Funda ukuhlala ekwahlukeni, ukuphosa iinyawo zakho emva kwentloko yakho okanye ukuphosa njengenyoka: bonke abafana baphupha ngokulala ngesondo kunye nabadlali be-gymnasts, kuba banokuzibeka kwisithuba esingenakuhlangana nayo nayiphi na "iKamasutra."
Yiba nomkhwa wokugcina ibhotile yesiselo sakhe esithandayo ekhaya. Phakamisa indlela yobukhosi: kwi-tray kunye ne-snack efanelekileyo. Yenza oku kumabini amabini: xa kukubi kwaye xa kukuhle kakhulu. Kwaye ekugcineni umnike izifundo malunga neengozi zotywala.
Musa ukufihla isidima sakho kuye. Indoda inelungelo lokunandipha umbono wakhe othandekayo kungekhona kuphela embhedeni. Kuthiwani ngokucoca umgangatho ngelixa efunda incwadi yakhe ayithandayo kwiqhekeza? Ndikholelwe, isinyathelo sakho asiyi kubonwa. Musa ukuthoba. Kufuneka uyenze yonke into ngexesha, ekubeni nje ibele iphakamileyo, njengebhokisi elithi "Imfihlelo" yahlabelela.
Ukusebenzisa unxibelelwano lomnxeba ukuze uxelele umfana malunga nokufika kwabazali bakho kunye nesidingo sokuthenga isipho somhla wokuzalwa komfundi wakho yintsipho yemali. Kutheni ungamniki iseshoni yesini kwifowuni, ingakumbi xa ephosakele kwintlanganiso elandelayo. Le ndlela yindlela ephumelelayo yokuvuselela ingcamango yendoda kwaye ixabiso elincinci kuneenkonzo ezifanayo zoogqirha bezesondo zocandelo.
Musa ukulinda iqabane lakho ukuthenga ifilimu entsha kumlawuli oyithandayo. Ukulandelela umphumo wesithombe kwiDVD kwaye uthenge ngaphezulu, ngoko unokufumana indlela elula yokwenza ubuhlobo bube ngcono kunye nomthandayo. Abafana baninzi bonke njengamathoyizi, kwaye kuphela ke enye into. Ngaphandle koko, ukhangele, kwaye iifilimu zakho ezizithandayo ziya kuqala ukuwa.
Ngaba awusoloko unethuba lokutsho ngokuvakalayo ukuba iphotile lakho lipholile? Sebenzisa ulwimi lwezandla kulo. Xa ukhwela kwinqwelo ephakamileyo, thintela ... Hayi, bhetele uyazi ukuba kutheni. Ukuba ungumntombazana othobekileyo kwaye isenzo esinjalo sibonakala siqine kakhulu kuwe, mva nje ubabambe iqabane lakho kwisitramu uze uhlebezele endlebeni yakhe amazwi ambalwa athando. Ndikholelwe, uya kuvuyisa ukuba unamahloni ngeemvakalelo zakho.
Inkolelo yokuba iinkqubo ezithandanayo kufuneka zenziwe ngasese, zaza kunye namantombazana adala aseHollywood abengenako ukutshabalalisa indawo yebhanini phambi kobuhle bentombi. Awunakulibala ukugubungela umlenze wakhe, unciphise amadevu akho kunye neendevu - akukho nto inokumkholisa loo mntu njengengqalelo kwintombazana emzimbeni wakhe.
Yeka ukumemeza "Kwakhona udla amaqanda aqhekezayo!" Xa edla amaqanda kwakhona. Khumbula kanye kunye nonke: amaqanda ahambelana nawo. Le yindlela ekhawulezayo, elula kwaye engabizi kakhulu yokwenza iprotheni, eyimfuneko kuye, kubandakanywa nomntu, impilo. Akufanelekile ukuphinda ibuyele into yokuba i-cholesterol yeqanda inobungozi kubo bonke oogqirha. Endaweni yoko, pheka ngesibindi isitya sakhe samadoda. Ngokuqinisekileyo unokuba ngcono.
Ukuba ucinga ukuba uthando olumnandi luphela lugunyaziso lwowesifazane, ulahlekile kakhulu. Awusidli esinye nesigxina ngexesha kumaqela ebambiswano. Udla! Ngoko ke, xa ulungele ukudibana naye, cinga ngendlela yokuyiphunga. Kuphela musa ukubonisa uthando lwakhe ngemivalo. Khetha ithokoleta emnyama kakhulu, ebangela ukuba kuveliswe i-endorphins. Oku, ngokwenene, ulonwabo lufakwe kwi-foil.
Akuyimfuneko ukudonsa umntu kwi-disco xa ufuna ukudansa. Umdaniso ekhaya kunye nomculo ozithandayo. Uya kuchukumiseka, ngakumbi xa uqala ukuguqa phantsi kwe-albhamu entsha "Metallica".
