxotha. Njengoko umthandi akufanelekanga.
2. Umfazi ngumntu ongenalo. Ekhaya, kuthulile kwaye kunqotshwe. Ngaphandle kwindlu ikhululekile, incokola, ingenangqondo. Ugqoka ngokungahlambulukanga, uthanda iikhantshi zepinki kunye nezibopho eziluhlaza.
Ukususela kwiziganeko zenkcubeko, ukhetha iindawo zokudlela ezinokungabonakaliyo kunye ne-orchestra. Uthanda ukuthetha ngaye. Kwimbali ibonakala njengomnqamlezo phakathi kukaJames Bond kunye nolwaphulo lwabafana. Yenza konke okubuthathaka. Ukuqhawula umtshato wakhe akuyi kuhamba. Ebudlelwaneni obusondeleyo, ndoyika kwaye ndingaqiniseki. Uloyika ukuphazamisa ekukhanyeni. Unika ilungu lakhe ilungu lesilwanyana. Unelisekile umfazi akakwazi ukukwazi, kodwa uyakuthanda ukutshitshisa inkumbulo engqondweni. Ubiwe efihla kwipoktiki yeplastiki kunye neentengiso kwi-trunk phantsi kwe-save.
3. Umfazi otshatileyo. Uhamba nge-gogol. Ukhangele ngqo. Ekhaya, i-slavishly slavish. Uphatha i-vodka ngokunyaniseka, kodwa uyazisela ngokuziqhenkceza i-whisky esincinci, ehamba nebali elithandekayo, yiyiphi ingozi idiplomate eyaziwayo eyimbile yona le bhotile kwinqanaba le-CIA. Kwiziganeko zenkcubeko uhamba ngokuzithandela, kodwa lonke ixesha ukhangelelene, ngenxa yokwesaba ukudibana nabantu ababaziyo. Ekubhedeni, ukuthetha. I-Kama Sutra inokubuyisela iiyure, izama ukwenza uthando kwiingxaki ezingenakucingeka, ihlangabezana ne-fiasco. Emva koko ukhangele umlindi wakhe aze agijime ekhaya, athembisa ixesha elizayo ukuxelela ukuba kutheni kwenzeka le nto.
4. Ukwahlukana-okuqhelekileyo. Isambatho esiboyiweyo esiGrey, izicathulo ezingcolileyo, i-alimony, umsebenzi kwi-NIIFUYA, isitrato kwi-hruschobe okanye igumbi elisegumbini. Iziphumo kuluntu azikwazi ukuma ngenxa yezizathu zoqoqosho. Ujonga onke amabhinqa ekhangelekile, eyika ukungena ebusweni. Xa wayelinxila, ephuma endleleni, esasaza i-paws yakhe, ubonisa ukuba uya egumbini lakhe. Ekhaya ulahlekile. Uzama ukunyusa umninimzi kunye nama-sprats omisiwe aze abanike i-nutmeg eyingozi. Ngaphandle kokuphazamisa, ubeka loo mfazi kwi-sofa, engayinaki nayiphi na i-caresses ngokukhawuleza inyuka phantsi kweengubo. Xa wenqatshelwe, uyabhubha kakubi, ukuba uyavuma kwaye uyazi indlela yokuziphatha ngakumbi. Ubomi obusondeleyo, uyalala kwaye alele ebuthongo ngaphambi kokuba uqaphele ukuba wayenomzimba wokulala ngesondo.
5. Umntu oqeshwe ngumtshato. Ukufakela. Iwashi phantsi kweRolex, isangqa kumnwe omncinci, igumbi lesibini kwigumbi. Uthanda imicimbi yeenkcubeko ezifana nemiboniso kunye neentetho. Ngaphandle okufana nomntu. Le ntombazana igqoke ingalo yakhe njengomlindi - ukuze wonke umntu abone kwaye abe nomona. Uphatha umfazi ngokunyelisa, ebonisa i-jigit. Ngokukhawuleza wenza izithembiso ezingazalisekanga. Ukhetha ukuthetha ngesondo ngaphandle komlingane, kodwa kunye nabahlobo kwi-sauna. Kulele, uvila, ulinde inkonzo kwiprogram ye-porn oyithandayo. Uyakuthanda ukubuza imibuzo engeyiyo yinkcazo malunga neziphene ezincinane zomzimba weqabane, uzonwaba kakhulu xa ehlazeka. Ukuphulukiswa xa bemxelela ukuba akafani nabanye abafanayo.
