Ibhinqa liyi-bitch, ngubani na?


Xa umntu evuma ukuba uyamoyika inkunzi yebhinqa - akukho nkohliso ngamazwi akhe! Ukuba ubiza i-bitch isidalwa esibi nesihlazo kwaye, bathi, akafuni ukuthetha ngento enjalo-ulala! Ekubeni akukho nanye uhlobo lwabasetyhini abamkhangelayo, alukhathazi, aluvuyo okanye alujonge entlango yolwabalala, njengentsimbi. Ngoko, i-bitch yebhinqa-ngubani na?

Kwabanye, ungumfazi wesibhakabhaka, kwabanye - umoni, okwesithathu - ingonyama yehlabathi, okwesine ... Ubuhle bokufa, ukuduma kwezulu, inkohlakalo, umfazi oyimfihlakalo-konke okuphathelene naye. Kwaye kungakhathaliseki ukuba kubizwa njani ngamaxesha onke, kukho ukungafani okubalulekileyo phakathi kwenkwenkwe yabesifazane kunye nayiphi na enye. Ngaba unomdla kwizinto?

Jonga ngeenxa zonke. Kwaye ukubonakala kwesohlwayo kwisihlwele kunele ukwahlula kwiindawo ezizungezile. Uza kuhlala uhlukanisa i-bitch ebhinqa kubo bonke abafazi ngokubonga abantu abayilandelayo. Kuza kuhlala kukwahlula ukuhamba kweso sihlwele, ukujongwa ... Abafani nabo bonke abantu, kodwa ezinye ezizodwa. Wena ngokwakho uza kuqaphela: i-stinker yowesifazane ayifuni nje - iyavela, akayi kuthiwa ngaye: "uye wahamba" - yalala. Khangela indlela ayenxibe ngayo-akhonze. Ulwimi aluyi kuthi: "uthetha" - uthetha.

Ukuba umntu wayenokujamelana ne-bitch ubuncinane kanye kanye ebomini bakhe, uyayikhumbula yonke imihla yakhe. Kwaye ukuba i-ru ugorazdilo ithandane naye, ngoko bonke ubomi bakhe uhlala enentliziyo etyumkileyo! Emva koko, akayithandi - iyatshisa!

Ngaloo nto i-crusher yeentliziyo isoloko iyingxaki, iyatshitshisa, iyonakalisa. Kodwa ukukrakra akuze kwenzeke. Intombazana yintokazi ayisoloko ilinganiseki. Uyayichazela imithetho yakhe kwaye iyenza ibhebhe. Zama ukungazibali kunye nabo! Emva kwayo ingaba ngumntu onamandla, ofanelekileyo. Yingakho i-bitch yangempela ayikho (N-I-K-O-D-D-A!) Ayiyi kuba yindoda, udade, umhlobo ...

Eyona nto, ulwahlulo olubaluleke kakhulu lwentsimbi yebhinqa kunoma yimuphi omunye ummeli (kodwa ungekho buthathaka) ngesondo kukuba akaze atshele nabani na malunga necala elingalunganga lobomi bakhe. Le ndlela iyalwe ngokupheleleyo kubantu bonke. Ngubani ongazange ube ngowakhe - umhlobo, umlingane, umphathi, awusoze wazi ukuba kwenzekani emphefumlweni wakhe. Akukho mntu, nokuba ngumntu osondeleyo, akayi ku kholosa imfihlakalo eneempawu eziyisixhenxe ezibizwa ngokuba "umphefumlo"!

Kwaye ngoku ukhangele kakuhle kwisibuko. Hlaziya ubuncinane inyanga yokugqibela ebomini bakho: kaninzi kangakanani usibambe iimbono zabantu? Ngaba wayecinga ukuba yinto ephilileyo eyigcina yona, ukuze ungaguqa phambi kwakho? Ingaba ucinga ukuba zonke ezi zinto zingezakho? Ulungile! Kodwa kwimeko apho uvila kwaye ukwesaba ukutshintsha into kuwe, ubomi bakho, kwimikhwa yakho.