Ukuba iqabane lakho lithanda ukuphonsa iisokisi ejikeleze indlu, musa ukummangalela, kodwa yakha "i-Party yeeskitshi ezihlakazekile." Kwivenkile "Yonke i-1 i-hryvnia" ithenge i-ngxowa yamasokisi, kwaye kwisebe lezinto zabantwana i-siren encinane kunye ne-toy megaphone. Khawukhuphe Namathisela i-siren entloko yakho, ngene kwigumbi xa ebukela iTV, kwaye uchitha iisokisi kulo lonke igumbi, kucula: "Uyabingiswa yiNkonzo yokuSasaza iSock!" Lo msebenzi uya kuwukhumbula ngonaphakade kwaye akayi kuphinda akhiphe amasokisi!
Thatha umgaqo wokubiza abazali bakhe, ngoko unokufunda indlela yokwenza ulwalamano olungcono kunye nomthandayo. Ngubani, ukuba ayenjalo, unokukuxelela indlela yokuphatha umntu obonakala ngathi njengamaconsi amabini amanzi. Ndinika ikhulu leepesenti isiqiniseko: ukuxabana kwakho kuya kuphelisa ngokukhawuleza xa ubiza ibinzana elithi "Hayi, ndiya kuhamba, ndiza kubiza umama wakho." Musa ukulibala: kuyo nayiphi na imbambano into eyona nto iyakhayo!
Ukubukela indlela izihlunu zakho ezikhula ngayo, ngamanye amaxesha uyayidinga ngokufanelekileyo ngexesha loqeqesho.
Kubonakala ehholo ekuphakameni koqeqesho lwakhe, kwaye le mini iya kukhunjulwa ixesha elide. Akunjalo nokuba ubukho bowesifazane buphakamisa amandla abagijimi besilisa. Yisihlandlo sakho sokuqala ukuza kuye ukuqeqeshwa. Yaye iyokuqala iyakhumbula. Musa ukuzama ukuhamba wedwa - thabatha intombi yakho. Mhlawumbi uya kujongela umntu apho. Kwaye uzive ulungile, kwaye umhlobo wakho uyazuza.
Abafana bathanda ukunyamekela njengamantombazana, ngoko xa kusasa eofisini uyifumana kwidilesi yakho ikhadi elibhalweyo, qwalasela ukuba ubusuku bothando bubonelelwa kuwe. Nangona endaweni yamakhadi kungcono ukumthumelela i-cutlet eKiev kunye nesaladi.
Funda ukuqonda iimpawu zeemoto ezibizayo kunye neziyobisi. Kuthatha ixesha elifutshane, kodwa amazwi akho malunga nokuba i-Ardbeg ayifuni njengokutshaya njengeLafrouge, nangona ininzi abalandeli be-whisky bacinga njalo, kwaye ukumiswa kukaVaisman kunzima nje ku "Morgan", kuya kubangela ukukhula okukhawulezileyo kwezenzo zakho. Emva koko, ubuhlobo bakho buya kutshintsha!
Yenza tattoo ngegama lakhe. Kodwa khetha indawo enokubonwa nguye kuphela. Ukuqhaqhazeka kwento yokuzithemba yowenu kuqinisekisiwe! Nangona kunjalo, ukuba andiqinisekanga ukuba lo ngumntu wakho wokugqibela, yenza itekisi yesikhashana, okanye kufuneka ulahlekise igama lakho othandekayo emzimbeni wakho, njengokuba u-Angelina Jolie kunye nezinye iinkwenkwezi ezifunekayo.
Khuphela ukuphuculwa komdlalo wekhompyutheni oyithandayo. Awukwazi ukwenza oku, cela i sysadmin. Yiya ekhaya ngaphambili kwaye wenze ubuncinci ukuba uzama ukudlula eli nqanaba elitsha. Ukuba uyakubona udlala umdlalo engazange abe nexesha lokudlala, uya kuba yisithixo sakhe. Ubuncinane kwithuba elithile.
Funda ukulungisa iphampu. Yiyo le nkqubo ininzi idla ngokubangela ukuba abafana baqhubeke: abaninzi banakwenzeka. Kulungile ukuba ungathathi i-screwdriver neepliers ngaphambi kokubuyela ekhaya. Makube nomqondiso wokuqala ekungenakwenzeka kwakhe ukwenza umsebenzi wesintu oyintloko. Ewe, unelungelo lokufumana umvuzo wale nto. Yiyiphi, kuxhomekeke kwingcamango yakho yekwenkwe.
