"Ngoku ukuba ndiyakwazi njalo ..." - ucinga umfazi waseRashiya oqhelekileyo, ekhangele i-antics yezibuhle ezibulalayo ezivela kwiTV okanye indlela ukujonga ngayo iingxaki zomntu osebenza naye. Okanye i-hamovatuyu ibhinqa eliselula, elawula amagama ambalwa ukugqithisa umgca we-polyclinic kwaye ukuya kumalathisi okuqala nokufihlakeleyo ekuthatheni izifundo zokufundisa izakhono ze-bitch.
Ngoko, indlela yokufunda ukuba yi-bitch? Ukuya kwiyiphi na i-bookstore, unokufumana lula impendulo yalo mbuzo, kuba iithalafu zizalisekile izixhobo ngamagama afanelekileyo: "Incwadi Enkulu Yebhitch", "I-Encyclopedia ye-Bitch", "Yiba yi-Bitch - Change to Better." Inani leempapasho asinakubalwa, kodwa ngokwenene kuvela ukuba uhlobo olunjalo lweencwadi zezibhengezo aluniki umfanekiso opheleleyo wokuziphatha kwabasetyhini balolu hlobo kwaye luquka imiyalelo ngokupheleleyo ukuba ungabi nantoni, inobungozi kwaye ihlaselele bonke abantu ngaphandle kokuqhaqhaqhazela ngokugqithiseleyo kwaye Akunakuze uxolise emva kokuhlaselwa ngamazwi. Ngokumalunga namadoda, ezi mpapasho zincoma ukuba bonke abamele isigxina esinamandla sabantu baxineke kwiisilumko, ukwenza iinjowuni ezivuthayo. Le ngcebiso ifana nesikhokelo esifutshane semfundo yabesifazane.
Kodwa injongo yale nqaku ayiyikuhlakulela inzondo, kodwa ukunceda abesifazana ukuba bafundise.
Ubani onjalo umlenze?
Ukuze wenze isigqibo sokuba ufunde ukuba yi-bitch okanye cha, okokuqala kufuneka ufune ukuba ngubani. Iinkcazo zithembeke ngakumbi kunesiqendu sesichazi-magama kwisichazi-magama esichazayo sesiRashiya, ukuba singabikho. Kwisichazamazwi seDal, oku kuthethwa ngolu gama: i-stinker isidumbu sesilwanyana okanye imfuyo efile; i-carrion, carrion. Ndiqinisekile ukuba abafazi bafuna oku. Kwisichazamazwi se-Ozhegov, umthombo wamanje, kuthiwa: i-bitch yi-scoundrel, i-scoundrel. Kwakungekho nethemba elihle.
Ingongoma kukuba ngoku ukuthetha kweli gama kuye kwatshintsha kakhulu. Akusekho ngokwaloo mbala ongathandekiyo, awuxhaphazi kwaye uhlambalaza, namhlanje umfazi ozijonga njengengqungquthela ayithethi ukuba uyisigxobhozo kunye nesithwathwa. Ngokuphambene noko, i-bitch yangoku ngumntu onokuzihlonipha kunye nesithandwa kunye nezihlobo, abahlobo kunye nabahlobo, banokunceda kumaxesha amanzima, kodwa kwiimeko zokuphila, xa kudingekile, ziba nzima, zizinzile, ziquka izizathu ezibandayo. I-Bitch, njengomthetho, iyanxiba kakuhle kwaye ihlambulukile. Ngaphandle koko ungumkhweli wokuqala.
Ngoko, okwangoku, i-bitch ingumqondo oqaqambileyo owaziyo ukubaluleka kwakhe kunye nabo bonke abantu abazungezile.
Indlu yebastard.
Umfazi oqhelekileyo uziphatha njani ekhaya? Abantwana - ukuhlamba umyeni - ukucoca - ukupheka - kwakhona abantwana - indoda ... Isangqa esichukumisayo. Yaye konke kwenzeka ntoni kwi-bitch? Musa ukukholelwa - ngendlela efanayo, kuba inkohliso yangempela ihlakaniphile ukuba akayi kuvumela ukuba abe ekhaya. Ngaphakathi kwemida yamanqabileyo, ngumfazi oqhelekileyo, kunye nathi sonke esidinga inkxaso yendoda yakhe, uthando lwabantwana, ukufudumala nokuthuthuzela. Kodwa kukho enye "kodwa", i-bitch ayinakudla. Unengqondo yokungazami ukukhala kunye nokuhlambalaza, ulungisa iingxaki ngokuzibandakanya, ngokubandakanya nezizathu ezibandayo.
Ngaba kuyafaneleka ukuba ufunde ukuba yi-bitch ekhaya? Ewe, ewe. Emva koko, ezi zinto ziyakunceda ukugcina intsapho, ukuba ungatsheli umyeni ogqithiseleyo, ukufumana isigqibo esilungileyo kuphela. Ungafunda njani oku? Kulula kakhulu. Okokuqala, andinxibe iingubo zangasese ekhaya, kodwa into epholileyo, kodwa ayikho into enhle. Emva koko ususe i-curlers kwizinwele uze ungaphinda uyigqoke kwakhona. Kwaye ukuba ube ngowakho, umfazi ofanayo onothando nomhle, ongafuni izizathu zokuxabana, kwaye nobunzima obunzima buxazulula ngokulula kwaye buhle. Emva koko, elowo kuthi kuthi nje, ezinye iimeko zithintela ukuba siziveze.
Bitch eofisini.
Kuninzi kuthiwa ngamabhodlela kwiofisi. Zihluke kakhulu kwi-bitch yasekhaya. Ezi zibala amabhinqa amabhinqa, abo baxinzeleleka ukuya phezulu kwinqanaba lomsebenzi. Ngamanye amaxesha, ngelanga, kwiintloko kwaye kule nto ayilinganayo. I-Bitch iyayazi into ayifunayo ebomini, ihlola ngokufanelekileyo umsebenzi wayo, idinga efanayo kumqeshi. Ukwafumana kwakhona, kuba i-bitch ayiyi kuvumela ukuba enze umsebenzi kwinqanaba elingezantsi elona lifanelekileyo.
Indlela yokufunda ukuba yi-bitch eofisini? Okokuqala, qiniseka ukuba umsebenzi uyakuthanda, kwaye unako ukuwenza kwinqanaba eliphezulu kakhulu. Ukuba akunjalo, tshintsha umsebenzi. Ukuba ewe-kholelwa kuwe, jongela umphumo, qalisa ukusebenza ngokukhuthazayo, kwaye ungakhange ujonge iwashi ngokulindela ukuphela komhla wokusebenza. Kwaye, uyabona, ulawulo luya kuqaphela imizamo yakho. Kwaye kukho okunye okukhuthaza ukuba unqwenele ukuya phezulu, kuzo zonke izinto ezilungileyo.
Isikhokelo esiluncedo, indlela yokufunda ukuba yi-bitch.
- ungathandi kuphela izinto ezikujikelezayo, kodwa nawe;
- fumana iitalente, ubuchule, ubuchule kunye nokuphuhlisa;
- unganqikazi ukufuna ukuba uhlolisise umsebenzi wakho;
- sifunda ukuhlala nje ngeemvakalelo, ngamanye amaxesha ziquka ingqondo;
- lungele utshintsho ebomini;
- kungakhathaliseki ukuba yintoni, yiba nguwe, landela esi sikhokelo kuphela ukuba ufuna ngokwenene kwaye ayivumelani nemigaqo yakho yobomi.