Ewe, masiqonde: ngubani na yena-into ebhinqa?

Ngokuqhelekileyo, oku, oku, akunjalo ukuthetha omnye ubusuku, okanye nokuba ezimbini. Ngoko makhe sixoxe ngesiseko sezinto ezisisiseko kwi-bitch yebhinqa-uthando lwakho. I-Bitch, okokuqala, ozithandayo ngokwakhe! Kwaye akukho nto kuba akukho bani ukunika oku, enye yeemvakalelo eziphezulu kunye nezidakwa. Ukuba, uThixo akavumelekanga, i-bitch yebhinqa iqala ukukhafulela, ukuziva kakubi ngaye, kunye nokuxinezeleka kuya kwenza ukuba inkungu ibe yenzeke kwaye ikhuphe ukukhanya kwamehlo akhe-ke ixesha lokuphumla kwakhe. Ngoko, sele sele ephendukele kwenye yezo grey, ezixhatshaziweyo, zikhukhumezekileyo abafazi kwisihlwele. Luhlobo luni lwe-bitch yile?

Uthando lwenkcenkcesha luqala phi? Hayi, iikhilogram zezilumkiso, iziqwenga ze-negligee egumbini lokulala, inani leentliziyo zabantu, ephukile malunga neentonga ezingenakufikeleleka entliziyweni, akukho nto enokuyenza ngayo. I-Bitch iqalisa uthando lwakhe ngaye ... ngamagama: "Mamela, ngokwaneleyo! Yikho konke! Ndingakuvumeli ukuba uziphathe kakubi! I-pre-shcha-yu! Ngaba uva? "

Ukuzimisela okupheleleyo kwebinzana kuzalwa ngokuphindaphindiweyo apho kubonakala ngathi ayikho enye indlela. Ubumnyama obungenazizithulu zokuphelelwa yithemba, ezele ukuzithemba kunye nokungakhathali kwexesha lobomi bomsebenzi ... Kulo mlotha uninzi oluthile luyalelwa.

Ngoko, ukuqala kuphi? Ndicebisa, ngendlela, ukuba ndiyenze namhlanje. Beka zonke izinto uze uzisebenzise ngokwakho ... uhlambe olucocekileyo nge-foam. Amakhandlela, iglasi yewayini ekhanyayo kunye nengcamango eyodwa entloko yakho: umntu ongcono onobubele obusondeza kuwe! Ngaba ngokwenene uvumela umntu ongcono kakhulu ukuba anelisekile ngesinye isimo sengqondo kuye, ngaphandle kweyona nto ibhetele? Kwaye bobabini besuka kwakhe kunye nabanye.

Kudala ixesha lokuhlamba alala phantsi, kodwa uphume kwaye kufike ixesha lokuphatha umntu ongcono kakhulu ngekomityi yekofi elimnandi okanye i-tea ehlaza. Kunokwenzeka nge-lemon. Okanye nge chocolate. Okubaluleke kakhulu, ukuba umphefumlo wakho wavuya. Yaye amehlo ayanandi.

Yaye makhe sivume ukuba umfazi ogqithiseleyo ophuma nje kwi-foam ecocekileyo akayi kuphinda aphuze ngaphezulu ikhofi, itiye, okanye amanzi nje kwikomityi kunye nompuphu ophukileyo okanye osikiweyo. Mphosela ngaphandle ngoku kudoti. Eyona nto ibhinqileyo kufuneka ifake kwisitya segolide. Kwanele ukugcina inkonzo yeendwendwe. Wena ungumphambili oyintloko kweli hlabathi. Yenza into enhle kakhulu, kwaye makungayikholisa amehlo akho rhoqo xa ufuna ukusela ...

Oku kuqale, kwaye uqhubeke nokuza. Ndiqinisekile ukuba uyazi konke oku! Khumbula nje! Yenza, kwaye iziphumo ziya kuba nzima.