I-SMS akuyona indlela ebonisa uthando kakhulu yokubonisa iimvakalelo. Umyalezo omfutshane unokudluliselwa, umzekelo, ngesirangabi. Thenga i-lipstick ngokuncinci ngokubhekiselele kulo mzekelo uze ubhale iincwadana ezimfutshane kuye. Akufuneki ukuba uzikhumbuze ukuba lixesha lokuhlawula izibonelelo okanye ukuya kwi-detergent. Gcoba iipenties zakho kwi logo yeqela lakhe lebhola lebhola lebhola ekwenzeni umdlalo obalulekileyo. Nangona abadlali belahlekelwa, uya kuphumelela. Kwaye ukunyamezela ukunqoba, akufanele ulinde de kube umdlalo uphele. Ukuxhamla kwiifoto zabazali bakhe, ufumane iifoto zezingane zakhe uze wenze into efana ne-albhamu ephathekayo, eyona nto ibhekwa ngayo kunye ngexesha lokudla ukudla kwekhandlela.
Vula ingoma yakhe oyintandokazi, uyicule kwi microphone, uze ubeke ingoma efanayo ngelizwi lakho. Ukulungele ukuzalisa umzila kwi-iPod yayo kwaye ulinde umphumo. Ukuba akayikuyixabisa, jonga ngokwakho umfana onovakalelo. Ukuba awukwazi indlela yokusebenzisa umhleli womculo ovumela ukuba unciphise amathrekhi athile omculo omnye, kuya kufuneka uthathe izifundo ezimbalwa kwi-computer. Kodwa kuyafaneleka.
Thatha umfanekiso! Ngokomzekelo, kungekhona kunye nentombi, umzekelo, kunye nenja yakhe uze ufake le sithombeni esikhwameni sakhe. Xa emba kwisikhwama, ufumanisa lesi sithombe aze afunde emva "Sikukhumbula", uya kuzila, alahle yonke into aze aye ekhaya. Into ephambili kukuba ngoku kusihlwa awucwangcisi ukudibana kunye neentombazana-abahlobo bakho. Yiba neqela. Kuphela kungekhona kumantombazana, kodwa iqela le-bachelor langempela. Mema bonke abahlobo bakhe, musa ukumxelela, ngokuqinisekileyo, kungekhona igama. Kwaye ungalindelanga ukuhamba xa abafana bexila. Le ngcamango yakho, kwaye unxaxheba ngokugcwele kulo mcimbi. Intlanganiso yabahlobo bamandulo ehlelelwe nguwe isipho esihle kakhulu, kunye kunye nawe uya kuba nethuba elihle lokuphulaphula into ayenayo malunga nabahlobo bakhe.
Thenga uhambo. Romantic! Kwabini, kunjalo. Hayi, kungekho kwi-arhente yokuhamba, kodwa kwisikhululo sesitimela. Thatha amathikithi kwisikhululo sesitrato enye ihora, kwaye ukusuka apho, uhamba ngeenyawo. Ixabiso eliphantsi kwaye lomsindo. Ungakulibali ukuba ubuhlobo bakho bufana ne-antenna yethelevishini: zombini ixhomekeka kakhulu kwindawo yokubeka kuyo. Funda ukuzityhila uze uphakamise kwimivalo engalinganiyo. Hudula umfana ngokuhamba, kwaye udlula kwindawo yokudlala, nikela ukukhuphisana. Nangona ulahlekelwa, ukukwazi kwakho ukwenza oku magunya kuya kuphazamisa kwindawo.
Ngaphandle kwentloko! Ndithabathe kwi-airfield esondeleyo kwaye niphumelele iphupha lakhe elidala ukuxhuma ngeparachute. Ukunciphisa inani elibangelwa yi-adrenaline linokuphela kwesondo kuphela.
Phakamisa ukuba udlale umfana wakho kumakarti okubetha. Kodwa khumbula, umsebenzi wakho kukuqinisekisa ukuba uya kuphumelela. Ukuba awuyiqondi intsingiselo yalo mdlalo, sichaza: kufana ne-striptease, eyona yinkimbinkimbi kuphela.
Mema ukuba adubule i-clip. Makhe akhethe nayiphi na ingoma oyicula kunye, kwaye ubambe inkqubo yokurekhoda kwividiyo. Beka le vidiyo kwi youtube.com kwaye ushiye ikhonkco kubahlobo bakhe. Baya kuthi kuye: "Nut, mdala, unike!" Uya kuneliseka.
Ukuba ufuna ukulungelelanisa intsapho, kufuneka kwenzeke ngendlela yemfazwe ye-cream. Ngaphambi kokuba uthathe nayiphina imibuzo ebuhlungu, lungise iipatyana ezimbalwa ze-ukhilimu uze uqalise ibhobholo nganye nganye kwimpendulo engalunganga. Ukuxhatshazwa kufuneka kugqitywe kwigumbi lokulala, ukukhwabanisa ukhilimu kumzimba wexhoba.