6. Umqeshi ohlulekileyo. Udibanisa ngokwawo iimpawu ezingahambelaniyo. Unesiqhwala, esichukumisayo, esichukumisayo, esingenasiphako, esingenakulinganisa, esicacileyo. Akukho zixhobo ezizithandayo. Kwaye akukho zambatho, nokuba. Nguye kuphela ophezu kwayo. Uhlala kufuphi nekhompyutha. Kwiziganeko zenkcubeko kuya kwi-intanethi. Lo mntu akayena umfazi wangaphambili, okanye abantwana, okanye umnkosikazi uyakhumbula. Iyakwazi ngokubizwa ngokuba nguKatyya-Zyama, u-Olya-Zaikoy_shtovichkom. Ikhumbula kakuhle i-IP kunye namachweba, kodwa ayikwazi ukukhumbula inombolo elula yefowuni. Ngokuphathelele ubomi obusondeleyo ndafunda kwi-Intanethi. Ekubhedeni akukwenzeka. Ukuba ufuna into ethile ukuba uyenze - ukudlwengula, ngaphandle kokuchitha amagama angaphezulu.
7. I-bachelor iqhelekileyo. Ugqoka ngokulula, kodwa ucocekile, kuba uhlala nabazali bakhe. Gcina phantsi. Ngaphandle kokuchaswa uya kwiingingqi, kodwa ngexesha lokuthatha isenzo mhlawumbi okanye ufunde iprogram. Ngethuba lokungena ngokukhawuleza kufinyelela kwi-buffet, ekupheleni kwe-hanger. Akahambi ngemihla ngexesha lokusebenza. Ukunyamekela kunokuhlala ixesha elide kwaye kungenjongo. Ngexesha lobudlelwane bakhe, unokuthi ungatshintshi ngeentlungu ezithandwayo, akayi kubona. Ulwalamano olusondeleyo lunokwenzeka kuphela kwindlu yakho. Isiqalo sisoloko siqala ngokubeka i-alamu kusasa. Emva kokwabelana ngesondo, uthanda ukuhlala ekhitshini kwizigqoko zakhe ngetiyi kunye nebhegi, uthetha ngokuphinda uvuselele umgaqo-nkqubo wasekhaya nakwamanye amazwe.
8. I-Bachelor ipholile. I-barbarrow, i-hut, umzalwana, isithole, ukulenga, ukuphuka, ukuphanga, i-booze, i-sauna. Olu hlobo lomntu lubiza usuku - utolo, uhlobo lwenyanga - i-wiring, engaqhelekanga - i-loaches. Ukususela kwiziganeko zenkcubeko, ukhetha abo apho unokubamba khona kwaye uphumelele ekuzihlukaniseni ngokupheleleyo. Uvuyayo kwaye unomdla. Akayekanga ukusetyenziswa kwamagatsha amancinane abazalwana bakhe, kwaye unika irenti yakhe ngaphandle kokuhlushwa kwengqondo. Ekubhedeni, uhlazi, ubeka ngokuzithandela iinkumbulo zakhe ezidlulileyo kunye neentetho. Usebenza ngesondo njengoko eselayo aze adle - ngamandla, ade apheliswe ngokupheleleyo.
9. I-bachelor ingqondo. Ukunyamekela njengenkulungwane ye-19. Iintyatyambo, iilekese, "uthanda ukujamelana njani," "nceda," "awuyikukhumbuza ukuba mna". Kwaye nje ngokude. Iingubo ezigqithiseleyo, i-raincoat ende, i-scark ebomvu, iiglavu zebhokhwe, i-umbrella-i-cane. Isiganeko senkcubeko i-credo yakhe. I-Philharmoniki, Usuku lokuvula, iSahluko. Ubuso obuphefumulayo, amehlo avaliwe, imilomo igubha ngokumangalisa, awuyi kubona kude kube yinto yokugqibela. Emva koko unamathela endlebeni yakhe aze athi: "Kwakunobungcwele." Njengoko isipho sizisa umqulu onqabileyo we "Izikhumbuzo zeCeltic" ngesiLatini. Ngaphambi kobudlelwane obusondeleyo buza kunqabile. Ukuba yenzayo, iqabane lilala ngaphambi kokugqitywa ngokumemeza umzimba wakhe.