Thenga yena kunye nawe into efanayo. Iidokethi kunye neengubo, umzekelo. Ngoku ke nonke niya kubonwa njengento yonke, kwaye nijike emva kwenu. Kwaye abantu bayayithanda xa bekela ingqalelo. Xa kungalunganga kuye, ungamthumeli kubahlobo bakho, kodwa ubuncinane kanye nidlala indima yomlingane wakhe wokusela. Ukujongana neengxaki, ungadlala "ingwenya", njengoDadonna kwi-movie "Gone". Yenza i-massage yobuso. Akayicingi into enokuzonwabisa ngayo. Awunayo ukukhawulela ubuso bakho. Thenga isibhamu se-pneumatic kunye nesitokisi ufike kwi-portrait enkulu yomphathi wakhe. Xa iqabane lakho libuyela ekhaya emva kokufoswa kwabasemagunyeni, mnike isethi ethi "bulala uMlawuli."
Ukuba umntu wakho uhlala ehlala emsebenzini, ungalindeli ukuba abuyele ekhaya. Thatha iteksi uze kuye. Apho uya kuba nako ukudlala kumphathi kunye nonobhala ngaphandle, oko kuthetha, ukuphuka kwimveliso.
Mnike into engenakuyithengwa kwivenkile evamile. Ukuba unomdla kwimbali, funda imfazwe yempi yeMfazwe Yehlabathi yesiBini, ibhokisi - iiglavu kunye ne-autograph kaKlitschko. Oku kuzalisekile kwiintengiso ze-Intanethi. Mbophe i-sweater. Okanye ubuncinane isokisi. Ufunda nge talente yakho kwaye uya kukukhumbula, rhoqo xa ubeka le nto.
Fumana ukuba yeyiphi iisayithi awafunda ngexesha lomsebenzi, kwaye uqale ukutyelela ezi zixhobo, ngokuhlwa, xubusha naye yonke into emnandi.
Mcele ukuba akufundise ubuchule bokuzikhusela. Uya kuziva enamandla kwaye enoxanduva kuwe.
Ngomhla woNyaka omtsha, wammema ukuba avulele abahlobo bakhe. Kwiingubo zeSanta Claus kunye ne-Snow Maiden! Kuloo busuku uqinisekisiwe uninzi lweemvakalelo ezintle.
Yeka ukubhiyozela ngomhla we-8 kaMatshi. Ngqiqweni, kanye kunye! Kulo thuba, uya kufuna ukulungiselela iphathi kwaye uya kukhumbula le nto ngethuba lokuhamba kwe-Moscow Railway. Ngoko awuyi kuba neeholide, kodwa umfana uya kuvuya.
Musa ukulahla iifoto ezongezelelweyo azenzileyo kwi-ambassy elandelayo. Bayihlambulule, banamathele kumacici uze uwabeke ezindlebeni zakho. Uya kuqinisekisa ukuba uyazixabisa iidayimane ezininzi.
Mema ukuba amkhwelise ngesondo likaFerris, cela umatshini ngomvuzo othobekileyo ukuyeka ukukhanga xa igosa lakho liphezulu. Imizuzu emihlanu izanele ngokwenza lo mhla ukhumbule ngakumbi kunokuba uhambo lukaGagarin lokuqala lufike kwindawo.
Qala ukuxoxa ngombuzo wokwakha indlu yakho. Ukuthetha ngekamva elilanayo lenza uhlobo lobunye bemiphefumlo, engekho kwinqanaba lokuqala.
Mnike umntwana. Oku kudibanisa ngakumbi kunanoma yiphina isipho kwaye uvale imifuzano ebudlelwaneni obubhetele kunanoma yiphi i-glue. Ukuba kubonakala kuwe ukuba umntwana engakhuli, mnike inja. Makhe aqeqeshe.
Bhala inkondlo malunga nolwalamano lwakho lwethenda. Awazi ukuba ubhala njani izibongo? Ungakhathazeki! Lahla zonke iiSMS zakho kunye ne-imeyile kwikhompyuter yakho. Xa zifakwe kakuhle, printa uze wenze incwadi kuyo. Isipho esinjalo asikho ngaphezu kobuninzi beenkcukacha phakathi kukaVan Gogh kunye nomntakwabo, ndifunga!
Kutheni ungayidlala? Iintlobo zolwandle, ngokuqala kunye ne-slippers phantsi kunye nokuphela kweefowuni zabahlobo bakhe.
Ngoku abaninzi abakhweli bemifanekiso benza iibhasi kwiifoto. Kuyafaneleka, kodwa khawucinge indlela awayephendula ngayo isoka lakhe, ngubani, emva kokufika e-dacha, uya kufumana isikhumbuzo sangempela kuye!